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>my friends, you bow to no one

;_;
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Cliche garbage for manchildren thread?
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":Hey Aragorn! Fuck you!"
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>my friends, i am no man
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>>70123194

>My friends, you are the Lords of the Ring
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>>70123194
>My friends, *farts*
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>>70123707
can you show us 50 similar scenes?
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Why is there so much LotR shilling in the last few days?

I mean I like the trilogy as much as anyone but this is suspicious.
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Fucking dumb shit. Clearly they have to respect the law. Does the book expand on this? Are they free to do whatever they want?
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>>70123194
>My friends, if this movie was made in 2016, I would have been black
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>>70123707
>Cliche garbage

Could you provide some examples, enough examples for it to be a cliche,
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>My friends, you are big guys
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>Its a comfy LOTR thread
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>>70123851
>>70123821
>Manchildren get mad when called out
Like clockwork
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@70123878
demonstrate how the scene referenced is cliched
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>>70123878
Nice projecting faggot
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>>70123194
>you will never have a sam in your life
Why wasn't I born a hobbit in the middle ages?
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>>70123910
Summer?
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>>70123911
>projecting
Babby's first defense
>>70123910
Kill yourself mad nerd lmao
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>>70123871
I love these threads, because everyone unanimously agrees it's the best trilogy of all time.
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@70123940
@70123942
so you can't answer the question...
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>>70123910
>@
Why are you doing that
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>tfw not such a plebeian faggot that I think it's OMG SO EBIN GOAT GOAT 10/10

>tfw not such a contrarian faggot that I think it's AWFUL CLICHE GARBAGE STUPID

>tfw literally cannot discuss lotr on /tv/

Fuck all of you faggots.
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>>70123910
>>70123965
>how do I 4chan?
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>>70123965
>gets called out over liking formulaic garbage
>um like how is it formulaic like can you not?
Kill yourself
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>>70123878
Do you really think this is "trolling"?
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@70123967
because direct replies are too good for petty trolls like you
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>>70123871
>the twin towers are sarumans tower and the tower in mordor
HOLY FUCK, i thought it was like what the called the wall on helms deep or some shit
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>>70124007
What a tryhard newfag
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@70123967

Because it's better
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@70124033
kill yourself retard
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@70124033
what a remarkable inability to provide evidence to support your claim
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>>70124007
>>70124063
>>70124081
>>70124087
this nigga for real?
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>>70124081
>I've been an entire month here and I'm unstoppable: the post
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As much as I think the trilogy overall is great, that first film is just way better to me, though the Two Towers is also fantastic. Anyone feel similar, or would you say Return of the King is also up there?
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fucking stop you faggots, this is a lotr thread, it's supposed to be comfy. you're ruining it.
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@70124109
t. i got here yesterday
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>>70124087
>needing evidence for cliche shit being cliche
Watch more movies reddit
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>>70124132
>you're
>>70123707
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>>70124141
I've been here since 2011, but nice try summerfag
Actually consider suicide
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>>70123194
>ywn have friends like this
( ._.)
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@70124147
>>70123821
>>70123851
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@70124132
just ignore them anon
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@70124177
only newfags use the term "summerfag"
you're cringe incarnate. i advise you to kill yourself.
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>>70123947
it is for now, warcraft is about to BTFO out of lotr tho
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>>70124181
>wanting to be spoonfed like a good redditor
Pathetic t b h
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joshy, is that you m8?
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>>70124202
>A summerfag tourist trying to rewrite history
You're reddit incarnate
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>ywn never ride with the Rohirrm
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@70124236
nice memes kiddo.
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>>70124275
>kiddo
C r i n g e
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>>70124110
all three are amazing, but i too preffer fellowship over the others, it's hands down the comfiest of the three.
the two towers is great. last march of the ents is legit my favorite part of the entire trilogy. but it started the "gimli is the comedic relief dwarf" thing that got kinda out of controll in return of the king.
and i only really have two things i would have done differently in the entire trilogy, and that's the ghost army, and gimli the comedic relief dwarf.
the rest is practicaly perfect, yes even legolas ninja-ing a mumakil to death was ok. they just needed to make gimli act more serious, more like a seasoned and skilled warrior as well to balance that.
instead of "lol drunk dwarf, muh beard amiright guys?"

