>The guards say "within a second" they bolted into the living area and saw Johnny in the kitchen and Amber on the couch in the living room -- it's an open floor plan. Both guards say Johnny was at least 20 feet away from her.
>We're told, according to Johnny, both he and Amber knew the guards were in the entryway and the scream was a badly executed attempted setup.
>The guards -- both of whom are expected to testify next month during the restraining order trial -- also say throughout Johnny and Amber's 15-month marriage, she was the one who flew into rages ... screaming at him, throwing bottles, and charging him. They claim they frequently had to pull her off Johnny.
>Amber claims her alleged injuries were caused when Johnny hurled an iPhone at her. The 2 guards support what the responding cops say ... she had no visible injuries. Amber claims there was broken glass on the floor and even submitted photos in her legal docs, but the guards insist there was no broken glass, and the cops say nothing was amiss.
It's over, Amber lost
>>70273774
Janitor deleted the old one for a reason.
Read the rules. I'm sure these hardworking admins have more important things to do other than delete your threads.
Thanks for all the hard work guys!
>>70273825
More like those two feminazis reported it for being upset that Heard is getting btfo
Why is she such a lying, evil cunt?
And moreover, why stay with her for so long?
>>70273856
ooga booga the sjw boogeyman is comin to get you
>lol gossip
Hey watch what happens to this one as well
>tfw she's hot but crazy
Where did it all go wrong, brahs?
>>70273940
>>70273913
See, just like last thread.
Not fishy at all, two consecutive replies
>>70274004
Must be the same two that were offended about the white women comments.
>>70273774
Based Depp. I wonder who his next young hot thing is going to be.
>>70274004
That's pretty funny, but you know what's even funnier? How long this thread until it 404's.
>>70274031
No doubt, fucking tumblr faggots shitting up /tv/
wtf, I hate Amber Heard now
>>70274004
>>70274031
>>70274053
kek. offended?
fuck off. i'm the 2nd poster in that screenshot. i posted that because anons are the kind of people who know better than to bother with tabloid news.
it's disgraceful to be discussing things like that.
>>70273774
>It's over, Amber lost
Nope, she accused him of violence, she wins. It's out there, blogosphere took it and ran with it, firmly defending her and putting him down as an abusive pig. Even if proven wrong it doesnt matter. He's an accused man and therefore guilty.
>>70274148
Don't ever reply to me again.
>>70274148
>white woman triggered
>>70274167
Nah this is going to blow back into her face.
>>70273774
REMEMBER THE ALIMONY
HONESTLY 2016 JOHNNY DEPP LOOKS TOTALLY DERANGED
BUT AMBER HEARD IS A WOMAN SO SHE'S LYING TO GET HIS MONEY
QED
>WB cast her as Mera in Just League
WB really has the worst luck
>>70273825
>Janitor deleted the old one for a reason.
Try posting a thread about JLaw, I was banned for 3 months for posting a non-nude picture of her from the fappening.
The festapo rules this shitfest now boys, my dick is holstered.
>>70273913
>>70273774
>throughout Johnny and Amber's 15-month marriage, she was the one who flew into rages ... screaming at him, throwing bottles, and charging him. They claim they frequently had to pull her off Johnny.
wew lad
Pretty much confirms what Stanhope said about her being a manipulative cunt.
>>70273959
Gonden rule
Never stick your dick in crazy, as enticing as it may be sometimes.
Johnny should know this.
>"Haha I'll show that drunken fool what'll happen if he messes with me! I'm going to TMZ on the week his new movie opens, and my publicist has everything in place for it all to 'leak' out! I'll show up to court looking like virgin mormon daughter and put my papparazzi in place with a zoom lens to see me crying in the car! Johnny is finished!!!"
*6 months later*
>"Hey did you get me that Disney movie audition?....WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WONT TAKE MY CALLS! WHAT DID I DO!?"
Trust me, no one will cast this dramatic bitch ever again. When you involve opening weekends into your personal vendettas....well let me just say that was a mistake.
Not even just Disney, every producer on this Alice flick will tell all their producer friends and their producer friends how Amber Heard tactically sunk a billion dollar movie.
Dont fuck with Hollywoods money you dumb cunt.
>>70274232
>tfw people still post my OC
Fuck if I had photoshop on my PC I would shoop Amber in OP's image with Brandon Frasier's hair.
