>I’d heard of it but had never played the game. I don’t have a video game player …
Can we at least agree that the press tour for Assassin's Creed will be amazing?
>I don’t have a video game player
Is he retarded?
>>70268776
AC is a multimedia franchise. It has comics, books, animated movies, videogames and now a movie.
It's not only for videogame players.
>>70268852
It started with video games. You wouldn't make a book with a games main plot.
>>70268776
So he's not a manchild? Good to hear I guess.
>>70268809
It's called being an adult
>>70268852
lol that autism
>>70268809
No, just a normal adult.
He was born in 1977, I wonder what kind of an upbringing it'd take to have been a kid during the 80s and not know about video game 'consoles'.
>german father
>grew up in Ireland
>catholic family, was an altar boy
Oh, figures.
>>70268809
No he's just not that familiar with the hobbies of a child.
>>70268852
>comics, books, animated movies, videogames
No self respecting adult would entertain themselves with these toys
>but muh literature
Video game novels are not literature
>>70268809
It's called baiting stupid nerds, I'd do it too
>>70268852
>Implying someone who hasn't played the games would consume any of that other shit
>Implying it isn't all terrible anyway
>>70268934
>altar boy
So he's ggay then
>>70268982
>>70268809
>Is he retarded?
no, he's a normal healthy adult
>>70269004
I'm a catholic m8.
Has nothing to do with the fact fassbender is gay.
>>70268809
he was 18 in 1995.
the playstation1 just came out, it was expensive and he was sleeping on floors for his acting career.
Let's crowdfund sending him an xbone and set him up on twitch.
You anons expect a man who looks like this to know what a video game is?
>>70269081
this
>>70269031
>being stupid makes you a normal healthy adult
>>70268934
>>german father
what do you mean by that?
Do germancucks not like videogames or what?
>>70269081
yes, i'm sure he watches TV now and again and has seen an advert or two.
He's just meming, not that I care since it triggers autists.
>>70268809
Spending an hour or two playing video games every day is not really viable if you lead even a somewhat busy life. What little free time you do have comes in small chunks, or is much better spent having a drink or two with friends, not playing with a toy.
>i've never heard of that movie i dont have a movie machine
>>70269146
>Being unfamiliar with gaming makes you stupid
In most cases it's probably the exact opposite
>>70269157
Germans are stereotypically strict
He probably doesn't know what platform it is on or what companies own what consoles and doesn't want to get in trouble for promoting the "wrong" one. I'm sure he's familiar with the terms xbox, playstation, and nintendo, but he doesn't have a clue about them.
>>70269260
Then why do they let their wives sleep around?
>>70268809
Isn't that what's it called tho. Like DVD Player, video game player...
>>70269312
Console
>>70269299
Hahaha is this that cuck meme that's all the rage nowadays? Mind if I use your joke dude XD
>>70269157
>Do germancucks not like videogames or what?
No?
>>70268809
No he was too busy using his good looks and big dick his entire life to care to learn anything about vidya
>>70269081
Looks like currect PewDiePie or this beasts guy from Warcraft
>>70269351
sure
How is it a bad thing for a grown man to not play video games?
>>70269290
I was just away to suggest something along these lines. He's probably been told not to mention specific companies.
>>70269391
He belittled something I like which make me angry so he's stupid asshole!!!!1!
>>70269351
Not a joke.
Get a german proxy and check out any porn site.
>I’d heard of it but had never played the game. I don’t have a PS4 or an Xbox One
What did he mean by this?
>>70269378
jesus christ, I want to see her slit
>>70269335
Would he even know that term, though, or know it well enough to be positive he was saying the right thing?
>video games are for children guis
When will this meme end.
>>70269439
That's a hot video in any country.
>>70269485
>adults quoting CS Lewis to justify their perpetual adolescence
When will this meme end?
>>70269485
It is. I'm still a child tho in my 24 so it's ok
>>70269485
Almost never, since people who play videogames are usually huge retards
>>70269454
Yes, if he wasn't retarded.
