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What was his problem?
>>70135712
Newman
>>70135712
>his
>>70135712
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the tar pit
>>70135712
I wonder if the "What was his problem?" meme is creation of /tv/ or if it comes from some type flavor of the moment of rap lyric.
>>70135712
He has very Jewish features. You know who else was Jewish? Jerry Seinfeld.
I wanna masturbate in a tar pit
>>70135712
top fucking kek
>>70135712
POP YOUR COLLAR PIMP CONVENTION HOES FOR A DOLLAR
>be chilling in your dino-enclosure
>bout to snuggle up to your gender dimorphic qt dilophosaurus gf
>suddenly some fat fuck crashes his jeep through the wall into what amounts to your living room
Id be pissed off too
>>70135985
>then that fat fuck makes fun of you
I'd light his bitch ass up
>>70135811
I always immagine that this question comes from the mind of a stoner who always gets caught up in the same circle of confusion.
>>70135871
>>70135712
he needed a snickers
he isnt himself when hes hungry
>>70136069
I want to fuck the lady doctor when she's elbow deep in triceratops dung
>>70136486
I wanted to fuck the vegetarian hacker granddaughter
>>70135712
Dino autism.
>>70136620
>"Its a Unix system.. I know this"
>>70136620
Isn't she still pretty good lookin?
>Nedry opened the car door, glancing back at the dinosaur to make sure it wasn't going to attack, and felt a sudden, excruciating pain in his eyes, stabbing like spikes into the back of his skull, and he squeezed his eyes shut and gasped with the intensity of it and threw up his hands to cover his eyes and felt the slippery foam trickling down both sides of his nose. Spit. The dinosaur had spit in his eyes.
>Even as he realized it, the pain overwhelmed him, and he dropped to his knees, disoriented, wheezing. He collapsed onto his side, his cheek pressed to the wet ground, his breath coming in thin whistles through the constant, ever-screaming pain that caused flashing spots of light to appear behind his tightly shut eyelids.
>The earth shook beneath him and Nedry knew the dinosaur was moving, he could hear its soft hooting cry, and despite the pain he forced his eyes open and still he saw nothing but flashing spots against black. Slowly the realization came to him. He was blind. (1/2)
>>70136768
>The hooting was louder as Nedry scrambled to his feet and staggered back against the side panel of the car, as a wave of nausea and dizziness swept over him. The dinosaur was close now, he could feel it coming close, he was dimly aware of its snorting breath.
>But he couldn't see. He couldn't see anything, and his terror was extreme. He stretched out his hands, waving them wildly in the air to ward off the attack he knew was coming.
>And then there was a new, searing pain, like a fiery knife in his belly, and Nedry stumbled, reaching blindly down to touch the ragged edge of his shirt, and then a thick, slippery mass that was surprisingly warm, and with horror he suddenly knew he was holding his own intestines in his hands. The dinosaur had torn him open. His guts had fallen out.
>Nedry fell to the ground and landed on something scaly and cold, it was the animal's foot, and then there was new pain on both sides of his head. The pain grew worse, and as he was lifted to his feet he knew the dinosaur had his head in its jaws, and the horror of that realization was followed by a final wish, that it would all be ended soon. (2/)
>>70135712
chili and sea bass, i believe
>>70136705
>when your memes start with the word "when"
go back to facebook you nigger
>>70136740
>>70136705
It actually was tho.
>>70136768
>>70136832
>>70136875
>>70136768
>>70136832
Fucking roughgoddamn vorefags will fap to this
>>70136896
oh she'd get a fine molesting and now mistake
>>70136873
its Chilean Sea bass
>>70137021
hes right tho
only niggers and nigger loving libs post "when.." memes
>>70137104
no
>>70135712
He was a manlet.
>>70137104
uh no shit newfag
>>70136896
Cute!
>>70137130
>>70136768
>>70136832
>>70137213
LOL OMG THATS SO FUNNY
I REALLY LIKE THIS MEME
>>70137401
>your face when
![char_57945[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XwK1hfd.jpg "char_57945[1].jpg")
What was his problem?
>>70137491
LOL YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD MEMESTER
YOU MUST HAVE 180000 UPVOTES ON RED.DITS
>>70137584
Dr. Malcolm, I'm DNA
>>70137597
Ironic shit posting is still shitposting
>>70137638
LOL I WAS BEING IRONIC
IM NOT A FAGGOT I SWEARS
>>70137635
![c8b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HKXabiU.jpg "c8b[1].jpg")
>>70137708
black twatter is a meme dude look it up
>>70137865
literally what?
are you speaking english?
lol you downloaded that image twice for what?
>>70135767
>her
