ITT actors who are still alive, even though nobody expects them to be anymore.
>>70269989
>>70269989
He's too based to die, he's been old since the 70's and doesn't give a fuck.
>>70270081
Based cryptkeeper.
>>70270068
I really like King of Queens and Jerry Stiller is my favorite part of that show.
There I said it
he's almost 100
Please delete this thread, this is too sad
>>70269989
This is Carl Reiner in 1976.
>>70270081
I want him to have one last great role before he passes
>>70269989
Fuck off
>mfw we'll see him in Twin Peaks S3
>>70270305
>tfw he only does voice work on Family Guy now
It's close to the end :(
what is he looking at, /tv/?
>>70270258
How does he do it, seriously.
>>70270305
He'll probably outlive his son
>>70270258
how is he still alive?
>>70270258
he'll outlive Michael.
>>70270305
>>70270340
Watched him on Norm's show and he looks old as fuck but his mind and wit are still as sharp as ever
>>70269989
>c-c-c-an ihav mor appl sauce pls
>>70270398
>In February 1991, Douglas was injured in a collision between the helicopter he was in and a small plane above Santa Paula Airport. Two others were also injured, and two people on the plane died
Definitely made a deal with the devil.
>>70270382
>>70270398
I don't know he had a severe stroke like 20 years back and overcame that, he's immortal at this point
>>70270081
>tfw your just waiting for the day the news breaks
>>70270511
were the rumors true?
>>70270483
I think I could take him in a fight.
Jane Fonda
>>70270081
I'm excited to be voting for him this fall.
I ushed ta be jamesh bond you know
>>70270605
JUST
>>70270605
He's literally lost. Help him.
>>70270605
I could take him in a fight
>>70270605
Come on Sean, it's time to go home. This way Sean.
>>70270605
This makes me so fucking sad. He was the model of masculinity. A handsome, suave, strong, cool motherfucker right up until the 1990s. What chance has the average man got?
Time catches up with us all.
>>70270694
No you couldn't boyo
>>70270605
Looks pretty based for an old man
>>70270825
No shit, he's the same age as Stanton and older than Wilder.
>>70270605
He doesnt look that bad for a 85y. Old man in his old man comfy cloths.
Too bad he is never going to see free Scotland.
>>70270605
>The Rock was 20 years ago
>>70270484
Clint's looking pretty good for his age.
;_;
>>70270484
Fuck off, he'll never die
>>70270605
He actually looks good enough for his age.
>>70270081
holy fuck james cameron looks like shit
>>70270694
he'd destroy you
Not an actor, but this woman called Emma Morano from Northern Italy was born in 1899.
>12 when the Titanic sank
>15 when WW1 started
>40 when WW2 started
>70 when they landed on the moon
It fucking blew my mind when I read about her. She's seen nearly every aspect of humanity change, witnessed massive technological leaps; horse and carriage to self driving cars. Mental.
>>70270805
man those 8 years of presidency really took a toll
>>70270892
what the fuck???
>>70270747
Do scots say boyo?
>>70271170
Shut up boyo
Too many plebs worshiping his crappy movies
>>70271094
>tfw only one person left born in the 19th century
>tfw pretty soon the WW2 generation will be gone too
>>70271215
He could still kick all of our asses.
>>70271215
t. underagefag with ultra liberal parents
>>70270624
>>70270644
>>70270694
>>70270722
>>70270727
>>70270747
>>70270268
I read the file name as Fats Stevens.
Catchy name.
>>70271112
massive kek
>>70271112
>>70271335
literally samefag. this joke fucking sucked. i cant believe this sounded original/funny in your head
> Breaker Breaker One-Nine, this is the Bandit, Snowman you out there?
>>70271094
It's hard to imagine what that must be like. I sometimes get annoyed when my grandparents ask me to help them with their phones or on the Internet but then you realise they had nothing like this when they were young.
