This is Klingon space, turn your ship around or we open fire.
>>70234547
I assure you we are peaceful, were looking for a lost shuttle of ours
>"taH pagh taHbe"
What did he mean by this?
>>70234547
Still cannot unsee those ships as having space sombreros.
>>70234547
You in the hood now nigga, bettah split, or we put a cap in yo ass
>>70234937
It's called the bridge, which children are not allowed on, run along now bye bye!
>>70234789
>Para ti!
What did he mean by this?
>>70234731
Lower your shields
>>70234789
you have a singular wit, anon
I wanna start watching but couldn't find a torrent for the original one, only for the TNG. Do I miss much?
You tried to destroy me David, but I came back more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
I told you to stop, Dave... I told you to stop.
>>70235487
FTFY
>>70235668
Sir I recommend opening fire immediately, the ship could have hostile intent.
>>70234937
Fuck you now I see it too.
>>70235998
no, Worf, STFU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs
>>70234937
>>70236066
FUCK. I do too now lololol.
>watching Voyager
>Year of Hell ep with based Kurtwood
>completely reminded why time travel shit fucked up Trek.
That shit and holodeck episodes. Just fuck that shit.
>>70236125
>>70236066
>>70234937
Thats a big hat
>>70236196
For you.
>>70236075
Should I beam him into the vacume sir?
>>70236336
Aye
'shling*
No..you can't get away
>>70234937
Goddamn you.
>>70234547
Filthy Mexicans.
Build wall.
>>70237212
For the last time, it's called a bridge.
>>70234547
Daily reminder that Enterprise was the best Trek ever.
>>70237537
What is jew like behaviour?
>>70237537
This image and the subsequent site make anything and anyone who do deceptive things "Jewish".
I have to believe that it is either a dedicated troll or a /pol/ infected Trekkie.
>>70237591
https://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2013/07/04/judaic-behaviorthemes-in-star-trek-enterprise/
>>70237734
Explain "Chosen Realm", and the agenda of the trans-dimensional "Sphere Builders".
>>70237734
Denial isn't a river in Egypt.
>>70234937
fuck you
>>70238723
Children off the bridge please
>>70238827
Is this the comfiest character in Trek history?
A cuchi moya anon
>>70239073
>>70239073
Quite comfy, I would say Captain Archer though when he's not in rage mode.
>>70239073
Chakotay is top chill tier. Would be an ideal neighbor pêh
Akoochimoya!
"Dr. McCoy to Enterprise. He's hammered again and talking to furniture."
>>70238827
You can do it the Starfleet way or the Maquis way.
Aka: I'm gonna knock you the fuck out.
Is this entire thread an Orchestrated Event? This is some next-level cancerous shitposting
>>70234547
this long ass, boring movie is just getting started.
>>70242822
*loud electronic twanging noise*
>>70242822
i liked it up until they enter vger, then you can just skip to when people start talking again because there's a solid 20 minutes of the ship crawling slowly over a big model in space with really dramatic music played over it
>>70243130
Don't forget the 20 minute pan of the enterprise in dry-dock.
>>70243228
pure, unadulterated kínögrāphìé
>>70236336
Kekd hard
>>70243228
You have to consider the time when the film was released. It had been ten years since TOS was cancelled. The (then) new Enterprise refit was far more detailed and clearly photographed than the blurry, winked out images of the original model they saw in the tv series. The fans actually loved that long sequence because it stimulated in them mixed feelings of nostalgia and wonder which, at that time, was very entertaining, and satisfying.
>>70238156
Ah thing u fine it be
>>70242744
Someone saw the "roleplaying" square on the bingo board and got inspired.
>>70240778
God I fucking loved this movie. I don't even give a shit it was so stupid, I just fucking loved it.
Post stand offs.
>>70244577
>>70244608
>>70244608
What is it about TNG era direction and space visuals that seems so visually appealing still to this day?
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>70244763
Actual models photographed on film and not pure CGI creations.
>>70244104
and it came out like 9 years after 2001, which I feel like it attempted to emulate.
>>70243069
loved that noise
they should have develped the vger story with greater depth and gotten rid of that bald negress
>>70245100
Sci fi at the time was pretty boring as a genre back then. Look at stuff like The Andromeda Strain, stuff was just a lot slower in those days.
