>your are shitposting on /tv/ while from the window you see this man wandering in your garden
what you do
>>70136632
hey benicio can i get an autograph?
>>70136632
I'd offer him dinner
You get the fuck outta my garden before I flip you
flip you for real
He isn't going to leave loose ends or evidence, so I'd probably die
finish me meal
>>70136800
OK tough guy, I'm shaking
>>70136632
I have a garden?
>>70136632
Realize im actually in Call of Duty campaign
Hey Brad Pitt, get out of my garden or I call the cops
>>70136632
Tell him to get back to work
Tell him that all this was unnecessary just text
I got my own operators
>>70137018
>John Krazinski trying to be an action hero
top kek
OH HELLO MEXICAN BRAD PITT
gimmie da keys ya cocksucka
>>70136632
Tell him about how I found the 7 gods.
>>70136632
Remind him to trim the hedges after he's done mowing.
>>70137106
>mfw
>>70136905
beat me to it, my pool won't clean itself
>>70136632
tell him to make sure to leave the leaves and trimmings behind so I can use them, I won't be robbed again
>>70136632
Call Op faggot for the last time
Shoot that spic with my 12 gauge
Hope that teaches him not to creep on fellow latinos