overal the lotr trilogy is hands down the best adaptation ever made, probably
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@70124302
t. cringelord
shouldn't you be making more epic bane threads and obessing over reddit? literally kill yourself
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>>70124338
Why are you so mad newfriend?
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@70124338
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
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@70124206

kek
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>European Union, you bow to no one
Amazing how they let this slip through
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@70124356
why are you so mad?
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>all these cunts using my "@" gimmick
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>>70124394
I'm not the one telling others to kill themselves over not liking Tolkien capeshit
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>All these summer faggots ruining a comfy LOTR thread
Go back to kikebook you underage normies
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>>70124369
Kek
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>>70124421
Can you fit more any more memes and buzzwords in your post?
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Dear lord this board has gone to shit
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i came here expecting a comfy lotr thread, what are you assholes doing to it?
come on shut up and discuss lotr instead of @-ing at each other with memes and shitposts
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@70124395

uhm its actually a new feature for 4chan gold users, it links your reddit and 4chan accounts into one
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>>70124444
Lotr is normie shit
Nice digits doe
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What the fuck is happening? Is 4chan glitching out? Why is everyone using @?
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>>70124369
>>70124377
Samefagging this hard has to be some kind of joke.
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>>70124470
Its basically underage faggots thinking they're cool for writing @______ rather than give the poster their (You).

Alright lads post you favorite soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
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>>70124024
...it's not?
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>>70124529
Whats's that track on the soundtrack called which begins with concerning Hobbits and switches to The Bridge of Khazad Dum?
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>>70124024
>>70124549
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>>70124529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM6w16gVhg
0:59 onwards still gives me chills
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>>70124206
Yeah ok bud
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>tfw summerfags are ruining comfy LOTR threads
Go to /b/ if you want to be faggots. This thread is for discussing LOTR you cucks
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@70124488
yep both me friendo
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Fëanor a shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIZvAe3RBg

This always gives me chills
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It's 2016, you can all stop pretending to enjoy this dogshit now
No need to thank me.
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>>70124248
>you will never do a great charge at the enemy ranks with your battle brothers in your lifetime
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>tfw visited the hobbit village movie set and got to see all the hobbit holes and have a free pint in the green dragon pub

one of the comfiest days of my fucking life brehs
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>>70123760
fucking hacks
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>>70124179
>ywn have friends
ftfy
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>>70124101
> we instagram now
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>>70123927

>share the load.
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How are the commentaries for the trilogy? I'm thinking of making the EE box set my one piece of physical media because I remember the extras on the DVDs being really good.
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>This entire thread
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>>70123871
my phone wallpaper for 2 years now
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@70124444
nice quads
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>>70124024
there is litterly a cut between the tower of saruman and the tower in mordor. where saruman says:' And the union between the two towers.'
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>>70126290
No idea about the commentary but the behind the scenes stuff is absolutely fascinating.
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>>70125232
kys
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>>70123194
>My friends, oh wait I don't have friends.
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>>70124024
I thought the twin towers meant the 2 giant statues
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>>70127848
Those were in FotR not in TT.
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>>70127908
I last saw them in the cinema quite a bit ago

I can't remember shit
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>>70123842
Cause Aragorn is an independant.
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>>70124024
The Two Towers were Orthanc and Minas Morgul.

Hackson wanted to move Minas Morgul to the third movie so he retconned the title.
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>>70124024
>>70124549
>>70127848
How can you possibly be that stupid?
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>>70124024
Dumb fuck
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>>70123194

>Fight off an evil warlord to put another tyrannical king on the throne to lead the human race.

Such progress.
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>>70124369
>real intellectual discussion
>4chan

Every time
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>>70124024
>underrated
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>>70128191
>one is literally satan
>men have always had kings and there was no problem
fuck off retard.
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>>70128117
I was 7
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this is the fattest troll I've ever seen...
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>>70124024
What, I thought it was the two towers of Valar that lit the world in the time before the sun existed.
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>>70123722
idgaf it was a power scene
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S-somebody want to come play lord of the rings online with me? It's by far the most comfy mmo still around even though it's really beginning to show it's age. The zones are also really massive, the old forest takes like 2-3 hours to get through when you're questing and you get lost all the time. It also follows the books, not the films. I can't believe there's still people playing it, but it's nearing the mid-way - endpoint of RotK which means it probably wont be around much longer. Maybe another 1-2 years.
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>>70123910
Leave.

>>>/reddit/
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>>70123967
people on /brit/ do it all the time as to not dignify a clear bait post with (you)s
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>>70128400
>/brit/

don't speak of that place
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>>70128350
Wish they'd make a sequel so we could have new graphics and more people playing, didn't get in on that shit when it was new because WoWmania was running wild brother, and by the time I got into it a bit it was completely dead with the pretty jewish F2P scheme they got going and it still has a pretty clunky feel. But I guess WB or whoever would rather make LEGO The Hobbit 2 or whatever the fuck.

