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Apparently, Doug Stanhope was at Johnny Depp's place when IT happened.
>>70136920
RIP Amber Heard's career
Based Bingo and Doug
>[muffled Reznor ambient music in the distance]
Heard on absolute blown the fuck out wafch
>lesbian
>liar
>drunk
>thief
>druggy
>whore
And Johnny married her no-prenup
>>70136961
You ever heard of a woman named Madonna? She did the same thing to Sean Penn, only recanted this year, and no one gave a shit she lied about him hitting her with a baseball bat and tied her to a chair and tortured her. Her career got better afterward.
What a bunch of sexist white POS
Aren't her tears and bruises more than enough evidence?
only thing missing is her dc capeshit career JUSTing hard.
>>70137263
I know you're trolling but I stopped believing anything a woman said when it came to domestic abuse and rape right around the time I found out who Brian Banks is.
Disney Jews are gonna disappear her.
>>70136920
Stanhope is so fucking based.
>>70136920
LMAO HEARD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/tv/ = misogyny
Bitter virgins, please.
You cherry pick all the stories about women being manipulative with men, but leave out all the other cases of men doing the same with women, which is about 5 times the number compared to the women.
>>70137377
2 obvious b8
>>70137377
>implying women aren't manipulation incarnate
>>70136920
I just googled this bingo thing, what the actual fuck
>>70137377
>5 times the number
Judging by your maniplulometer?
>>70137377
Lel, nice statistics you got there.
>>70137307
That story is fucking heartbreaking man. Leave it to some filthy slut to ruin the live of one of the few black people who seemed like a good person and was doing something productive with their life. Even worse is the fact she admitted she lied but wouldn't say so in court so she wouldn't have to pay the money back.
>>70137399
but he's right.
the same people that complain about women being irrational, overly emotional monsters are people who read one or two cases about false rape/abuse accusations and irrationally decide that all women are le lying whores.
of course stanhope was there. this is fucking hilarious
>>70137528
>the same people
i like how you think you know that for some reason
you guys were never in a relationship with him so you don't know what he's like behind closed doors. Many abusive people are extremely charming and nice, and that's the point: you'd never suspect them of doing evil things.
>>70137567
I take it you've never been to r9k or r/leredpille?
>>70137528
>One or two cases.
Ask any cop, the amount of false rape accusations outweigh real ones.
>>70137618
Do many abusive people have cloaking devices?
Who's he and why does he live in Johnny Depp house ?
>>70137641
no, and since you do you're probably as fucked as them m8, making hasty conclusions.
>>70136920
Reminder that Depp has a history of violence + drunken violence to the point where his friends wanted to do an intervention:
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20104049,00.html
>>70137618
This is horseshit.
I've been in plenty of relationships (and seen my friends in more) and women are bigger liars than men every time. Most of the time they get into a violent situation, it's one they instigate because they know no consequences for them will ever be as bad as for the men that retaliate, but of course this is never talked about or acknowledged.
>>70137618
Are you fucking 12 years old?
To answer your question seriously, I think most people aren't siding with Depp but are just frustrated with how most are jumping to conclusions based on nothing.
FUCK YOU, STUPID MISOGYNISTS
SHE'S THE VICTIM IN HERE
YOU JUST KNOW THAT A WOMAN CAN NEVER LIE AND EVERY TIME YOU ACCUSE HER OF LYING, YOU'RE LITERALLY RAPING HER
SHE'S A SAINT AND SHE IS INNOCENT, ANOTHER VICTIM FROM THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE
JUST FUCK YOU, /tv/
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
>>70137714
seems like it would be quite easy to exploit this public information if you wanted something from him
>>70137693
A mediocre comedian that doesn't care enough to lie. I didn't really care enough either way but I believe Stanhope, he's brutally honest about everything to the point of torpedoing his own career because of it.
Does anyone have her deleted instagram post from the night after in question where she was out partying with no marks?
>>70137751
whoa calm down, we are just having a giggle m8
we all know johnny is an abusive wife beater who probably rapes amber every night when they were married
>>70137751
>that article about how the girl on the left complained she didn't get good parts because she was too sexy
never kekd more in my life.
>>70137835
>only famous because she had her tits out in some shitty music video by a literal who
>waaaah take me seriously you sexist pigs
tip top kek
When men go out of there way to defend other men's abuse it makes me wonder....... What type of monster that person could be.
>>70137920
Surprise surprise, she's a jew.
>>70137967
Wow............. that's deep................................................
>>70137129
>>drunk
>>druggy
That's Depp though. He's been drunk/high 24/7 since 2014.
>>70137967
Preach it sister
>>70137967
kek
>>70137967
>When men go out of there way to defend other men's abuse it makes me wonder....... What type of monster that person could be.
damn
that is such a powerful thought
I have tears in my eyes as i type this
I cant even guys
>>70137967
>out of their way
wew
>>70137967
do u even bait
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J2dwFVZHsY
>>70138075
+1 (You)
>>70137967
so this.................... is the power........................of reddit...............