>>70274256
*Golden
>>70273913
>slide it slide it
You dumb bitch, you have no power over me.
>>70273774
>It's over, Amber lost
She's got her $20 mil. That's all she wanted, so she's won in a roundabout way.
Boring celeb divorce news. Next week every1 be talking about something else.
>>70273889
>And moreover, why stay with her for so long?
amazing fucking probably, although her tits are justin bieber like
>>70274251
Switch mac address on your router
Your ISP will be forced to give you a new IP regardless
look up tutorials
>>70274276
>no one will cast this dramatic bitch
you underestimate the power of casting couch
>>70274290
Download photoshop and DO IT
femmod trying to cover for another white skank imagine that
>>70273774
He's a shitlord, and I'm tired of this board for defending him. He needs to be put to justice.
>>70274276
Even with Disney failing (Alice box office sunk), somehow DC still fucks up (casting this soon to be proven lying hated bitch in a major role)
>>70274371
>>70274232
>not getting a prenup
>2016
dont know what johnny was expecting desu
>>70273774
Has Johnny's daughter said anything about Amber? I know she came out in support for her father, but I mean a direct statement about Amber and the relationship Amber and her father had. Having a stepmom who is only marginally older than you must be strange in general, and such an oddity must only be augmented by Amber actually assaulting Johnny regularly.
>>70274371
IKR
ALL SHITLORDS SHOULD PREEMPTIVELY GIVE 50% OF THEIR MONEY TO WHICHEVER PARASITIC SLUT CROSSES THEIR PATH
>>70273774
HAHA! BOYS CLUB WINS AGAIN!
no seriously fuck that lesbian goldigger whore
>>70274379
Hope they put her away, but well she'll get SAMOANED at least as a slut.
>>70273889
She must have been fucking amazing in bed to put up with that psycho shit.
The ability to suck a dick like a Dyson vacuum cleaner will cover up a lot of flaws.
>>70273889
fear of dying alone prob
>>70273774
she could've just divorced him without all this bullshit and have been set for life
now shes doing this shit and wont get anything
so fucking retarded
i just wish, when this is over and she is proven wrong that men all around the world would start a hate campaign against women, just like they do
What a stupid cunt
she'll lose in court and she probably wrecked her career over this
>>70273889
Some sweet hatefucks.
>>70274398
>having a cup of soda with you everywhere you go
do french-american teenage girls really do this?
>>70274492
The thing is she tried to divorce him and get spousal support which didn't work out.
Anyone have that court doc?
She didn't play Gone Girl right
>>70274568
>>70274398
no but Depps ex wife is defending him which is hilarious
>>70274592
what does tonto even mean?
>>70274592
Is this some shitty shoop?
>>70274004
>"hollywood"
>not the tabloids themselves
clickbait interns have had the chans cucked for years, anon
>>70274612
americans make up words on the spot
see ebonics and bazinga
>>70273889
>she
>a lying, evil cunt
Gee, I can't quite work that one out.
>>70274592
what the fuck is that disgusting little creature on the left?
>>70274612
his character from the lone ranger
burnthewitch
>>70274612
he played an indian in a movie.
tonto was a famous indian leader
>>70273774
Ever heard of a thing called hearsay you fucking cunt?
Hearsay is INADMISSIBLE in a court of law outside some exceptions.
Please dont jump to conlusions unless you know what the fuck you're on about.
Bitch.
>She’s a huge Ayn Rand fan. ‘I’ve read all of her books,’ says Heard of Rand. ‘I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I’ve ever needed is myself.
GEE WHAT A SURPRISE
>>70274674
a dog?
>>70274552
Spousal support is the biggest scam ever.
Supposedly it's for half the marriage which comes out to like seven months.
But you know that bitch was trying to get it for life after being married for 15 months.
>women
not even once
>>70274398
I bet Lily and her were friends and now she feels betrayed. Amber could have waited one damn week and celebrated Lily's birthday but instead she did all this.
>>70274674
That's Amber Heard
>>70274674
maybe a stuffed monkey
>>70274674
a sock monkey you dork
kek
>>70274698
>Hearsay is INADMISSIBLE in a court of law outside some exceptions.
Do you even know how hearsay is defined in law you stupid fuck
DOHHH JEEEEEEEEEZUUUUUSHHHH
Fucken whores, people. They're everywheeeear!