But yeah the massive zones are definitely the best, the first time I zoomed out on the world map was just an absolute revelation of how tiny your character is and there is no super fast travel like teleports or flying mounts which just makes it feel even more massive.

Take this shit to /v/ lad
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>>70128227
>sauron
>satan

Shaking my damn head.
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>I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my king
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>my dear friends, you bow to no one, for I am now The Lord of the Rings, the return of the king in BlueRay HD Dolby 5.1 Surround sound with Samsung home theater for only $669 only at Walmart

What did he mean by this?
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>>70124887
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Is it Kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYrYRC2gJ9E
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>>70128487
but /v/ hates mmos...
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>>70128462
>You will never be a beautiful, glorious, immortal elf fighting for the race of men
why even live
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>>70128639
the last expansion was 2013, does that mean the game will die soon?
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>>70128582
>You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
>Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of The Two Towers?
>Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King, Steward.

No need to memepost, Hackson already did it.
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>>70128690
No. They've got license to finish the books. The siege of minas-tirith just lifted so there's still a good bit of RotK left to go. But once the ring gets thrown into the lava, it's rip time.
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>>70124369
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EOA1wBw_Jt4

Best soundtrack of all time.
Why is it so perfect?
I'm not lying when I say I crie sometimes, while watching this scene by my self.
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A reminder that LOTR was BTFO by based fatman

>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
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>>70128807
he shat until his stool was nothing but liquid
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>>70128807
Tolkien didn't ask enough questions about his character's shits.
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>>70128807
>le everyone dies man

Fuck off. His idea of death comes for everyone at any point is just edgy teenager bait. Tolkien can actually craft a world whereas fatman can't even establish how magic works, and his languages are just plebeian mixes of modern language.
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>>70128807
>An writer taking inspiration from another writer, and using the groundwork that one set as a jumping off point to tell his own unique story
>BTFO
I fear for the future
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>>70128807
>all those inane details
if he wrote the lord of the rings they would STILL be stuck in the fucking shire while half of the characters would be already dead
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>>70128807

>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.
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>>70128799
>2:00
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>>70128807
>Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
Shows how much he knows about LotR
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movie should have ended there, instead we got 30 more minutes of shit.
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>>70128807
didnt the orcs just come out of the ground fully grown?
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>>70128658
Even though I know the concept is a tired one, I love the version of elves that Tolkien popularized. Their is a timelessness in how they are portrayed, and I think every film/games attempts to subvert the trope comes off more as contrarian and ironic than an honest look at how to uniquely create a different version
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>>70128807
Says the man who couldn't be bothered with writing how religion and hierarchy works in a MEDIEVAL world, when in the Middle Ages religion was a very important part of everyone's life.
Just this sole fact completely fucks up ASOIAF as a "historical" series and no, having someone yell "by the seven!" every now and then doesn't fix it.
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>>70128807
>We don’t need any more Dark Lords, we don’t need any more, ‘Here are the good guys, they’re in white, there are the bad guys, they’re in black. And also, they’re really ugly, the bad guys. **George R. R. Martin

What did he mean by this?
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>>70128807
tolkiens story are meant as sort of like an alternate creation myth of the modern world, so no, all those details don't matter. it's a grand story about the fight between good and evil. about how even the smallest and most insignificant of creatures can make the biggest changes. not about political backstabbings and grey morality.
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>[concerning hobbits intensifies]
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>>70128807
>that shit bait getting so many precious (You)s
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I genuinely like Two Towers more than FoS
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This is why the warcraft movie is garbage you will never care about the characters in it as much as you cared about every single member of the fellowship
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>>70129184
The post was bait but GRRM was serious when he said it
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>>70128979

What are the elves like in the books?
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>>70123707
Here's your (You)
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>>70128968
I thought that was just Uruk-hai
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>want to watch this
>open file
>900000000000 hours
>don't want to watch this anymore
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>>70128807
HOLD THE DOOR
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>>70127848
>if hackson make this today they would be the same statues
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>>70123927
You could have just been an upper or upper-middle class British person between 1850 and 1920. Sadly all the Sams and most of the Frodos died trying to stop Germany's thirty year chimpout.
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>>70126290
Actors commentary is pretty much nonstop Hobbit banter, it's great. The commentary with Jackson, Boyens, and Walsh is really insightful as well
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>>70128085
>this
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>>70123194
I had no feels during this scene. Only
>Wew lad, thats a shitty green screen effect
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>>70128085
Tolkien never specified which towers.
There is no right answer.
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>>70123947
The Bourne trilogy was the best trilogy of all time.
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>>70129500
Kill your self
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>>70129646

