If you paid to watch this, you're everything wrong with today's film industry and don't deserve to call yourself a Star Wars fan.
sperg more retard
7 > the rest
>>70286604
Going to the movies alone is hard huh? Don't worry anon, one day you'll find a gf or at least a friend to accompany you to the moviesjk, not really you fucking loser
So Star Wars belongs to "real" fans like you then?
>>70286604
I paid three times. It was a good Star Wars film.
>Friend's Dad is a high up at a local TV station
>Got us tickets for free
>Jews didn't get any of my money
>>70286604
I saw this kino 12 times in the cinéma with my gf
I got a bj everytime
WHAT IS THIS?!?
>>70286604
This movie entertained me, which is more than I can say about BvS.
>>70286838
>>70286604
It's a good movie.
>>70287367
only this one
>>70286604
stay mad
My friends mom invited me and paid.
>>70286604
I didnt know it was a piece of trash until after i watched it.
>calling yourself a Star Wars fan
>>70288118
>le reddit tomadoes score XD
>>70287367
Here, have this one.
>>70286604
What if my ma paid? She didn't go with me, but did provide the funds.
>>70286604
4/5 film bretty gud XDD
>>70286604
I'm a star wars aficionado. Step your game up kid
>>70286838
>>70286937
She's fucking disgusting
>jew tassle sideburns
>>70286604
It wasn't that bad actually despite our initial reaction to it. To see really bad you will need to see Rogue One and all the side shit Disney is making.
>>70286654
It really unironically is better than 5/6 of those.
>>70291019
Objective, non-meme, non contrarian ranking
V > IV > VII > VI >>>>>>> III > I >>>> II
>>70287367
>/tv/ contrarians and /co/ prequel kiddies try so hard to put down TFA
>they fail time and time again
>>70291084
Patrician ranking
>>70288118
This gets 92% yet Batman V Superman gets 27%
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>70291187
To be fair, they tend to defend IV and V, and TFA doesn't hold a candle to either of those two movies. It's not difficult to be a better Star Wars film than I and II, so it's not much of an accomplishment in that regard for VII.
>>70291187
why does she look like a 12 year old boy?
>>70291187
Because TFA is just a rehash.
>>70291480
You know why.
Star Wars is trash, even the originals.
I paid i'm not a star wars fan it was better than most of the others.
>>70291132
>>70291187
why is she so ugly
>>70291701
>why is she so hot
there I fixed it for you desu
>>70291701
>>70291443
Maybe, get this, BvS was pretentious garbage and TFA was actually good
>>70292102
TFA has some of the worst editing I have ever seen in a film storywise.
>doesn't explain how Rey got all her super powers
>>70292166
>doesn't explain how the empire was able to rebuild in only 30 years
>doesn't explain how snoke came on board
Episode 7 feels like Episode 8
>>70291132
>>70288476
>>70286937
Do you guys get mad at star wars every day?
>>70292325
/tv/ is always wrong
>saw it two times
>didn't pay either time
I would have only seen it once if two different cousins hadn't ask me
>>70292325
I really do, Disney ruined star wars
>Can't appreciate the pottery
your loss
>>70292166
This.
How in the everlasting fuck it got an Oscar nomination for Editing is one of life's greatest mysteries.
>>70292166
It's clear she's the balancing factor to what the Sith were doing for 1,000 years and crippling the light side with the Sith shrine. She's jacked up because the Sith were weakening the light side, now the light side has a jacked up agent of its own to kick ass and shit on the dark side.
Balance, look it up.
>>70292188
>doesn't explain how the empire was able to rebuild in only 30 years
Did you sleep through history class...you shouldn't need this explained to you.
>>70286604
Oh woe is me I won't be labeled as a star wars fan by some loser... WHAT WILL I DO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70292166
That's not what editing is you fucking retard.
>>70292188
DUDE WHY WASN'T THIS MOVIE FILLED WITH EXPOSITION STAR WARS SHOULD BE A DOCUMENTARY LMAO
>>70292166
Everyone knows that it's a universal law that men and women are on aggregate equal in every way. Since she's the first major female force user it's only logical that she be as talented as all previous males combined.
>>70291443
get some taste
>>70294402
because you have no knowledge of film editing
But seriously, TFA was bad. It felt like nothing but a tribute to the originals and not a real movie on its own.