>>70137967
>Really makes ya think
>>70136974
His head is bigger than Depp's body
>>70136920
Based Doug
>>70137773
>mediocre
Stopped reading there, kiddo.
>>70138035
>since 2014
since forever, fixed it for you
>>70137967
i actually think this post was actually written by a female
>>70137129
>thief
>druggy
>liar
I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...
>>70138209
every fucking time
>>70138209
great posture rogan geez
>>70138281
He is mediocre at best though.
>DUDE I'M ANGRY AND DRUNK AND BRUTALLY HONEST LMAO XD
Cool. About a thousand other comics did that schtick before you and did it better too, work on your material a bit you lazy faggot and then try again.
>>70137967
........damn..............never...thought of it.....that way......
...............guess....I'm...........#artillery...for...Hillary.......now
>>70138351
>you will never touch winona in her prime
CANT WAKE UP
>>70137967
lol
>>70138378
(You)
Can someone explain the rationale behind immediately dismissing all women's claims of rape and/or domestic abuse?
>>70138478
>Can someone explain the rationale behind immediately dismissing all women's claims of rape and/or domestic abuse?
heres a (you) ;^)
>>70136920
Alright, if he can back this shit up, it's basically the last piece of evidence needed to prove Heard is a gold digging cunt. Everything fucking points to it already, but this'll be the smoking gun.
>>70138478
they're misogynistic neckbeards, what did you expect
>>70138478
i don't understand it eihter shake my head
>>70138478
>>70138550
>>70138584
>#listenandbelieve
>>70137223
But maddona is a really good showgirl and her music at least in that time was great. Amber is untalented and nothing special.
>look mom i just learned how to bait
>>70138454
Cool rebuttal, Doug. I like you, I'm just saying you're fucking lazy, as evidenced by that bullshit you just posted, and could obviously be better if you tried.
>>70138378
I don't think its his anger and honesty that I think makes him great. It's the humor he uses to emphasize that stuff. He's just a genuinely funny guy and transcends the edgy comedian cliche.
Man, fuck Johnny Depp, and fuck anyone who’s still supporting him because they thought he was dreamy in the 80s. This guy has been acting like an entitled piece of shit for decades, generally displaying his sour attitude and spoiled-brat view of the world for all to see at random intervals (comments about American culture, blaming critics for the fact that “The Lone Ranger” didn’t do well, being a complete self-aggrandizing asshole about his dogs in Australia).
What does it take to knock (male) celebrities off their pedestals for these worshipful people who see their screen icons as gods? It’s very troubling to think that we’ve created a class of people who can never be anything but good simply because we like the personas they portray for the small portion of their lives that they’re on screen and in public.
>>70137377
It's no more right in any other instance than it is in this one. What arbitrary bullshit. Shut up.
>>70138827
The thing is that this case doesn't seem to be as clear cut as others are. In this case, it seems both parties are pretty guilty of being kind of vapid awful people.
>>70138478
>>70138550
>>70138584
Really makes you think
@70138827
(You)
>tfw vulnerable and wide-eyed art student
>attractive
>keep getting emotionally and sexually abused by succubi to the point that I need treatment for anxiety
>this thing with Johnny getting JUSTED by a monster is triggering me to the max
>Depp's mother just died
Heard planned this. Ever since she had to put her dogs down.
>>70138953
Kill yourself.
>>70138989
DELETE THIS
>>70138478
most men have had experience with emotionally unstable whores - girlfriends, wives, sisters, mothers
enough experience to recognize the tell tale signs of a tall tale told by an emotionally unstable whore
>>70138478
some of these idiots foolishly believe in "innocent until guilty"
though we know this is really just a cover for misogyny
Last I checked the law isn't "Innocent until proven guilty (unless it involves a woman accusing a man of something then he's definitely guilty)".
>>70137528
>the same people that complain about women being irrational, overly emotional monsters
You forgot selfish.
Men have proven time and again that we are willing to discriminate against ourselves if it's in the best interests of society, or the team.
Women have proven time and again that they are unwilling to discriminate against themselves, and don't give two shits about what's best for society, or the team, as long as their ego is placated.
They've been nothing more than a scourge on the west ever since the beta men started appeasing them...
>>70137967
What does it take... ... ... to change the essence of a man?
>>70138035
He spent months living at Hunter S. Thompson's house back in the 90's. Dude has been drunk for decades.
>>70138378
How he describes those things though. He can achieve some truly great moments, only by talking about masturbation, for instance:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLWQeGe8Uc
That's what makes him different from the other "angry" comedians, including all those fuckers he hangs out with.
>>70138478
Innocent until proven guilty.
>>70137967
"Abuse"?
What the fuck makes you think women aren't entitled to an ass beating?
Men are sometimes.
this seems like the first step to doug admitting he fucked amber heard
>>70136920
I didn't know Stanhope was so big.