>>70245100
and it came out like 2 years after star wars which outclassed it in just about every way
>>70245187
>(you)
>>70245100
>9 years after 2001
Of course you meant 11 years after, and yes, I agree, they did incorporate elements from 2001, which was quite obvious.
>>70244815
Okay, here goes..
So basically I have a penis and a scrotum holding two ovular balls called testes.
Now these testes connect to what's known as the prostate gland through a duct called the vas deferens.
Stay with me, okay? Now here, in the prostate, a fluid is secreted and expelled with a fertilizer, so to speak, called sperm.
They combine to form a mixture excretion called semen.
When in a state of sexual arousal, the penis, that long but limp shaft you see here, hardens via a balloon effect that increases the flow of blow within it.
As the intercourse of my species reaches it's "critical state", the prostate expels the semen through a duct that leads to the urethral opening, or the end of my penis, and expels it out into our female's vagina.
I could show you how this actualized if you are interested.
>>70246181
>>70246181
ACK, I meant flow of BLOOD, Soren. Like in the veins of my penis, not "flow of blow" that's a whole 'nother thing we could get into later..
>>70246181
>We'll head down to engineering, store ourselves in the transporter buffer, and wait for this whole thing to blow over
It was a pretty solid plan until Scotty ate the other guy
>>70246181
>Riker-showing-from-behind.jpg
>>70247371
>>70245175
More intellect, less cgi flash/boom/gee-whizz
http://trekcore.com/blog/2016/05/voyager-novelist-kirsten-beyer-joins-trek-2017-team/
So is this a good writer or what. Never read any of the novels.
>>70247664
Well, at least she's not Peter David.
>>70247629
>>70242672
>>70239703
>>70246181
>yfw Riker said this over the ships intercom system so everyone onboard heard it
Whats the most horrific death in any trek?
>>70235649
no, original has aged horribly. Watch TNG
>>70236075
god damn worf was such a cuck
>>70248861
TOS > DS9 > TNG
>>70248849
That one disruptor that slowly rips your body apart sound pretty gruesome.
>>70248995
Fajo..
>>70248849
This one should be on the list, of course.
>>70239073
Chakotay's considered bland and uninteresting but had a marvelous few episodes centered around him like "The Fight".
Comfy and cool, never flies off the handle.
And his Indian stories are the best.
>>70249188
What a shit episode. Fuck you, Brannon Braga. No more stupid transformations.
>>70249196
>And his Indian stories are the best.
You mean his Armenian stories.
>>70234547
Not in those 23rd century garbage cans you wont. Even if I knocked my shields to half you still wouldnt have them down by this time next month.
>>70247407
Aren't you gonna answer that damn phone?
>>70249312
WHAAA? I CHANNN HEHH OOH!
>>70234547
Hello I am a Vulcan what is the meaning of this you are illogical hehe
CURNETH, DON'T!
>>70249188
that season was pretty good except for one or two episodes
hoshi archer and malcolm being transformed into dumb frog posters was like dropping a log in the middle of a rosy garden
Does Veep get /tv/'s seal of approval? Is JLD still fappable?
>>70253129
Profile expanded.
>>70244272
Wait what did UPN do?
>>70253340
Voyager and Enterprise
>>70253435
Can we blame UPN for that? I thought that was the producer's fault.
>>70253129
>>70248849
I second the transporter malfunction from Star Trek I.
That shit was fucked up.
Like imagine you step onto the fucking pad and you re materialize as some sort of mutilated abomination....yikes.
>>70248849
When they transported the pig lizard. It was for sure still alive for a little bit after the fact.
>>70253485
>>70253630
>>70253485
What we got back didnt live long, fortunately.
>>70253630
spooky skeletons deserve more recognition in star trek
>>70249619
How they didn't win an emmy for that one I'll never know.
>>70253485
>>70253630
>>70253675
I'll never get over how out of place that was from season 1, let alone the entire show. What were they thinking?
>>70253948
Supposed to introduce the borg or something
>>70247772
He was the GOAT Hulk writer tho
>>70248609
Is DS9 the best series or is there better?started with DS9 because my friend said that it was the best
>>70254120
Depends on who you ask. I personally like it the best, but it's a never ending debate.