>>70286604
Agreed desu
>mfw Disney hears all the complaints about Rey and cut down her screen time by 50%
>mfw she gets rekt and needs to be saved by Luke
>mfw she's the one who ends up dying
>>70296820
incorrect
>>70286604
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
>>70297017
I hope she kills Luke.
>>70297252
I hope you kill yourself.
>>70297017
This desu
The main issue is the new characters.
>Rey
Has no character arc at all. She wants to leave Jakku to see the universe, but then wants to go back to meet her parents, but then that's interrupted by a Force vision, but then THAT'S interrupted by Kylo Ren kidnapping her, and then she suddenly develops Force powers for no reason and saves the day. All of this is not helped by Daisy Ridley's flat, uncharismatic performance.
>Poe
Onscreen for about 15 minutes, never develops a personality beyond "Cocky hotshot."
>Finn
Well-acted and likeable, but the character is too milquetoast to be heroic.
>Kylo Ren
We have no idea why he turned to the Dark Side, but he sure whines a fucking lot about it. His violent rages are meant to make him seem frightening and unstable, but since he's such a wuss otherwise, he just comes across as a fucking baby. He'd also better keep that mask on if he wants to be taken seriously as a villain.
>Snoke
Instead of designing an original villain, they just go with a slightly nicer Sheev.
Sure, the reused plot points (Desert planet, cantina, Death Star 3.0) are pretty lame, but it's the shitty characters that really sink Episode VII.
>>70297201
>VII better than VI
The Luke vs. Vader vs. Emperor scene is better than the entirety of Episode VII.
>>70291084
I agree with this, but i'll probably put I instead of III
>>70294308
Poetry was the prequels. Sequels is blatant rehashing.
>>70297252
>mfw Rey will only be remembered as failed feminist bait and the worst female character in Star Wars
>mfw Luke will always be more iconic than her
>>70291084
>>70291216
The parts that were amazing in VI outshine anything in VII. Nothing in TFA came close to the Sheev/Vader/Luke confrontation, and I say this as someone who actually likes VII.
>>70286604
Well. I ain't gonna pay to watch the second, the third or that "spin-off" movie.
They fooled me once, they won't get to fool me again. They are unforgiven to me now.
>>70297846
Nice memes
>Luke vs. Vader. Vs. Emperor
Too bad it's only about 5-10 minutes of the entire movie
>>70286604
paid 5 times bobo.
TFA was a cool movie.
I'm not a SW fan but this one felt like a good movie, where the others felt like trash.
This movie has different things, different ideas compared to the other SW movies, it happens really fast while the others take their time (even Episode IV)
And I think this is why most of you people hated it : it's different and does not feel like a classic Star Wars.
It's something else.
It's something different.
It's something better.
Every bad thing about the other SW's is erased and cooked into a new formula.
So 7 IS the best SW movie, or one of the best.
I never have fun when i rewatch SW movies, but i had with this one.
Is it perfect?
Aw hell no !
Is it bad ?
No !
It's an okay good movie.
>In b4 le plebbit meme lolilol xD
>>70298246
it's trash for moronic Americans
If you enjoyed this film, go watch some of Adam Sandlers new stuff
>>70291084
V > IV > VI = III >> I > II >>>>>>>>>>>VII
>>70291771
people find this attractive?
>>70292102
nah, both BvS and TFA are awful, awful movies
>>70298269
No.
If you can't see the qualities of TFA, then you're an idiot.
You SW fans are pathetic, liking trash movies instead of good ones.
>>70298312
As a DC fan, i gotta admit that TFA was the best movie.
BvS was utter fucking trash
>>70286806
Did you finish in her mouth?
>>70286604
But I didin't.
>>70298279
Objectively true
>>70298438
>objectively true
>TFA worse than the prequels
come on, nigger, you can't actually believe this
>>70286604
>Be me
>See this with ARMY of friends
>Paid like 7 bucks each
>We all loved it
nah m8 im gooood.
>>70298207
that was literally his point
that 5 minutes of one film was better than the entire other film.
>>70286604
Why would anybody over 13 years old want to call himself a Star Wars fan?
I had a free ticket
The lightsaber battle still makes me wet.
Seriously, the swings right before Ben burns Finn's shoulder. Holy shit.
>>70286604
That movie was so shitty that shills can say whatever they want but can't change the result.
It was an ABORTION for the saga.
>>70298356
yes