>>70269221
>Spending an hour or two playing video games every day is not really viable if you lead even a somewhat busy life.
How busy has to be your life to not have more than a couple hours of free time? Unless you're still in college of have a shit tier job.
>>70268776
>Can we at least agree that the press tour for Assassin's Creed will be amazing?
Fuck yes.
I remember a moment during an X-Men movie ensemble interview where someone asked him about reading X-Men comics and his response was, "Yes... of course... I read all this comic books..." and then McAvoy or someone jumped in and saved him.
They'll be no ensemble cast to save him this time. Just Fassbender and a IGN or a Kotaku """""journalist""""" alone in a room. Pure comedy gold.
>>70268955
Bullshit, even my dad who is an ancient fag played videogames and owned a console. His driving license alone is older than I am, and I'm already in my twenties.
Fuck I was born when he was already almost 40.
And that ancient fag had three wives, two children, a stable job, and he knows what a console is.
You'd really have to be retarded not to.
>>70269485
You shouldn't be playing video games past middle school.
>>70269567
I think you're overestimating the knowledge of the general public. Most people don't live in this sort of geeky, tech related internet bubble where even if you aren't into the specific hobby you still have a vague understanding of it. In his world people's hobbies are different sports or some recreational activities. Painting, activism, etc. He probably doesn't know many people who are hardcore into video games, and there's no reason to assume he's heard the term console or completely understands it if he has.
>It's a tv pretends to be normal episode
>>70269645
that's every episode
deluded niggas
>>70269485
It's ok to play videogames if you accept that they're an unproductive waste of time and do nothing to develop your intelligence or personality
>>70269604
hehe. . . meme
>>70269683
You could say the same of 4chan
>>70269573
>get up at 6 to get ready for work
>get home at 4:30
>cook, eat, clean, now 6pm, maybe 6:30 if you have to go shopping
>usually some chores around the house
>watch some TV with your girl
>bed time around 9:30-10
Not a lot of time there for video games. There's always shit to do in the afternoons, and this is coming from a guy who does not lead a busy lifestyle. Imagine dealing with kids and you see how that time evaporates.
>>70269764
Yeah absolutely
If you have a few hours free, you should be going to the gym or something. Not making up excuses that you have no time so you can stay home playing on your game boy players.
>>70269683
>be game dev
>pass playing vidya as research
Easy.
>he is in an entertainment board and criticising vidya
So is shitposting in a mongolian basketweaving imageboard more productive?
Are movies and television more productive?
Most fags here are just college students that don't even work with anything related to the area.
>>70269796
>hurr durr
Are you retarded or pretending? Do you need to choose between both, I mean gym will take 1 hour at most won't it?
Are you always working and being productive anob? Why aren't you at the gym instead of shitposting on/tv/?
Fuck off.
>>70269604
They're too good. I can't stop myself
>>70269815
>So is shitposting in a mongolian basketweaving imageboard more productive?
Nope
>Are movies and television more productive?
Nope
>Most fags here are just college students that don't even work with anything related to the area.
Me too
You should read my post again. The same idea applies to all the things listed above.
Is pretending he cares about this nerd shit his greatest performance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbwgLyUMpjs
>Bought a ps4 yesterday on a whim to play Uncharted 4
>story makes me do mundane shit to understand Nathan's suffering
Fuck video games, I want scapism, not to play the same life I already have
>>70269815
ever since I started programming games as a hobby I 100% stopped playing other ones (except, of course, the ones I make)
This is common with most serious game developers - something about the process of making them really puts you off playing them
>>70269796
oh sure I'll just go to the walk in pay nothing gym right around the corner
>>70269683
Just like it is with movies, I got it.
>>70269866
>modern hipster cuts in a high fantasy medieval setting
>>70269637
Incorrect!
>>70269874
Oh alright,as long as we are on the same page.
That said people pretend entertainment is bad and wasteful, but it's completely fine in moderation.
