Jesus Christ.
- Home
- Board: /tv/ - Television & Film
- Reading: Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Man she really does not look good without makeup
He's a big guy
>you will never have the privilege of filling her to the brim with your seed
>>70124775
SMALL
UKRANIAN
DICK
>>70124880
He's a Kazakh not Ukrainian, he was born in Kazakhstan.
>>70124775
She's like a kid compared to him. Doesn't this make him pedophile?
>>70124875
This somehow does not look human
I'm so into womenlets getting railed.
I'd love to watch her suck his cock without even getting on her knees. Unfortunately male pornstars are all manlets.
>>70124934
SUPERIOR NEANDERTHAL GENES
HOW CAN SAPIENS SAPIENS EVEN COMPETE
>>70124937
>womenlets
Nymphlets*
>>70124934
for you
>>70124775
>puts a baby in her
>loses
WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS
>>70124910
He's an ethnic Ukrainian. His dad was stationed in Kazakhstan when it was part of the USSR.
>>70124830
She just had a baby and she is constantly depressed apparently. Probably because she realises how much of a superior human being her husband is.
Wlad better man up and spark out that gyppo in the rematch, otherwise he's gonna retire a failure and Hayden will leave him
>>70125044
>ethnic Ukrainian
There's no such thing. Ukraine is a made up nation
>>70124775
me not in the right...
>>70124925
He's bi.
Him and Hayden have 3sums with other dudes.
She's an ex celebrity escort so she's done worse
>>70124937
You should watch Madison Chandler and Chris Strokes fuck.
>>70125113
t. Ivan Miroslavsky
At least her breasts don't look like a man's ass crack.
the reverse version is much hotter
>>70125229
Fuck she looks in her late 40's now.
Aged terribly
How big do you think is cock is guys?
>>70125242
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
>>70125229
What the fuck is wrong with her skin?
>>70124775
he's a big guy for her
What do they even talk about. Like can you imagine them having a conversation over dinner or something. They seem to have absolutely nothing in common.
also Vitali >>>> Wladimir
>>70125229
Those are bondage marks, don't ask me how I know.
>>70125284
for you
Tyson Fury will dominate again.
>>70124775
>that massive upper body
>those twig legs
>>70124910
People born in Kazakhstan aren't Kazakhs.
Kazakhs look like gooks.
>>70125229
Fucking ewwww
I will never understand the fake tit thing. it's not like it's the 80's and people still don't really know about them. Every person on the planet sees you and thinks instantly about the ugly award rocks plastered onto your chest
>>70125341
pic related
>>70124934
This looks like something out of a fantasy movie in a modern day setting.
What a cute couple.
>Yfw Tyson 'God fearing man of the people' Fury BTFO the International Jew Wladimir klitschko yet again
>height
>benis size
>related whatsoever
Nice try lanklets.
Y'ain't fooling anybody when the stats exist.
>>70125378
>foolish laws made for children, had I my blade I would settle this matter like a true man would!
>>70125330
that's what happens when you're not a manlet but you couldn't know
Western women can't resist the big Slav cock. How can Anglos even compete?
>>70124934
his forehead is literally horizontal
>>70125468
No, it's what happens when you are retarded and only train your upper body.
>>70125469
We do what Trump did and mail order Slavic women.
>>70125431
>goes into the ring with a beer belly and man tits
>still beats the shit out of him
can't wait desu
>>70125490
show your legs and height then
i'm convinced he trains his lower body more than you
ITT /tv/ is mad that a man with superior genes has a wife hotter than any woman they will ever be with.
>>70125330
boxers skip leg day
>>70125490
>criticizing a decade long heavyweight boxing champ's training routine
>>70125457
Actually the only body part that has a relation with penile length is the glutes. Big ass -> big dick. According to a study of nigerian penises.
>>70125242
Source on the double, unless you want trouble!
>>70124934
Looks like an Ogre from Arcanum.