>>70273774
a year from now everyone will have forgotten about this but Amber will still collect 50k $ every single month.
she won.
>>70274734
oh my fuck
>>70274698
It would work if someone said the guards said that in court.
Except they will ask the guards themselves who were actual witnesses to the event
>>70274592
I-is that the iPhone she threw at herself?
>>70274664
Not all women are evil, back-stabbing, liars.
95% tops.
>>70274699
yeah I know right, that made it extra clear what kind of person she is
>>70274730
“As the result of Amber’s decision to decline giving an initial statement to the LAPD, her silence has been used against her by Johnny’s team. Amber did not provide a statement to the LAPD in an attempt to protect her privacy and Johnny’s career. Johnny’s team has forced Amber to give a statement to the LAPD to set the record straight as to the true facts, as she cannot continue to leave herself open to the vicious false and malicious allegations that have infected the media. Amber has suffered through years of physical and psychological abuse at the hands of Johnny."
“In domestic violence cases, it is not unusual for the perpetrator’s playbook to include miscasting the victim as the villain. In reality, Amber acted no differently than many victims of domestic violence, who think first of the harm that might come to the abuser, rather than the abuse they have already suffered. Amber can no longer endure the relentless attacks and outright lies launched against her character in the Court of Public Opinion since the tragic events of May 21st. With her statement Amber hopes to give the LAPD the opportunity to conduct an accurate and complete investigation into the events of that evening and before. If that occurs, and the truth is revealed, there is no doubt that Amber’s claims will be substantiated beyond any doubt, and hopefully Johnny will get the help that he so desperately needs.”
>>70274661
this probably made more sense in your head eh Eurocuck
>>70274771
she won't get a dime if the guards story are accepted as true. She would be held in contempt of court and perjury. She could try to retain a prenup but I doubt it would stick and Depp can sue her in civil court
>>70274843
"From the beginning it has been Amber’s desire to keep this matter as private as possible, even though LAPD officers responded to a 911 call made by a third-party. The LAPD officers viewed not only the disarray that Johnny had caused in the apartment but also the physical injuries to Amber’s face. We filed the Petition for Dissolution of Marriage at the very end of the day on Monday May 23rd and we did not serve Johnny with the Petition at the premiere of Alice Through the Looking Glass that evening. We sent a letter to Johnny’s counsel team the next morning making it clear we wanted to keep this matter out of the media. We then held off requesting a domestic violence restraining order as we knew that Johnny was out of the country."
"We took the high road. Unfortunately, Johnny’s team immediately went to the press and began viciously attacking Amber’s character. Amber is simply a victim of domestic violence, and none of her actions are motivated by money. Amber is a brave and financially independent woman who is showing the courage of her convictions by doing the right thing against Johnny’s relentless army of lawyers and surrogates."
"The Family Law Court is not going to be influenced by misinformation placed in the social media based on anonymous sources. Amber is the victim. Amber is a hero.”
>>70274843
>Amber did not provide a statement to the LAPD in an attempt to protect her privacy and Johnny’s career.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70274674Meon the left.
>attack takes place on saturday
>friday the bruise looks new
>1 day later the bruise is completely gone
WEW LAD
>>70274876
>everyone who thinks americans are fucking retarded must be yuropoor
you wish cuck
>>70274730
>white women
fixed for ya
>>70274924
T H I S
H
I
S
>>70274843
>In reality, Amber acted no differently than many victims of domestic violence
Sadly you cannot use that as evidence as she can just make that up why she didn't do anything before :^)
I hope she's ruined
She's never been a good actor anyway, fuck that lolsointeresting brat
>>70274885
>but also the physical injuries to Amber’s face.
>when cops responded to the 911 call last week, they saw no evidence of injury. Our law enforcement sources say not only was Amber free of visible injuries, she never even hinted Johnny laid a finger on her.?
??????????????????????????????????
>>70274885
>Amber is simply a victim of domestic violence, and none of her actions are motivated by money.
50000$ SPOUSAL SUPPORT EVERY MONTH EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER 15 MONTHS
>>70274911
If you're not from America, Europe or Australia then you don't matter anyway
>>70273774
Rember when that gold digging whore set Mel Gibson up and no one believed him because he is a BAD OLD WHITE RACIS NAZI ALCOHOLIC?
