CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
>>70151218
Its my meme and I want it now
>>70151218
877 CASH NOW
>>70151218
>>70151284
Are you paid per thread or per post?
>>70151218
niiiiice. checked
>>70151284
has anybody ever called this number or gotten the service?
does it work? are they helpful?
>>70151461
Fucking hell. How old is this?
>>70151284
877 CASH NOW
>>70151453
it's a scam. you give them the deed to your house, they give you money, if you don't pay them back with insane interest, they take your house.
Goodnight sweet prince
LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH
>>70151503
i remember seeing it in the mid 90s
>>70151570
Did someone say youtube kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oj-iQNXKQ
it was a better time
before everyone kid ws a faggot that was triggered by everything
>>70151218
I'll call now.
>>70151632
I never get a chance to use this image.
>ywn read a zoobooks
WHO'S AGITATIN' MY DOTS?
>These children aren't French, they're American
Prove it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oel0zjpKCwE
WHAT TIME IS IT?
>>70151797
YOU AGITATIN' MY DOTS?
>watching based Steve Wilkos
>CALL THE 7s! 777-7777!
>>70151826
is that muzzy?
you remember my number dont you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
>>70152310
Oh god fuck these commercials and their catchy songs
>>70152310
HOLY FUCK
You're sitting on the couch and you're watching TV, and you're life is passing you by.
>>70152089
CASH?
>>70152310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69mzA-3xE-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJQQux0TF0
>>70151623
the fact that they STILL play this exact commercial amazes me
>>70151855
this takes me back
>you may be entitled to a large cash award
WHO YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN
>>70152310
It might be because they used to show this all the time during adult swim, but I always associate it in my head with the programming schedule song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsMcjhM0fg
>>70152413
LOOK AT YOU MAN. I SEE YOU SITTIN ON THAT COUCH, BOUT TO ROLL UP THAT BIG OL NASTY ASS STICKY ASS STEMMY ASS STREEBO. WATCHIN MAURY POVICH. THAT REMINDS ME, BITCH I AM NOT THE FATHER.
>Now it's time for the Pizza Head Show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3MbbQhZfq4
whatever happened to product Jingles?
they sort of stopped being a thing past the 90's/early 00's
>>70151218
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW!
>>70151855
>click
>suddenly remember the entire commerical word for word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsWn8Ls1y8o
I'm working for an hourly wage
I went to high school, didn't do great
still I gotta make more cash
more education is what I'm looking at
when I get a degree
I will make a bigger salary
so now I've got to see
which college is right for me
I went on the Internet
and found Education
Con-nec-tion
I took some free tests
to find out my direction
I'm taking my classes online
getting my degree on my own time
Education Connection matched me
with the right college for free
Get connected for free (free)
with Education Connection
Get connected for free (free)
with Education Connectio
I kind of miss commercials now that I use Netflix/Hulu/Torrents and don't see them anymore.
>Local comic book shop had a commercial in the 90s where the fat owner was dressed up like Thor talking to his Iron Man customer
Somehow he's still in business and even moved to a bigger store, I should ask him about that commercial.
>>70153087
did anyone ever use this? What was this service for anyway? Just looking for colleges?
>>70153103
I fucking hate how they do commercials on Hulu. It's always the same four or five commercials over and over again, and I get sick of them to the point where I'm pissed off at whatever they're trying to sell. I've seen this commercial what feels like hundreds of times now, while marathoning MXC andOne Piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGIZt1YOCwI
I'M RONI DEUTCH!
>>70151757
I did and they were actually very informative.
>>70151916
>777-7777
There's a local taxi company whose number is all sixes. I can only assume they did that intentionally so that drunk bastards can still get rides.
That commercial where the grown woman sings "If I only had a brain."
>>70153396
I would imagine it's a service that connects you to for-profit vocational schools.
>>70153856
>WATCHING One Piece
You wouldn't get away with it here
You shouldn't get away with it at home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tevkM-vPqLY
GUESS IT'S TIME TO STOP BEATING MY WIFE, THANKS TV
>>70151573
>mfw I was a kid and I thought that was Neumann from Seinfeld
>>70151757
>mfw people constantly trying to get me to use new world monkeys but i staunchly refuse
>>70153915
Me too, and I eventually passed them down to my brother, and he eventually passed them down to my sister's kids. Zoobooks are the shit.
>>70153856
>>70154441
Is it bad that I laughed out loud at both commercials as soon as the dude started cursing?
BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM
>>70154694
never liked this one
this was for skittles, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YxxKESrH10
>>70154771
Starbust actually but you were close
>>70152413
Didn't they get sued and shut down?
>>70154694
God, I wanted to kick that faggot's ass.