Or maybe Depp is kinda low now?
>>70137967
wow... really makes you think huh...
I'm a #Shill4Hill now...
>>70139259
No man is innocent
>>70136920
She said she had video evidence so I guess she has an old sex tape where they were playing rough or something
>>70139289
Stanhope has a decent following, he isn't particular well-known though.
Still my fav comedian on the mainstream circuit right now
>>70139314
#YesALLMen
why was he there with his dog?
>>70137751
>SHE'S THE VICTIM IN HERE
How the fuck can she claim Depp beat her up throughout the 1.5 years they were together, when could have left at any time to go live in her own mansion?
It's not like she's some kinda poor single-mom with no money and nowhere to turn, she's just a lying cunt looking for a payday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQN_dDHUmhU
>"She was asking for it" is sexist!
Johnny Depp can hit me all he wants.
amirite ladies
>>70139314
If no man is innocent, all women are guilty.
I think it's a scam. It's just too convenient for this divorce to happen right after his mother died. It's like she was afraid to accuse him while she was alive.
>>70139523
>victim blaming
Typical male
>>70138827
Amber get off the computer youre drunk
I wonder if Bill Burr has said anything in his podcasts. I love his rambles about gold digging whores.
Also Doug Stanhope is one of the best comedians right now. He's very underrated.
>>70139483
Why is it always nigger males?
>>70138351
>comparing goddess Horowitz to some fucking skank
End yourself my man.
Johnny that's not how the Amber Lamps meme works
>mfw my ex and I came back from a wedding and she got drunk and started hitting me in the face for no reason and I slapped her so hard in the side of the head that she slid down the wall and pissed her pants
I'll go to jail, I don't give a fuck, don't put your hands on me or I'm gonna smack the fire out of your ass. Bitches deserve to get lit up just as much if not more than dudes do for the shit they pull. She's lucky I didn't uppercut her into the shadow realm.
wtf I hate Jack Sparrow now
>>70138478
>be me
>go out clubbing with girl
>take her home
>fuck the shit out of her
>she is into rough shit (slapping, spitting, hair pulling, choking, verbal humiliation and degredation
>she loves it
>stays till 5pm the next day
>fuck several times throughout the day
>finally tell her to leave because...can't keep her around forever
>she doesn't want to go
>tell her to fucking leave
>month later
>police letter in the mail
>cited to appear for questioning in a case of battery
>have cop friend
>ask him to look up what she reported to police
>crazy bitch wanted to report me for rape
>luckily the cop who filed the report was not convinced that it was rape
and downgraded it to a possible battery case
>ask cop friend of often this happens
>he says literally like half of all cases are butthurt/crazy women
Trusting women
2016
Pick one
>>70138478
Equal lefts
>>70137307
one woman = all women
secret's out, they're a hivemind
>>70139754
lmao
>>70137739
So instead of holding yourselves accounting for the kind of women you CHOOSE to waste your time with you _______________ ?
>>70139844
Literally every friend/man i know has at least a story of a women trying to blackmail/ruin their lives by lying about sex/rape or anything that can get you in trouble
>>70139483
Every single bitch in that video punched the guy _first_ and in most cases, continued to pursue him and continued punching him while he tried to retreat, until the guy had no choice but to knock her fucking lights out like she deserved.
Yes, every one of them bitches was asking for it; you don't get to repeatedly punch a guy then claim it somehow wasn't "fair" when he punched you back.
>>70139926
As much as i'm about to sound like a neckbeard: Yep. Moved in with an acquaintance and his sexy gf. She literally seduces me, then tells him I forced myself on her. Serious fucking allegations to throw around and absolutely terrifying.
>>70139926
I've got several, being a Chad fucking sucks and abnormies don't know how good they have it. I'm on 6 months voluntary celibacy because of getting burned by women too many times and it's torture. I've shredded three Faye Reagan fleshlights.
>>70138953
Anyone who classes themselves as Attractive is vain as fuck. The fact you're an art student makes me laugh.Fuck right off bud
>>70139926
Shit happened in the Army all the fucking time.
We called them barracks whores because these bitches latch onto some dumb as G.I. that doesn't know any better, they bring her in the barracks, and she fucks like a squad sized element of dudes. Then she makes an accusation of "rape" later on when she starts to feel like the whore she is....
One dumb slut got shut the fuck down because the boys took pictures of the bitch smiling while she had a beer bottle shoved up her pussy, and a dick in each hand.
For every bitch that actually gets "raped", there's like 100 that make false accusations.
Dudes need to stop being such submissive bitches and quit accommodating these whores.
>>70140071
>Art student is vain
And water is wet.
>>70140140
That shit happens in college dorms too.
You anons need to be aware and don't get caught in their pussy traps.
>>70140197
It makes it very difficult to feel sorry for dudes who fall for that shit. I feel like you have to really really be letting your dick think for you to not see shit that obvious. The very few times I've been around a girl that was trying to trick me or do some shit like that, it was pretty easy to see something was off.