It's only a problem if that's the only activity you do.
FASSBENDER IS PC MASTER RACE AND ONLY PLAYS GERMAN WORK SIMULATION GAMES
>>70269886
Why do all video game devs think they're filmmakers now?
>>70269934
I agree, entertainment is a great thing for relaxation purposes
>>70269907
Due to time mostly, but while I don't play a lot I still like to keep up on interesting titles.
Ideas don't grow in the void, so every now and then it's good to see what's new.
>all the anons ITT thinking they're better for calling vidya a children's toy
As if we aren't all posting on a Cantonese knitting archive
>>70269957
I blame kojimbo and the guy who made Heavy Rain
>>70269908
>he can't afford a gym membership
>>70269378
n-name?
>>70269602
>My one example means everyone is like that!
You belong on /pol/ if you aren't already a stormweenie.
>>70268776
why is he so perfect, lads?
>>70270007
how the hell am i gonna buy my video game every month if i pay for that.
>>70268809
>German
>Irish
I'd say so.
So, what video game have you been playing as of lately /tv/? I have been enjoying quantum break a lot.
>>70269920
thats what old noble slavs did you retard fuck
>>70270030
>my one example
What I am saying is video games are already getting old.
I know married middle-aged women who used to play when they were young.
I know work and still play, fuck I know a guy whose only expenses aside from.his daughter are videogames (he must be thankful his wife pays her own shit).
Video games aren't some freakish hobby.
That said, "hardcore gaming" is still a freakish hobby.
>>70268809
If you're over the age of 21 and are spending more than like an hour or two a week playing vidya, you're doing yourself more harm than good.
You literally end up like this guy >>70268852
>>70270114
Overwatch because I'm a fucking pleb shit
Although I've taken a liking to Bulletstorm as well
>>70270114
Battlefield 4 because it's a mundane timesink and I can listen to audiobooks while playing it.
I remember when video games used to be considered an acceptable hobby.
>>70270153
>you end up like a guy posting on /tv/
I see.
>>70270153
Pretty much this.
There is nothing wrong with videogames, there is something wrong with basing your life around them/spending dozens of hours a week on it.
>>70270114
I own Witcher 3 but haven't played it yet, been playing AC Unity. I think I'm worried I wont have the time for Witcher 3.
>>70270114
Counter Strike because it's the only game I know how to play.
>>70270153
I just pointed out a fact, I don't get what you are assuming from my previous post
>>70269769
You really need to manage your time better.
1 and a half hours to prepare and eat a meal? Every day no less.
And why the fuck would you not go to the shop on the way home?
Also, who the fuck cleans every fucking day?
>bet at 10
You do realize that the notion of needing precisely 8 hours of sleep per night is a myth, yeah?
>>70268809
>I'm a gamer
>>70268776
based Fassbender riling up all the pathetic nerds
>>70270229
Witcher 3 is the shit. 9.6/10 t b h
Video games are for childen.
Easy to tell the /v/ermin infesting /tv/ today with this thread.
>>70270416
Gamers on average have very high IQs. We're much more productive than most people.
>Fassbender: Assassin's Creed? Ain't that one of 'dem kiddy games for the Playcube or something? I'll pass on that.
>Ubisoft: Are you sure, Fass? A lot of black chicks like our games.
>Fassbender: We start shooting tomorrow.
>Ubisoft: Wait, we don't even have a finished script.
>Fassbender: TOMORROOOOOOOOOW.
>>70270606
Source on that? No anecdotes please
>>70269982
most of my inspiration these days comes from movies
indie games are about pure A E S T H E T I C
>>70270615
Was this funny in your head?
Coz it really isnt.
>>70269378
sauce plz anon
>>70270412
Not him but it's way better to cook your own meals. Also you have no idea what goes on back in their kitchens. Best to limit eating out unless you're busy running a company.
>>70269081
Are you saying he looks retarded? Or from a third-world country?
