Best girl edition
1st for King Azor Jon
>she will never marry you
y liv
Ha HA! Hey, guise! I just wanted to be a part of this fahhhhbulous 57th Game of Thrones thread, this week! It's, like, the fun that, like, just keeps on GIVING!!!11!!!1
Where are all my GOTBROS at? High faivehs! I like, soooooo love that dragon chick and all the swords and naked bums and stuff lolol XD I'm so KOOKY ha HA!1
Guise you wanna watch the next one with me and we can cheer as the patriarrrchy gets smashediddlyashed by the dragonlady and all the girls (gurlpowah!) show how stronk they are? Ha ha oh MAN I'm high on LIFE!11!1 XD rofl ^_^
>>70167724
ITS OK THE ARYANS ARE COMING
>Then run, Prince Rhaegar, run away with me
nth for the Land of Always Winter
>>70167884
STANNIS LIVES AND WILL RETURN IN EPISODE 9 WITH AN ARMY OF SELLSWORDS PROVIDED BY THE IRON BANK AND NORTHERNS.
HE WILL SAVE JON'S ARMY JUST AS THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL LOOKS LOST.
GET READY TO BEND THE KNEE, FAGGOTS.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
did it leak again
Will we ever see rhaegar on screen?
So can someone explain the theon=AA/PWWP theory?
First for Urine Gayboy claiming da salt frone but his niece and nephew stole his fleet unu let's go murder em >:D
First for Memor Memeai first of her meme, memes of the memers and the first meme, memer of the meme, the meme, memer of memes.
>>70167838
Meera <3
>cast her
first for best gurl
>>70167919
I wanna see more of this place, looks based and comfy as fuck
>>70167838
>her face when i 'slip'.
>>70167924
Q: What's black and screams?
A: Harvey Price answering the iron.
So whats north of Lands of Always Winter?
>>70167949
young cat
this is the worst thread on /tv by far
>>70167937
Work on your pelvic floor
>>70167925
Stannis will burn on a cross. D&D keep humilating him even after his death
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS HE?
D&D YOU HACKS I NEED CLOSURE
NO NAO WEETENDS
Post the webm
You know the one...
>>70167938
>>70167951
Shes a feminist, kys
>>70167933
>Dany supporting jew
daily reminder that Melly is the superior red priest
>>70167964
the shadowlands and asshai
>>70167933
Oh... she looks so comfy, she must be digesting a tiny man whole and alive inside her stomach
>>70167985
Joffers probably did him in
Threadly reminder that Jon is Gurms Sauron.
>>70167951
>that nose
im gonna throw up
>>70167838
if Bran can't walk, how does he poop? does he have Meera slide his pants down, lift him up and hold him white he poops? does she help him pee? please I need to know this, it's important.
>>70167954
The Others are great duellists. I want to see how young Others learn how to fight with blade and spear. I'm imagining them training on a huge ice lake like in Batman Begins, just way more intense and rough
>>70168010
Sauce?
>>70167933
FUCK
>>70167945
I want to see her gangraped so badly.
>ETCHYBATSU
Friendly reminder that this is the average fan of Game of Thrones
so the dothraki will invade westeros only to become fodder for the wights?
>>70168042
in my house
like literally right now
>>70168025
Think again.
First for Stannis, the one true husbando/king of Westeros
>>70167997
I want to protect that smile
So when does this cancerous general decelerate? When yuros go to sleep or burgers?
>>70168010
>posting Carice
>not conducting vague business at your place with her
>>70168063
Who else would you rather have?
>>70168097
This really gets funnier each time you post it
>>70168063
Historical pottery. Bravo gurm.
>>70168037
Also how do they craft their armor? Do they mine? What do they eat?
>>70168043
Wish I could anon
>>70168135
They take it from the dead
>>70168057
Don't you fucking dare to drag based Joey into this. Joey isn't a fucking normalfag cancer that needs to be killed. He is love.
This is the average GoT show fan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkqIswG71RY
>>70168141
What's the best way to make these webms, i.e. extract a clip from a matroska file and convert/export it as a webm?
>>70167881
;_;
>>70168141
I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BADLY
>>70168165
I just use Webm for Bakas
>>70168010
dat Asshai
>>70168178
you do not have the required amount of shekkels to enter that vagina
Highgarden !!!
>Fly, you fool
>woooosshh
What did he mean by this
>>70168178
Me too anon
>>70168221
He wanted Bran to summon the eagles to fly to Mordor
>we will never see him playing Jon Connington
why live
>>70167919
>we will never learn about WW culture
Why live?