>>70140271
The guys who fall in the trap are either stupid, naive or drunk.
>>70136920
Could somebody give me a real brief explanation of what "IT" is? I know she has filed a restraining order and they're getting divorced, but I had not yet heard of some big IT incident that happened.
>>70140140
>Cousin goes away to the Air Force
>Crushing pussy in Italy
>Fucks barracks slut
>She says she's pregnant with his kid
>They come back and he's married to her and has this baby
>Miserable
>They're not back in the states for more than a year and she takes off and no one can find her
>He starts the proceedings to have sole custody etc. and that includes having to establish paternity
>Kid isn't his
>He's a good dude and doesn't tell the kid and still raises him as his own because if he didn't the kid would be stuck in the foster system because mom is still nowhere to be found
>Miserable and working in a electronics factory when he was a head mechanic on multi million dollar jets before this shit all went down
Oh, and when she left she stole his car. That dude was a badass before she stole his car and his soul, now he's a miserable shell of a human that sits there drinking shitty beer at holidays and looking like he wishes a meteor would fall on him. It's sad.
>>70137223
>lied
>>70140429
That is scary as fuck
>>70140429
That is literally getting cucked hard. Spending your life raising another man's child, harrowing.
>>70138827
Ok, someone needs to screencap this post and put it above a picture of Amber sitting at the computer typing.
>>70139259
Innocent until proven guilty does not equate to disbelieving accusation wholesale.
>>70139077
Underrated post.
>>70140671
No, but apparently it means believing accusations wholesale....
>>70140429
wait until she comes back takes the kid and asks for alimony.
>>70140671
Do you even know what the phrase "burden of proof" means?
Why would anyone take n accusation, without context or evidence to support the claim, at face value?
>>70140760
We're talking about WOMEN getting ABUSED, anon!
That's far more important than your "evidence"!
>>70140493
She said herself she lied you faget.
I knew a chick who got drunk and slept with her ex (even though she was engaged to someone else) and when the fiancee found out she went and told everyone it was rape. Felt so bad for her ex he had know idea. She completely destroyed his life.
>>70139483
Black men do not give a single fuck.
>>70137618
you guys were never in a relationship with her so you don't know what she's like behind closed doors. Many abusive people are extremely charming and nice, and that's the point: you'd never suspect them of doing evil things.
>>70140429
>cucked
Why the hell did he take the kid? There's millions of kids in some sort of foster system so one more wouldn't really matter. He's just going to end up being bitter and hating the kid as he gets older. Retarded.
>>70140797
If Heard was abused why didn't she press charges against Depp when police showed up at their home?
Why didn't she file any police reports?
Why, instead, post pictures up to Instagram?
Depp is an idiot for even marrying this gold-digging slut but I still hope she gets BTFO
>>70140921
Because you are expected to believe a woman any time she accuses a man of abuse....regardless of any evidence, or of any passage of time.
Don't you know anything?
>>70140921
same reason Kesha is claiming she was raped without pressing charges.
>>70140907
He loves the kid, honestly. The way he described it is like an adoption where he got the kid the day he was born, it feels like it is his kid. He's just miserable because he has to do it all on his own. It's not the kid's fault his mom was a heartless slut ya know?
Tumblr Heard defense brigade about to eat shit.
>>70140983
Just wait until Clooney gets BTFO by the bitch that dumb fucker married when she gets tired of him...
>>70139143
>willing to discriminate themselves for the team
Ha! I know this is bait but whatever. By that same contrast, women are also more maternal and men are more likely to single mindedly pursue their desires without any regard to consequences.
Your point is still valid in regards to how manipulative and soft power women are, but please don't put men on such a high pedestal. We suck too.
>>70141054
She's an incredibly successful lawyer isn't she? Doubt money is what she's in it for, fame is more likely
>>70138351
they're both women?
>>70141356
>Doubt money is what she's in it for
>>70137967
(You)
>>70139917
bump for an answer
>>70140831
>confessing a "lie" could NEVER be a lie!
Oh boy..
>>70141778
Either way she's a fucking liar and shouldn't be trusted.
>>70141778
?? the fuck
>>70138351
Didn't Johnny got her into drugs?
>>70138351
Oven dodger. I hope she gets raped by a pack of wild niggers. Oh, she makes me want to smoke.
>>70142008
Doubt Johnny was ever into heavy duty mood pills. Bitch fried her brain in the mid nineties.
>>70139628
There were multiple white and hispanic men in that compilation.
>>70141242
>men are more likely to single mindedly pursue their desires without any regard to consequences.
Exactly.
That means if they're sworn to defend a thankless nation, they do it, because it's best for society.
That means that if there needs to be a height standard for a profession, like the police, or military, then they establish that standard, regardless if it discriminates against men.
That means that if their dumb cunt of a girlfriend runs her mouth out of turn in some club, the dude will intervene and take the ass whooping for her.