>>70254120
DS9 is pretty different because they just hang out on a space station and not on a ship out exploring the galaxy and it was the first "morally ambiguous" Trek whereas the ones that came before were more idealistic
>>70254196
i kinda like the fact that their on a space station, it seems more realistic that way.
"Captain, we have found a new planet!" over and over again gets sorta boring.
>>70254120
>Is DS9 the best series
yes
>tfw you will never be ferengi
>>70254421
>it's a Bashir and O'Brien get drunk and sing episode
>>70255462
>it's a Bashir and O'Brien get into a fist fight when the cameras are off because they fucking hate each other irl
Roddenberry would have cried on set
Are the startrek audio books any good?
Been thinking about grabbing some.
>>70255507
Can you post some stories?
>>70255507
O'Brien wouldn't exist if Gene knew what they were planning for him.
>"We've got this sap, he suffers a lot, it endears him to the audience."
>"No, humans don't suffer in the future."
>"But Gene--"
>"Humanity has evolved beyond suffering by the 24th century."
>>70255566
>Oh Worf, nobody ever listens to me either
That's because you just state the obvious
>>70254120
I can't decide which is better between TNG and DS9.
I'm more nostalgic for TNG and Picard is my favorite character; but DS9 had better arcing stories and I preferred its cynicism to TNG's rampant idealism.
Honestly I love them both.
>>70255507
They didn't hate each other. They were friends that did dickish shit to each other because it's funny.
>>70255652
>>70255507
Quit spreading lies, please.
>Jordan Hoffman: Who from the old days that you don’t get to see do you like to hang out with the most at conventions?
>Alexander Siddig: You know I love hanging out with Nicky deBoer.
>Jordan Hoffman: I see.
>Alexander Siddig: She is just hilarious; great, great girl. And um if I see Colm Meaney we’ll have a drink and bitch at each other. That’s all we do. I realize looking back at my history with him, I went out with him twice a week every week for seven years – drinking. Boy, he can pack em away.
>Jordan Hoffman: I would imagine.
>Alexander Siddig: And all we did was fight. And I guess that’s what they did on the show too. But we fought in real life all the time. He would set me up, he’d take me to Irish bars where they hated English people. I would think they were being racist about the fact that I’m black and they weren’t. The just hated the English people, they would just hear my accent and they’d – and he just laughed his head off.
>Jordan Hoffman: Did you ever actually play darts, though, is the real question.
>Alexander Siddig: No. No. That would be very weird.
>Jordan Hoffman: There needs to be a separation between art and life.
>Alexander Siddig: Yes, because that was the only separation, the dart game.
>>70255638
They were friends.
>>70255731
>I would think they were being racist about the fact that I’m black and they weren’t.
>>70255828
On their side of the pond, "black" means any shade of brown.
>>70255566
I remember having two of them read by Frakes on cassette back in the day, shit was cash. Where can you find them now?
>>70254120
Think TNG was better overall but DS9 was nice for the more military flavor with the dominion war and the battle scenes. Anything related to bajor I thought was retarded personally and think Cardassians with their bajoran slave harems were great!
>>70234731
.....
>>70244815
i dont get it
>>70256137
Get out of here, Dukat.
>>70254120
best series
best waifus
>>70256137
>>70256494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7HmhrgTuQ
>>70256417
nope
best waifu
>>70256417
best series
WAY too many images have been posted ITT.
The best /tv/ Trekthreads are mostly devoid of images. Don't care if it's an imageboard -- that's historical fact.
The more images in a Trekthread, the worse it is.
>>70256567
#bikinibridge
>>70256494
love it
never forget
>>70256616
>>70256567
Nana Visitor is 58 years young and forever graceful.
Jolene Blalock is already old and busted at only 41, and she's only going to get worse.
>>70256616
not really. image threads are lighter in tone than the shitty argumentative ones where ds9ers throw bitchfits cause other people like other series better.
threads with an a tual theme that is discussed are much rarer.
>>70256705
nana visitor has old lady folds and a cooch that hangs to her ankles. dont be a pissant and focus on them in their prime during their respective series. also, young kira looked like an angry little boy.
>>70256705
JESUS!