>>70125511
>implying im going to post my joocy quads so you can jerk off to them
You can't trick me, homosex.
There are taller people with a slimmer build who much more developed legs.
>>70125542
>>70125545
I didn't know he was a boxer, fair enough.
Still looks comical.
>>70125558
>a study of nigerian penises
Tell me more
>>70124934
>Russian genes
>>70125590
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423¨
The study also dispells the "BBC" myth.
>>70125649
>page not found
Anon?
>>70125170
source
>>70125542
>boxers skip leg day
not much into sports are you
>>70125674
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17191423
There was a ¨ in the link above. I am sorry.
>>70125678
There's plenty out there for both, just google it.
I'm on mobile.
She's an ex celebrity escort
He's bisexual.
They're rumoured to have 3sums with other guys.
>>70125719
Interesting
Thanks anon
>>70125639
the other guy is also russian
>>70125720
boner, stop please
>>70125368
GGG is fucking based.
>>70125030
If you say mickey
>>70124934
That guy alone is proof enough for Lloyd pyes theory.
>>70125833
This is endurance training. Not building muscle.
>>70125833
>>70125876
This is also a slideshow. Not a gif.
>>70125368
GGG is half korean and half russian, not some mongoloid turanid from the steppe.
>>70125341
even the owl has a little chinese hat lol
>>70125229
HIGH TEST
>>70125229
it looks someone has used the smudge tool to erase the top half of her cleavage
>>70125876
Look at all the leg training they miss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDTrolLAXtc
>>70125985
It's a falcon and the hats are used to hide their eyes until you send them flying
>>70124775
>I will crush your womb, little girl."
What did he mean by this?
>>70126022
I've always taken "leg day" to be a reference to building leg muscle. Not training your legs in general.
Leg day is normally used by people focused on body building or just "muh aesthetics".
Endurance training won't do much for the appearance of your legs.
>>70124775
Leave Yusuke to me
>>70124875
I'm just bulking bro
He can get almost any woman he wants and he chooses that mess.
Even Chris "Chad" Hemsworth settles for less. Men are doomed.
>anon you post very bad rumors about my wife yes? vant to take it outside?
>you will never be the offspring of an ubermënsch
why live
>>70126095
I may not be big as him but I can probably out maneuver him with my superior speed and he'll tire out and I'll knock his ass
>>70126095
Hey everyone look, Slavic dog is standing on two legs, he thinks he's people! Ay, dis your bitch, doggie? I have one just like..
>>70124875
Why does she have two belly buttons?
>>70126095
>he takes a swing
>step back
>hes off balance
>his twig legs cant support his upper body if it isn't directly over them
>he crumbles
>>70124775
her body like fridge
She'll never be that hot again like in Scream4
>>70126158
>big talk neckbeard
>>70126095
I could probably take him.
I have a lot of fat covering my face and kidneys. He probably wouldn't even phase me.
>>70126182
>not having a sense of humor
>>70126132
hello David Haye, is your toe better now?
>>70125575
that's what i thought of too
man that game was nearly so amazing
too many bugs and unpolished/half-finished quest lines though
>>70126172
I can't believe that dorky kid didn't at least fuck her before trying to murder her.
>>70126095
What a qt
the girl looks good too I guess
>>70126093
You'd have to be a Chad to know the joys of making an a v e r a g e little wallflower your eager little riding fuckdoll.
>>70125081
Why is she depressed all the time?
Is it because Heroes was an embarrassment?
>>70126244
Yeah but getting her pregnant and settling down with her? Very poor.
>>70124961
>>70125378
>>70125482
>>70125575
>>70125639
>>70125858
Valuev suffers from gigantism, also known as Acromegaly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acromegaly
Andre the Giant had it too.
>>70126074
Yeah, because running those long miles every morning isn't building anything..
>>70126158
>>70126132
>>70126185
>The undisputed heavyweight champion of the world for 10 years
>Think they can take him one on one
Kids this days
>>70126095
>that Elsa hair
Kinda jelly...