3 was a carbon copy of 2
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So much hate against Tolkins masterpiece lately, why?
Because of sjw, GOT faggots or just meming?
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>>70129281
In the books, the elves display more emotion, amusement or at least express a sense of irony. They also have more songs and interact with frodo and sam early on.
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>>70128799
https://youtu.be/sQ9NOV3KNpY?t=5m18s
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>>70129570
That's what he drew on the cover of the book. I think that's a pretty clear answer.
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>>70129865
>muslim moon over one tower
>jew star over the other

real subtle
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>>70128658
RIP HALDIR
#wediditforhim

still kinda hurts
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>>70129807
how do we from that.. to this

https://youtu.be/mllXxyHTzfg
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>>70128807
>fantasy needs to reflect reality
i hate this man
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>>70129865
Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul/Ithil?
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>>70123878
>make a claim to incite anger
>people calmly ask for evidence
>refuse to back it up and call us "mad"
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>>70130054
>us
Pathetic
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>>70129959
>jew star
K
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>>70130045
Minas Tirith is a city.

It's Orthanc (Saruman's tower) on the right, you can tell by the star and the white hand of Saruman. And Minas Morgul on the left, the tower of the rising moon.
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>>70123194
>when your king bows to a bunch of fucking manlet peasants
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>>70129968
Still better than trap/dubstep or kanye
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>>70130045
Barad-dûr, you know, the one with the eye?
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>>70129959
I want /pol/ to go.
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>Taller than some and fairer than most
>Softspoken, yet cheerful and fun
>immediately rises to the challenge of carrying the one ring
Frodo a best
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>>70130091
Pls stop posting weebshit in my precious lotr thread
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>>70129865
Thats the tower of the moon , what Minas Morgul used to be called , and Orthanc in Isengard.
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>>70130088
Yes I know but it also has a bg tower in the center ;)
>>70130213
Yeh because the right tower totally looks like barad-dur, you know the tower with the fucking eye, what is totally missing
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>>70130251
dat environment
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I wonder if Gandalf ever raped Frodo.
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>>70130430
There's no eye in the books.
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>>70123707
Shut up cuck that's your heritage you are shit talking
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>>70129746
I dunno lol
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>>70128726
Tolkien did it before him, though
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>ywn be a ranger retired in the Shire while having lovely feasts
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>>70130621
The dunedain don't live together with Hobbits
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>>70123194

> my friends, I have returned to be King
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Really Jackson?
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>>70130487
Delete this!
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Best character?
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>>70123707
underrated post
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>>70130770
Also Gandalf of course
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>>70129807
>tfw i cry evertim
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>>70130794
Go back to your GOT threads
You edgy teenager
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>crying watching fucking the lord of the rings
Consider suicide
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>>70130770
nah
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>"There is only one chance to beat the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring has to go south."
>"I have made a deal with the lord of the rings: the two towers shall together rule middel earth"
>"we need to attract the armies of the lord of the rings: the return of the king shall do this very well."
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>>70130859
You are really cool and edgy, posting funny maymays on le 4chinz.
Can we be friends?
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>>70130905
No, I'm not friends with crybaby losers.
Go and read your narnia books, fag, but be careful, you might weep a little.
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>>70128807
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>>70130887
jesus christ, really?
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>>70123194
scenes women will never understand.
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Lord of the Rings would be considered racist if it came out today.
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>>70130932
No need to be mad, friend
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>>70130968
>I cried watching the lord of the fucking rings
What's your excuse? Did a dwarf rob your heart?
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>>70130937
Is this shitfor real?
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>>70124177

lol
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>>70131025
Yeah, that's what happens if you drink dirty water.
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>>70130932
You are the definition of millennium faggots.
So fucking edgy in a anonymous board.
Sorry I'm not a robot consuming weebshit and going in threads just to hate people who actually enjoy what they watch and read.
Why do you waste your time hating someone in threads you don't enjoy?
Do you hate your self as well?
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>>70131025

You couldn't make this stuff up.
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>>70131125
>being this protective of high fantasy garbage
How can you fall this low in life?
Elves aren't real anon.
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>>70131010
I'm sorry you've never felt real friendship and the feeling that this film evokes of having to leave behind said friends.
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>>70131010
I really don't get faggots like you..

