ITT: Horrible DVD covers
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Time to jump into the third dimension.
Shitty marketing never ends, Adrian.
I just catched this dvd cover art at a local dvd store.
>>70281408
Is this a mask inside, or is the head the box?
Horrifying to see a brilliant Oshii movie made to look like some shitty action flick.
also
> AICN review blurb
Does anyone remember when RedBox couldn't use actual DVD art on their kiosks? They used generic stock images and the titles.
>>70281501
It's just a DVD case.
>>70281408
it hurts
>>70280784
Why is Sully's fur so goddamn comfy and appealing?
I'd love a giant fluffy rug on my bed of the patterns and colour of his fur.
>>70281476
Was his face photoshopped on to this? It doesn't look real.
This
Freaked me the fuck out as a kid
Pretty good movie, actually
>>70282450
The more I look at it, the more I begin to realise the angle of his face doesn't line up with the angle of his head. Also Andie's eyes are crooked.
>>70282919
>avant-garde cinema
Is Tank Girl the most overlooked of kino?
>>70281408
>watch it with zack snyder
>>70282935
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
![The Accidental Husband (Kazara Koca) - Custom Dvd Cover - English [2008].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s7H0M9V.jpg "The Accidental Husband (Kazara Koca) - Custom Dvd Cover - English [2008]")
obligatory
>>70280784
but taht's a glu ray vocver
>>70283641
I don't see the problem, it just looks dated.
>>70283738
Look at the arm holding the book.
>>70283822
Ha.
>>70281408
is that just a blue michael myers mask?
>>70283822
oh jesus
>>70284162
Why the fuck do so many of these have photoshopped heads on?
>>70284373
SOMEONE SHOOT HIM HE IS GOING TO KILL THAT MASSIVE CHILD
>>70282935
Jesus fuck
>>70282935
I kek so fucking hard when I see this, my daughter has this on DVD.
Show me some good covers to counteract this cancer.
>>70284399
MY BABY BOY
these covers for classic animated movies where some hack drew the characters in a completely different style from the movie, making it look like direct to video crap
>>70280784
>>70286491
>Sticker over Mike's face
PERFECT
>>70286805
Know where I can buy this? I wanna hang it on my wall
>>70286491
>Im_On_the_cover_of_a_dvd!.jpg
>>70286491
thats great
>>70286382
How many kids accidentally got scarred by having their parents rent this thinking it was kid friendly?
>>70286805
i would SO hang this on my wall
Why Photoshop the heads on for these covers/posters? Why not spend 10 bucks for a quick picture while the actors are on set?
>>70286805
Where's this from? I want to hang my wall on this
>>70282935
That's so unnerving
>>70286805
that is atrocious
>>70281644
I recently purchased the 4 disk box set and it looks way nicer.
There's nothing worse than buying a "box set" online only to find out its actually a couple blu rays in separate cases all stuffed in a cheap cardboard box
>>70287591
is that a fucking CG bruce?
>>70280784
All those disney/dreamworks DVD/BR covers in this style are awful.
>>70281644
There is literally nothing wrong with these.
>>70286805
wow this really makes you think
>>70288083
>>70288083
They look like Chinese bootlegs
>>70283641
Is this cuck kino?
>>70280784
They were so proud of the CG fur when this movie came out, but in this high-res image his face looks Reboot tier desu
>>70287591
What's with the shattered glass? Why couldn't they show a skyscraper or airport exploding in the background when it would have actually fit the theme? Why does American marketing fuck up every time even when it's handed to them on a silver platter?
>>70288211
you cheeky fucker
>>70282450
They shopped out his battle scars
>>70286232
This can't be real
>only shitty or old movies that nobody heard of
Google fight club. Photoshopped heads aren't only on dvd covers from shitty movies
>>70288400
Look like some images from the internet. Show me actual dvds with that shit on them and then we'll talk.
>>70283641
>that shooped arm holding the book
every fucking time
>>70285045
A shitty cover to present a shitty movie that ruined a great book.
If I were Bill Bryson I would be fucking fuming
>>70286805
What is this film about, espionage? 60's detective film or is it a bond movie?
>>70289443
Knife maker gets framed by Big Spoon
>>70280784
Movie is fun and good but there is no tropical island at all
>"What should we do for the special edition case?"
>"Oh just make a plastic model of the blue nigger's head and put the discs in the bottom"
>>70280784
Literally every James Bond Remastered Blu Ray cover
Go and look up the Goldeneye VHS cover. That is one of my all time favorite movie cover.
>>70286491
That is fucking brilliant.
>>70290304
>tfw I missed my chance of buying this in store when it was still available
>>70287591
At least it isn't just a white background
>>70280784
>>70288211
HAhahahahahahha
I'm not getting any sleep, am I?
>>70284373
Realer than real life
>>70290304
oh no
>>70283448
Yes
Plus Fritz The Cat and I Shot Andy Warhol, they're both on there