Why didn't anyone of you post a female? Was it misogyny?
>>70271241
And we're left with those selfish boomer assholes.
>>70271329
That's a much better pic. He looks much more sharp there which is good.
Super Dave Osborn
>>70271329
> Mr. Connery, when will you arrive at the court at Wimbledon?
> Ten-ish
>>70270605
I read a couple of trivia of him on imdb, he always refused roles because he "didn't understand the script". So if the character isn't a typical white cis misogynistic male he doesn't understand the character?
that old fart can go and fuck off, whats there to get about an wizard or morpheus? what a fucking retard.
>>70271415
Actresses drop off the radar after they turn 40, except for in british television.
>>70271415
Because once a woman turns 30 they may as well be dead
>>70271410
Aw try not to get annoyed with them dude. My grandad sometimes asks for help but then I think, I don't have a fucking clue how to serve in any capacity on a Navy aircraft carrier and he did that for over a decade from 1944 onwards.
Learning how to use a mobile phone is small potatoes.
>>70271371
Cheer up loverboy
>>70271396
>tfw almost met him at Comic Con last year but the faggots running the event only let a couple hundred people get his autograph
>>70271497
I like you
James Dean.
>>70271215
>Clinically insane
>>70271497
you need to leave
>>70271541
>cis
You're on the wrong site
>>70270892
He looks like Tim Allen after he murdered Santa Claus and unwillingly inherited his identity
Is Nic Cage the new Santa?
>>70270805
> Roger
> Huh?
>>70271619
>Santa movie starring Nic Cage
Fuck it I'd watch that
>>70271497
Fuck off to
>>70271587
>>70271609
Make up your minds, will ya?
>>70270892
Jesus, I thought that was Gabe Newell at first.
Holy crap, that is Nicolas Cage?
>>70270398
>>70270382
he sacrificed natalie wood's virginity to the devil to get a long life
>>70271611
>he fell for it
kek what a loser
She's the actress who played Mina in the Spanish re-shoot of Universal's "Dracula"
How he age so fast?
>>70271587
Damn, that's a man who made it.
I'm seriously jelly.
>>70271728
You really got me there 9gag
Why are these threads always filled with male actors?
I want to see the dried up vaginas of long forgotten starlets who starred in movies I've never seen.
>>70270483
Not so scary are you now, Pennywise?
>>70270483
Fucking hell. That man used to be as spry as a fucking child.
Age is a hell of a thing
>>70271541
leave pls
>>70270258
I don't know if I'd want to live like this though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAi6qCGtpW0
>>70271719
>>70270500
Holy shit
>>70272001
Having a paralyzing stroke isn't part of normal aging.
>>70269989
he's waiting for his bonus
>>70272072
ok even though i feel bad and all that maybe some subtitles should have been provided because those are not words.
>>70270081
CLASSIC
PAUL
DANO
>>70271729
>105 years old
Holy shit, imagine living for a century and seeing the world change so drastically.
>>70270258
>>70270342
Fuckin crumb of dickcheese faggot.
>>70272309
ah fuck that does look classic
>>70271094
Bet she's sucked a fair few cock in her time.
>>70271604
kek
Pic related is ninety-one and has alzheimers.
Doris Day is ninety-something.
>>70270021
Kek
>>70272466
>920x920
>688x920
Where are 213440 pixels you fucking jude?
>>70270068
Oh god this hurts. He was so fucking funny in that show
>>70272531
He's played the "old Asian man" for 40 years.
He's lucky he didn't overdose.
>>70272662
He should have been the Mandarin in Iron Man 3
>>70272662
based Lo Pan
>>70272763
who?
>>70272887
You know, Trevor.
>>70272926
He died 5 years ago anon
>>70272662
Fucking James Hong. What a guy. He was favorite part of the first Kung fu panda
>>70272967
oh god
ive wasted my life
He's been playing old men for his entire career, how does he do it?