I posted that here a while back, it's like she's half anorexic, half on steroids, and 100% batshit fucking insane.
She is REVOLTING to look at.
A woman should look natural when she's her most graceful but god-damn that is some scary weird shit going on in her torso. Like she suffered a skinning accident.
>>70256815
>focus on them in their prime during their respective series
No.
>>70256815
Nah, she looks great. Sorry about your delusions.
>>70256705
>outie belly button
Why are all the races such fucking cunts to the Federation?
>Literally the Federation for all its history has bent over backwards for everyone else and given away supplies and technology for free and are the most pure moral upstanding citizens ever
>Hey guys, can we come into your sector for like 10 minutes? See the shuttle on your sensors, it's gone awry and has a crewmember on board that is unable to control it. Sorry about that guys, we just want to pick it up
>"ANOTHER FEDERATION PLOT! NO, THE FEDERATION IS UNTRUSTWORTHY, THERE PROBABLY IS NO SHUTTLE AND IF THERE IS, ITS PROBABLY A TRAP, WE WILL DESTROY THE SHUTTLE BECAUSE ITS LIKELY A BOMB"
>Why would we put a bomb on a shuttle moving at impulse several AU away from the closest star system?
>SO YOU ADMIT IT! FUCKING FEDERATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Every fucking time.
>>70256924
>botched belly button
>barely any skin over a dystended african looking stomach with visible veins
>obvious botox in the face
Bitch looks fucking horrendous.
>>70256840
Jolene Blalock looks sick, and not in a good way. She looks sick in a way that makes me afraid to touch her.
>>70256878
she went from a 8 to a -4 man. jesus how sad.
>>70256995
i duno man.
>>70256705
Well at least Naomi Wildman is still fuckable.
>>70234789
>POUR VOUS
>>70257052
>>70257065
>still
>>70257080
oops. not recent
>>70257065
>>70257117
>>70257148
>>70257104
For some reason, Voyager attracts more pedophile fans than any other Star Trek.
>>70256995
>>70257052
>>70257065
>>70257080
>>70257117
>>70257120
>>70257148
>>70257184
Like I said, imageposting ruins Trekthreads.
No argument possible. The proof is right there!
>>70257184
>>70257201
If you don't like it, you can fuck off, tourist.
>>70257225
hey is that faggot that tattled on posts to get them deleted and then argued about how s/he was justified in cleaning up these threads still around?
Anyone play Artemis? Is it actually fun or one of those ideas thats good in concept but doesn't play well?
>>70257185
>>70257225
Tourist? But most Trekthreads aren't dominated by imageposting. Also, I invented Trekthreads on /tv/. I posted the very first one when the board opened, back before captchas existed and you could dump tons of images easily. Even then, Trekthreads were mostly discussion-oriented, not based on dumb images. So really, you're grasping at straws.
>>70257269
>implying I have friends
>>70257296
>>70248849
wasnt kiva fajo's gun supposed to be a specifically painful way to kill someone? he killed his girlfriend with it. i dont have a picture of the tellaron disrupter, but alphabetically this is the closest pic in my trek folder.
Pulaski would have been a perfect wife for Obrien if she were 30 years younger.
>>70248995
oops i see it was actually called a varon t and i do have a pic
>>70249196
>>70249362
i really really wish him or tuvok had fought the rock instead of seven which was fucking retarded and just for the ratings
Did that new Star Trek Online expansion come out yet? The one that reboots the game back in the TOS era?
Haven't played the game in ages, last time I played it I remember just doing Foundry missions because they were about 10000x better and far more in the spirit of Trek than the dev missions.
>>70257296
>waaah you posting pictures
>on a mongolian image board
>>70257296
what a lifetime achievement for you, huh?
>>70257296
Wrong. I'm an oldfriend who has been posting in Trek threads since Fall 2014, and ever since I signed up, I've ensured that every thread adheres to a high level of quality by sharing my favorite waifus. And it works.
>>70257463
are you me?
>>70257501
The distinction between you and I is irrelevant to the collective.
>>70257501
No, justmocking you.
>>70257531
Low test.
>>70257531
Delet this.
>>70257520
here have another
>>70257531
too small
saddest episode in trek?