>>70126285
Yeah but he's not the champ anymore.
He's clearly washed up.
>>70126280
>suffer
>>70124775
>wearing shorts with belt loops to the beach
Do they not make bathing suits large enough for this guy?
>>70126285
What if I win anon, do I become the new heavyweight champion of the world?
>>70126281
You need to learn some basic anatomy, brotendo.
Endurance training builds lean muscle.
Your legs tend to stay relatively thing.
When people say "don't skip leg day" it's about maintaining proportional muscle mass across your entire body.
>>70126275
Most probably he checked her dad, possible brothers and uncles for potential.
>>70126074
>retarded tripfag
>Endurance training won't do much for the appearance of your legs.
Kill yourself you dumb son of a whore!
>>70126285
After I bash him and stomp his head I'm coming for you you fucking queer, I hope you're a bitch so I can Amber Heard you good
>>70126314
no you need to beat a literal meme
>>70124910
>He's a Kazakh not Ukrainian, he was born in Kazakhstan.
he does look turkic, but I think ukrainians are generally more turkic looking than other slavs.
Threadly reminder.
>>70124925
He's tall so it's okay
>>70126314
Tyson Fury is the new champ kid.
>>70126356
Learn to follow a comment chain, you retarded cunt.
>>70126376
You might find out that I am quite... the master... in that particular field of battle
>>70126074
Why would a boxer work out like a bodybuilder?
>>70126387
Wtf is wrong with her legs?
Bloody Chunder/10
>>70126156
i think it's the hole from her naval piercing that is stretched to hell due to the brat inside of her.
>>70126414
For chicks you homo
>>70126321
No. It's not. It's literally about working your legs.
>>70124934
>that unga bunga when rockstop closes at 7 bongs
>>70126397
I'm not interested in the history of your brain diarrhea.
The statement you made is factually wrong and you talked out of your crusted shit chunk ass. Now go off yourself.
>>70125341
>you will never be this stylish
>>70126446
Have you ever seen a marathon runner?
Working your legs does not guarantee they will get bigger and stronger.
>>70126414
>moving the goalposts
Okay then.
>>70126446
Yeah, I bet.
That's why you have people on /fit/ endlessly spouting shit about people skipping leg day when they clearly work out their legs simply because they are disproportional.
>>70126467
>being this mad
Don't respond to me ever again.
>>70126507
Is this you?
>>70126381
he's not white, that's for sure
>>70124775
Just imagine him smashing your tight little asshole. Every thrust brings you closing to climaxing, but you also begin to cry. He grabs your hair, slaps you, and tells you to shut the fuck up but you can't help it--you've never had Russian cock before.
>>70126490
Yeah. Marathon runners don't strength train. Boxers do.
>>70126507
>he fell for /fit/posting memes
>>70126537
No, I don't live in the UK.
>>70125330
his "legs" are covered by shorts
also he isn't a manlet
>>70126566
It's like you're a fag or something.
>>70126340
It must be as big as her forearm, kek.
>Third date
>"I've made a huge mistake."
>>70126300
Andre was in pain almost every day of his grown life man. That's why he was always downing cases of beer at a time.
Imagine a six-hour flight where your head is bent at a 45-degree angle because you can't fit in the plane. Gigantism puts a lot of stress on your joints, bones and organs.
He was still a super nice guy unless you were a drunk frog pissing him off in a bar.
>>70126615
I'm a femanon
>>70126651
Keep telling yourself that fag
>>70126615
Correct
>>70126651
>femanon
>tight little asshole
>>70126651
Fuck off cunt
Stop fishing for attention
Go eat shit
>>70126340
RIP vagina
>>70125330
How did Harald Schmidt become a meme anyways?
>>70126651
me too
i identify as a little girl
>>70126743
Rest in penis?
>>70126651
tits or GTFO
>>70126566
He is not russian, but some ukr-üntermensch.
