Post a picture more JUST than this.
>protip
you can't
>>70123939
>>70123939
>>70123939
>frogposters getting BTFO by fredposters
>>70123987
yep, that'll do it
>>70123987
that's the opposite of just
>>70123987
>Have ever pussy you want in the world
>11/10 Hollywood starlets who the common man would give his net worth for and work as a slave for the rest of his life for
>Don't want any of them, just give me food and fuck off
BASED
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WOMEN WILL NEVER RECOVER
>>70125712
'ello Rato
Is JUST like that movie It Follows?
>>70125712
What the christ?
Is that real?
>>70123939
aw fuck he selling popcorn at theatres now?
>>70125855
>The theatre was a mess, as he expected. "People show no respect for the working man these days", Brendan thinks to himself.
>But the spilled drinks and popcorn no longer bother him. He knows that a job is a job and he needs the money to pay his ex-wife.
>He looks on the ground, a ticket stub.
>It reads: "The Mummy"
>"Feels good knowing people still enjoy my work", Brendan whispers, a small smile forming across his wrinkled face.
>Reading the stub further his face turns pale, he can't believe his blood-shot eyes.
>"...starring Tom Cruise"
>That was the last straw
>Brendan reaches for the revolver he began carrying after his shit-hole apartment was robbed for the fourth time by street thugs.
>With the gun's cold muzzle pressed against his temple he looks up to the sky.
>"JUST-", he screams to the heavens. The trigger is pulled, the muzzle flashes briefly, lighting the dark empty room.
>His ex-wife and Tom Cruise can be heard laughing in the distance.
...
>Johnny Depp wakes covered in sweat. He quickly reaches over to his nightstand and grabs his gold dentures.
>"What a terrible nightmare, I dreamt I was Fraser, the poor sod"
>But Depp quickly realizes he is talking to himself, Amber is not in the bed next to him. In her place lies a document, "Divorce Agreement" read the bold letters.
>"Just..." Johnny mutters under his breath.
To be continued.
>>70123939
They'll be fine.