I never enter threads I don't like, this is why I stay away from Got and star wars
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>>70128889
>if he wrote the lord of the rings they would STILL be stuck in the fucking shire while half of the characters would be already dead

There would be no Shire, it would be a shitty grimdark hellhole where the Hobbits practiced slavery and colonialism against the other Hobbit groups.
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>>70131168
>Stop liking things I hate

You must be fun at parties
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>>70131186
>the lord of the fucking rings
>a poignant, moving story about friendship
How do you kids keep getting more pathetic with each consecutive post?
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LotR is without a doubt the most homo exotic series ever. Cannot take it seriously.
>Share the loooooaaaaad
>Gandaaaaallllffff
>I love you Mr Frodo!
>All the Hobbits bouncing on the giant elf bed together.
Fuck LotR is gay as shit
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Is it only me or is the cinematography or camera angle of the first film is really weird and different compared to the later 2 films?

Like they had a different cinematographer or something.
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>>70131186
This
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>>70131242
Jesus you're edgy.
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>>70130859
>>70130932
>>70131010
>>70131168
>>70131242
>>70131264
/tv/ is not the place for you
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>>70131286
I just have real friends (as in not imaginary elves) therefore no need to start crying about high fantasy shit.
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>>70129281
They are prancing faggots rather than uptight faggots
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>>70131242
not that guy but the point of movies is to willingly give in to their calls and pleas for emotion. sitting still with a stone face while constantly telling yourself "omg this movie is so SHIT" is fucking retarded
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>>70123878
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>>70131264
>I watch thing I don't like

Pls stop meming nobody care what you have to say, nobody does eithher in real life.
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>>70131339
No you don't. If you had real friends you wouldn't be some sad child with an inferiority complex who feels the need to post about how superior his taste in "high literature" is on an image board based on Malaysian rice planting.
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>>70131264
>Being in the closet
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>>70131339
Why don't you go hang out with your "real friends" then, instead of shitposting in a thread you don't even like?
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>>70131456
When did I even mention high literature you dumb frogposter?
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>allright we need a bad guy whos in league with Sauron
>How about a guy named Saruman

Holy shit really Jackson?
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>>70123840
what? lotr generals have always been common.
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>>70131490
I'm guessing you don't read at all
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>>70131476
>REEEEEEE YOU DON'T CRY WITH THE ENDING TO LORD OF THE RINGS? GET OUT NORMIE ONLY DERANGED MANCHILDREN ARE ALLOWED HERE
Grow up
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>>70131490
>doesn't even read
>still watches GoT, even after the abysmal last season
>unironically likes capeshit

You are cancer.
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>>70131336
I'd enjoy it more if it wasn't filled with goofy gay shit and unintentionally hilarious moments
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>>70130512
>that's your Middle Earth Gondorian heritage you are shit talking
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>>70131505
This meme wasn't that funny when it started.
Now it's just shit.
Pls stop shit posting
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>>70131541
>implying I do any of those things
0/3
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>>70131537
That's right, if you greentext hard enough, you'll win the "argument".

Pathetic, to be quite honest.
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>>70131537
But it's usually teenagers that are as uptight as you about their emotions
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>>70131592
>he still defends crying while watching the lord of the rings
>calls anyone else pathetic
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>>70130082
A few people asked for evidence. Is a group of people not an "us"?
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>>70131630
You're so tough and cool, what's it like never to experience emotion?
How much pussy do you get on a daily basis?
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>>70128117
no u
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>>70131537
Dude, what is your point now?
We get it, you are so grown and intellectualy superior to us.
Now go back to your grimdark GOT shit.
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>>70131186
The very powerful themes of endings, death and the passing of things as they were that Tolkien has throughout the LOTR has always really affected me emotionally to be honest. I have no idea why, but so much of it makes me feel sad.


I sit beside the fire and think
of all that I have seen,
of meadow-flowers and butterflies
in summers that have been;

Of yellow leaves and gossamer
in autumns that there were,
with morning mist and silver sun
and wind upon my hair.

I sit beside the fire and think
of how the world will be
when winter comes without a spring
that I shall ever see

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood in every spring
there is a different green.

I sit beside the fire and think
of people long ago,
and people who will see a world
that I shall never know.

But all the while I sit and think
of times there were before,
I listen for returning feet
and voices at the door.
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>>70131630
>Being this insecure
Are you a teenager?
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>>70130859
>>70130932
>>70131010
>>70131168
>>70131242
>>70131339
>>70131490
>>70131537
>>70131584
>this one teenager has nearly completely derailed the thread
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>>70131667
>never to experience emotion
I've cried to Dreams, Ikiru, Amadeus and Blade Runner, to name a few
Not the lord of the fucking rings lmao
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>>70131667
I think he has nothing to say.
The only thing he can is shitposting and not telling us why he thinks lotr is not good in his opinion
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>>70131724
>this guy posted something that offends me personally
>i know this guy is trolling me and fishing for replies
>ugh.........i need to reply to tell him that hes wrong!!!!

you derailed the thread you insecure bitch
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