Yeah, smells like cunt
>>70274843
>Amber acted no differently than many victims of domestic violence
>lies about being hit with 2 guards literally steps away showing they were over 20 feet apart
yeah...
>>70274253
No wai, the gold digger marrying a man 2x her age is unstable.
>>70273774
There is NEVER any excuse to viciously attack a WOMAN as a man. If I were there when he beat Amber up I would've beat him up even harder because a REAL man wouldn't have laid a finger on her or be mad in the same room
>>70274885
>none of her actions are motivated by money. Amber is a brave and financially independent woman who is showing the courage of her convictions by doing the right thing against Johnny’s relentless army of lawyers and surrogates."
>>70274601
And his ex-ex wife and previous girlfriends. Even more hilarious.
Not a fan of Depp in particular (desu I can't remember watching any of his films, even Pirates of Carribean isn't my kinda thing anyway).
>marriage
>2012+4
I shiggy diggy doo
>>70275046
>not typing WOMYN
at least you tried
amber "hillary clinton" heard
>>70275108
amber "donald trump" heard
amber "hitler" heard
amber "santa claus" heard
Money should be entirely removed from marriage.
if you arent marrying for >muh love
then dont marry. simple.
>>70273774
Amber: He's a fugitive and a fucking cocaine dealer! He's got a kilo in his trunk right now!
>>70275055
>none of her actions are motivated by money. Amber is a brave and financially independent woman
>ask for tons of money in divorce
How bad is her legal advisor?
Even a 12-year old can see that these two things have opposing mindsets behind them.
>>70275151
hit a nerve libcuckl?
>>70275055
>financially independent
From charging a fee for telling people she will show Johnny the script they sent and then throwing it in the trash.
>>70275192
>what women will say when the newness of a relationship is warn off and they just want fat stacks of cash
sad
>>70274314
YOU underestimate how many hot blondes there are that are younger and drama free. She is finished, Keisha style. R I P
>>70275198
>Even a 12-year old can see that these two things have opposing mindsets behind them.
LISTEN AND BELIEVE
do you want to be a shitlord? its 2016!!!!
>>70275211
no, I didn't understand what you were doing. it seemed like you were just putting in the name of someone you don't like
>>70275167
A better option would be if a divorce is on the table both parties leave with what they had at day of marriage. Anything earned from that day to the day of divorce is removed from both parties and given to the children or state if none exist
divorce would stop overnight......now murder would go up I assume
>>70275258
This right here
Plenty of careers are dead because someone thought they were indispensable
>>70273889
Crazy chicks fuck like, well, crazy.
Sex after fights is best sex.
Crazy bitch who fights with you all the time? You figure it out.
>>70274612
It's the name of Johnny Depp's character in The Lone Ranger
>>70275269
it's because they're both liars
>>70275249
>trying to wrestle the camera off him as he gathers evidence of her abuse
fucking bitch
>>70274047
He should bang her mom
>>70274047
He should bang her mom
>>70273774
>Caring about the personal life of actors
When did you know you loved the taste of men anon? Was it when grandpa made you suck him while he fingered your bippy?
>>70275272
>now murder would go up I assume
indeed
>>70275108
ENOUGH WITH YOUR FILTHY SEPPO ELECTIONS
>>70275313
oh, ok so every politician ever, got it
>>70274047
He should baby her mom
...and she was neverBANE?from again
>>70275258
this is 100% correct.
It's one thing to be a gold digging, lying whore. But quite another thing to fuck with the stupid Alice movie money. Hollywood won't forget that shit and she better hope she comes out of this with a phat alimony deal.
>>70275334
>>70275335
>>70274664
>>70274817
The arabs had it all figured out since time ago.
>>70275369
trump is not a liar why wouldn't you trust a multi-millionaire anon?
>>70273774
How many times are you willing to bet Amber slapped Johnny around whenever they had a drunken argument and he never once reported it..
Domestic Abuse is not a one time thing of a phone being thrown clumsily at you after a heated argument.
I'm glad these articles on normie websites are coming to light. Love him or hate him, Depp is not the bad guy.
Amber Heard is a cunt and always has been. You can tell the type of cunt she is by just looking at her. I'll be seeing Pirates 5 at the flicks.
>>70275334
>>70275335
You can tell how unconvincing an actor she is even in still images.