>>70272937
I can't remember anything about that film. It's pretty sad that you can.
>>70271215
Nah nigga.
>>70270258
Do you think he remembers working with Kubrick?
>>70272926
>>70272967
this is honestly a very sad exchange
>>70272999
but at least you got trips, anon
>>70273005
he's dead anon
I'm sorry
>>70269989
>>70270045
He banged prime JenCon when he already was kinda old raisin-y.
He's a based god.
>>70270342
He's looking at /tv/
he still want to make space balls 2: the cashgrab
>>70273164
how the fuck
>>70273274
Harry Dean is a man amongst men. He's past 90 and he is still unmarried just doing what he wants. He's got a natural charisma
>>70273105
WAIT WHAT
>>70272511
>Doris Day (born Doris Mary Ann Kappelhoff; April 3, 1922 or 1924)
What the fuck, even the ancient bitch from 1899 knows her birth year
>>70273350
This.
He still works as a bartender on the side just for the fuck of it.
>>70271541
(You)
>>70270342
He already looked old in the 70s
>>70271541
You need some re-education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA
>>70269989
Right.
>>70273775
>>70273899
>>70273775
literal who
>>70273775
>Born in Austria-Hungary during WWI
>missing a leg
>family hates her and tries to fuck her out of her estate at every chance
>just wants to die but no one will let her even though she's 99
>>70273971
Ur mum after I crippled her ass ;^)
>>70273952
Ben Franklin biopic when?
Might be the one thing that could revive his career.
>>70270892
That's no how he looks like now. When the hell did that happen?
>>70270805
>Kareem
He's alive because he didn't expose the Triad conspiracy to kill Bruce Lee.
>>70274079
That's no way*
>>70274107
>>70274144
Probably a role. In the most recent photos from this year he looks like his usual slightly bloated, beardless and dark haired self.
>>70274079
Last year. That's how he looks without dyeing his hair or facial hair.
>>70274315
No, I don't believe you!
>>70273259
Now would be the best time.
Star Wars hype and Brooks is still alive, it only gets worse from here.
>>70274406
YOU MEAN PEOPLE ACTUALLY AGE???
>>70274315
I think I smell bullshit.
>>70274315
Could be worse, he has no old man gut.
>>70274458
Not like this, man.
Not like this.
>>70273164
DEANED
>>70272072
Stroke fucked up his speech but he's still all there, he still writes articles for his blog once in a while.
>>70270021
delete this
>>70270258
His ears are dripping
>>70271475
He's a-okay anon. This pic is from 2014 and is more recent that the shitty meme one everyone posts where he looks insane.
>>70272436
Stop
>>70273259
Then he should. Its the best time with Hollywood being shit as it is.
>>70271094
>Morano credits her long life to her diet of raw eggs and being single
>Disregard bitches. Drink like Rocky Balboa
Based old Italian broad.
>>70271555
>Grandpa screams at me when he can't figure out how to toggle Closed Captions
>Change G:R balance to completely green just to piss him off
>Leave
Fuck you, Grandpa
>>70271587
I always thought it was weird that Sean Connery lives in the Bahamas
Seems like it would get so boring there and its kinda like a tacky vacation spot these days.
>>70270021
hes a trooper for hanging in there, jesus christ
When was the last time you heard about Kevin Kline?
>>70270021
are those hair plugs
>>70270483
Noooo what happened?
>>70280883
He had a stroke.
>>70270805
WHERE. IS. MY SUPER SUIT?!
heard he had died from that hair cut
>>70271753
Becauselittle bastard shot me in the ASS
>>70280788
He's Mr Fischœder, duh
>>70280940
Oh no, how awful! Poor pennywise. :<
>>70272309
I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
>>70273054
>has shit memory
good job anon
>>70271604
Good thing he died in his prime.