They fucked up.
>you will never climb the chaosh laddah with littlefinger
how do you cope with this
>>70167949
Young Lysa
>>70168155
That girl at 3:25 with the white pink-ish hair looks so pissed and sad, as if it was that big surprise and shocking event on par with the Red Wedding. The show is for these kind of people now, the kind who will be surprised every fucking time no matter how many stupid deaths D&D throw at us in every episode.
>>70168273
YOU JUST KNOW
>>70168261
Theons finger wasnt cut off
>>70168257
what culture? they are clearly just magic human zombies whos only identity is being evil man murderers instead of something actually interesting.
>>70168294
kit only likes high born scottish pussy bro
>>70168261
They've fucked so many things up by now you have to accept that the show's a complete mess and enjoy it for what it is or stop watching
wait a minute...
hol up...
dude...
are you saying that D&D are incompetent at what they are doing...?
...no way!
>Ned is disarmed
>Dayne throws one of his swords at Ned's feet
>"I'm not striking an unarmed man, pick it up, Lord Stark, you'll die as you lived
>get stabbed in the neck
>>70167985
In the first book, the one cat Arya couldn't catch was 'an old black tom.' GRRM describes it as looking like it's been around the block a few times. A few chapters later, he talks about the Targaryen children who were murdered during the sack of King's Landing and he says that the princess had a little black kitten she went everywhere with.
Robert had been king for 15 years, so I always took that to imply the old black cat was the princess's young kitten, grown up.
>>70168155
Sexy aloof blond is so hot
Wonder if she's a screamer or a moaner
>>70167933
>>70168141
I sometimes wonder how many hot Jewesses were murdured during the Holocaust
>>70168299
Yes it was, as shown in pic related.
>>70168256
We will never have the best Jon in the show
>tfw it will take 75 years before we had a faithful adaptation of asoiaf
>>70168301
That's racist. The Other's culture has had 8000 years to develop and is clearly far more advanced than the kingdoms of man (who are clearly no better than ISIS in their methods of governance, with all the beheadings and burnings)
>>70168350
95% chance she is a lesbian
>>70168343
Stop posting this, it makes me sad for what could have been.
>tfw thinking about White Walker culture and life in the far north
>they seem like more interesting and even better people than R'hllor worshipping death cultists and dragon conqueror shits
>tfw I'm rooting for Ice in the coming war
Does anyone actually like Sam? Fat, weak character that actually manages to survive a fucking white walker and 10 solid punches to the face xd;);)
>>70168273
damn i wanna rub my dick along her flabby arms
>>70167838
>>70168379
I would convert her
so now that the dust has settled and season 6 is a 3/10... what are your predictions for season 7 m'bros?
>>70168391
he's a cuck
>>70168391
I don't mind him, the actor does a great job playing a massive craven pussy.
>>70168389
Every non-retarded person is, anon
We will cheer on our king as he penetrates the normies favorites
>>70168416
It will be a 1/10
>>70168343
Seeing as Dayne was kind enough the let the Smiling Knight, a fucking criminal, get a new sword it felt so fukcing annoying seeing him go to strike down an unarmed Ned.
>>70168095
Don't you have memes to post?
>>70168391
LOL I'M STILL FAT EVEN THOUGH I LIVE ON RATIONS AND YOU BURN 3000+ CALORIES PER DAY IN COLD CLIMATES :^))))))))))
![1463983354747[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/voU4A0s.png "1463983354747[2].png")
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70168465
ITS GENETICS SHITLORD
>Whuttatmeanz
What did he mean by this?
Reposting my challenge to /got/ posters
Find me a better actor on the show than this man.
>>70168480
nice, keep trying to force this meme, it will totally work after you post it 200 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiN6NDmONFM which mother is ramsay talking about?
fuck this show
>>70168465
He's tight and muscular in the books at this stage.
>>70168496
He is, though
>>70168437
>literally one dimensionalebil frost man
Why do you like him again?
>>70168496
Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
>>70168416
You can't prove it's a 3/10 though
>>70168499
I don't even know what the fuck that quote is from. I wish he'd go.
>>70168496
>>70168496
I can only think of Charles Dance, but that man is a living legend.
>>70168523
Morelike:
>Charles Dance slaps your ass, what do you do?
He's a poof
>>70168510
Not really.
There have been mentions of his pants becoming too wide for him and shit like that, but he's still seen as fat.
So I'm guessing he did lose weight, just not enough
who /twowarts/ here?