>>70275368
britbong detected
fix your teeth
>>70275369
except for bernie right?
>>70273825
>he does it for free
>>70274843
>Amber has suffered through years of physical and psychological abuse at the hands of Johnny
But they were married for only 1 year
>>70275346
This is a live action JUST in real time. Go cruise for peen in GoT thread #7366248 you balding shitcan.
>>70275448
it's not just physical abuse either
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-36380247
>>70275481
Noice.
>>70274612
Tonto means dumb in Spanish.
>>70275259
>"omg anon, why do you even have deviating opinions? It's current year for crying out loud!"
>>70275468
>seppo
>britbong
STOP TRIGGERING ME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>70275521
kek
>>70275452
still her best role ever though
>dat mormon dress
you can't make that shit up
>>70275452
Fixed
> he didnt just pump and dump that slut
When will they learn
>>70275481
>>70275516
They were together for a few years before they got married.
>>70275571
well, he is black so who cares
>>70273889
>Why is she such a lying, evil cunt?
Because she is a woman.
>>70275539
How triggered are you nigger?
>>70275452
>>70275555
so what if what she's saying is fake? Don't all our ploticians lie yet you elect them anyway? Think about this for a minute you numbnuts
WOMEN ARE LOSING
RISE UP BROTHERS
>>70275448
She dumped all this on him just days after his mother (with whom he was so close, he had a tattoo of her name) died.
He's in heavy fucking mourning and suddenly she pulls the ripcord on their marriage AND ACCUSES HIM OF ABUSE!
Sociopath. An attempt to ruin someone's life like this should carry a prison sentence.
>>70275579
well maybe she take responsibility and not marry the man that "abused" her, eh?
in for a penny, in for a slap
>mfw seen this lying whore naked in bed
ahhh, sweet release
>>70275579
Then why did she marry the person who "abused" her?
>>70275628
>RISE UP BROTHERS
we need to stay out of this. let the good women crucify her.
>>70275452
She got hit by a flying phone (supposedly) and she is acting all traumatized like she has been raped by a gang of feral niggers and her entire family murdered and eaten in a cannibalistic ritual. That fake thousand-yard stare, for fucks sake. I can't stand women fakeness and drama seriously.
>>70275410
Just wanted to say thanks for posting that picture.
I've been trying to think of a comfy series to watch on my day off and I haven't watched Psych in ages.
>>70275707
perhaps she didn't know he was going to abuse her. doubt she has access to a time traveling device.
or maybe she does...
>>70275628
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70275737
>good women
>>70275495
>>70275777
...this exchange started because she spent years of abuse in the relationship but was only married like a year....thus the other comments about her marrying him after the said abuse is pretty dumb
>implying women aren't saints
>implying women ever lie
you lose white male
>>70275791
is he screaming
please mum is scared how can I stop it
It's kinda disgusting how media will misrep shit for sensationalization. "Eye-witness" is misleading when you consider what they really mean is "depp's employees who have a conflict of interest". I mean, these guys' job literally comprises of doing "damage control" whenever he's inebriated.
Not saying she's telling the truth, but I hope the guy starts putting up cctv cameras in non-bedroom areas.
>>70275777
>Then why did she marry the person who "abused" her?
>perhaps she didn't know he was going to abuse her
Try to keep up, Anon.
Post yfw she doesn't get a penny
>>70275642
Women truly are the most evil demons ever made by Satan.
so I'm guessing the video game for tossing iPhones at Amber Heard is already in production or already produced somewhere
>>70275942
Yes but it inexplicably costs thousands of dollars a month just to play it once
Women love Johnny Depp even though he looks old nowadays, that domestic violence stuff woulnd't hurt him anyway
She a good girl she dindu nuffin
She was jus tryna get her marriage together
We need mo money fo dat divorce settlement
Amber is not even heterosexual, she was in a lesbian relationship for 4 years, and suddenly she likes men? inb4 muh bisexualism, yes sure. She simply had the occasion of tying a rich man she knew she would dump when everything was in her favour and that's it.
>>70275910
>>70275889
>It's kinda disgusting how media will misrep shit for sensationalization
>it disgusts me
>>whenever he's inebriated
>immediately goes to he drinks and gets abusive and not her also getting drunk and abusive
you've lost the game
>>70275973
It also simultaneously gets you dangerously high and gives you the appearance of being afflicted by radiation poisoning.
tfw we're witnessing Gone Girl irl
Is there a god for the JUSTED?