Women are less likely to do any of that shit, because they're jealous bitches by design, and don't give a shit about anybody but themselves.
>>70140071
>Anyone who classes themselves as Attractive is vain as fuck
t. Ugly person with no self esteem
>>70138478
You want the honest answer?
It's to counteract the "guilty until proven innocent" attitude millenials have brought about this decade. If this story had broken in 2009, everyone would be dubious of Johnny Depp, but with 7 years of people automatically believing the women, some people jump to automatically believing the man.
Neither are right. But if people come out with evidence that Amber Heard is lying, then I'm inclined to side with Depp. Not quite yet though.
>>70141356
>Doubt money is what she's in it for, fame is more likely
Bitches do half the shit they do out of spite, anon.
That's just the way they are.
>>70142412
>It's to counteract the "guilty until proven innocent" attitude millenials have brought about this decade. If this story had broken in 2009, everyone would be dubious of Johnny Depp, but with 7 years of people automatically believing the women, some people jump to automatically believing the man.
>>70142472
Here's a (You) for taking half my post and not the half in which I say I don't agree with it.
>>70142385
self esteem isn't the same as vanity retardo
>>70137967
Go to bed, Jaden.
>>70142645
but thats the part that I was making fun of
>muh poor women le so oppressed
>this entire thread
DON'T GET MARRIED LADS. MODERN WOMEN ARE WHORES AND SOCIETY ENABLES THEM.
There are evil men and evil women
And there are good men and good women
>>70142789
She does look cute in that pic.
people don't understand how easy it is to completely fuck over a guy legally
want custody? get a restraining order, which is incredibly easy, and then use the order as proof that he's dangerous and abusive
Maybe women should work on being stronger.
>>70142789
>putting on makeup for the gym
Let's face it, some women should be hit.
>>70142906
Will do, thanks
>>70142789
>Why are women so mean ;_;
>the same board that has hourly fat shaming generals and have dozens of gym photos like that taken by other men
Woah
>>70142789
Sage advice, actually.
>>70142789
Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.
>mistreat women for 20 thousand years
>complain when the tables have finally turned
Typical men
>>70143059
But I'm not 20,000 years old
>>70136920
oh shit
>>70142981
>missing the point of that post
thanks, fatty
who's best character in it's always sunny /tv/? and why is it frank?
>>70142782
oh, you're just a cuck, alright then
>all these qomanhating posts
Literally none of these apply to my mom, girlfriend or side chick
You guys sound like a buncha beta nerds
>>70143269
>being a white knight for celebrity gold-digging lying whores
>im the cuck
>>70136920
Oh shit, I thought he was dead. I thought he had overdosed or something. I just saw him on an old episode of Insomniac with Dave Attel. Funny dude.
>>70137528
>One or two cases
Nice delusion white knight. Once you're 30 and had a few relationships your view will change
>>70137129
>>70138351
>>thief
>>druggy
>>liar
>I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...
Depp is from the Kentucky backwoods. His mother was also likely a drunk.
>>70137967
>snaps fingers
>>70143059
>Bitch and moan about how things are hard since the beginning of mankind
>Nothing has changed
Typical women
>>70136920
what the fuck is this thread about?
>>70141778
>a liar is lying about a lie she lied about in the past.
You are one stupid fucker.
>>70137967
No matter what fantasy you believe in your mind, all white knights like this faggot TAKE NOTE: AMBER HEARD WILL NEVER EVER EVER CONE AND SUCK YOUR DICK FOR DEFENDING HER HONOR ON THE INTERNET!
The level of blind cuckoldness I've seen from men in her the last few days as a woman I find disgusting, it honestly turns my stomach.
>>70137981
America fought for the wrong side during ww2
>>70143495
Amber Heard divorced Depp after his mother died. Claims He beat her, uploaded photo with bruise.
Doug Stanhope claims to know she's full of shit.
>>70143560
No, the mistake the US made was not listening to Patton and attacking the Soviet Union right away.
>>70143588
thank you dude
Friendly reminder that Amber Heard already tried to fuck up Harrison Ford's life.
Friendly reminder that she slept with Snyder to get the female lead in Aquaman.
The girl is poison.
>>70143730
what did she do to Harrison Ford?
>>70143059
And then birth rates decline.
She'll still get the money.
She'll claim mental illness or something and SJW will support her saying, "YOU GUYS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND DEPRESSION".
>>70139483
That's equality
>>70139917
I have no idea what your question is, so I can't hope to answer it. In the future please check your post for grammatical correctness before posting. Try reading it aloud to yourself or your wife's son.
>>70139754
The true face of modern feminism
>>70143770
She shot a movie with him and buggered him day and night to go out together to talk about the role. He finally accepted and Amber had called the paparazzi to make them look as if they were together for a romantic dinner. The pictures did appear at the time.
But apparently his wife Calista had a "talk" with her and she stayed away from him for the rest of the shooting.