Aside from porn, vidya is the biggest entertainment media. It's not like being ignorant of a 4chan meme. It's more like being ignorant that there are jet planes in the world. I don't care how environmentally responsible someone is, they know what a fucking jet is.
>>70269352
>not posting related pasta
These games are fun because they act as a central point with which you can generate an entire universe and story for yourself to play around with.
For example, I enjoy Woodcutter Simulator 2013. In the game you chop down trees as one of the main game points. I really like to write up stories on a notepad about what happens to each individual tree. Where does the wood go? Is it used for paper? What happens with this paper? I might, for example, write down about how a tree is chopped down and converted to paper, and some of these sheets go to an office block. I might then write about how this paper is put into a printer, but it jams when somebody attempts to perform a bulk print of child pornography. What happens to the person doing this printing is not relevant, but what is relevant is what happens to the paper. Do the police take it and destroy it? If they do, I can reflect on whether or not it was really worth chopping down that tree. I give each tree chopped down a future story and then rate based on its future whether I can say that this was a day well done.
I am starting to feel that Germans are the only people with real imagination. We need games that open up worlds inside our mind. I have gone through over 200 sheets of paper writing about my woodcutter simulator trees. I have even considered a story where the paper from one of my trees ends up in my desk, where I write on it about my stories of woodcutter 2013, however I chose not to in the end as this doesn't really make any sense because I do not exist in the gameworld.
The games exist for creative minds to expand themselves. They are fantastic and there is one for everyone.
>>70270811
Nigga, you can cook meals that take way less than an hour to prepare.
If you need more than an hour to eat then you have bigger problems unless you're hosting guests.
And you can always prepare meals for multiple days and save a lot of time and money that way.
friendly advice for the friends ITT
isn't henry cavill a nerd?
then why not this faggot
>>70270865
I don't know man, I was talking to my dad last year about what to get my nephew for Christmas and he said something about the new Nintendo...he was talking about the X-Box. He thought that is what every game system is called, a Nintendo. Not that he was confused and thought Nintendo made it, but actually thought that a gaming console is called a Nintendo.
>>70268776
>I don’t have a video game player …
I wish I was a handsome charismatic brit with a giant dick who didn't know what video games were played on.
>>70270153
I think if you use the word vidya you are already so far below anything I consider human that you really have no right to give anyone advice.
>>70270114
Counter Strike and Civilization V because i'm a pleb.
Mostly civilization since i was suspended from competitive, fuck valve for that broken system.
>>70271007
>Brit
>>70270865
He's not ignorant of what video games are. He said he had heard of the game.
>>70271031
Does it offend you?
All these fat, beta, lardasses trying to act like sophisticated, mature adults on here for not liking a certain videogame franchise. Reminder that film and television are only a tiny step above videogames, and both are shit tier passive hobbies and wastes of time when it comes down to it.
>>70271134
No.
More disgust.
I imagine you as Gregor Samsa.
>>70270114
GTA 5
>>70270114
Can't stop playing dark souls 3.
>>70268776
Wow this guy has literally everything a woman could want. Looks, big dick, and he doesn't play video games.
>>70270606
>Gamers on average have very high IQs. We're much more productive than most people.
>>70271188
The hilarious part is people on /tv/, the meme board of 4chan, trying to act superior.
>Yeah, I waste my time on an imageboard that just spouts memes, talks about capeshit no stop and is /pol/lite without the actual discussion of politics but I am so superior to people that play videogames!
>>70271337
>tfw you get 1337
>>70271381
Still all true.
You can claim everyone is shit. But that doesn't change the fact that even the biggest memer here is leagues above anyone who is over 15 and still plays videogames.
>>70271098
Wow he's german irish, I had no idea.
Well, that then. (really he speaks with an accent he's british)
>>70270865
He was calling him attractive, dumbass lol
>>70270799
/gif/
>>70269221
>or is much better spent having a drink or two with friends
Yeah I'm sure that's way more productive
>>70269573
There are tons of productive things I want to do that would develop my career, skills, hobbies, fitness, character, knowledge etc.