>>70126651
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>70126743
What if he has a pinky down there?
>>70124775
Why does no one ever look like they're having fun in these kinds of pictures? That's why I assume one goes to the beach, but they always look like they're being forced to be there.
>>70124807
fucking kek
>>70126796
>london
someonie redpill me on this meme
>>70127012
lurk
more
>>70127012
someonie redpill me on this meme
>>70126831
because they see the paps setting up
also because paps delete pictures where people 0look happy/attractive, because tabloids don't buy those
>>70126095
I'm better at boxing than him, too bad med school ruined my chances
>>70124775
GRONK WANT PRETTY LADI
>>70124775
>Kaya Evdokia weighed 7 lbs, 14 ounces when she was born, with a height of 20 inches. Keep in mind that Hayden is only 5’2″ and weighed 117 lbs before she became pregnant and gained 40 pounds
>“I’m limping around. I’m still trying to figure out what [pregnancy] has done to my body, how it’s changed it. What’s temporary and what’s permanent. I feel like an 80-year-old woman trying to go down the stairs, you know, please tell me this is temporary. But I know some things will never be the same again.”
Literally split in half
>>70127176
>tfw 5'9 and alone
>>70127176
>mercy kill all manlets
top kek
>>70127291
>tfw 6'3 and alone
>>70127349
Wanna get together?
>>70127239
Maybe Gronk should not have picked a lady who is stumpy even to mortal men, has a poorly done fake bosom, and freckles only on her nose somehow.
>>70126340
>nick and disney child-whores used to being 1/3 of the size of their partners
>go for huge men
>realize a little too late they won't have tiny cocks like the old jews they're used to
>>70126764
He evolved through a GET
haven't had access to german tv for half a decade what's he up to these days? His Lego reenactment of the greek lore is legendary.
>>70127366
sure bby
are you bot?
>>70124934
>When you max the eyebrow ridge sliders
>>70127202
He probably makes more money than you ever will, too.
The funny thing is, is that he didn't have to drown himself in thousands of dollars in debt to get into his career.
>>70126634
>>70126743
>>70127374
Neither being tall or being black correlates with penis size.
>>70127388
no but i am hot
i also have big willy
>>70125210
Chris Strokes is a douchebag, dude weed piece of shit.
He's one of the most boring human beings on the face of the planet.
>>70127349
>tfw 6'9 and alone
>>70127012
TinyTrip
what did she mean by this?
>>70127466
I want to lick whipped cream off his abs.
>>70127498
he sudoku
>>70127537
lel betas will be betas
Valuev with his wife
>>70127291
>>70127349
>>70127465
I met my wife at work (tall models agency). I'm 5ft 9.
>female choosing the strongest alpha mate
nothing to see here
>>70124775
how long until the divorce?
>>70124775
How does one get that big?
>>70127564
the obvious drop in quality
>>70125568
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1464441824646s.jpg
>>70127724
Genes
>>70127434
shut up, cuckold
>>70127621
>becomingly forgetting the part where you are a cuck.
>>70127724
genetics
>>70127724
Wear a mask.
>>70127794
How am I a cuck? She doesn't sleep with other men.
>>70127724
Just be yourself, bro.
>>70127787
How am I the cuck when you americans instantly associate black people with bigger dicks when science shows they actually have smaller? I am literally the anti-cuck.
>>70127846
you were already not her first, not reason that you are her last,
>>70127710
>posting ugly jew midget
>>70127890
sauce now faggot
BIG
>>70125210
>mfw my name is chandler
>i read that as chandler and chris stokes fuck
meep
>>70127349
>tfw 6'4 and in a relationship. What did you do wrong?
>>70125113
Ethnicity is not nationality you silly goose. Also Russia is equally made up.
SLAV-ED
How can black men compete?
>>70127890
me on the right
>>70127889
shut up, max cuckold
>>70127890
Who this?
