>in a future where puppies are illegal a guy kills a shit ton of people withGUN-FU
Shit thread, John Wick.
>>70200904
equilibrium
A rookie cop and con men work to stamp out the cities drug problem.
A rich guy gets bored and kills people but he's the mayor too but also a detective
>>70201855
YES!
>>70202075
Beverley hills cop?
>>70202442
Nope but that almost fits.
>>70200904
A singer in tights threatens to steal someone's baby.
>>70202549
Labyrinth, pretty easy.
>>70200904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a97EG7Mqp8g
>>70202075
48 hours nigguh
>A midget dressed as a school boy gets his brains blown to pieces
>>70202263
I've been wrecking my brains and still can't think of any movie like these.
>>70202668
Still no. Guess the description was a little too generic.
>>70202726
in bruges?
>>70200904
>>in a future where puppies are illegal a guy kills a shit ton of people with GUN-FU
The Money Pit
A potato farmer listens to a lot of disco music.
>>70202549
Dirty Dancing
>>70202794
Correct
>>70200904
Man watches a hooker like you would imagine
a woman urinating in public becomes a meme
>>70203035
True Lies.
A bit with a deformed head, goes on a mission to save his family and friends from chicken eggs
>>70202908
Nope it was Equilibrium, already guessed.
>>70200904
that gay movie with christian bale. Equilibrium or some shit. It had sean bean in it and he dies.
>>70203036
>a woman urinating in public becomes a meme
The Paperboy
A cop discovers the dangers of public transport.
>>70203611
Speed?
>>70202668
blue streak
>>70203594
nope
>>70203660
Right on.
the white men wanted a stud to breed slaves
>>70203792
Batman V Superman
A guy helps his girlfriend's husband pay his prison protection debt, but shit hits the fan and needs to save the day
A few peoples drives really fast and it pisses off neckbeards.
>>70203036
Sex Drive
A carpenter has a hard time buying a car.
Future wife no longer loves her future husband anymore and tries to have sex with her future husbands best friend and her mom definitely has breast cancer.
>>70204130
THE ROOM
A latino that wants to rent cars in Bahamas.
>>70204171
Haha you must be the expert!
>>70204112
Jesus?
>>70204230
I don't remember cars in Biblical times.
Man with shit hands goes really really fast, but sometimes he goes really really slow. Also, he dies.
>>70204005
Nope
Autistic man child flames his ex and scams his best friend out of their business
>>70202075
Zootopia
>>70204486
Knew we'd get there.
man with dirty hands protects his waifu and her son
A group of genetically superior teens gang up to beat up a holocaust survivor.
>>70204654
X-Men.
X-Men?
Guy runs around without shoes in some hotel for 90 minutes.
>>70204686
Meant to>>70204654
>>70204710
A man breaks out of prison to use prep H.
>>70204747
Si uh... Correcto.
>>70200904
An immigrant tries to build an empire while dealing with violence and corruption.
>>70204587
Real Human Bean: the Musical
Three scientists who live in New York. They visit a library and meet a cellist, an accountant, an EPA lawyer, and an unemployed black man.
>>70204900
Ghostbusters.
>>70204884
A Most Violent Year?
Old man struggles, fails to invent anything worthwhile, ends up trading daughters life for his own. Later, household staff receive no compensation for a decade of service.
A couple go on a cabin getaway.They encounter several animals, including a fox, deer, and crow.
two friends go on a wacky adventure to find something that is lost and buy some enjoyable gifts for their lovers
>>70204933
I was actually thinking of The Godfather, but it fits AMVY perfectly as well.
>>70204977
>>A midget dressed as a school boy gets his brains blown to pieces
he's talking about this part of the post you pleb
>A midget dressed as a school boy gets his brains blown to pieces
>>70204947
Iron Man 2.
>>70203035
Only god forgives
An amateur football player copes with his mother and law's breast cancer while preventing neighborhood youth from using drugs.
A man's return flight leaves without him. Shenanigans ensue.
Cancer patient treks across the city to find his girlfriend.
>>70205101
The Martian.
>JUST
A close-knit group of friends discovers that an orgy is the secret to overcoming their coulrophobia
>>70204474
Social Network
A skinny wageslave punches himself while contemplating existentialism
>>70205104
Deadpool.
>>70205104
Deadpool
A talented hypochondriac pays a bunch of people to pretend to be themselves for years
>>70205110
Damn. Thought I was more subtle than that.
>>70205188
>>70205198
yep
>>70205185
Fight Club
>>70205185
Fight Club
>>70203036
That fuckin scene with oprah, forget the movie
A guy drives a car one day when he meets a nice but shy girl. They go on a cruise and then he wraps his vacation by visiting some ancient ruins.
>>70205231
By a strange coincidence I was reading the book yesterday so it's been on my mind.
A cowboy and an astronaut compete for the attentions of a young boy
>>70204410
Drive?
>>70205091
The Room
Two friends give a stranger a lift home.
>>70205350
That gay ass movie with Prince.