Don't remember every detail but Calista went berserk on the bitch.
>>70140429
This was literally me a few years ago, it sounds like it's about me.
>join Navy
>fuck a whore that sucked the entire ship's collective cock
>"anon I'm pregnant"
>guess I have to man up even though I don't want a kid...or her
>have to man up because my dad left my mom when she got pregnant
>get out of Navy, whore starts treating me like a total piece of shit
>first few months are confusing because I go from being told what to do all the time to having no one telling me what to do
>except for her
>move to an area near where she grew up, all her friends live around there and I don't know anymore
>treated like a retarded pussy all the time
>"anon, you need to man up and go back into the military"
>basically she doesn't want to work
>tell her know, she tells me my son isn't mine
>tells everyone I used to beat her
>went from being a mechanic to drinking 40s of Steel Reserve and am now working in warehouses
>have no drive for a few years
>just starting to get it back together
ITT misogynist shitlords talk about how much they hate women
>>70143730
>Slept with Snyder
If Snyder steps up as a witness, can Depp keep his money?
>>70143933
What would she have to gain from the media thinking her and Ford are dating?
>>70143636
This.
Didn't know much about this until a few months ago. Seems like America would be in a much better place, if they had only listened to Patton.
>>70143434
Owensboro is the snooty backwoods for sure.
>>70143972
Breaking news: White knighting loser ignored by millions particularly women on the Internet. Suicide imminent
>>70136920
Reminder that the woman who has changed her sexuality like 10 times to further her career wants you to believe that Depp whos been in relationships and hollywood for 30 years suddenly decided to beat women
>>70136920
>depp might not be the latest addition to the league of the just
>>70143985
Fame. She's a nobody, and on top of that can't act. She looks amazing but time's running out for her to get roles because of her looks.
Why do you think she fucked Johnny Depp? She fucked up his relationship with his wife and mother of his kids for fucking fame.
>>70143985
Are you fucking serious?
>>70143985
Attention
>>70138209
what the fuck
>>70143972
In This Post: anon baits for (You)s
>>70143972
You should consider forming your own opinions and speech patterns. You have regurgitated nonsense that someone else put in your head.
>>70144086
And to add, she's not the only outed fame whore. Penelope Cruz and the German actress Franka Potente were also known a decade ago "to fuck Steven Spielberg if they ever get the chance just to climb up".
>>70136920
>>70144086
>>70143985
>>70143933
>>70144057
>>70143796
>>70143730
All you need to know about Amber Heard can be found out from her interview on Top Gear. Nothing she said was believable even for a second. The entire time I just got a "what a fake manipulative bitch" vibe from it. You could tell even Jeremy Clarkson didn't believe it. He kept looking at the camera
>I HAVE A 357 MAGNUM XD LOVE GUNS
>HAHA FUCK THE TOYOTA PRIUS. I CRASH IN TO THEM ALL THE TIME :P
>I'M BISEXUAL HAHA ISNT THAT HOT
>>70143933
>>70143730
What's the source for this stuff? Genuinely interested.
>>70143059
>fight in their place to secure land and resources
>provide them with a safe home
>defend them against aggression
>do all the heavy labor and dangerous tasks
"Mistreat".
>>70143972
nice try nigger. you love the cock
>>70143560
Yes, we did, anon.
Yes we did.
>>70144308
You can find the pictures and the scandalous part of the story on any gossip rag, just google the names.
As for the "Calista pushing Amber's shit in" part, that's something I heard from people working on that specific movie. Bear in mind that Calista is very skinny and fragile looking so you can imagine the surprise when she suddenly cornered and loudly berated Amber in front of everyone.
Since then it's "based Calista".
DISGUSTIN ASSHOLESS DEFENDING THE MONSTER WHO ABUSED OF A WOMAN AMD ACCUSING HER OF LYING,THOSE TWO IDIOT COULD BE JUST LYNG TO DEFEND DEEP , AMBER IS THE VICTIM IN THIS,STOP ATTACKING HER.
>>70144661
With all due respect to all the real women that suffer: Amber is just a cunt that's ruining the credibility of honest victims.
>>70142758
>thinking you are an attractive person means you're vain
>>70144661
this tbhfam
>>70144243
This. Her whole story is full of holes.
Most people believed her when this shit first came down.
Then it came out there was no evidence of physical assault when the cops arrived and she told them not to go looking for him. Then it came out someone posted a picture of her with no bruising the day after. Then this comes out.
She supposedly had bruises in court at the end of the week. So apparently he threw a phone at her hard enough to leave a welt for a week, but it didn't show up for 2 days.
On top of that, there's the timing of the divorce and allegations. A fucking coincidence this all goes down when he's out of the country and can't really comment on any of it?
It really does sound like fucking Gone Girl.
>>70138953
Hang in there bud
>>70143059
they were only married for 18 monthjs you silly nonbinary PoC
>>70144879
>It really does sound like fucking Gone Girl.
well she needed something to inspire her plan
you don't think she just thought this all up herself do you?
