Why are there no superheroes in real life? Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands.
Trump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_City_Superhero_Movement
>>70273554
>Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands.
Elon Musk, all those rocket tests are a setup for Brother Eye
>>70273554
>Surely there exists a rich, buff man with too much time on his hands.
I'd rather just post here w/ my bros lol
Becasue real life has no plot armour.
>>70273554
But there are
>>70273620
>using the names Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, The Mantis, Prodigy, Gemini, No Name, Catastrophe, Thunder 88, Penelope, and Phoenix Jones
>No Name
>Thunder 88
i bet you my ass those were /pol/acks
>>70273656
He's the hero we need against Skynet
>>70273554
Because they're more likely to be suspected murderers like McAfee than Wayne or Stark.
>>70273677
Is there anything more pathetic than actively being a fan of this guy?
>>70273554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQ9riVin0M
Basically, its just some guys in a retarded suit that argue with drunks.
Because if Batman existed in real-life he would probably only last 2 years before his body started breaking down from the constant punishment and the impact it was taking
>>70273717
Yes. Being a hater
>>70273680
the main guy is a negro
>>70273680
Pheonix Jones is black, and probably the most well-known one.
>>70273656
Beat me to it, but he just hasn't done anything yet. I see him as more like Stark than Wayne though.
>>70273768
I don't think so. A man could train for 10 years, get in perfect shape and learn all martial arts, create a sinister costume and go out there and kick ass. People get mugged and robbed all the time, perfect place to beat the bad people up, tie em up and leave them there to be found for the police.
The biggest issue is privacy and anonymity. In real life, if Batman emerged, he'd be found out immediately.
>>70273575
If Batman was American he would have been shot along with his parents
>>70273554
Why the fuck would a rich person risk their life, just to fuck with some lowly gangbangers?
>>70273999
Not really. But young Bruce would shoot up some school
>>70273848
I feel like you're probably meme-ing, but even if someone went out night after night and won every fight they were in, it would be close to impossible to get through every night unscathed. In the real world that shit would build up after awhile, not to mention the wear and tear that would occur on your knees if you were swinging from rooftops and landing dramatically on concrete all the time