Projects to work on, topics to study, dozens of books to read, things to practice etc.
I couldn't play video games with a clear conscience, safe for the occasional 30min of counter strike 1.6 sometime on a sunday.
Even if I was on top of everything else or didn't have any ambition, I'd still prefer to meet my friends.
>>70271337
This is the best chris evans gif
>>70269068
>xcuck
Found the nigger
>>70269637
Nigger, if you're doing promotion on a movie based on a videogame it's unjustifiable you wouldn't know a term as basic as 'console.'
And you fags give him too much credit by assuming he might just be trolling video-game autists. They're the target audience, he's not gonna fool with them
This is your reminder that people who say they're too "mature" for video games actually hate them because they are bad at them, or can't afford them, or are unable to immerse themselves in works of art. This is why they get so angry at gamers, but not MLP fans or Star Wars fans.
I've seen it happen. You pass them a controller and watch their uncoordinated fingers flail around as their character walks into walls and off ledges and generally gets BTFO. Then they get angry and say it's a waste of time.
It is a waste of time for them. They are unable to enjoy it, because they lack the requisite skill to play a video game competently.
Then there are those too shallow to pay attention to the game, they only see themselves as they're playing the game. Like a woman. Women don't watch films, they watch themselves being a film watcher. "Look at me, I'm watching a film!" they say to themselves for the entire duration. There are "men" like this as well. No appreciation for art or the glory of competition. They look at a video game and see only a controller and a screen, and society's preconceptions about the people who use them. Not a story, a challenge, or an immersive, interactive world.
When someone says video games are for children, ask them what they think of the game of chess. Is that for children? No, they adore chess. But when chess is played as a video game..? Thus, their hypocrisy is exposed for the world to see. It's not the video game that they hate so passionately, it's the fact that people enjoy them while they cannot.
>>70270799
>>70270009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG96hN2XINI
slutty dance cover group
>>70271628
No, it's called being social, which actually is productive to your personality and interaction with other human beings. You'll step out of your dim lit cave one of these days and find out
>he says video games are a waste of time
>when posting on /tv/
>>70270114
DOOM and about to play Witcher 3 Blood and Wine expansion
>>70271755
>Video games can't be social
How did my grandad turn on the computer?
>>70271434
>I like eating poop
>yeah well I like drinking piss, so I'm superior
heh
>>70272047
Weird comparison but I guess it is the only way for your german brain to understand it.
Yes.
>>70270114
galciv3
stellaris
doom
>>70272037
>DUDE YOU LITERALLY MAKE FRIENDS ONLINE AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH FRIENDS! IT'S LIKE THE SAME THING AS MEETING IN PERSON!"
This is what "gamers" actually believe. I can only imagine the great conversations being had while playing League of Legends. I've seen the "socializing" that's done between online gamers myself from my friends and it's non-existent, pathetic at best.
If you watch any form of film, TV or sports you are no better than someone that takes an hour or two out of their day to play a game.
>>70272067
I enjoy shitting up this place, while browsing my actual board. I know you will understand.
>>70271755
>is productive to your personality
If you're so social, and that's so "productive" to your personality, then why is your personality so shitty?
I'm not saying my personality is anything special but you're acting like you're some evolved being, even as you're being a snarky cunt.
I may be a cunt but at least I'm not a hypocrite.
>>70272183
>I can only imagine the great conversations being had
The story of your life.
>>70272183
Vapid shit you talk about at a bar is a lot better tbf.
>>70271333
trips dont lie
>>70271755
>play videogames
>feel safe
>try to be social
>people make fun of me or ignore me
Social life is a meme
>>70268809
He's having a dad moment.
"video game player"
>>70272183
Friends are for faggots like you. Real men have colleagues and a family, and have no need for friends besides the ones you left back in college.
>>70272183
I met my actual gf throught league tho, video games can help you to be social.