>>70168393
she was so pretty then :( what happened
>>70168496
are you foockin' kidding me?!
>>70168496
>>70167905
Aryans are evil makes sense
>>70168350
>tfw you will never hear her screamnonstop and she won't stop even if you slap her. Somehow the screams continue even if you strangle her to death.
Why even live?
>>70168555
>shaved balls
>>70168523
He's up there, but he's not better, at least not in /got/. He hasn't had to show such a wide range of emotions and play two different personalities.
>>70168540
Haven't seen enough of him to comment, because he isn't in GoT enough.
>>70168555
LITTLE
>>70168560
a fookin legend
>>70168587
WHITE
>>70168587
BRAVOOSI
>>70168523
Kneel and swear fealty to my liege lord.
/r/ they said that i could be anything so i became a god bran version
Why not keep this BloodRaven design during present day conversations?
Then have Max von Sydow appear as Bloodraven during visions, teh same way Bran isnt a cripple
>>70168577
going to fap to that fantasy right now
>>70168586
How is playing two different personalities that impressive though? That's basically the job of an actor. Not saying he's bad, he's really not, but I'm curious.
>>70168513
>godlike aesthetics
>Aryan blue eyes
>BTFO the treeniggers who gave him a retarded origin
>portable UAV with his hands
>hijacks visions
>earthquake attacks
>nonverbal banter
>/fa/ as fuck
>/fit/ as fuck
>master ruseman
That's off the top of my head, ask me later when I have time to properly think
>>70168178
>tfw when she will never sit on your face and spin until your face erodes into literally nothing
Why even live?
>>70168610
>>70168617
UNCIRCUMCISED
>>70168587
>>70168610
>>70168617
>>70168586
>Promise me, Ned
>>70168496
https://youtu.be/jWdG5iUGz4Q
I mean, is this not some of the best acting you've seen on the show? The man can show so much with just his facial expressions
>>70168569
Oy vey
>>70168667
The wall just got 10ft higher
>>70168667
Would have made a great Ellaria
Where did Jon got his new pretty stark dress? Also why mens use dresses in game of thrones? They all look like pretty ladies.
>>70168676
Easily the best scene in the show.
But smug Dany or Peter "I'M ACTING!" Dinklage will always get the plaudits.
>>70168659
WHO HAVE TEAH YOU THAT TURD?
>>70168676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlgIjf2jdg
that's a way better scene IMO, highlights his acting skill much better as well.
>>70168633
Yes, but to play two different personalities to perfection on the same show just shows his wide range of acting talent and acting diversity.
Plus the fact that he almost effortlessly switches from one to the other, as shown at the end of season 5.
THE DEFENDER OF THE VALE
Cast her
>>70168659
>>70168726
Kings Landing Whore #4
WHAT I LACK IN HEIGHT, I MAKE UP FOR IN APPETITE
POST PICTURES OF THE PRETTIEST MALE ACTOR IN THE SHOW
>>70168523
thank him
>>70168726
Who is this fluid druid?
>>70168761
WHUTTHATMEENZ
>>70168726
>you will never cast her in a Brazilian scat swapping video in which you're also acting where they cut your wiener off and cook it with their feces as if it were brownies with raisins in it
>>70168765
Jamie obviously
>>70168761
>the play actors look more like the book descriptions than the real actors
why do D&D mock us so?
>>70168581
>he doesn't shave his balls
>>70168496
Davos, Tywin, Stannis, Roose, Faith's nutjob leader, Robert Baratheon...
These are all the characters that I think are better acted or at least on par with Theon Greyjoy.
>>70168761
>But the proper succession
That's me
>The rightful ascinetion
That's me!
Who else bursted out laughing at that scene?
The whole play was GOAT tier.
>>70168799
You idiot
>>70168715
1:45
>"Who are you?"
That's look of someone who is being torn apart by his identity issues
>>70168805
>Mark Addy
This is a /got/ meme. He's not an 10/10 actor he's just charismatic and good at his part
>>70168804
>in a medievalish setting
How do you go from this...
>>70168841
to this..?
GRRM WILL READ A TWOW CHAPTER TODAY
WHICH POV WOULD YOU LIKE HIM TO READ
I WANT MY DAMPHAIR!!!!
When Alfie Allen's (Theon from Game of Thrones) real life sister Lily showed him the music video she made about him on her laptop, Alfie became so enraged that he took her computer and threw it out the window. Alfie then proceeded to domestically abuse his sister so hard that he fractured her jaw in two places. What ensued were court battles, in where Lily got an out of court settlement of 2million not to press further charges. When asked if it was worth it, Alfie replied "I don't look back on my mistakes, I only look forward. I did the crime, and I paid the iron price for it."
