>Ruins Sarah Connor
>Now wants to ruin Bond
What's wrong with her?
>>70171171
she's not a person but ratherly a product of purely concentrated feminism in the shape of a person
she's far from the first egomaniac in love with her own fame, and she won't be the last
>>70171171
I swear to God if this happens and she's chosen over Blunt...
>want to be the first female
>to do something men have made famous and successful
>feminism
She's delusional and thinks she's actually Daenerys IRL
>WE ARE NOT MEN
Ha, good one.
>>70171171
How will SJWs react if a woman is chosen instead of a black man? Wouldn't that be white washing? But if a black man gets the part, isn't that sexism?
>>70171171
>People unironically believe Sony would risk their only profitable film franchise by casting a woman or black guy
>first female Bond
Why bitches so dumb?
>>70171375
>people unironically believe Sony has half a brain
>>70171171
Clarke a shit
james blob
>>70171375
Those joints and wrists are going to hurt him sooo much when he grows old...
>>70171171
She can play Q desu
First female AND plus-size Bond? No thanks.
me on the right
Post source you complete fucking faggot
literally perfect
>>70171171
>"Emilia you need to work out if you want to be the first female Bond!"
>"SHUT UP YOU SEXIST PIG!"
>keeps shoving hamburgers down her throat
>"ALL MEN MUST FUCKIN' DIE!"
Can't wait to see her fat folds flap as she tries to punch her way through a bunch of henchmen.
>>70171171
>The name is Bulk, Jane Bulk
>>70171509
god I forgot how beautiful kate beckinsale is
>>70171171
>female
>Bond
>>70171609
Will she ask for a burger instead of a martini?
>>70171509
Can Lily come out and play, Mrs Beckinsale?
>>70171725
Yes. Still shaken not stirred though; we don't want to break tradition too much.
>>70171609
Even worse in motion
>>70171171
Women naturally like to ruin male spaces.
>>70171884
burginator: lardnesys
>>70171884
>>70171171
Nope. She doesnt have the class needed. I am all for a female bond, might be cool, but not her in a million years. Female bond has to be that assertive, pantyhose kind
>>70171171
And here lies the problem with the current state of mainstream film:
>Why tarnish a pre-existing, beloved brand based on a Scottish white male for some social equality points?
>Why try to remake so much shit when you could make new products?
>Why not fucking make your own female film about a Bond-esque spy?
>Would that not be more respectful to Bond fans who prefer the classic cast image?
>Would that be the more demonstrative feminist example, that women can be just as good at that type of role/being independent and cool WITHOUT having to syphon off of something that has already accomplished these things with a man?
>female bond
Why not just a female spy??? Bond's maleness is fairly important to the character.
>>70172039
>>70172057
because brand recognition makes $$$$
>>70171171
>takes over one of the previously finest portrayals of a genuinely tough, physically strong woman and shows up to filming as a flabby tub of shit that can't even fire a prop gun without instinctively closing her eyes when she's supposed to be aiming
Bond is a feminizer, not a fat slut that can't act her way out of a paper bag.
>>70172096
I already knew the answer asking all these questions : (
When all characters in all movies and franchise inevitably become black women, what will they ask for next?
>>70172205
Crippled black women
>>70172232
Crippled lesbian black women
>>70172205
Black women who used to be men who still are sexually attracted to women who are confined to a wheelchair and are immigrants
>>70172298
Crippled lesbian black women who are devout followers of Judaism and have downs syndrome
>>70172298
hey you cis shitlord, what's with the transphobia?
>>70172096
And killing the brand kills the $$$$ flow.
So maybe you get one big cash injection, but then the well runs dry because you poisoned it.
>>70171375
>"It’s not a democracy,” Mendes said, noting that producer Barbara Broccoli “decides who is going to be the next Bond, end of story.”
It's not Sony's decision anyway, it's EON Productions' right to choose.
>>70172338
Crippled lesbian black women who are devout followers of Judaism, have downs syndrome, autism and a conjoined muslim trans-brother
Jane Bomb. 008 - licence to kill franchises.
>>70171464
BUT LOOK AT DEM TRICEPS BRUH
>>70171171
>female Bond
new memes every week
>>70171238
i thought that was jlaw and or scarlett
THE BREAKER OF BONDS, DAENS BONDS
>>70171238
>>70171247
>>70171282
>>70171285
>>70171607
>>70171910
>would you like to play Bond?
>that would be swell, and I would love Leonardo DiCaprio as my Bond boy, tee hee
>gossip magazine picks this up and turns it into a headline
>you faggots eat it up every time
>>70171171
Her alone didn't ruin Sarah Connor though.
3 times it's been tried and failed. Terminator movies without James Cameron are simply blasphemy.
>>70172767
yeah but while 3 and salvation were just bad. genesis is downright painful to watch
>>70172669
but scarlet has big boobs, cannot be a feminist
>>70171171
If you convincingly beat the shit out of someone with pugilism, you can't be bond, why is this such a difficult concept to grasp
>>70172338
White men who identify as crippled, black, lesbian, muslim women with Cerebral Palsy.
>>70171238
no wonder her shape is round then
>>70171171
You know what? Good. Let her try Jane Bond. It's really a win-win situation. If it's good, fans and feminists will be happy. If bad, it's just another bad Bond movie among several other bad Bond movies. Only that we will never have to put up with this Jane Bond bullshit again.
>>70171609
melted butter, not stirred
>>70171725
Give me a burger; hold nothing.
>>70171375
>people unironically believe Sony is smart
but guise, james is a boys name
>5'2
>Bond
Get the fuck out.
>>70171171
She's Hollywood's reckoning.
>>70172851
>but scarlet has big boobs
Not anymore. She lost them around the time she did Iron Man 2.
>>70177172
Not any more, shitlord.
http://www.celebuzz.com/2016-02-05/ryan-reynolds-blake-lively-baby-daughter-name-james/
>>70172448
>craig
>bond
>DO IT, I WANT TO SEE THIS
Purely soo it can flop and we can never question the sex and race of Bond again.
>>70171171
She has to be insane.
>>70171171
>ruin Bond
Bond was ruined a long time ago when he stopped being a charming spy who served his country and became a violent lunatic drunk.