>>70243228
>>70243130
>>70242822
The Motion Picture is fucking awesome. It's the most hard-sci fi Star Trek actually ever got and feels like a long lost episode. Not to mention it's the only time the Federation actually feels like a real professional organization.
Sure long as fuck VFX shots, but they are acompanied by a fucking awesome creepy as fuck soundtrack and still look fucking mind blowing till this very day.
The worst thing about TMP is that the acting wasn't the best from Lila (like that scene where she gets hit by Vgers lightning, kek) and that scene where they get caught in a wormhole looks fake as fuck when they are just bouncing around in their seats but the camera is completely still and nothing else in the room is moving so you can just see they are sitting there bouncing themselves.
Apart from that, fucking great movie. The Transporter room scene has stuck with me for years.
That being said, my favourite films are Solaris and 2001 so it's probably why I put up with TMP so easily.
>>70256616
>>70257201
>>70257296
The worst part is: You're half right.
Sharing one or two images at a time is fun stuff, but dumping entire folders (with the same pool of pictures every time) ruins threads.
>>70257709
>It's the most hard-sci fi Star Trek
You don't know what hard scifi means. Please stop posting.
>>70257554
>>70257558
>>70257587
>>70257718
it keeps threads alive so whatever is being discussed can resume. i know cus ive done it.
and you can bitch about seeing the same old pics or you can look up new ones or screengrab em yourself and share. a lot of the pics that get reposted are ones i got off the net or screengrabbed when streaming eps.
>>70257705
>>70257738
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/The_Visitor_%28episode%29
>>70257745
TMP is hard sci fi.
FFS it has 10 minute long VFX shots showing how everything works and how things dock and shit.
How is 2001 or Blade Runner or Solaris hard sci fi and TMP isn't? Solaris and Blade Runner have barely any science in them at all and are instead sociological and psychological films.
>>70257784
It's okay to let threads die. We don't need 24/7 zombie generals.
>>70257745
What was more the hard sci-fi than Star Trek: The Motionless picture? Or are you saying that Star Trek does not qualify at all on the levels of pure or cerebral sci-fi?
>>70240778
Transparent aluminum?
>>70257738
is that the Commander-sex organ actress?
>>70257863
>>70257908
>it's a Star Trek thread gets co-opted by dull underage drones who spam inane images of DS9 and Voyager
boring. unfortunately that's the state of every Trek thread these days
>>70257865
Actually a thing, it's used for windows in armoured vehicles. Aluminium oxynitride.
>>70257846
>>70257860
Hard scifi is scientifically accurate and within the realm of possibility as we know it.
Man and machine merging to become a godlike being on the next plane of existence is not hard scifi.
>>70257937
>>70257937
>>70257937
![1334329164853[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pSVhpS7.jpg "1334329164853[1].jpg")
>it's a Worf gets his ass kicked episode
>>70258067
>>70258076
>it's a "we're on the same network guys, let's collaborate" episode
>>70258067
That was every episode on TNG where they wanted to build something up into a threat. DS9 saw him gain a level in badass.
>>70257937
>jealous of the middle children getting attention
How's that faith of the heart working out for you? Trip still dead, huh?
>>70257937
Post first!
![Alexander-Siddig-and-Nana-Visitor-star-trek-deep-space-nine-25420379-320-240[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iP8JIhS.jpg "Alexander-Siddig-and-Nana-Visitor-star-trek-deep-space-nine-25420379-320-240[1].jpg")
>>70256705
>they got fucking married
>divorced 2001
WHHHHHHHHAT
This is weird.
>>70257002
>she went from a 8 to a -4 man. jesus how sad.
Meth is a hell of a drug.
>>70256962
>blue pilled
I see you're only following the Ferengi run media. Take the red pill and you'll see the Federation is just as shady as the rest. Sector 31 gets a lot of shit done on the side you never hear about.
>>70258514
Fortunately, it was an amicable separation. They still get together and chat about the old timesand fug like crazy.
>>70258574
>Sector 31
Section 31 doesn't exist, and if you know what's best for you, you'll remember that.
>>70258611
Section 31 is the reason that the Feds have such a bad reputation.
>Federation: "Why don't you trust us? Come on, trust us, we're so trustworthy."