Speaking of faggots
>>70153856
Kumail is the biggest one in this.
I've seen this commercial a few times on TV, and even that's been enough.
>Not signing up for infinite free 1-month commercial-free trials of Hulu
All you need is multiple emails and prepaid cards/paypals. just remember to cancel your sub before it ends. $12 saved.
SO MY KIDS DON'T HAVE TO FORAGE
>>70151757
Zoo books were my shit
>>70151797
>Nextel was bought out
Who will agitate his dots now
>>70151671
Fuck this guy though
>tfw binder & binder helped me get my autism bux
They dealt with the government I have enough to worry about.
ONE DAY ONE NIGHT SATURDAY'S ALRIGHT ONLINE'S JUST FINE NIGHTTIME ANYTIME GET YOUR DEGREE SET YOURSELF FREE NATIONAL AMERICAN UNIVERSITY
>>70151218
For a great set of dubs you can see online, go to /tv/ and save some time
fuck wrong picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bbFmZIdlBw
Well /tv/? Will you do it right now?
IT'S MY AIRCRAFT AND I NEED IT NOW
>>70155170
THE GENERAL?
>>70154852
>forgot to cancel and was paying for hulu for several months without realizing it
I'm a fucking idiot
>>70155170
Why does he have a penguin with him all the time?
![free-credit-report-guy1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oRChECh.jpg "free-credit-report-guy1[1].jpg")
F-R-E-E that spells FREE, Credit Report.com baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm7lhFkEijY
>>70152310
This was just a scam to get your Social Security number right?
>>70155406
what happened to these guys?
>>70155467
http://creditcardforum.com/blog/what-happened-to-the-free-credit-report-band/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVybJmtMFA
CAUSE I'M YOUR LADY
>>70155406
Carlets when will they learn?
>>70151218
I miss being a NEET and watching this commercial
>>70155323
Happened to me before too, but I always catch it the day I get charged, call up and ask for a refund, which they're more than willing to do if you ask nicely and it's been less than 24 hours.
>>70155564
TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMF7nMhYwXo
ATTENTION PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS OF YOUNG CHILDREN
>>70155228
Shit, now I need to call them. I've really let that guy down.
![CC0iyT7UEAAFQhd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/svJDNVz.jpg "CC0iyT7UEAAFQhd[1].jpg")
ME WANT HONEYCOMB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJzJ2W0WmQA
>>70155740
What kind of animal was that?
>>70155765
I always thought it was a porcupine
>>70155406
Where's the first one? In the fish restaurant? That was always the catchiest one.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eDqTh9x.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE
>>70155809
here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDUDe3ggqk
this one was always my favorite though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFetnwF5Oc8
>>70155809
The one I posted was the first one released as far as I remember. The fish one came much later.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
>>70155857
Nope, the pirate restaurant one was first.
Too much nostalgia today from these commercials and Disney channel movies. Reminds me I once had a childhood and wasn't always a loser.
>>70155740
>tfw they changed honeycomb to a "healthier" recipe that made it taste like cardboard
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkAKkpitPUw
>>70155935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-upkWp_d0
>>70155928
This.
It's hard to be a failure as a kid.
What's a memorable older McDonalds commercial? One from the 'put a smile on' days.
START THE DAY WITH A SPLASH
>>70156029
>>70156065
ENJOY YOURSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB5JX7FOtPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_MUhI-0jUY
This shit was all over late night cable.
>>70156065
A E S C T H E T I C
NOTHING, can replace, Brad!and then Liberty Mutual called
>>70152565
This commercial brought me down from panic attacks on at least four different occasions. It's a sickeningly comfy cozy 50s-60s style jingle
ROCK CRUSHERS
DIRTY DUMP TRUCKS
COLOSSAL CRANES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX5N46djwDE
Does anyone remember that Above the Influence commercial with the dog telling the guy weed is bad for him? It was made to look like a 6 year old drew it and they showed it on MTV constantly
i love commercial threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_PmLs1Nvs
>>70156229
>The only thing that can calm you is the comforting gaze of the Empire carpet man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTR_9Ng8bnY
>>70151757
Fuuuuuuuuck muh childhood
>>70156161
>bluray
Jesus Christ they're still around? I haven't seen these infomercials since at least 2004
>>70156143
And now weed is legal in America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAc9ozk_BpI
ONLY A DOLLAR OFF
>>70156029
I literally threw up from laughing so hard at this Mcdonalds commercial..
The way they black guy spins his leg around was too fucking funny for me as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbgao2keSjc
>>70156161
Holy fucking shit I forgot how much they showed, it's literally just porn on tv
How many millions of kids jerked it to these ads?