A sheltered teenage girl is thrilled that the hunkiest guy in school asked her to the prom. She can't wait to show all those mean girls that teased her how pretty she looks in her prom dress. Absolutely nothing could go wrong.
A talented detective hunts a transexual serial killer
A man and a lady die over and over during their trip to france, but then they can't die any more so they kill the biggest bad guy.
>>70205395
Carrie.
>>70205367
close but no
>>70205399
Silence of the Lambs
>>70205395
Sissy Spacek a cute..A CUTE!!!
Extraordinary teenager is haunted by visions of Denis Leary.
guy hikes across the continent only to realize he should have flown instead
>>70205439
Amazing Spiderman 2.
>>70205291
Toys Story.
>>70205456
Lord of the not subtle
>>70205432
Wrong.
Ace Ventura
>>70205291
Toy Story
"The Orchid Thief"
>>70205456
>>70205460
Nice job m8
>>70205477
wrong, you fell for my trick. i described my movie so poorly that you thought it was "obviously" another movie. outskilled retard. guess again
Frodo discovers soccer.
Blond guy teams up with a Mexican, then fucks over the Mexican, they meet again and spaghetti ensues.
A man gets drafted into involuntary servitude as punishment for accidental manslaughter. His child is delighted.
>>70205212
Synecdoche NY?
>>70205291
Toy Story?
>>70205399
Silence of the lambs?
>>70205040
Wow yeah, Godfather makes sense especially with the empire bit, i guess AMVY just popped to mind right away because i recently watched it and the massive scope of the godfather makes it seem like it's about everything all at once.
>>70205456
Into the Wild
>>70205549
Into the Wild?
>>70205350
LOLSLAVES
>over worked professor acts out pre-war dan brown novel while trying to avoid snakes
Alien and a reclusive killer become friends to stop Max Landis.
Bodybuilders and wrestlers go into a jungle. Shenanigans ensue.
>>70205639
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
>>70205639
Indiana Jones
An old man spends billions of dollars to prove God doesn't exist.
An asshole gets offered a movie convinces his famous wife to be in it too. It sucks, must make new movie in 3 days.
A slut constantly friendzone a guy for shits and giggles until the end.
>>70205651
Rambo?
guy signs a contract with 13 other guys to steal their money back from a bad guy and ends up discovering the value of friendship after voluntarily giving up his share of the money
>>70205651
Preditor?
>>70205651
Predator.
>>70205651
Predator?
>>70205475
>>70205491
Correct.
A man realises the only way to solve his problems is to have a threesome with a reformed lesbian and a homophobe
>>70205651
Predator.
>>70205754
The Hobbit series.
>>70205572
Pocahontas.
>>70205741
500 Days of Summer?
>>70205706
Batman vs Superman
>>70205754
Oceans?
>>70205596
Silence of the Lambs is the only incorrect one. Was actually Ace Ventura
>>70205706
Jurassic Park
>They drive to California from the Midwest for "fun"
>>70205838
>Batman vs Superman
Nope.
The Greek muses on Earth to inspire men to achieve. Inspires a huge roller disco.
>>70203036
Nobodies guessed mine yet.
>a woman urinating in public becomes a meme
>>70205850
Nope.
>>70205850
National lampoons vacation?
A bunch of kids kill kitty-cats.
>>70205850
That Britney Spears movie.
Crossroads?
>>70205885
Im still positive its that fucking movie with oprah. googled it, its beloved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xg9lyEhP8
retard horrifically abuses the cast of a reality tv show in order to pay for his medical bills
Merlin the Magician has a monster mash, it's a graveyard smash, the son of a Count falls in love with a human. Frankenstein wants to run the monster mash forever and schemes.
>>70205887
Shet
>>70205893
Should have made that more vague but ya
>>70205958
Saw.
>>70200904
an ex con develops a strong distate for bethoven
>>70205958
Tropic Thunder
Angry greeks protest against local government decision about immigrants
>>70205997
Pic related
Dude 2 kills dude 1's wife and dude 1 goes to war.
>>70206020
300
>>70205741
forrest gump
Autist wins a bet. Based on a true story.
A computer nerd takes drugs and dresses up in leather, bu after answering the phone becomes homeless.
An ex-cop becomes an assassin gets trained by wise asian man. Why? AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
>>70205954
lol, not the movie i had in mind. but i can see how it fits.
>>70205838
>Silence of the Lambs is the only incorrect one. Was actually Ace Ventura
Well fuck, i guess i haven't seen ace recently enough because i don't remember a transexual serial killer.
>>70205835
>>70206066
Nah. It's a movie /tv/ dislike.
>>70206110
The Matrix
>>70206114
Karate Kid
>>70206093
Rain Man?
>>70206110
Matrix?
>>70206118
FINKLE IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS FINKLE! EINHORN'S A MAN!
A white-collar office drone receives a disturbing telephone call, before quitting his job by jumping out the window.
>>70205793
Nah
>>70205572
Ill give yall a hint because it was way too vague desu
>Mexican and blond guy decide to go grave robbing
Ill give you another hint in 10 min if its still too vague
>>70206110
Matrix
A young man must fend off pussy in this high stakes, fantastical romp
>>70206093
The big short
A guy lives a horribly shitty life, nothing but bad things happen to him throughout the film, and he dies alone and miserable at the end.
