https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYlKtLq9FE
>/tv/ thinks they know kino
Does he make these posters himself?
>>70255342
b.but jeff speakman is the perfect weapon
>>70255457
Yes, afterall senpai Segal is a professional photographer and editor
No joke, but I remember back in the 90s every Seagal movie on VHS was titles Niko and number and then the actual title. Executive Decision was Niko 8: Executive Decision. There was Niko 7: Under Siege 2. Seagall basically invented expanded universe.
>>70255342
Why is Steven on the cover? It sounds like he's the villain and not the main character.
>>70255589
any proof? if this is true , literally gold. id love to see it
>>70255342
>no katana
7/10 at best sorry
>>70258330
Well, I'm sorry to hear that
>>70258330
what if he has a hidden tanto under his sleeve? or wakazashi in his waistband. god knows he could fit alot there.
>>70258354
EAZY
>>70258381
Yes?
that poster is horrid.
>>70258405
i cant tell but did they literally fucking photoshop his head on a normal body here? look at the fingers those dont look like sensei seagals
>>70255342
Why does he have 2 dessert eagles instead his trusty 1911a1
>>70258534
looks to me like one of these posters where you copy one half of the pic
>>70258887
Or his longslide widebuddy
>>70255342
Apparently Steven Seagal hires bikini clad female extras to hold up his lines . pretty based desu famalam,
>>70259507
very accurate, spectaccurate pistol
>>70259567
dont tell me he actually says "spectaccurate" did he fucking stumble over the words or invent a bullshit term?
>>70260580
dude he can't fucking speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns
>>70255342
Did they stole the plot from Winter Soldier?
>>70258354
B'cuz now ...
>>70260580
Amazinglongslidewidebody got almost 15 rounds
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
>>70255342
I can't even get myself to finish the trailer
>>70258330
Are you blind?
1:07 min
>>70260611
You're still what?
Yes that trailer and poster sucks, they are also not official, they are old sales teasers.
This is the official trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIOOTI4-oI
>>70255342
>unexcusable
>>70255342
I didn't mind his campiness until that movie about the company that was messing with an ecosystem.
A company is destroying the environment with their construction, so your solution is to go to the facility they made and murder everyone you come across, and then murder the boss? wtf?
>>70262656
On Deadly Ground is great, bite your tongue.
>Orange glasses. Again
Jesus Steven. We know you love them, but stop shoving it in every movie.
>>70255342
Looks like they made the fourth Hitman movie. And Seagal is on the poster even though he's the villain.
>>70262678
>>70263099
>We need somebody that can successfuly take out the nexferhgireuhgieurgbkrdhgfberjgbrueygbgunzzo
What did he mean by this?
>>70255589
where was this? sounds like a weird choice by a distributor exclusive to some country in east europe
>>70255589
please find pictures of the covers.