>>70270114
Xenoblade Chronicles
>>70271333
You forgot the main factor: Money.
He could be an ugly, small-dicked WoW obsessive, but owning $1m would make him more attractive to a woman than a broke Fassbender.
>>70272183
>DUDE YOU LITERALLY MAKE FRIENDS ONLINE
i have never made any friends online nor do i ever intend to.
>ubisoft probably sent a care package with a ps4, complete ubisoft library and maybe even a 4000k telelvision to Fassbender
>>70271747
>Being this autistically triggered that someone dosen't share your hobby
>>70272394
It's ok. You still have time to form friendships. Don't be so angry, anon
Based Fassbender triggering autist manchildren
>>70272067
Reminder people make money just playing videogames. No one makes money just watching movies or television unless they review it afterwords. This, and many other very important factors inherently make videogames more kino than film and every generation after this one will respect and love videogames more than film and televison. Art follows the times friend.
>>70272495
>more attractive
not physically. She could probably just take his money and run off with him too lel
>>70272577
I'm beyond friends. The only reason to have such wastes of time is to help you move shit from your house, but I make so much money I can just hire people to do it. I have colleagues that share my work related hobbies and people I can discuss that with, all in the joint venture to make money and gain success. Friends just for the sake of socializing is one of the biggest pitfalls of the unsuccessful.
>>70272583
>If you can make money consuming a piece of media it makes it more artistically valuable
This makes no sense at all
>This, and many other very important factors
Please name them
>more kino
You sound like a 15 year old who came straight from /v/
>every generation after this one will respect and love videogames more than film and televison
Feel free to explain why because you haven't thus far.
>>70272543
Your reading comprehension needs some work.
I don't care if people don't share my hobby. When someone accuses me of being immature because I have a hobby that THEY don't share, then I'm not the one with the problem. They are.
>>70272690
Browsing /tv/ is arguably a bigger pitfall anon
>>70268925
Are you a kid? Men older than him got me into videogames.
>>70269485
Video games are literally for children you retarded frogfaggot
>>70272713
>please explain it to my grandpa brain
I don't have to. Kids these days grow up playing videogames. It's all they know now. It will become an art-form just from this alone and is honestly one already. No other reasons need to be stated, even though there are other reasons you could easily find.
>>70270412
Healthiest amount of sleep for an average human being is 5 sleep cycles every 24 hours. A sleep cycle is 90 minutes. That is 7.5 hours of sleep, which doesn't have to be entirely uninterrupted but preferably not be interrupted mid-cycle. You can break up your sleep into 5 90 minute chunks spread out across the day, that is how cavemen apparently slept.
>>70272690
>I don't have any friends because they are a distraction and hinder my success
>He says while browsing an anonymous korean basket weaving forum
>>70272578
>those people are enjoying something i can't
>better throw around some buzzwords so i don't feel so inadequate
>>70270988
kek, my mom is like that but she calls it "Mega Drive", because it's what I had as a kid.
>>70268776
What's wrong with saying "video game player"? There's a bunch of them out there, why would he know which one exactly is for Assassin's Creed?
He's a fucking adult, not a gray skinned millineal.
>>70272823
>most games now have an 18+ certificate
>they are literally not for children
>>70272713
Films are just a primitive form of videogame.
Evidence for this: a videogame can contain a film.
>>70272830
>>grandpa brain
I'm 19
>Everyone plays video games, therefore they hold more artistic value and integrity
This has never been the case for any artform thus far. Your logic is baseless
>even though there are other reasons
Still having trouble coming up with any?
>>70272850
I come here about once every 2 weeks for around 30 minutes. Keeping and maintaining friends is a full time activity that has no sizeable benefits other than your 'social' well being. It takes drastically more time and effort for the same results.
>>70272898
There are children of all ages.
>>70269549
This. No one really wants to associate themselves with the most autistic gamers - who are usually also the most outspoken - you can mention games you like casually but if you speak passionately about them it's usually a huge tell that you're a manchild for some reason. Try being less obsessed with glorified toys. They'll never reach the heights of other art forms.
