Do you like me yet?
The show has become safe and predictable. No one dies and the world is full of mary sue
remember when heroes routinely died?
as a normie I love the wacky adventures of Sam and Gilly cause he is fat and awkward while she is dumb and cute
I hope the next episode is has atleast 30 minutes of his plotline instead of just 10
>>70202403
>liking this beta
nah im good thanks
If tonight's scene took place in season 1:
>Sam doing Gilly doggy style across his sister's bed
>"Ooh yeah GIlly, wearing my little sisters dress, oh you're such a little whore"
>Sister walks in, joins in
>"Yeah play with'er arse"
They cut our Sansa and Jon for this shit? RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70202403
No, you fat fuck. Take your wife and her son and fuck off. Cuck.
>>70202403
>spent years at the Wall
>has been on a ranging
>got separated and had to make his way back through the wilderness
>still as fat as when he arrived
>still can't swing a sword
Why
How
>>70202702
Remember last season where Stannis died. And two episodes ago when the Roose was rused..? Fuck off troll.
>>70202921
why do you hate a character whose purpose is being a beta
>>70205340
reminds him of himself
>>70203114
>we will never get a margery nude walk
>>70202921
What are you laughing at babydick?
>>70205299
Fucking this. Sam is literally forced into, "that goofy fat kid" plot.
I don't expect Sam to be Chad, but at least some physical development along with skill in swordplay.
>sent on a journey to become a man
>becomes a cuck instead and manages to stay fat by gorging on rabbits and squirrels
I was steaming mad being forced to watch this fat fuck for 15 minutes and his downie looking gf
>>70202403
>still fat as fuck
>coward
>cuck to an enemy bitch and her incest demon spawn
>steals the family heirloom because he's too much of a bitch to actually earn it
I think his father should have slapped the shit out of his wife for running her mouth, and thrown that fat piece of shit, the wildling bitch, and her incest spawn, right out onto the street.
>>70202403
What the hell is he going to do now? He has no home and the citadel doesn't take women.
>>70205705
the best thing is it's literally too obvious she doesn't have any feelings for him
she's just grateful for him being her sugardaddy, the medieval equivalent of a golddigger
it's scary how good the actress is at portraying this
>>70205705
don't cut yourself on all that edge you little faggot
anyone else impressed by the massive amount of rabbits John was able to catch to ensure Sam maintained his weight?
>>70205844
>swears undying love for the first slag he sees who is already knocked up
you're literally a brainwashed cuck if you enjoy this kind of shit
>>70205955
don't forget the squirrels
>>70205834
This. She always has the uncomfortable look when he tries to be "romantic" or show advances to her
>>70205779
Even Sam doesn't know.
>Takes his barbarian lover that's comes from a tribe that're dumber than peasants to a Lord house
>Thinks no one will notice this
>Doesn't even bother teaching her Lady etiquette because wildling waifu is pure and perfect
>Daddy hates wildlings
>Sam thinks nothing will go wrong
>Bonus points for stealing the sword of one of the most scariest commanders of King Robert's army who also wanted to kill him, good luck outrunning his soldiers before they flay you fatass!
Sam is an idiot.
>>70206168
Randyll Tarly fought for the mad king.
>>70206314
rekt
>>70206168
They'll need valyrian steel when they're fighting the whitewalkers up at the wall.
>>70205336
Stannis isnt dead yet. They still havent confirmed
>>70205844
Gonna' threaten me with your katana next, eunuch?
>>70205971
>implying 80% of 4chan posters don't identify with this secretly
>>70205844
No matter how big a liberal faggot you are even you have to admit this whole part of the story is literally Cuckoldry: the Plotline
>>70206481
>>70206625
>4chan posters
When did reddit get here?
>>70202403
You put that sword back, you fat little shit!
Swords are not toys. You're going to hurt yourself or the people around you!
Sword safety is your responsibility!
>>70206670
Come at me, bro!
>>70206314
>>70206168
yep, he's sworn to the reach not the stormlands
>>70206722
...
>>70202403
no ur scenes were fucking terrible and a waste of time
>>70202403
I see your shithead father couldn't stop you from eating up half of the fucking episode any more than he could keep you from eating up half of the Horn Hill larder
seriously how is he still so fucking fat
>>70205844
Epic dude. You really got him.
What was the point in stealing that fucking sword you fat fuck. Holy shit now wonder your dad hates you.
>>70206764
Your skills are no match for mine, good ser!
>>70206972
Now Sam can teleport back to the wall and give it to Jon to fight white walkers
>>70206944
He really shouldn't be. He was forced to exercise at least a bit at Castle Black and it's not like they eat like kings up there.
>>70207024
In the book he just sold the sword and lives in a cabin somewhere. Randyll didn't even bother to come after him because Horn Hill people are not sentimental.
>>70207072
Holy fuck, what a failure.
>>70207072
That was a forgery, the real one is in his bed chambers. Also it gave him a reason to tell Jon Snow to fuck off and pledge his allegiance to the much stronger Tyrell and Lannisters.