![fa5a078a13e5245ca945315885c4dd5c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cE0rEsR.jpg "fa5a078a13e5245ca945315885c4dd5c[1].jpg")
>>70156161
>yfw the girls gone wild guy has done multiple stints in prison and is currently on the lamb in Mexico
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_Gone_Wild_%28franchise%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Francis
>>70156447
That's a white guy
>>70156561
really? I always thought he was black. huh... really makes you think
>>70155228
Corinthian Colleges was a huge scam.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corinthian_Colleges
http://college.usatoday.com/2016/03/25/former-corinthian-colleges-to-pay-over-1b-for-defrauding-students/
>>70154535
Old World Monkeys are so much more dapper, and refined.
>>70156317
I was hoping to find the original commercials, but this is the closest one I could find on youtube.
>>70156453
I know I did.
>E! showing Wild On hosted by Brooke Burke always wearing bikinis, broken up with Girls Gone Wild commercials.
That was basically porn for me at the time. Those fuckers knew what they were doing.
>>70156595
I know exactly how you feel, that's why I mentioned it.
>>70154850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc
>>70156677
kek how the fuck have i not seen this?
>all the times he says nigga
>vagina studies
>that random spanish
>talking about cumming on a girl
They really knew their audience.
How the fuck does this place not get its shit pushed in by some governmental agency? Why have they not crucified DeVry yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e54glhuk-2I
>>70156677
>"Ay, what's that shit...like...when you a junior lawyer?"
>"Nigga, a paralegal?"
>>70156763
That guy is the voice actor for Lamar in GTA V I think
>>70151757
My school library had the full set senpai
>dat dinosaur book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o
>>70156677
Is this real?
>>70156921
it's a parody
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
>>70156904
I thought he sounded familiar.
>>70156842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2IkZZmd6RA
>>70152760
I no a girl from my high school that looked exactly like her only with green eyes and tanner skin. So fucking weird man, also she's a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujuUnqf4fCc
>>70155542
why does this look like tvtropes
why is there a credit card forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2knn8s_dgY
>>70157240
If I worked for a credit card company, 9-5 in a cubicle all day, I'd probably wanna chat in a forum about that shit at least on occasion see what's what in the world of credit cards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7I71KnRG2Q
>practicool effects
>in commercials
damn son, the times really do change.
>>70157437
That makes sense yeah
>>70156231
I had that VHS, my mom fast forwarded the genie parts
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR
>>70157760
STATE FARM IS THERE
>>70158373
AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB
>>70158385
>>70156143
Shit
This is some damn repressed level memories
>>70152310
Wasn't Justin Roiland obsessed with this chick?
>>70158413
>tfw no girl from 4 e
>>70156143
relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMAzWfxsYco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTC2Gtt_Uc
what happened to anti drug campaigns.
they seemed fairly effective in the 90's, at least- when i was growing up.
>>70158866
this is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub_a2t0ZfTs
![kurt-cobain-1024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wzwC5GC.jpg "kurt-cobain-1024[1].jpg")
>>70158866
>fairly effective in the 90s
>the decade most associated with teenage drug use and junkie culture
>>70151218
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGYBXJ2bMY
>>70158723
>>70158821
As I'm sitting here smoking a C02 vape system with marijuana oil...
>>70158866
They were mostly targeted at marijuana users, when pot was considered the gateway drug to heroin.
Now that pot is medically legal and legal in several states for recreational use, coupled with the debunking of the gateway drug theory, people gave up.
Now they just make shows like Breaking Bad to show you how stupid meth is.
>>70159192
>coupled with the debunking of the gateway drug theory
>implying
if anything its been proven, many states have a heroin problem now
>>70159248
Holy shit guys, this guy figured it out, Turns out giving legalized heroin is a gateway to heroin.
>>70151855
oh fuck thats good
>>70151756
You'll call now.
>>70151757
feel bad for your poorfag upbringing. I had them all but only cared about the skeletal/muscular pics in them
>>70156161
>You used to be able to masturbate to girls just taking their shirts off and acting slutty for attention
>>70155884
sup Chicago bro
>>70158575
niiiiiiiiice
WHERE THE FUCK IS BINDER AND BINDER
>dat hat
>>70159248
>>70159325
I wish that response was ironic. My state is looking at opening up a legalized "shooting gallery" where heroin addicts have a "safe space" to shoot up and there's a trained nurse in case they start dying.
BUT NOPE POT CAUSED THEM TO DO HEROIN TOTALLY. :^)
YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE~~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50
>>70156677
NIGGUUUUUHHHH
>>70156627
>wild on
>ggw commercials
>howard stern show
>cinemax: real sex (spliced up because I didnt get cinemax)
the extent of my fapping as a child