Also, lots of symbolic visuals.
A kid trips balls in Russia during WWII.
>>70206149
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World?
I can't keep up with what /tv/ likes desu
>>70206166
He didnt kill anyone, did she?
College students are tricked by their professor into visiting a haunted house for a school project.
a vietnam veteren cant stop stalking an underage hooker
>>70206267
Taxi Driver
>>70205572
Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
>>70206253
Scary movie 2?
>>70205902
Gummo
this is kino
>>70206114
Never seen it but samuri cop?
>>70206175
Matrix
>>70206199
Life of Pi
>>70206216
Pi?
A drunk buffoon and a bastard child chase a rich girl across the ocean after she gets kidnapped by gay skeletons.
A WW2 vet gets beat-up by his friends.
deaf rich kid has daddy issues
>>70206253
The Haunting
>>70206322
lmfaochecked
>>70200904
a schizo and killer girl imagines her step father raping her sibling, then imagines what its like to be a slut
>>70206346
pirates of the carrabian
A farmer's fields are vandalized with religious images and he hears Yiddish in his field. Suggests something more frightening to come.
>>70206312
CORRECT! get it? because its a spaghetti western! IM A GENIUS
>>70206344
>Life of Pi
Good answer! Was actually Jungle Book but you saw through my ruse
Guy rides his motorcycle around in a room full of a bunch of people, then gets axed to death.
Undercover cop in a southeast asian country infiltrates a crime organization after spending three years in prison. The cop fucks shit up with martial arts, and has an epic duel towards the end.
>>70206421
Signs?
>>70206204
Spot on
3 autistic kids are afraid of a cat in their back yard, one of them tries to fight it
A deadbeat farmer abandons his daughter.
An animal control man terrifies a town
>>70206435
Rocky Horror
>>70206463
Dogtooth
>>70206421
The vvitch
>>70206447
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ae_Kskfw6c
>>70206475
Interstellar
>>70206463
Secondhand lions is my best guess
A random hobbo sneaks into a girls house and they become lovers for half a movie
>>70206475
Interstellar
>>70206487
Homeward Bound 2
>>70204995
Anti-Christ
A guy in a box puts a box in a box to make money.
>>70206547
Tangled?
>>70206558
Could work, but no
A man fakes his death and bangs a hot crazy chick every night for a year, then goes home.
>>70206584
nope
A man makes a scientific discovery, alienates his lover and really loves sugar.
>>70205770
Chasing Amy
>burnt out women gets a consulting gig ends up saving a orphan and operating heavy machinery in hazardous environments
>>70206621
Aliens.
>>70206614
The fly
>>70206572
Fuckin time travel movie, Primer I think
>>70206614
Men in Blacked
>>70206621
Ayylmaos
>>70206614
Men in Black
retarded jake sees people that are actually him and doesnt realise it
>>70206547
Return to sender?
>>70206689
nope.
>>70206681
Quantum Leap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYmn3Gwn3oI
Not a movie but
"they will learn of our peaceful ways by force"
>>70206652
Nicely done.
>>70206744
Futurama
don't post quotes
>>70206741
>>70206786
Not futurama, the quote from futurama describes the series
After her father's ship is carried off by a sudden storm, a girl with super strength and her demolitions expert sidekick, ride into town on a horse go on adventures and avoid child protective services.
Guy walks towards Girl
>>70206744
Islam
>>70206837
It Follows
A baby dies in the womb nothing of value occurs after.
>>70206744
Islam
Girl runs from nothing and kills everyone
>>70206618
Yessir.
Teenage robot wins over an entire suburb of middle aged people after it is discovered he is an inredibly talented arborist
>>70206855
That's also the answer to this >>70205741
>>70206907
Edward Scissor hands
>>70206832
Pippie Longstockings?
>>70206876
Butterfly Effect
>>70206907
Ed scissorhands
>>70206855
yup
Man in front of green screen plays a sport
>>70206973
The room
>>70206998
kekked but no
A group of people with special skills acquired over a long career of dealing with scumbags is on the run from the feds and try to get back what was purloined from them.
>>70206837
literally every movie ever
>>70207088
A Team? RED?
1. (Because im not creative) A fun musical with an ok romantic story and black face
2. Jew gets cucked and is the only person to not die.
A dean of an ivy league school tries to prevent a domestic terrorist group on his campus.
>>70207198
Kindergarten cop
>>70207198
Animal House
A former member of an elite division of the Marines especially trained for search and destroy missions goes into the forest to get the bad guys and save a girl.
A team of specialists make a daring escape from a trapped box.
>>70207323
Prestige
A down on his luck guy makes the girl of his dreams and finds he later at his new job. His boss and a meddling guard try to kill her.
>>70204323
That would make it pretty difficult to buy one then.
A man is unable to stop the world from ending eventhough there's 3 of him
A robot in Central Park.... autumn passes.
