His movies became box office poison, now they go straight to cable
How did the golden Jew become so loathed not just by audiences but studios too?
There will never be another big hyper Adam Sandler event movie with a 40 million plus opening
He looks fucking dead inside now, I hope that's how he feels too
He never progressed.
>>70148052
What movie went straight to DVD. That click movie was huge like my bbc
He signed a huge deal with netflix, hes stilling making that dough
>>70148052
>How did the golden Jew become so loathed not just by audiences but studios too?
The 90s came to an end.
>>70148052
>His movies became box office poison
Did they? I remember jack and kill being horrible but still over doubling it's budget
>>70148052
Not even joking, but Happy Gilmore 2 would be huge.
>>70148215
Agreed. It's his only film that non Sandler fans love too
>>70148052
Everybody finally realized they were being scammed.
>>70148119
This. Other deals too. Guy still wields mad influence. He doesn't have to be IN the movies anymore.
Bullshitting your way through life only works for so long ...
He was always kind of pathetic though.
He's the version of billy madison that never went back to school, he just kept coasting along doing the same thing.
>>70148258
Mr.Deedz, 50 first dates, and click are up there.
Sandler really needs to stop doing that "pretending to be retarded" character, his movies are best when he's just a normal guy. Billy Madison was annoying as fuck, I couldn't watch the first 10 mins of it
Jack and Jill was too blatant.
>>70148886
>Billy Madison was annoying as fuck
I bet you think Mortal Kombat on the Sega Genesis is the best game ever
>>70148750
David Spade was on Howard Stern, essentially to plug these new Netflix movies with basically Sandler's stock players from Grown Ups.
He said something likie "It's gonna be great, me, Rock, Sandler, his guitar......"
With that, my soul was crushed.
That's right, the highlight of the show:
The Hanukkah Song
Oy Vey, the ride never ends
Because they found out that his movies were incredibly cheap to make but had over-inflated budgets because he overpaid himself and his friends. It doesn't matter if they are bad, but they better be cheap and bad.
>>70149026
what I meant to say
>with a live comedy tour of basically Sandler's stock players
>>70148052
awesome dude who made it big and now he's living his dream making movies with his friends
probably the person i envy the most in hollywood
With that deal with netflix Adam Sandler gets paid tens of millions of dollars just to hang out with his friends and record it.
It must make you so mad op that he gets paid all that money and hes not even trying
>>70148052
It's easy for comics to get burned out. It's also difficult for comics to evolve past their original style.
I think it was when Pixels came out that a few of the reviews were saying that Sandler's fans have matured and moved on but he never did.
I think that's very accurate.
if you do a hundred movies people just get tired of you..the guy found lighting in a bottle five or six times what more you ask of anyone.
>>70149692
>what more you ask
To stop.
Tfw you will watch every new Sandler film for the Norm cameos
>>70149764
i just hate you
>>70148072
I literally said "Jesus, it's like he has cancer or something," while watching the Do Over.mfw he did
>>70149818
Is his talk show back?
>>70148052
because his only shtick is the borderline retarded man child persona and its funny quips
hes been doing in since he was on SNL in the 90s and it got old fast. If wanted to he could probably do more "serious" comedy but he retreats to that persona to often
>>70148886
>no big daddy
>listing click
>not liking bully Madison
Fuck off pleb
>>70150137
How was Spade?
I enjoy most his comedy
>>70150252
why are all his movies about a father?
>>70149818
I guess Sandler talked him into coming back and doing standup with him on tour again. He said there will be a Norm MacDonald Live season 3 too. Thank you based Norm.
Everyone that knows Sandler thinks he's a great guy but I just can't forgive him for the cinematic abortions he's shat onto the box office in the past few years. I guess it would make it easier to hate him if the guy was a real jerk though.
>>70150252
Is that Norm or the guy from Yo La Tengo?
