>How many ships will I need?
>A thousand ships, easily
>And who has that many?
>Nobody
>Nobody yet.
You can't make this shit up. They aren't even trying to mask the shitty convenient writing with good dialogue anymore.
>>70213863
Emilia looks hot again, perfect amount of chunk on those arms now desu
I'm already calling it, when Euron comes to offer his ships Denaerys will kill him and take them anyway.
>>70213863
>"Build me a thousand ships!"
>"You'll need a thousand ships, easily"
Yeah I'm surprised how that will turn out...
>>70213863
>cut to her smirking like a cheeky britbong
>>70214247
Why is her face so annoying to look at
How many ships did you say?
A thousand?
This bitter nitpicky mentality is so irritating
>redditors getting mad that their reddit show has reddit dialogue
wow
>>70213863
>nobody yet
>>70213863
Did you miss the part where Euron literally said 'I'm going to give chubby chubs a fleet so I get to watch as Daario dicks her'. Of course it's "convenient". Two characters are working towards a common goal, albeit one party doesn't know of the existence of the other. Then again, I don't expect basic comprehension from the average /tv/ poster.
>>70214406
>hurr durr reddit
>>70213863
It's easily the least worst dialogue in the show you could post OP, nothing special, but far from shit or brilliant
where is she supposed to get wood to build 1000 ships in a giant desert
>>70216000
how convenient for her that euron is building exactly 1000 ships hmmmmmmmm
>>70213919
Of course. Euron like Stannis and Tommen is a man. And all men must die but not Daenerys cause she is not a man.
“All men must die, but we are not men.” - Daenerys season 3
>>70213969
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>>70213919
No, no (wave finger)
Euron Trump will try to RAPE her but stonk Dany will kill him in stead and all the Iron MEN will BOW to her and give their ships of free will
>meereen ships burned reminding the audience that daeny had ships
>Daeny pushes some fires and gets a new army because reasons
>greyjoys sailing to Daeny with a fleet of ships because reasons
>we need free ships to put this free army in
>>70216198
>And all men must die but not Daenerys cause she is not a man.
just as the prophecy foretold
Jorah with the force of love will heal himself from his madness but not on his body, slowly becoming a stone ship, so Daenerys and her horde will cross the Narrow Sea on Jorah in his ultimate sacrifice. Poetry.
>>70213863
I would've preferred that she sacrifices her new found army to the dragons or osomething, lik Griffith in Berserk. Would've be a better cliffhanger.
>>70216384
That's gunna be great.
>>70213919
>>70216256
but now Yara has the ships
>>70216431
only a few
not the 1000 they were gna build
>>70216431
you skipped past the part where euron told every man to cut down every tree in sight to build the largest fleet ever after she left
>>70214312
Yeah bro just turn your brain off and enjoy the terrible writing
Any reactions webm from the numale bar?
>>70215450
GoT generals have always been Reddit central. It's transparent as fuck too.
>>70215450
GoT general is full of redditors, everyone knows this.
>>70217030
this isnt GoT general dipshit
>>70217070
look at this cuck get triggered lmao
>>70213863
Not even any meme dwarf in this episode either.
Why does Cersei give a shit about riverrun but not dorne?
>>70217198
Because all Dorne did was murder her only daughter, Cersei's never been defined by her obsessive love for her children, has she?
>>70216415
It's gonna be great
>>70213919
She will burn him with a mug before she realizes that she's just burned all her ships.
YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL YOUR PROBLEMS BY THE MEANS OF FIRE, BITCH.
>>70216182
Where is Euron supposed to build 1000 ships on an island with practically no real resources
>>70217831
By using even more bad writing.
>>70217831
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the dragons.
The writing is so fucking lazy
The sets are fucking lazy
The costumes are lazy
The choreography is lazy
The cgi is ok
What the fuck are the spending money on?
>Daeny captured by Dothraki
>naaa just kidding here take a free army and navy
>Arya joins the faceless men
>naaaa just kidding, back to Westeros
>Jon dead
>naaaaaa just kidding, resurrected
>Sansa jumps from a deadly height
>naaaaaaa just joking she's fine
Fuck me no one actually likes these characters anymore do they?
>>70218177
I'm still digging everyone but Dany's stories. They've gotten lazy as fuck with her.
>>70213863
What does /tv/ think she is made for?
I hope some major character dies this season, maybe Daenerys. If they kill Daenery - the same way the killed Ned - I would have some respect for the show. It just feels like some characters are untouchable these days... ASOIAF wasn't supposed to be this way.
>muuuh I need an army, gets an army
>REEEEEEEEEE I WANT 1000 SHIPS, will get 1000 ships
>Hihihi, now I will murder thousands of people so I can claim the throne
Fuck:
>tfw everybody will love Dany besides all this shit
>tfw terrible dialogues
>tfw Emilia Clarke can't act
>tfw every scene is cringe as fuck
>tfw every normie likes Daenerys
>>70213897
>chunky dragon queen
No thankyou.
>>70213919
How will Euron make ships when his fucking land doesn't have one fucking tree?
what was the point of her getting on the dragon? the people were already hyped for her after the fire scene.
>>70214286
That face. Jesus Christ, she is horrible.
>>70214274
Because she looks like a fake human being. And she probably is.
Last scene was terrible.
I love how nothing is shown but riding off and then suddenly she comes back riding a dragon
Like what the fuck.
It was so random with 0 build up.
Not so long ago they didn't give a shit.
I'm interested to see how far they'll go with emlia clark just to get some hype in the next season.
>exposed butthole on day time television
>one of her dragons rapes a peasant before burning them next time
>aborts a pregnancy instead of carrying it to term
>>70218142
Catering?
>>70215369
>one party doesn't know the existence of the other
Oh sweet summer child. This has been foreshadowed for a long time, Young Griff is going to be Rhaenys instead of Aegon in the show. Varys and Euron are plotting to replace Daenaeys with Rhaenys as an imposter.
>ironcuck comes and rapes her, becomes king of 7 kingdoms
>tfw feminism ruins everything
>>70218491
I think she should be in a really shitty unfunny sitcom after that. She was born to have fake laughs around her whenever she enters a room.
>>70218512
All the normies that I shoot the shit with about GoT hate kaloressi
>>70213897
Glad it wasn't just me. shes getting down to where I just like it. Maybe a tad more.
>>70218512
the characters are at the point now where they can't be killed because they haven't set out to accomplish what they're supposed to do yet. but once we get to the endgame, we'll probably see main characters drop like flies
remember last season when she was gonna break the wheel?
fucking hype speeches don't affect me anymore.
>>70218817
I know we will see major characters die on the end. I just don't wanted to go the obvious way.
>>70218177
It's fucking gay. I was the only one that thought Sansa and Reek died when that episode aired. It was the most beautiful deaths in the show and they threw it away.
>>70218142
You couldn't do better if you tried.Let that sink in.
Some fatty in moms basement thinks he knows about the quality of GoT.
>>70218142
money is on bastardbowl motherfucker. ep 9
>>70218177
Nope. It's bad. I don't know how anyone can care about characters like Jon or Sansa anymore. They're either boring and just their to move the chains along or just plain retarded.
>>70218142
>The costumes are lazy
nah
agree with the rest of it but nah
>>70219526
They are lazy
The quality in the first 2 seasons is so much better than recently
>>70213863
Lord cockless will give his ships and build some more with wood from trade. Golden statue city is a trade city after all. Why can't you just enjoy a series?
>>70213919
And the Greyjoys will cheer for her because she liberated them with her dragons.
>>70219526
Some of the sets are damned good too. Some of it is plain, but things like dungeons and the red keep etc are very atmospheric.
