>The name's Bond... Jane Bond
Only shitlords will have a problem with this
I guess I'm a shitlord then
>>70117598
I wasn't sure before, but I think now is the time to smash the patriarchy.
AWW HELL NAWW
>>70117598
What's with all the extremely nigga looking blacks recently? Can't they pick some more attractive darkies?
>>70117598
>>The name's lord... Shit Lord
Only feminists will have a problem with this
Isn't she going to play King Kong in the new Skull Island movie and fight Godzilla in the spin-off?
The now pen explodes coco butter.
>>70117598
>niggeress
>Jane
My suspension of disbelief cant handle this. They'd have to name her Janette'qualine of something.
HOL UP
>>70117598
Is this real? Please don't be real...
MEESA NAME IS JANE, BOND JANE
>>70117598
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>mfw
>>70117989
what the fuck
>>70118029
>>70117989
it's the future you chose
http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/24/new-york-city-lets-you-choose-from-31-different-gender-identities/
Amber Lynn (in her absolute prime) is the only Jane Bond I'd ever give a damn about.
>>70117598
The name's Bond... L-a Chantrelle Shaniqua Monique Bond
>>70117598
Lol she looks like she belongs in the flintstones
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A NIGGER THING
OR A CUNT THING
BUT I'M CHIMPING OUT
>>70117598
>Jane Bond
That's pretty sexist anon... Just because she is a woman doesn't mean that she couldn't be named James.
YO VODKA KOOLAID CHICKEN NOT STIRRED
>>70117598
looks like she was electrocuted while snorting crack
>>70118433
Yea as the toilet monkey
>>70117598
Literally this
>>70117662
>he wants his blacks to look more white
R A C I S T
Ooga booga Wehr da white bois at?
>>70117598
Now that style takes me back. Fucking uncanny.
>>70119186
His blacks?
>>70119341
What's green and hangs from trees?
I swear to god they should get a fit female to play James Bond if they insist on getting a female to play the character.
I don't care if they're white, brown, yellow or poointheloo they should be fit otherwise the film will flop.
>>70117598
I have yet to see this gorilla in anything where she talks in a normal volume
>>70119566
It's probably hard to stop when your only setting is 'angry black thing'
>>70117598
The name's jungo, coco jungo.
Only racists will have a problem with this
>>70119475
>a fit female
That's ableism. She should be a disabled obese transfluid trans-african jewish woman. Now THAT would currentyeary.
>>70117989
>estrogen pill
>soma pill
Can't help but think you only really need the one, this story could use some tightening up.
>>70117989
>>see cis thin white male at the zoo
After you cis whities are gone we blackmen are next
>>70117989
>tfw out of Privilege Peanuts
>>70117598
What I hate the most is that there is no shortage of sexy black women, yet rather than see them on the big screen we get first generation evolvees
>>70120317
You gotta time it right.
After all white men are gone you just say that you identify as trans-white and BAM. Back to the top of the stack you go. It's the old holocausteroo. Nothing more oppressed than a race that got genocided.
>>70117598
anon this bait is expired and reeks of faggotness
>try harder next time
>>70121962
>*clicking noises*
Say what?
>>70118159
Agreed famicom
>"Do you expect me to talk?"
>"No, Mrs Bond, I expect you to die!
>"AW HELL NAW"
Brownfinger
>>70117598
Hol up... so u sayin' we wuz spies n sheit? awwww sheeeeit!
>>70117598
That actually looks like an ooga booga
>>70117598
goddamn how is that thing allowed to walk the streets like this? Won't somebody think of the children?
>>70117598
>that hair
this is the first funny female comedian
not because of her jokes tho
>>70117598
that would be great for the youtube comments alone
WE
WUZ
KANGZ