>>70150190
No and it's damaging my faith in God :(
>>70150266
Spade wasn't bad, but overall the whole flick was just barely entertaining. Hardly any comedy. Laughed like twice, maybe.
>>70148052
I fucking love how needlessly triggered this guy makes people, he's so fucking based.
He can do literally anything he wants to after making punch drunk love, i'll always fucking love him.
>>70148886
>Mr Deedz
>50 First Dates
>Click
Literally shit. The best Sandler movies are objectively Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, and The Wedding Singer.
>>70150319
I'd give a leg to see him with a nightly show
>>70150319
>He said there will be a Norm MacDonald Live season 3 too
He's been saying this for a while now. He first said it would be coming back after he was done with Last Comic Standing. It's not happening.
>>70150487
It couldn't be on TV though. Norm unchained on the podcast is so great.
>>70148886
I know that feel, senpai. I rewatched some early Sandler-core and all the movies I remember liking the best are garbage. Billy Madison, Waterboy, Happy Gilmore... any title where he acts like an autistic retard ends up being 95% cringe now.
It's so godawful I just can't figure out why I thought it was good.
>billy madison is goat! ur a pleb!
Watch the following and maintain that opinion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PllrfeiVw
>>70150634
Still pretty good desu
>>70150634
I laffed.
>>70150549
http://mangrate.com/
>>70148052
His demographic was fat people with fat kids who laugh at flatulence.
They all died of heart disease = lower revenue.
Pic related.
>>70150678
>SHAMPOO IS BETTER, I GO ON FIRST AND CLEAN THE HAIR
>CONDITIONER IS BETTER, I LEAVE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOTH
>OH REALLY
>OH REALLY
Cancer.
>>70150731
get the stick out of your ass
>>70150751
Explain why it's funny, faggot.
>>70150751
Get Sandler's dick out of your mouth first.
Hating Sandler is such a pleb opinion
>>70150769
Explain why it isn't. Comedy is subjective you tumblrina /reddit9kuck/.
>>70150634
mama says your a fag
>>70150731
He's acting like a retard, nobody's pretending it's high comedy.
>>70150769
If anything it's funny because of reactions like yours.
>>70150789
Hating the pleb too
>>70150769
>>70150783
>>70150804
>can't even explain why he thinks something is funny
Adam Sandler fans, everyone.
>>70150839
t. jaded cunt
>>70150826
The retard schtick doesn't work in a vacuum, you need a straight man to pull it off. The only good scenes in these movies are when his retardation clashes with a normal person, like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec7rCsNFn30
>>70150910
>The retard schtick doesn't work in a vacuum, you need a straight man to pull it off.
says the master of comedy
>>70150634
>Billy Madison is a retarded jackass
>teacher goes from hating him to wanting to fuck him in the course of 2 scenes where he continues to be a retarded jackass
I think the only funny part of that movie was the contest at the end. It had several jokes that subvert your expectations, and the host who hates his wife played his role perfectly.
Sandler is a oven dodger.
>>70150910
Over-analyzing comedy is the real anti-comedy.
Sandler is a pleb filter.
Hating him just seems to be something people do because it's popular, fucking sheep.
>>70150933
Says every comedian since the dawn of time, faggot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man_%28stock_character%29
I'm sure he doesn't give a fuck. He can still pump out shitty movies and make bank. He doesn't care.
>>70151043
>he went to clown college
>>70150990
Hyuking it up to poopoo jokes and retard voices is the anti-comedy. People like you are why Amy Schumer is famous.
>>70148052
Is Sandler a jew name? I thought he was just white
>>70151043
autism
>>70148682
You write with ellipses on the internet and call multi-millionaires 'pathetic,' you are easily the biggest loser in this thread. Adam Sandler shits bigger than you.