Are lying cunts gona pay?
Is there justice after all?
>>70276100
everybody has their "who would you go gay form" celeb. Johnny was hers maybe
How is gold digging even legal? All you gotta do is fuck someone, get married, and later dump 'em like suckers and you have money for eternity. Women really are the worst.
>>70276100
she was in it for his daughter if you know what I mean
>>70276218
no I don't wtf are you about
>>70275987
Is this the American version of Heather Mills claiming Paul McCartney pushed her down the stairs?
Good luck with that, Amber.
>>70273774
>It's over, Amber lost
You have no idea how 'Merican divorce courts work do you?
It doesn't matter if Amber was a freaking psychopath or if she tried to stab him every fucking night.
All she has to do is make up some bullshit reason she was "scared" and that's it... fault is all on ol Jonny. Reason doesn't even have to be plausible or believable.
what if she is right and the jewllywood are hiding johnny dept?
>>70276253
Don't respond like you are the one quoted before.
And he was just joking, man.
>>70276190
He was a lot of men's "who would you go gay for" celeb, also.
>Be me
>Lying in bed using my phone for YT
>Accidentally drop phone on my face
>Cut my nose
That was only a few inches away and it really hurt.
She 'had one hurled across a room at her' and barely has a bruise.
Do we need any more proof of this bullshit?
>>70276202
Not in every country, Anon.
>>70276260
No longer in this climate. Stop being a cuck and support your fellow man winning for once. Let me guess you are either jew or black. Fack off.
>>70275763
Psych is objectively 10/10.
Enjoy rewatching it.
>>70274298
>20mil?
johnny is worth more than that. she stands to get more than 150mil.
>>70276100
lesbians are a meme
especially the hot ones, they are only lesbians for attention
>>70276390
>using my phone for YT
This is not your fucking blog.
>>70276390
was this your phone by any chance?
>>70276510
Of course not you idiot. Do you even laws?
woman really is the devil
it's telling how skeptical the media is about her claims. Normally they jump all over a "rich white dude domestic violence" story, and in this mainstream outlets are not jumping to conclusions and bringing up the fact that depp friends think heard is a cunt.
Depp will still lose a ton of cash, that's how this shit goes - divorce courts in the states are easy victories for women. But so far he's not being pilloried and that should be a sign that her story is very fishy.
>>70275613
>triggered
>nigger
'triggered' is tumblr-tier, I'm also not a niggerwhite male, roll again
>>70276390
Physics is a dice roll. I'm not saying I side with her but it's absolutely true that injury due to falls has wild variance.
People in perfect health have tripped down a 1-foot drop and broken their neck, while Vesna Vulovic famously survived falling out of an exploding plane with no parachute from more than 33,000 feet.
>>70276570
Disney pays the media
>>70276570
meanwhile the media was going nuts over a man not wanting to see ghost busters
man,i would love to hate fuck Amber right now.
knowing she's an evil cunt who will want me to die right after and take my dog away from me,makes me want her even more.
she's taking his money and his dog from Johnny.
hopefully the court tells her she can't have the dog.
the dog is pretty cute.im just worried about the dog.
can we start a hashtag #ReturnJohnnysDog
on twitter to make this evil cunt return Pistol to Johnny? the court said she couldn't have him.
>>70276659
taking the dog?
cunt
>>70276165
>gona pay
Worst case scenario for Amber is that her allegations are proven false, she doesn't get the money, and she may miss out on future roles. American women do not go to prison for false accusations.
Amber will come out of this fine as long as she's able to stay with a rich guy or girl. The real blow would be to alimony feminism and men waking up and realizing not to get married.
>>70275192
BEST VIGNETTE OF A VINDICTIVE CUNT WIFE
JOHNNY'S IRL LIFE IS BECOMING BLOW
>>70276517
4 years
4 fucking years in an official lesbian relationship
But she lasted 15 months married to the love of her life Mr. Johnny "400M$" Depp.
She wasn't faking it, she likes pussy.
>>70276659
According to legends from the baltic sea, where Amber Heard true origins lie, dog are accessories and instrument of the devil. the dog very probably helped her plot and execute her sinister trap against johnny.
she can have it.