>>70137223
In all fairness, everyone hates Sean Penn. If Casey Anthony accused Sean Penn of killing her daughter, I'd believe her. Sean Penn may have done 9/11.
>>70144994
She's not as smart or ballsy as Amy.
Honestly, I think she cheated on him. If you read the court deposition, she kept claiming he was angry over something, but he was irrational and delusional about it. She kept saying those words.
I'm betting she cheated on him.
>>70144879
And she has said that Ayn Rand changed her life lel
>>70139470
9 million is nothing. its like 200k a year
>>70145110
Clearly, probably multiple times with multiple people. Like Depp hasn't?
Why did these two marry?
>>70145110
Or it might be filing for divorce and trying to take half of his net worth 2 days after his mother's death.
>>70144879
>It really does sound like fucking Gone Girl.
That's an insult to Gone Girl. GG framed her husband for murder and tricked him into an ultimatum at the end.
Amber Heard is just a trashy Southern slut who's making it up as she goes along.
>>70145197
Actors are idiots. Always were and always will. It's our fault for thinking they're something special. Remember: they were treated like gypsies only a century ago.
>>70143936
normie
get a tattoo
>>70140429
>>70143936
men BTFO
>>70142981
>fat shaming generals
To be honest fat people SHOULD be shamed until they take their health seriously. Fat people are a burden upon their loved ones and on society as a whole.
>>70143936
>>fuck a whore that sucked the entire ship's collective cock
So you were an idiot
>>70145246
Actors are professional dissemblers. No reason to believe a thing they say.
Same goes with writers, desu.
>>70145346
I've given at least thirty women herpes. I'm doing my part to balance the scales.
>>70145370
you're thinking of obese people, not overweight people
>>70144134
Joe rogan working them 72lbs gorrila kettlebells
get Onnit bitch
>>70138209
So that's what a real man looks like
Straining an asymmetrical stool like a dense clay chair leg
>>70143936
>be me
>fuck a random girl
>she writes me a letter and tells me she's pregnant (she also tells me where to meet her etc.)
>meet with her
>tell her it can't be possible since I'm sterile after a bike accient
>well anon, now that I think about it it might not be yours, bye
>after two months she tells me she tested the baby and it was another guy's
>I tell her I wasn't actually sterile and she goes apeshit
I don't even know why she tried pulling that shit on me since I'm broke af
before you call me a complete cunt: I'm a paranoid and I check my condoms like 2 times a minute and I cange it every 10 minutes or so
Can he still be saved?
Didn't bingo cuck doug recently? why is he still with that crazy bitch?
>>70145158
>9 million is nothing
9 million can easily become 90 million with the right investments of money in a few years.
>>70145709
holy shit what kind of fucking poker face do you have to get away with that?
>>70145709
>before you call me a complete cunt
why would anyone do that, that's thinking 3 moves ahead.
>>70145709
Power move with the bike accident story.
Proud of you, anon.
>>70145709
>I don't even know why she tried pulling that shit on me since I'm broke af
she just wanted someone to throw the responsibility at and thought you'd be easy pickings, she really didn't care if you were the father or not.
>>70145932
People from my hometown like to fuck each other in the ass all the time, you leanr how to act accordingly tbf
>>70145972
It wasn't a "clean" move, but if it turned out to be my son well I was ready to raise him ofc
>>70145995
cheers m8
>>70145017
>Sean Penn may have done 9/11.
>>70146072
if she would have been certain it was yours she would have insisted and you could just say it's a miracle and move on.
So Stanhope has not fully committed to his character and killed himself yet?
>>70139628
Niggers aren't as beta. Every single woman in that video deserved it. You don't get to go around hitting people with no retaliation.
>>70139754
That's why you fuck skanks in your car and never tell them anything beyond your first name (if asked), better yet don't even ask their first name
>>70139722
>She's lucky I didn't uppercut her into the shadow realm.
So who has Kevin Smith sided with? There kids are friends
>>70138953
>art student
Give homosexuality a chance or get a real job and fuck professional whores as opposed to amateur ones
>>70146469
GUILTY! Court adjourned.
>>70139483
hitting a girl makes no sense, you can easily restrain her
>>70139754
It's fucking Boy George
>>70146469
Fuck people are retarded.
How are some people so detached from reality?
The man's mother just died, doesn't that matter? Or did this whole silly shitstorm take place after that?
>>70147270
>get international publicity with dogs
>name spread for first time
>husband's mother dies
>fuck this
>cash in
>>70146469
Nothing better than a good ol' fashioned internet kangaroo court.
>>70137307
>Brian Banks
Just wiki'd him.
>Faced with a possible 41 years to life sentence, he accepted a plea deal that included five years in prison, five years of probation, and registering as a sex offender.
>didn't do it
>accepted plea deal saying he did it
Am I missing something? Why would you accept a plea when you didn't do what you're charged with?