>>70127973
I live in Holland where 6'3 is below average
>>70127890
More more more
>>70128040
ChingChongSnuSnu
Terrible breasts general.
>>70127936
It's funny because after the relationship ended, she told everyone that he was a beta cuck with a small dick
>>70128048
It is higher but 6'3 is above not by much tho.
I guess I'm from Ireland tho so I stand out a lot more.
>>70128040
I don't know if it's her but you should look up maya uchida jav. She literally holds up men to suck their dicks.
>>70127367
dat manface doe
>>70127724
Genes + Good nutritional intake + good physical activity.
>>70128084
HEY!!!!!!! Brooke Shield has always and I do mean always had great breasts.
>>70128084
Yeah but she /fa/ as fuck
>those shoes
Ahhh Mistress Gaga step on meee
>>70128048
I'm also from Holland and you're lying
>>70128084
not wanting to stick your tongue underneath that sideboob
nigga u gay
>>70128119
>Good nutritional intake + good physical activity
This is what manlets really believe.
>>70124875
>"this is my swamp"
>>70126537
That's a great fucking article. Top tier writing.
>>70124775
Pedo
>>70128199
SNU SNU
>>70126537
>cloak and mutton dagger
>>70128184
>People actually want to be tall
I'm 7' 5" and it's a living hell
>>70124934
OGRYN?
>>70127176
>21. And you can be daddy's little girl again...
>>70128238
Join the NBA faggot.
>>70125649
it's mostly skinny ectomorph types with giant ass dicks
so glutes definitely aren't correlated to that
>>70128238
Well I'm 6.7 and it's only a minor inconvenience at worst.
>>70128136
Of course I'm meme'ing but 6'3 isn't anything special. I think the official average is 6'0
Post more tall girls, they're my fetish.
>>70128298
Yea average height in Ireland is like 5'9 so I'm well above average.
>>70124875
>shrek: the live action movie
>>70128289
That's a lie.
I'm 6'9 and it is frequently a significant inconvenience if you actually leave the fucking house.
Traveling is a pain in pretty much every case, clothes are difficult to find in decent fittings, hotel beds are almost always too small. etc.
>>70128283
>ectomorph
>>70128084
>>70128131
i'm just glad that gaga has dressed normally these days
>tfw 6'7
It's not all its cracked up to be. most daily operations average people don't even realize they're doing suck dick. I had to fucking take 6 inches off the length of the bathroom countertop and cabinets so i could comfortably shit in the morning for fucks sake.
Well at least she doesn't have N64 legs.
>tfw 6'2" manlet
I want to die
>>70127176
>20 reasons
>skips 16 through 19
>tfw Hayden's only good nude is where you can't see her face, breasts or height.
>>70128165
You are a moron, a kid with an insufficient diet can have height problems, despite having good genes or not.
Let's say your parents are tall (6'9), but you are abandoned in a 3rd world country and you are poor, you probably will end up as a 6'6, you are still tall, and probably taller than 80% of people, but still shorter than your parents.
Now on the other hand, let's say your parents come from a 3rd world country and they are short (5'8), but they migrate to a 1st world country, they get a good job, and you will end up as a 5'10, still short, but taller than your parents.
So it's not only genes, diet can contribute to height, look at mexicans, mexicans born in USA tends to be 2-3 inches taller than mexicans born in Mexico, Mexican rarely racemix, so it's not that. Same way, niggers born in African rarely reach 5'10, while tons of niggers born in america are 6'0 or taller.
>>70128368
Cellulite is an actual proof there is no god, or at least not a benevolent one
6'1 to 6'6 is like the ideal height range for men.
>>70124775
are roids now ok in boxing?
>>70128451
>tfw too tall
I'm already unattractive! I don't need the extra stares to trigger my insecurities!
>>70128333
Never had problems with clothes and shoes, and I wear shoes sized EU 49.
Beds are too small, even my bed at home is, but it never bothered me.