>>70274052
Threads been up for over an hour and has received 208 replies to.
>>70276733
yeah,when she went to get the restraining order she wanted one for Pistol who is Johnny's dog...
the court told her no.
there's no proof that Pistol is in any danger of Johnny.
she still took Pistol with her,since Johnny is away on tour with his band.
good luck getting him back
>>70276260
I mean people say that all the time but can every single judge be this stupid/biased? Let's be real.
>>70274379
Who the fuck is going to watch Aquaman?
God I want her to slit my throat mid-coitus.
>>70276848
if she's in it naked or as a water nymph type creature, probably 95% of 4chan users
>>70273774
>the guards [who are employed by Depp to the tune of millions of dollars]
>>70275046
>>70276659
I doubt she'd do anything bad to the dog. If anything, she'd continue to carry him around everywhere which he'd enjoy.
>>70276848
I would. Curious to see underwater capeshit.
>>70274379
he's legitimately the worst actor I can think of
>>70277004
>lesbian for four years
johnnys dick must have been in fucking tight pussy heaven. unless she loved bbc dildos
>>70273774
Wow.
Um hey guys i didn't follow the whole thing. What is her problem with him exactly?
>>70276719
#DogDeppAfternoon
#BarkShadows
#PuppersOfTheCaribbean
#EdwoofScissorhands
>>70276581
>'triggered' is tumblr-tier, I'm also not a nigger white male, roll again
how many weeks have you been here?
>>70276390
Who the fuck gets cut by their fucking smartphone ? Were you using arazr?
>mom and i are talking about movies over dinner, touching on big hollywood stars and how they're not as cool anymore
>mom says johnny depp was the last cool guy in hollywood, and wonders what he's doing now
>i say he might be in trouble because his wife is accusing him of domestic abuse, although some say it might just be lies since they're divorcing and she wants money
>she says "really? huh, i didn't think he was the type"
>i know more about hollywood gossip than my mom
>>70274733
>allowing a degenerate dyke to physically touch your under age daughter
Is Johnny Depp the worst parent ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64
>tfw the australian government humiliates you
>>70274052
3 hours later and the thread is still up, bud
Also the 2 year minimum, there is hardly any payout, if any, because of the suspicion of obvious gold digging.You've got to do the time, if you want his dime.
>>70274306
>why stay with her so long
I second.
Did you NOT see that ass?
>>70277147
actually just over an hour and a 1/2, the first one with the same pic was kill
>>70277004
>implying this fucking demon hound from hell didn't plan everything
god you are so gullible
>>70277070
Please cease to exist.
>>70277217
gossip sites are saying she'll get roughly 25%
In any case, there is literally NEVER a good reason to get married.
>>70277246
>gossip sites
lol ok
>>70277277
gossip sites know everything there is to know about hollywood divorces.
>>70273774
Why is he transforming into Michael Madsen?
>>70277232
what's up with its nose?
>>70276107
brenderino unJUSTED himself on his looks his career is another thing tho
>mfw confusing her with Emily Blunt
who in the fuck is Amber Heard again?
>>70277121
DUDE I LITERALLY JUST LOOKED IT UP RIGHT NOW AND THEY'RE FUCKING BRINGING THE RAZR BACK.
ITS HAPPENING.
http://www.elle.com.au/news/zeitgeist/2016/5/motorola-confirms-razr-return/
CAN'T DISTORT THE MORT
>>70277362
A literal nobody who is trying to stay relevant.
>>70277217
She even looks like a succuderp here.
But you can't deny that ass.
>>70277404
One of his best movies
FUCK
AMBER
#FreeJohnny
>>70277384
Sheeeeeeit I may have to buy it depending on the specs. I loved flipphones
>>70276777
>men waking up and realizing not to get married.
Oy Vey Schlomo, we have finally done it. The traditional family unit is almost finished. Get married, don't get married, it doesn't matter. You're wrong either way now!
damn, Depp was the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajKI4lRGwZ8
>>70277504
I miss Olivia's old face.
>>70277362
Some of her roles
All The Boys Love Mandy Lane
Never Back Down
The Stepfather
The Ward
And Soon The Darkness
Drive Angry
The Rum Diary
3 Days To Kill
The Danish Girl
and soon
The Justice League Part One
Aquaman