>>70147477
To expand on the situation:
>be a retard and fill in immigration papers wrong
>Australia promises to drop charges if video apology is made
>drag husband into the mess
>awkward video apology
>husband humiliated more because he is a star and she is pretty much a nobody
He must have told her she was a stupid bitch for getting into that mess in the first place. Unless it was all planned to hit international news, spread her name so that when she divorces, people won't be "who?"
it makes me sick seeing all this celebrity worship going towards Depp. Stop sucking his dick /tv/, he'll never know you existed to begin with.
>>70145709
>I don't even know why she tried pulling that shit on me since I'm broke af
If you won't pay on your own, the State will force you to. At this point the Government is basically a giant attack dog that is commanded by women.
If she can't get money out of you, at least she can ruin someone else's life in retribution for ruining her own. It makes them feel better.
>>70139148
"Nature". Not "essence".
Fuck, now I have to play Planescape: Torment again.
>>70145370
>fat people are a burden on society
M8 I work in an engineering firm and have done more for this world than you or any of your other wannabe personal trainer friends have. You cockmonglers who do nothing but gym are even more of a burden atleast fat people who do nothing help grease the plumbing with their fat turds and hoard shitty chemicals in their fat cells so it doesn't go into the water supply.
Gym faggots just pollute the water supply with their hormones, inflate the prices of vitamins and compounds which can be used on actual productive people.
>>70147750
You're a fucking retard.
>>70139483
>first clip
>girl hits dude multiple times as he backs away trying to de-escalate
>finally gets fed up and suplexes her
>that's when everyone runs in
lmao
bet everyone rushed to defend her and malign him afterwards too
>>70147963
the crowd literally goes "OH MY GAWWWWD" every time a woman gets hit like it's the most unthinkable thing in existence
>>70147750
if he fought it he'd go to jail for a lot longer.
also, did you miss the part where the girl admitted making up the story?
>>70142789
>see gf putting on makeup
>"hey why are you getting all gussied up"
>"i'm going to the gym"
>tfw
>>70147881
>does more for this world
Engineering does shit without laborers building, mining and transporting.
You do nothing.
>>70139259
Woman: innocent until proven guilty.
Man: guilty until proven innocent.
Too bad women take advantage of the fact that they can say something happened when it did not and it could not be disproven. The man is always fucked no matter what happens.
>>70136920
women are embarrassing and make me wish I was gay
>>70139483
>what the fuck are you gonna do? Hit a girl?
>takes a jab
>cries and "yells what the fuck?"
Gold.
>>70143802
Yep. This should be shown in schools.
Hey guys, have you Heard the news? Johnny's Deppressed.
>>70148173
>thinks manufacturing, mining and logistical labourers aren't being replaced by good engineering
It's actually worse to use labourers, manufacturing we designed automated systems because only machines are capable of the welds we ask of. Mining primarily relies upon geoscientists to find the minerals. Logistics lol, every part of this is getting automated. Guess who designed the replacements for these labourers, you guessed it, engineers.
>>70146770
It's called conditioning.
They don't learn if you ignore them, or restrain them.
They learn when they receive pain in the form of getting their nose/jaw/head broken. Just like men.
Quit discriminating against them.
>>70148685
yeah, i doubt the one mentioned in this post >>70148301 won't taunt men with "you can't hit a girl XD" in future now that she understands there are guys out there that don't give a fuck about her magical vag barrier
>>70137307
>Brian Banks
>>On April 12, 2013, the Long Beach Unified School District announced it was suing Wanetta Gibson for $2 million in an effort to recoup the $1.5 million she received, along with attorney's fees and punitive damages.[20] On June 14, 2013, the school district won a $2.6 million judgment against Gibson, which includes the $750,000 settlement initially paid to her along with attorney's fees, interest, and $1 million in punitive damages.
Thank god, the legal system still works.
>>70142878
Make rational decisions. Many have fallen prey to physical appearance. Pay close attention to personality, beliefs, her social circle, and other crucial aspects. Is there a future? Don't commit until you're convinced she is worth it.
>>70143059
This is such a twisted and generalized statement...
>>70139596
>I wonder if Bill Burr has said anything in his podcasts.
He hasn't mentioned it, but this thing is barely just blowing up, so maybe on Monday?
Why are women so quick to pull the rape card?
>>70139596
>>70148976
Oh, it's brutal! I mean, come on. What the fuck?
You tellin' me Eddie fucken Scissordick ova there doesn't count any more? Is that it?
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEH
Fucken whores.
Nia! Get in heeeeeeere
>>70148982
It's the nuclear option they know they'll always have in case of emergency.
>>70148982
Stop reading magnified internet stories and hang out with actual women who are all human, just like you right?
Don't get your tits in a tangle about some greentext story and have your own experiences and friends.
>>70137658
*citation needed*
Youre not the only individual who knows cops, anon.
>>70145017
he's a fucking commie faggot so yeah fuck him.