>>70150946
Dude its called persistence, as long as you're not ugly or stalking her. All it takes is her to slip and start thinking "Eh, annon's kinda funny and is cute sometimes" and the seed has been planted
>>70151084
Because none of those were contemporary examples, right? Seinfeld, Frasier, The Office, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, King of the Hill, BoJack, etc etc. All turn of the century vaudevillian comedy, huh?
>>70151085
>comparing Schumer to based Sandler
hello red__!
>>70151022
Why would someone do that?
Just lie on the internet?
>>70151146
>not realizing he's the male equivalent
Hello tum__!
>>70151186
Dunno, probably to fit in, like hating Michael Bay.
>>70151196
>he thinks based Sandler has an equivalent
he is in his own league of greatness.
Schumer can never say she influenced half as many people's childhoods as comedy king.
>>70151202
Michael Bay does suck though with the exception of the first Bad Boys and Pain and Gain
>>70151144
Get over yourself, bud. Your about to have an aneurysm over someone doing silly voices and acting stupid.
>>70151229
Now, imagine every Schumer fan that says the same and also resorts to memes and attacks for their indefensible love of that hack.
That's you.
>>70151236
>hating the Rock
>>70151258
You're*
:^)
And proving you wrong doesn't hurt me at all.
>>70151266
Nope, nice try pleb.
>>70151296
Forgot that one senpai, Nick Cage is 90s kino
>>70151236
>The Rock
>Con Air
>Armageddon
Kill yourself.
>>70148052
>the epitothree
Billy Madison
The Waterboy
Happy Gilmore
>the good three
Big Daddy
Mr. Deeds
Little Nicky
>the worst three
Anger Management
Spanglish
Click
>this AS hating faggot getting BTFO
beautiful
>>70151304
>n-no, their unreasonable love for a universally hated comedian who does lowbrow shitck is ENTIRELY different than my unreasonable love for a universally hated comedian who does lowbrow shitck
That denial.
>>70151345
didn't read, nice try pleb.
>>70148258
Billy Madison
>>70151368
Good, then I win. :^)
>>70151299
Since your the expert on comedy, what are your thoughts on Tim and Eric?
>>70151328
>Armageddon
I can see some people liking that as a guilty pleasure but that movie was shit
>>70151385
good job loser
>>70148052
He's still got it.
It's a shame though he couldn't do the bear Jew role. That's could've been an epic performance, and you could tell it was made specifically for him.
Also here's another actor that needs to make a good comeback. He was hilarious in his movies, and it sucks the shriek movies are the only thing keeping him barely relevant.
Leave Sandler alone already
You have to be in a narrow age category to appreciate Adam Sandler. Over 25, and even if you grew up with it, it'll be too juvenile for you. Under 20 and it's too old for you. But 20-25? Old enough that it was part of your childhood, but young enough to think this kind of thing is funny? That's your sweet spot.
>>70151328
>tfw everyone thinks Bay directed Con Air
Being Simon West is suffering
Grandmas boy was pretty damn good.
>>70151401
>>70151401
I don't watch it. If I'm watching Cartoon Network, it's generally not to watch live action stuff.
>>70150634
Yep, still laughed. Though I do think some of his humor has an expiration date, which I haven't figured out as he doesn't seem alone in that respect.
>>70151333
>no Airheads
>no Bulletproof
>no Zohan
>>70151447
Sandler wasn't in that though, and I don't think he wrote it.
>>70150634
Jesus shit, this board has turned into a geyser of garbage people. Where did it all go so wrong, when did we fail to scare off exceptional individuals like this?
You're not being 4chan anymore, /tv/. Back in the day, this piece of dogshit would have never dared browse the board.
>>70151333
where does Punch Drunk Love fall in?
>>70151419
I wonder if they'll ever do a waynes world 3. Two was terrible.
>>70151505
I didn't see Punch Drunk Love because I'm not a girl
>>70151473
Airheads doesn't count as a Sandler because it's got two betters
>Bulletproof
wat
>Zohan
wat
>>70151469
Same thing's happening with Jim Carrey. You outgrow Billy Madison and you'll outgrow Ace Ventura.
tfw I enjoy every new sandler movie that comes out
>>70150858
t. hipster trash
>>70151333
>pretending anything in that list was worth watching
Go play in traffic.