>>70207195
Also sacrificing the sword makes its so that Sam will never come back that alone he considered a bargain.
>>70205971
Samwell is an incredibly resourceful warrior. You can fight with strategy as well. Randyll is less effective on the battlefield as he's just one soldier and a bunch of soldiers could beat him. His value is as a tactician and commander but even then Samwell has far more potential.
It's his conservative and outdated views on what wins wars. This is a war against the others in which Samwell is a crucial piece.
Honestly, that was what he was asked to do. He was sent to the wall and as part of the NW he's incredibly useful to the fight against the Others, which is what they're there to do.
Samwell should just let everyone die and go live with Gilly. The fact people in Westeros feel that way about all the effort he puts into things means they don't deserve his wits.
>>70207251
(You)
>>70207389
Most truth does bait well, agreed. But Samwell is more crucial to the overall map of what's going to happen in this war than Randyll could ever be. He's seen unspeakable horrors and lived in some fierce conditions, even without the experience Randyll has to cushion him against those harsh situations.
It's more bewildering he didn't just stare blankly when insulted and say, "Get me that bread." and eat it slowly, looking at his father before describing what he went through and what his priorities now are.
He's certainly shown himself strong enough to do that before...
>>70202403
i will never like this pathetic fat cuck
>>70207251
All his problems stem from his irresistible urges to eat like a slob, even in places where there is literally no fucking food. The same thing applies to every american fattie who is unable to control their eating habits and instead blaming the world for it. The whole character is basically pandering to that audience of impotent cucks with no self control. You can't solve one of your problems by creating another, you dumb fuck.
>>70207529
The fat is bad writing. I can't imagine he has no muscle in the books anymore. There's no way those conditions wouldn't have gotten him a muscle gut.
Either way he's an incredibly competent tactician and has beaten an Other. So he can't win in a street fight in Flea Bottom, so what?
>>70207484
>Implying anyone besides Bran matters in taking out the WW
I dont get the point of Sam desu. He is supposed to find out more about the WW and finally be relevant, but Bran can find out everything about the WW through visions so there is no need for Sam. Bran will also reach the Wall quicker than Sam with all his knowledge. Sam is just Gurm's avatar.
>>70202403
people will start liking him once he becomes a einstein-tier genius in maester university and reverse engineers the valyrian steel formula from his fathers sword.
>>70207617
>he's an incredibly competent tactician
how? theres no evidence of him knowing jack shit about warfare
how the fuck is he still fat though?
they have limited provisions at the wall, where he was apparently for a long enough time, then he was over the wall where he again ate next to nothing, then back at the wall under siege then on the road
and he hasn't lost any weight at all
>>70207617
>Either way he's an incredibly competent tactician and has beaten an Other.
He's the fat beta nu-male version of the stronk womyn.....
>>70207617
A tactician needs peoples' support to win his struggles, whereas Sam cannot even get in shape and face his father like a man. He will never get the support of his own house because he's a walking comic relief, so what good is a tactician like that?
>>70207747
Him and Tyrion could easily get incredible at it. Actually, Tyrion did. It's generalized problem solving intelligence and creativity, something books are known to instill in their devoted readers. It's why Stephen King advises writers to read a good 4-5 hours a day.
Tyrion had no knowledge either and he made the wildfire plan. His brain in that era did what a WoMD would in ours.
Maybe if Randyll had half the wits that god gave a goldfish he'd have been training Samwell as a tactician and encouraging it.
>>70207818
This is how good they can be.
>>70207763
the actor is a millennial and thus incapable of losing weight for the role
>>70207882
>meme plot device magic
>tactics
>>70205670
Isn't Sam the one who cucked Ginnys father and stole his son?
>>70207843
I disagree that reading a lot of books = becoming a tactical genius. There's absolutely no basis to that. Samwell is a massive pussy who has no ability to lead men or to stay calm under fire. He hasn't shown any capability in dealing with situations as they unfold rapidly around him either. Tyrion has at least shown that hes not a pussy, and that he has some charisma. Samwell has nothing except his intelligence. That's not enough to be a good tactician
>>70206476
what more do you need than honorable brienne saying she executed him?
No. I tune out when this fat faggot gets focus. Without the Night's Watch he's too insufferable. This show doesn't deserve my undivided attention. Give me shit and I will spit it out.
>>70207891
ain't he still fat in the books?
>>70208063
>raise another man's kid
>provide for his woman and only fuck her once ever
That's not how cucking works.
>>70208072
Probably. It makes no sense Sam wouldn't learn if he was taught properly but maybe he's just that much of a tremendous faggot. Shame. Who knows how much of that was his upbringing, though?
Tywin never specifically resented Tyrion for his strengths.
.When will Chris come and cuck this fat fuck
GoT Skins edition pls
>huffs and puffs
>"hhjon snow, he, he"
>lick lips
>breathe profusely
>look around nervously
>almost suffocate on saliva
"HE"
>waddles six feet forward
>take 40 minute breather
>"he's a good, hh"
>look to gilly nervously
>suck in vast amounts of air
>fat pink mast
>>70207937
It's not tactics, but it's definitely 'vision', which is essential as well.