>>70272934
>once every 2 weeks for around 30 minutes
Let's try to keep the conversation honest here anon.
>>70268925
It's called being old and out of touch.
>>70272898
Actually most games have an E or T rating and T is for anyone 13 and up.
>>70272934
>has no sizeable benefits
>>70272920
>I'm 19 and grew up with film, therefore film is superior!
I don't need reasons when a child like you has logic like this. Film will always be a bottom of the barrel passive hobby with no social aspect. Just take videogames as a natural evolution of film and you'll understand.
>>70272934
Why are you lying on an anonymous image board?
>>70272934
Honestly I'm not surprised you're this lonely. You seem like a massive cunt
>>70268776
>I don’t have a video game player
This is kind of adorable desu
Why are the autists who play videogames so triggered by this, seriously? Why do you think playing video games is something comon as fuck? I myself am not going around acting buttblasted if some guy doesn't know what jump-cut is or some shit like that.
>>70269573
Confirmed for not having a life.
Nigga, there isn't free time to play fucking video games when you work, have kids, have hobbies where you learn an actual skill, talk to friends/family...
Fucking autists.
>>70272884
I mean traditionally you call them consoles. "Video Game Player" implies that you're talking about a person playing the game.
>>70273007
I never said film is superior anon. I'm just asking you to come up with some well thought-out reasons as to why video games are superior. Thus far you haven't.
>Just take videogames as a natural evolution of film and you'll understand
They're literally not, though. In terms of storytelling they're a step backwards, massively so.
>>70268776 >I’d heard of it but had never played the game. I don’t have a video game player … that's not what they're called![LAUGHS]
This is the full quote
>>70273069
>I mean traditionally you call them consoles. "Video Game Player" implies that you're talking about a person playing the game.
This is just autistic.
t. a guy who doesn't play games
![Pepe-The-Frog-Enough-12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aqli7oP.jpg "Pepe-The-Frog-Enough-12[1].jpg")
>>70273038
>>70273010
>>70273004
>>70272970
It's just too easy being a frog. Gimme those (you)'s /tv/.
>>70269573
underage fag spotted
I like videogames because i have power there (unlike real life)
>>70269157
Most people here play stuff on PC. Simulators, adventure games, and so on
>>70273052
> actually working
Holy shit, a genetic failure.
>>70270114
I play Hearthstone and Fifa :)
>>70273052
I work 8 hours a day, have a gf and friends and still have time for playstation, I don't need another.hobby or skill because I already graduated and my life is pretty much set, and nor me.or my gf want to have kids.
So calm.down with the projection.anon
>>70273118
>I never said film is superior anon
good because it isn't. it's a bottom of the barrel hobby. Glad we have come to an understanding.
>>70272495
That's wrong though. Women will get with broke Chad because he's Chad
>>70272914
I thought this for a while, but consider this:
A film director can control the speed at which his film progresses. This lets him control a bunch of stuff that helps tell the story exactly the way he wants, whereas the "pacing" of a video game is at the mercy of the player.
A film within a game is still in the medium of film, so the distinction doesn't apply.
I still think video games are generally superior to film for certain genres though (action, adventure, horror etc.). What they lack in some areas, they more than make up for in others.
Any true fan of the horror genre knows that videogames absolutely destroy film for entertainment value now. Modern games are 100x scarier than any film that exists.
>>70270187
>Playing multiplayer fps whilst listening to audiobook
So you don't actually care about absorbing the story you are listening to? Pathetic. I am disappointed.
>people making excuses for him being a retarded grandpa
Literally every baby boomer knows what a video game console is, only the gen before them can be excused for not keeping up with modern toys. And he is a god damn 80's kid.
>>70273270
W-what if I try to make films?
That's not a shit tier hobby right?