>>70128438
>You are a moron, a kid with an insufficient diet can have height problems
You're a moron thinking that just because malnutrition can lead to stunted growth, good nutrition will lead to increased growth.
>>70128489
Yea it helps if you are attractive or even just confident in yourself.
>>70125242
>be manlet at 5'7
>see hot amazonian women 6'3+
>this is my fetish
>it will never happen
>hold me bros
>>70128491
Where do you live?
>>70128564
Germany.
>>70128564
In a house
You?
>>70128583
In the frozen wilds.
>tfw 6'0
>only guys i envy are like 6'4-6'1
Feels good to reach an arbitrary number that people find significant
Also if you do posture stretches you can get taller if youre a hunched over nerd like me
>>70128435
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>70128333
>>70128491
It's depends, I live in a 3rd world country, my friend is 6'7 and he has problems everyday, the standard size of doors and showers is 6'2-6'5, he needs to duck to get into the bus, and he needs to buys his shoes on internet.
>>70128698
He could always cut his legs off though
He just sounds like a complaining little bitch? Won't make positive changes to his circumstance but will send his friend to post on an Anglican Premature Birthing forum on his behalf?
http://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/healthandlife/relationships/size-really-does-matter-when-it-comes-to-mens-height-261075.html
manlets BTFO by an Irish woman
>>70128741
EXCELLENT post if i'm being honest
>>70128698
I duck instinctively even when I don't need to. I knocked myself out too many times, even at home.
>>70128741
>Won't make positive changes to his circumstance but will send his friend to post on an Anglican Premature Birthing forum on his behalf?
It's not an expedition.
>>70128827
>knocking yourself out
Lmao. Be more careful.
I to instinctively flinch if my hair touches something though.
A learned reflex after so many close calls.
>>70128819
>jus be urself if ur rich
Bernie Ecclestone (5ft 2½in) managed to attract, date and marry the stunning Slavica Radic who towered nearly a foot above him? Notwithstanding the fact that they have since split up.
And then there is former French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his high-profile wife, former model Carla Bruni, two inches taller than his 5ft 5in, in her bare feet, and who interestingly was quite often seen wearing lower heels at public engagements with him.
Or musician and producer Pharrell Williams, accompanied on the Oscars red carpet by his much-taller wife Helen Lasichanh.
Or Tom Cruise, 5ft 7in, whose willowy ex Nicole Kidman is variously cited as being 5ft 10in or 5ft 11in, depending on reports.
And then there’s 5ft 10in Rod Stewart, whose wife Penny Lancaster measures 6ft 1in in her stockinged feet.
Cussen says normal rules don’t apply in these cases. Wealth, status, power and confidence, she believes, can change a woman’s attitude.
“Status and success will compensate,” she says.
>>70128821
Thanks it made me laugh writing it :+)
>>70128832
It's an invasion.
>>70128934
Yea if you are small then you have to be a wealthy, powerful man to attract a woman
>thread turns into retarded fit/height discussion
every time
>>70128961
I know 2 guys who are like, 5'1? 5'2? something really short. Both of them are very obsessed with making money and being in charge.
Both have independently told me their motivations in life are making money.
Meanwhile I'm pretty lazy and just stumble through life and cause I'm tall I get laid by far more attractive and numerous women.
Maybe I need to get all insecure and become obsessed with money so I can be tall + rich
>>70124934
That new warcraft movie really does have some amazing cgi
>>70126537
Transphobic shitlord should be ashamed
>>70124875
every british woman's fat deposits
>>70125330
gtfo with this reddit tier meme
>>70126095
i'd topple this fool with my agility
watch as he throws punches and misses everytime, then i appear behind him and give him the finishing blow
>>70127564
valuev could've at least tidied up his toys before taking this picture
>>70125558
So Kim Khardasian has a giant dick then.
No wonder Kanye wanted to marry her
![valuev11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D8FCejd.jpg "valuev11[1]")