>>70168830
It's also a much better directing/writing- the dialogues make sense, the acting is great and it shows the struggle of the character rather than wasting 5 minutes of screen time on fart jokes/cock jokes/ le funny dwarf memes.
>>70168715
Yeah, that's a fantastic scene too, anon. The man dominates every scene he's in.
>>70168863
>tfw he will never shudoosth me with the irun freet
Whe even live?
>>70168841
>mads mikkelsen will never play euron
>ray stevenson will never play victarion
bravo D&D
bravo HBO
bravo
>>70168863
Nailed it!
>>70168874
Stannis, of course...
>>70168874
Source?
>>70168874
what is the origin of this pic
>>70168874
Great I had no idea what to do for supper hopefully I'll get some new ideas.
>>70168926
A Game of Thrones
>>70168897
Lily Allen's a cunt though.
>>70168897
It's funny how at one point she was an up and coming star, and he was a literally who. Now it's the opposite way around.
>>70167939
I just copied this from a thread last year
>tfw Theon is Azor Ahai
>not just the Prince of Winterfell but the Prince who was Promised
>during aCoK red star flies over when Theon goes to Pyke
>born amidst salt (his Iron Islands baptism; reborn) and smoke (burning of Winterfell; reborn as Reek)
>Melly "sees only Snow" because she's seeing Ramsay, not Jon, assuming Ramsay is Azor rather than the feeble looking Reek by his side
>Melly "sees snow" (uncapitalized) after Theon and Jeyne have escaped Winterfell and are in the blizzard
>begins to look like a dragon after becoming Reek (white hair, valyrian trait)
>Vic's hand foreshadowed Greyjoys being healed by R'hllor- Stannis will bring Reek to the godswood and he will be reborn again as Theon, then injuries healed by Melly's sorcery in an attempt to give stannis a powerful soldier- theon has been dead a long time but he is a physical incarnation of what is dead may never die
>the dragon has three heads- Theon's three births.
>in having three lives, theon will also be lightbringer- he died the first time (Theon), he died the second time (Reek), but the third time, the weapon glowed with light (Azor)
>theon's name theme will be ongoing ("You have to know your name") he needs to learn his true name, Azor Ahai
>grrm hates the cliche "true hero" idea, jon is too obvious, theon does horrible things and is weak making it surprising
>if anything, theon's opposite, the other outcast of winterfell, jon snow, will be geared towards being a heroic character and end up becoming the night's king, after being betrayed by the watch and seduced by the Others as others have speculated
>the final battle will be fought between the two sons of winterfell, the two brothers of Robb, neither a stark. but a bastard and a turncloak ward
>it fits
>>70168874
i haven't read any of the released chapters and i don't plan on reading them until the book is released
sample chapters are the literary version of cuckoldry
>>70168897
Bullshit.
If this is true, the man has just gained even more of my respect.
>it's a the White Walkers are coming and nobody cares episode
>>70168936
i will kill you
Handsome guys in the show ranking
>10_Lancel Lannister
>9_Theon Greyjoy
>8_Ramsey Bolton
>7_Ned Stark
>6_Robb Stark
>5_Tommen Baratheon
>4_Daario
>3_Arthur Dayne
>2_Loras Tyrell
>1_Jon Snow.
>>70168261
>>70168356
From what I remember Ramsay was pressing into it with a knife or sharp implement.
He never actually cut it off.
>Dragons are just forces of nature, it's not their fault when they eat a kid, it's just them being an animal!
>Dragons are smarter than humans, they know several languages and have instincts we can't even begin to comprehend!
pick one. either they're wild beasts or they're evil creatures.
why is it so garbage compared to the books bros?
Euron GayJoy
Which character is the biggest jew?
>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”
>>70168969
He was doing that to make him beg to cut it off
Davos will kill Melisandre. I believe we've known this for a long time: because Mel saw it in her flames.
Mel tells Stannis that the future casts many shadows. She says she saw Renly's host smash Stannis at King's Landing, and so encourages Stannis to kill Renly using subtler means to avoid that particular future.
But what if she's wrong? What if the future casts no shadows, has only one path? Renly's army doesn't smash Stannis, but an army led by a man in Renly's armor does, and that was what Mel saw all along.
