Ok /tv/ fags you've just been brutally murdered.
What fictional detective would you want solving your murder and why?
Sherlock is off limits. It's cheating.
Here's mine. Because he's an obsessive little asexual that won't stop until the jobs done.
>>70253237
Same
Columbo. Or Robocop
Maybe a team up?
>>70253237
Jack Reacher
Sam & Max
Columbo
He will torment and trick the perpetrator into admitting guilt
>>70254356
>freelance police isn't a real occupation
Why live
>>70253326
>>70254374
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Why would I want a detective on them? If someone killed me, they did me a favor.
>>70254605
so do yourself a favor
![izombie-liv-moore-413x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gq5StrN.jpg "izombie-liv-moore-413x600[1].jpg")
PLEASE EAT MY BRAINS
>>70253326
>>70254374
>>70254443
Just one more thing, this.
Sherlock isn't cheating. He wouldn't be a brilliant detective IRL. He's a good detective because the guy who is writing him has written him to see things that aren't there. Sherlock is probably the worst detective and a shitty character.
Columbo on the other hand is a great detective. Sherlock's got nothing on Columbo.
Why does revenge matter once you're dead? Unsolved or solved, you're still dead.
>>70254750
because you're a ghost and can't move because you swore vengeance on the person who killed you
>>70253237
Adrian Monk
Barnaby
>>70254750
If I had the means, I'd arrange the most elaborate suicide masked as a gruesome murder that implicates a bunch of people
Forfun
>>70254872
Like Gone Girl?
>>70253237
Raylan Givens, he gets shit done and there is a chance he'll do it off the book.
Nero Wolfe.
All my family would have to do is bribe Archie with milk.
>>70254871
You mean "Midsummer Murders" Barnaby? Man, expect additional 4 corpses before he finally catches the right suspect.
I would hope my family hired Encyclopedia Brown, he always solves the crime and he works for cheap.
>>70253237
Morse.
Brenda from The Closer
will graham
>>70253237
Batman
How's my corpse? I already told my family I want to be stuffed and I want to be sitting at the table with them for every meal
>>70253237
Inspector Clouseau
Lenny Brisco
the true detective: rust
Data Holmes
pushing daisies guy
Conrad or Christine
Monk because hes the only tv detective I know
Only correct answer.
>>70253237
I want to listen to Higgins's war stories.
>>70253237
>>70256716
Fuck sake, I read over the part where I'm already dead. I don't care any more. Let me rot in peace.
![Homicide - Life On The Street - 2.01 - See No Evil - (201 - January 13, 1994) - DVDRip.XviD-VF.avi_snapshot_19.21_[2015.03.26_17.11.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JldntRV.jpg "Homicide - Life On The Street - 2.01 - See No Evil - (201 - January 13, 1994) - DVDRip.XviD-VF.avi_snapshot_19.21_[2015.03.26_17.11.36].jpg")
>>70253237
Meldrick Lewis.
>>70256753
cuck
>>70254331
Nice. Didn't think of these two.
>>70254718
wut
>>70255025
Fuck. Beat me to it.
>not picking Colombo
shiggy
>>70254922
Faacking noice
>>70254926
Damn kid. Ole skool herr.
>>70254985
Top kek
He'd avenge me in some sort of wacky fashion and that's all I could ask for.
Colombo, given he's literally a demon borne from the manifestation of guilt that the murderer feels, driving them slowly insane one step at a time until all the pieces come crashing down around them.
Harry Hole
>>70255063
Maybe this Will Graham. But the new one would end up making out with the killer.
>>70255161
No nig nogs please. The killer would just leave some fried chicken at the scene. Confuse the fuck out of them.
>>70255181
Kato!
>>70255322
Fantastic. 20 years from now it might be solved. Maybe.
>>70257394
as long as its cathartic for everyone involved
>>70254985
You'd kill yourself again if you had to watch him drink a cup of tea inside every goddamn manor with every goddamn mysterious old spinster
On the other hand, his wife and daughter were fine as fuck
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