>>70151541
punch drunk love isn't anything like you'd expect.
>>70151502
Back in the day, we'd have run off normies like you bringing up Sandler in the first place. The casualization of /tv/ was the beginning of the end.
>>70151502
It's just a newfag who thinks he knows best.
I enjoyed Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates, Billy Madison, Little Nicky, and The Longest Yard.
>>70151550
>pretending anything in that list was worth watching
>the top Waterboy
jesus christ dude
it's like you don't even like adam sandler
you just like the shit that they feed him that he can spew out of his jewish butthole that never makes cds anymore
ps eight crazy nights is too jewish for my ears
>>70151505
The one everyone forgets about. And the one that redeems Sandler from his comedic pursuits. Seriously it proves he's capable of much more acting wise.
>>70151541
>he hasn't seen Bulletproof
pleb
>>70151594
>Liking Waterboy
It's like you're arguing against your own brain damage. I bet you think kung pow is hilarious.
>>70151634
I implore you to reconsider.
>>70151605
That movie sucked though, not really Sandlers fault though
>>70151634
You lost all credibility with that Kung pow comment
What about going overboard ?
>>70151666
Satanic trips confirm
>>70151406
Yeah, I'm sure the Criterion guys have no clue what they're doing.
>>70151737
Satan is the prince of lies, though.
>>70151432
i fucking love this picture
>>70151333
Bulletproof and little Nicky are top tier Sandler movies. I would even go as far as saying those two, along with the waterboy, are pure comedykino.
>>70151634
Kung Pow is liked on /tv/ now
>>70151546
I never found Jim Carrey all that funny to begin with. I think I might have laughed when he was on In Living Color, but that was a god awful long time ago.
>>70152010
>not liking the mask
>not liking the Truman show
>not liking liar liar
Pleb.
>>70148095
Why do white people love to talk about black guys' dicks so much? It's like saying "Asians are good at math"- it's not a compliment when it reduces the whole of your existance to a stereotype. White people get to be viewed individually as these complex collections of personal experience and upbringing and physical strengths and limitations- black people get "kek, you know I heard they got pretty big dicks!" It just seems like a way to dehumanize people to a point where you no longer see them as people.
>>70152096
I liked the Truman Show, but it wasn't his usual shtick. You're right about the other two, though.
>>70152096
>tfw the truman show fucked my shit up
I genuinely thought for years someone was spying on my boring ass life
made fapping rather sneaky
>>70152138
That's called schizophrenia, Anon.
>>70152127
The fact that it wasn't his usual schtick is part of what made it good, it did the same thing that reign over me did for Adam, proved he can actually act.
>>70152188
everything is schizophrenia on the internet.
trust me watching truman show when you are young will fuck you up
>>70152205
>watches Truman Show at 2AM
>movie goes off
>pick up iPhone
>stare at front facing camera
>>70152138
I still do. When I bought my first laptop like 15 years ago with an integrated webcam, I taped over the webcam because I legitimately thought someone could be watching me through it. And I was like 15 at the time, so I shouldn't have been so retarded
>>70152304
But you were right.
>>70152336
Oh shit. Wonder if someone is trying to steal my moves
>>70152304
I did that too holy shit, though that was also due to that I read something about my govt spying through unsecure webcams or something.
>>70152304
>I legitimately thought someone could be watching me through it
That has happened since the first webcams in the 90s with various malware and RATs, when it wasn't just some unconfigured completely open camera (of which you can find lists online).
>>70152304
I was on some chat room and someone posted a link to some program you could download and access people's cameras without their knowledge. Shit we real. I kept a post it note over mine too.