Tyrion had the sound vision to accomplish those goals.
Maybe Sam will have that too.
For the record I fucking hate Sam's story line as well as Arya's but at least Arya's looked like it was starting to go somewhere tonight.
>>70207732
Does he know Valyrian Steel kills a WW?
Does he know what has happened at the wall?
>>70208339
it's bound to have been in one of those books he read
>>70202809
upboat!
i also like how it's showing how RACISM is BAD
god, i hate that white CIS racist father so! the wife doesn't like it though, you can tell!
>>70208339
I think he does, want to say he read that in the same place he read about dragonglass
>>70208352
Nope
>>70208397
They're all whites m8, though Tumblr can't tell racism from nationalism so I suppose that's actually accurate
>>70202403
I've bloody well tried
>>70205424
why do you want to see a body double so bad?
>>70207617
>>>70207251
sam doesn't notice but he's lost some weight in the later books - he mentions his swordbelt keeps falling off
>>70207484
Don't expect these retards to understand you, they'll just call you a cuck like the idiot /pol/tards they are
>>70205340
>>70205446
laughing at samwell taking shit from his dad. legit the biggest loser I have ever seen. his fucking girlfriend has to stand up for him its disgusting
the entire time i was watching that dinner scene i thought it was tragic. then things got worse when he actually left his baby and the mom. i was like that's such a heroic sacrifice, but felt shitty for him.
then he manned up and took his father's sword. proud of sammy.
>>70202403
>Still fat after night's watch
>betrays his vows
>literally 'My girlfriend's son'
>steals his dad's prized possession and dishonors his family
No.
>>70212424
>mans up
>steals 500 year old family heirloom to be edgy
yeah fuck off this kid is a joke
Sam is betterin the booksbecause he isn't a lard ass after all his training, marches and adventures. The show fucked up again.
Reminder that Sam is Gurrm's self-insert.
It becomes funnier if you watch his segments with this in mind.
>>70202403
>steals a 500 year old sword to spite your father
No, he's a piece of shit and I hope he dies.
>>70207763
Northern rabbits are very nutritious.
>>70214172
Doesn't he steal the sword because his father STILL doesn't believe in him, despite the fact that he's thinner and a better fighter then his brother?
>my gf's son
>>70202702
Nice bait. Every episode someone has died, except I think this episode.
>>70205336
only /tv/ thinks of stannis as a hero, the nromie showfags thought of him as a bad guy.
roose was also a bad guy
they are just killing off the characters that dont matter and who deserve it for crowd pleasing
>>70207072
>in the book
What are you talking about?
>>70214172
How much do you want to bet that it's because the actor is an incorrigible fatass?
>>70202403
Why didn't they kill him off years ago?
>>70205834
She was great in Skins too.
>>70202403
I genuinely this its time to stop watching GoT simply due to the writing hitting rock bottom with that hold the door crap
>Baelor I Targaryen, known as the Beloved and the Blessed, was the ninth Targaryen king to reign on the Iron Throne as Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. Known for his piety, Baelor was a septon as well as a king.[3] He was the second son of King Aegon III Targaryen and Queen Daenaera Velaryon, and ruled after the death of his older brother, King Daeron I Targaryen.
>None of the Targaryen kings are as beloved as Baelor. He loved the smallfolk and the gods in equal parts, yet imprisoned his own sisters.[4] Some remember him as a great and holy man and praise him for his contributions to the Faith of the Seven, for forging a peace with Dorne, his mercy and his many acts of charity.
Poetry?
will he ever stand up to someone?
>>70206944
He actually loses weight in the books.
>>70202403
>literally cuck
I mean, can he at least knock up Gilly to have more than beta connection?
>>70208140
He is still chubby but I am sure I remember mention of how much weight he lost and that some of his original clothes felt baggy.
Especially with constantly throwing up for the whole trip to Bravos and then to Old Town.
>>70205446
> babydick
> fat pink mast
choose one
>>70208150
>only fuck her once ever
Is it not implied that he has fucked her more since then?
>>70214100
>>70212424
>Younger brother actually seemed like a decent guy
>stole his rightful sword
Goddamnit Sam, you took the fucking black that sword is not yours.
>>70214531
He does not even go there in the books.
Sam was interesting for one season, maybe one and a half. He would have made for a slightly impactful death but now he just soaks up entertainment like a bulbous sponge just like Dany.
So how did the kingsguard armor get rebranded without the Lord Commander noticing?
>>70202403
>your wife's son?
>>70202403
What a soft fat bastard he makes me sick. He acts like a fucking scared puppy then all of a sudden has a surge of bravery.
Fuck off and lose some weight you cunt, you spent 4 years at the end of the earth in a constant blizzard how the fuck are you still fat? Have some fucking commitment to the role or better yet, respect for yourself.
Fuck I hate fatties.