Mel has Davos arrested after his return from the Blackwater because he plans to stab her. How does she know? She saw it in her flames. She thinks this is a warning, that she may avoid her fate. But it's just an image of the inevitable future - what will happen when Davos finds out Melisandre burned Shireen (which I expect to happen in the books still, though likely under a different context).
Davos will kill Melisandre because she's seen it in her flames, and the flames do not lie.
>>70168874
what do you mean by this?
>>70168965
>Tommen "triple chin butter face" Baratheon
>handsome
ayyyy lmao
>>70169002
Littlefinger
Predictions for tonight's episode?
So what's the deal with "the deep ones"?
>>70168676
still my favorite scene of the entire show
>we'll never have those season 1 feels again
>>70168805
>Dillane
This is a /got/ meme. He's not a 10/10 actor
>>70168965
1. jaime
2. robb
3. jon
4. jorah for old man handsomeness
5. ned
this post brought to you by NO HOMO
>>70169019
>>>/reddit/
>>70169040
it fits
>>70168911
I want to fuck dabid benioff,he's cute af omg
>>70168965
You have bad taste in men fampai, better leave that kind of stuff to the real homos.
>>70168965
>Arthur Dayne not an automatic number one.
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>70169002
Sam
>>70168918
>He want to experience Stannis death through is own PoV.
Why hurting yourself ?
>>70169032
Lancel will tell Jaime about fucking Cersei, Bran sees younger Jaime kill the Mad King
Why doesn't bloodraven have one eye?
Why doesn't bloodraven have the raven birthmark?
>>70169002
Illyrio
>>70169067
>Lancel will tell Jaime about fucking Cersei
and moonboy for all i know
>>70168965
>no Stannis
dropped
>>70169019
>How does she know?
Are you retarded or something? Your son died as a zealot thanks to this spoopy red woman, and you barely made it out alive, are you expecting Davos to just "oh you had my son killed?' its fine m8, thanks
>>70169079
He's not Bloodraven in the show he's the Three Eyed Raven, a similar but different character
He's 1000 years old rather than 100 for example
>>70169079
>a thousand eyes and one
>has two
Nailed it.
>>70168905
They'd have to kill them off in 3 episodes to afford them
At least that's what I tell myself
>>70169039
Robb has ugly lips ,ruins his face for me and Jaime is old too many wrinkles I can't see what colors are his eyes.
>>70169006
kek
>>70168969
He did. Here's the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mux3sFQ46Ck
At 5:20, Theon says "Please, cut it off, cut it off, cut it off!"
In the Moat Cailin scene at 0:34, we can see that his finger is clearly missing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlgIjf2jdg
They just fucked up, desu. I'm surprised no one else has noticed it.
>>70169118
ray stevenson hasn't really done anything since dexter and he's worked with hbo before
mads is a different story, he'd probably be the highest paid actor on the show if they got him
>>70169028
His chubby face is adorable imo
>>70169162
he looks like a cunt, and probably is and has one.
>>70169182
yfw the kid who plays joffrey is a nice guy irl
yfw the kid who plays tommen is probably a complete cunt
>>70169028
>denying Dean's utter beauty
>>70169182
Wow D+D should hire you with that witty banter. You could do the writing for Tyrion.
Varys is running Meereen for Dany and Dany still hasn't met Varys at all yet kek
>>70169182
are you gay?
Tommen is cute
>>70169084
>muh bald old men
End yourself, degenerate
>>70168097
Carice is at my house right now...
>>70169156
>ray stevenson hasn't really done anything since dexter and he's worked with hbo before
He was Blackbeard on the last season of Black Sails, fampai
>>70169182
Well you are probably just jealous of him ,he's dating the girl who played myrcella Baratheon ...
>>70169152
>seasons 5+ take place in a non canon alternate universe
I suddenly feel at ease
>>70169230
haven't watched it
is it any good?
>tfw Benjen tonight
Waited so long for this moment. Can't wait bros.
Feed me predictions for tonight's episode
>>70169279
Where has he been for 5 years?
>>70169196
Post more pictures of this handsome bastard pls :3
>>70169284
Nothing is going to happen
>>70169279
says who?
>>70169290
Gallivanting
>>70169268
Lot better than GoT, anon
>>70169290
Raising Caster's boys
Is Cersei thinking Margaery is sleeping with Loras the biggest case of projection in the series?
>>70168761
the tits are so diffrent
which ones are CGI?
>>70169237
Maybe she pegs his little fag cunt.
>>70169204
you sound like the kind of guy who likes arya "retarded dwarf with downs syndrome"
>>70169290
burying horns and stuff
>>70169303
Who else is it gonna be?