>Romulans: "You sent another spy into our territory just last week."
>Federation: "No we didn't."
>Romulans: "We caught him and interrogated him."
>Federation: "No you didn't, because we didn't send anyone."
>Romulans: He says he works for the Federation organization Section 31."
>Federation: "Never heard of it."
>Romulans: "Fuck you, these peace talks are over."
>Federation: "What a shame that nobody trusts us even though we're so honorable and noble and trustworthy."
>>70257937
Fucking this.
It's like most of the people her missed the point of Star Trek completely.
>muh waifus
>muh DS9 vs Voyager
>muh shit-tier sexual organs meme posting
Pretty embarrassing for Star Trek fans, to be quite honest familyman.
>>70257807
Fun fact: she played the mother of Lizzie McGuire!!!
>>70258876
This thread is a particular embarrassment though. I don't know what went wrong (apparently it's a holiday in America? Maybe lots of underageb&?) but things aren't usually this bad
>>70257847
>>70259568
stfu, these threads are the disenfranchised western 18-45 demo.
literal shit on the bulldozer of modern life
as seven said "time has been expended, nothing more"
>>70259568
Every thread is the worst thread, faggot.
>>70259694
this.
waifu spam, copypasta spam, ds9 vs tng, someone forcing memes, someone trolling some stupid arguments, someone spamming jews in trek and /pol/ shit, it's all gutter-trash tier nonsense with like 4-5 of you that lurk 24/7u probably.
>>70259815
and that is why only complete retards bother complaining about it.
>>70259815
and whiny bitches like you contribute so much with your oh so many deep insights, charts, essays and analyses of each episode's existential and philosophical messages.
>>70258876
From my point of view you are evil.
>>70259815
It could be that people are tired of rehashed discussions on Star Trek and some decided to use the topic for shitposting instead. We had the episode analysis and moral debates on it in a thread prior thread to this one, and since hardly anyone made a real effort to contribute here, the thread quickly became a sort of sad reminder that it's nothing but re-runs for right now.
Nice try/10
Do better next time /tv/
>>70253435
>shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYUyTcoe0qw
>>70256962
They probably don't like the Federation's obsession with multiculturalism and would like to remain distinct. It's very important if your culture only has three or four traits.
What is your most hated Star Trek trope?
>Every planet is just a single biosphere with only one or two cultures.
>Every planets leader is just some guy who sits in an office all day and responds to every starship hail.
>Every city is like 2 or 3 buildings with a tiny bazaar/town square.
>>70256705
>Dat Vulcan physique tho
Would totally pon far that one
>>70257709
>feels like a long lost episode
That's because it was.
The whole thing grew out of Star Trek: Phase II. The refit Enterprise, the new bridge, Decker and Ilia. The whole thing was supposed to be a pilot for Paramount's new network, but when that failed through they reworked the script it into a theatrical release.
David Gautreaux (the commander of the outpost destroyed at the beginning of the film) was supposed to be Xon, the new Vulcan science officer (since Nimoy refused to return).
>>70261620
Forgot the pic
>>70237537
Was the bitch on the right the one who raped engineer good old boy?
>>70237734
>>70242822
Was it supposed to imply something that the electronic twang noises used for V'ger were also used for the Borg?
I know that Shatner wrote a book about V'ger being the origins of the Borg and baldie was the first one to be assimilated, but is that canon?
>>70261620
>since Nimoy refused to return
Gene, listen to me, I'm done with Trek. I don't need it anymore. I just got the license to make a song about J.R.R. Tolkien's work. Do you know how big that shit is with nerds? Next year, maybe you'll work for me. Bye, Gene.
>>70262327
>wrote
He slapped his name on it, but he didn't write it.
>>70253038
Did whoever wrote the Archer turning into a frog man episode have any connection to Threshold?
>>70237734
This. Fuck those people.
>>70248464
They were not recorded on film.
Man the Borg Queen is such a fucking stupid idea. Who came up with that shit?
What made the Borg so good was they were a collective, then it turned out it was some bizarre hive monarchy.
How fucking lame.
>>70255654
I sense hostility in this post.
>>70256705
>>70256962
Every other species knows that the Federation are paragons of virtue, they just want to get power and territory so look for any excuse.