>>70151071
how in the fuck is pulling that much money with all the shitty movies he's made the past 10 years? Are his shitty movies making that much money?
>tfw I hope someone is looking at me through my webcam and I stare right into it as I cum because it makes me get off harder
>>70152098
"Much Dick"
nigga netflix paid him fucking big bucks for his movies
>>70150266
I'm same way I actually enjoy David Spade and Chris Farley.
>>70148119
his straight to netflix abortion movies have 80 mio budgets. not much of that gets to the screen.
>>70152523
I do this every day
>>70150266
Spade gave a very solid performance and I am not kidding, I would put it Top 5 in Year So Far. Its almost Robin Williams in One Hour Photo tier but with a way shitter script. Still, definitely his best work since Tommy Boy.
the only people dumb enough to put energy into hating adam sandler are redditors
>>70149818
I get enough Norm from Mike Tyson Mysteries and he's thoroughly horrible in that.
>>70153626
This.
>>70154030
>anything about Mike Tyson Mysteries terrible
Pleb. The only thing even remotely bad about that show is the unresolved cliffhangers and I can live with that because it's a running gag.
>>70150252
>tfw when norm got drunk for his performance in this movie
>>70154030
>>70154087
Honestly one of like 2 shows that make me not sell my TV. I don't know why exactly, but that show gives me so many nostalgic feels. Love Norm as pigeon
>>70150486
Punch Drunk Love is the best "Sandler" movie. Happy Gilmore is the best Sandler movie.
>>70154030
He's fucking fantastic in that show. End yourself.
>>70150433
>punch drunk love
is this good?
>>70154220
It's ok, but there is only one funny part and it's about 5 minutes in.
>>70150910
he's so young
so was i
:(
>>70154220
It's excellent, don't expect a comedy though
He has all the money he will ever need and doesn't care anymore.
>>70148953
i disagree, Mortal Kombat is a good game but Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
>>70154238
fucking retard, it's not a comedy
David Foster Wallace knew this
David Foster Wallace knew this
David Foster Wallace Knew This lol
David Foster Wallace knew this.
>>70155525
>>70155537
>>70155574
>>70155599
literally who?
>>70148886
>lists 3 shit films
>shits on a good one.
Let me guess, you also like Grown Ups 2?
Sandler's best movie isShakes the Clown
>>70150718
NO MORE DRY MEAT!
>>70150634
Happy Gilmore still makes me laugh like a tard.
>>70150718
> YOUR MOUTH IS MY TOILET
>>70149330
>Terrys crews and Hurley from lost are his friends
>>70148076
did you watch Punch Drunk Love?
Click?
This nigga could've gotten better with time
>>70148682
>pathetic
>millions of dollars making shitty movies
I mean in comparison to shitposting on 4chan?
>>70152098
I think you just answered your own question.
>>70158740
>>70159472
IM CUMMING IN YOUR BUTT
Adam Sandler literally owns the Price is Right.
Every time a fat black momma guesses how much a bottle of Joy costs he gets a nickel
>>70148258
>what is big daddy
>what is click
>what is wedding singer
>what is mr deeds
Many of his 90s comedies are still held in pretty high regard.
>>70152098
>triggered
>>70150252
Fucking A. It's a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WghCJlgyKPQ
>>70148052
Fun Fact: he bought every main cast member of Grown Ups a Maserati.
>>70148052
His tryhard schtik finally wore thin.
Mall Cop took over.
Because this is no longer the 90s/early 2000s, and America's demographics have changed drastically.
I bet if you broke down the races of the movie-goers for his piece of jewy turd movies, they'd mainly be white male goyim. Shitskins and niggers still think he's white, so they won't go see his movies.
>>70148886
looks like someone hasnt passed the third grade
>>70163029
Wrong Sandler
>>70152098
stop
>>70152098
according to my wife the stereotype isn't true.
>>70150319
sandler is doing stand up again?
>>70150634
Lol I love his funny voice