>>70269989
Fun fact: every principal cast member from Alien is still alive, along with the director. That's very good luck for a group of seven-eight people born between 1926 and about 1950.I am certain that every cat that played Jonesey is dead, however.I am saddened that wiki has given me the impression that Bolaji is dead, however - and for quite some time. I thought he was alive.
>>70270068
He looks fucking rough
>>70270483
What the fuck happened to you?!
>>70270483
>>70272001
He looks better nowadays.
>mfw 10 years ago when crystal skull was being made the produceres were already expecting Sean to die
hell be fine
not sure if this counts
>>70284371
he has always looked like shit, it's his look
he's not even 70 yet so barring unexpected disease or accidents he's fine
>>70284448
>he has always looked like shit
he never looked like how he does in that picture, a confusedly happy old man thinking he's seeing one of his beloved blueberry muffins.
>>70270068
Oh fuck... His wife kicked, then he hit the accelerator on the aging process. Life is fucking sad, bros.
>>70273164
why would she go with that old rusty fuck ??
i get it, hes some sort of men's man, but still. she could get any young stud with 10x the money, why go there?
>>70273775
This is just cruel. Why hasn't her family just put her out of her misery?
>>70270258
>he's almost 100
Do you think he remembers raping and beating Natalie Wood to within an inch of her life?
Truly the scumbags of the earth live forever. We are living in hell...
>>70269989
>>70270605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s
>>70270483
This makes sad desu
>>70278157
>paradise
>boring
Fuck that. It's gorgeous. The weather is always perfect and if you're rich, you don't ever have to deal with tourists. What's missing, the fucking internet? Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
>>70284175
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwL0HZSc2Sc
>>70284697
Walken's death is going to hit me the most, he's really a unique creature that could never be done again.
>>70284740
This shit made me laugh for so fucking long. That's some funny shit.
>>70284740
It looks like the Parkinson's is really acting up on his face
>>70284740
VERY fast parkinsons moving at incredible hihg speed
>>70284697
His mother lived to something like 101, so maybe he's got the longevity genes, too.
>>70285793
couldn't look more jewish if he tried
Olivia de Havilland will be 100 years old in July. She's the last living actress from Gone with the Wind.
>>70284697
You can see his skeleton already.
>>70273775
>tfw she outlived her only daughter
>>70285954
She dead tho.
>she turned into Peter Boyle
>>70286027
Oh fuck me it was last month.
>>70270434
I know, right? Have you seen how bad Michael looks these days?
based Julie Adams
>>70270305
2000 year old man
>>70284576
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Harry Dean Stanton is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Connelly's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Harry barely able to force it past the knob, and Connelly moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Harry's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>70286137
It's kinda amazing all but one are still alive
>>70284576
Daddy issues is a hell of a thing fa'am
it's Bouquet!
BASED abe
>>70272662
Here's to 40 more years!
>>70271541
And yet Highlander was A-okay.
>>70274315
He's the same age as Depp ffs, no way that's what he looks like. Either that's not him or he died his hair for a movie role
>>70286139
Creature from the Black Lagoon is one of my favorite movies
>>70286458
I like how he died when everyone else did in January
>>70280788
He was in that Errol Flynn movie with Dakota
>>70286571
Thoughts on the sequels? Personally I think that the second one is decent and the first time I saw it I was blown away, the 3rd one is shit though
>>70284740
>>70270605
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE SP00KIEST FORMER-007!
>>70286616
All that chain smoking really aged him. He doesn't really look 68.
I'm not really surprised, the average life expectancy is going up thanks to medical advancements. A thousand years ago the life expectancy was around 30, and even now women in the 40's/50's look way better than women fifty years ago did. I wouldn't be surprised if in a few hundred years people live up to 150
>starred in 1950's Bergman films
>still has an active career going, with roles in Star Wars and Game of Thrones
How does he do it, bros?
>>70286888He's still playing that chess game with Death
>>70286888
he beat Death at chess
>>70270021
Delethis
>>70286888
Superior Swedish genes