>>70272914
Case in point: CIA Simulator 2012
>>70273346
it's not. good on you anon. any active hobby is better than a passive one.
>>70270153
>Vydia
You snatched your own birthday, motherfucker. On a side note, who is he playing? Cant be Altair
>>70273396
>2012
That came out earlier this year m8
>>70269485
>>70272794
Did they also touch you?
ITT literal manchildren pretending cinema is lower than fucking video games
>>70271747
>This is why they get so angry at gamers, but not MLP fans or Star Wars fans.
Huh? 99% of this board pretends TFA is a bad film and an assault on secularism.
>>70273433
New character, in the Spanish Inquisition.
>>70268809
Who cares if he doesn't use the popular nomenclature, what he said isn't wrong and anyone who criticizes him is a fucking sheep.
>>70270114
Trying to beat Metal Gear Solid 5.
Having to unlock all the last levels in the stupidest fucking ways, overcoming a bug that prevented me from doing so..
I just want it to be over so I can STOP playing a video game. Metal Gear, old Zelda, Team Ico games and Silent Hill is all I really care about recently.
>>70273290
You can't do something on autopilot while listening to something unrelated?
After a certain amount of time on a game it becomes routine, like walking a dog or washing the dishes. You can hold a conversation while doing those things, it's not much harder to absorb a story or other info while using a tank to defend a flag on Battlefield.
>>70273438
Well it looks like it came out in 2012
>>70272847
Yeah except it changes throughout your life.
When you hit 80 the average person may not need more than 4-5 hours of sleep.
And average adult will benefit from 7.5 but will have no trouble maintaining 6 hours a day without downsides.
>>70271337
>1337
>>70273290
It's very easy to listen to the audio while playing an fps on pretty much autopilot. The game doesn't require much thought
>>70273468
>pretends
>>70269485
Videogames developers themselves don't play videogames because they're actual adults
>>70270187
>not putting a different audio book in each channel, a movie on your second monitor and music on speakers
>>70273438
Yeah, but it involves time travel.
Checkmate, anon.
Hierarchy of Entertainment:
>Books
>Movies
>TV
>Commercials
>Watching Paint Dry
>Vidya
>>70272394
This is true. Adults with jobs don't have real friends. Everyone here is essentially a teen so they dont get it.
>>70273538
Hi Todd.
>>70273270
We haven't and you're an idiot. You've made so many statements without backing any of them up with an argument. I'm convinced you're retarded
>>70270114
csgo because it's a shitty timedump
witcher 3 for the 6th time
>>70273473
Then I guess he doesnt need to play the game, whats even the point of this movie? Why would they make a movie based on a well known franchise, with 2 of the most famous protagonists in video games and a decent plot (up until brotherhood, maybe) and decide not to use any of that?
>all these fags saying video games are bad and no responsible adult plays them
no wonder manlet and nigger cock is your fetish, you're all repressed little shits
>>70268776
I kind of don't understand why you would do a movie adaptation of something and not bother to research the source material, even for just a little bit.
>>70268776
i bet his life is boring as fuck.
>>70273577
>Watching Paint Dry
>Books
>Movies
>TV
>Commercials
>Vidya
fix'd
>>70273709
videogames are pretty shit though and their user base are 99% insufferable faggots.
>>70273577
But what about visual novels, anon?
>>70270153
>implying that posting on /tv/ is any better
>>70273445
>the entire thread is filled with literal autists complaining that a handsome rich successful Shakesperean actor does not share their hobby and is only doing AC for the shekels
I love it
>>70273746
They're called comic books and they are literally for children and teens
>>70273653
I've made no such statements.
>we
loving every laugh
>>70273531
Yes. I dont believe there's some silent majority that finds the courage to speak "truth" on an anonymous image board. You're all Redditors pushing buttons.
>>70268809
It's called being a rich and handsome Chad.
>>70273697
Still same universe, but I think it's smart that they're not directly taking the games story. Any minor slip and you'll be buttfucked by the legions of nerds looking to complain.
