On a scale of 1 to 10, how hyped are you?
HOL UP
He must have gotten bored of his one character and decided to play himself.
>>70110669
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
YOU MEAN WE WUZ ELBAS AND SHIT
nice nips
about a 6 but my gf says 10
>>70110688
DRANK
>>70110721
Is this the new Blacked promo?
>>70110669
Can't wait to see this with my wife's son
Good for him to have someone of his own race to look up to
>>70110669
My GF is very exited.
>>70110669
ELBA/10
>>70110732
channing tatum
>>70110669
whats his tattoo say?
Idris Elba is a literal cuck
>>70110669
Why are blacks playing all characters now? Fuck hollywood, I think Leonardo DaVinci Da Caprio would play Idris Elba much better in Elba tbqh family
>>70110669
i want to see his thick uncut BBC so fuckin bad jesus christ
Would make a decent bobba fett
>>70110814
Sit down
>>70111776
wow what an ego
>>70111606
>reading that
I'm actually going to kill myself now
>I'm an XL
What did he mean by this?
>>70110669
Why do people want this guy to play Bond?
I've watched some stuff that he's in and I just don't see it.
>>70112616
Watch Luther. He plays chocolate Colombo.
>>70112616
Because they want a black guy to play Bond and Idris is the GOAT black actor.
I don't want to see it but my girlfriend has been bugging me all week about it...
>>70112616
>>Why do people want this guy to play Bond?
because women get wet around him and women are always ready to let betas pay them tickets for kino
Z E R O
>>70110669
god i want to get BLACKED by him
he's such a fucking qt
probably bigger penis than my bf
>>70113986
Most women don't even know who he is. Micheal B JORDON women would find way hotter. I think its betas on 4chan who like Elba.
>>70114124
>Michael B Jordon
you literally show up in every Idris thread declaring Michael B Jordan is hotter than Idris. What the fuck is your actual problem m8? Are you him or something?
>>70112554
>killing yourself over what cunts think
Normie
>>70114166
I've never been in Elba thread retard. Also, Elba was never known outside white suburbian wiggers who loved The Wire.
>>70111606
I'm tall and life still sucks.
>>70110669
thats not a real movie
I'd say about 3/5
>>70114124
Elba chose to be marketed as any other male actor: the hot guy. It was already this in the Office. the fuking poster here is Elba naked. Elba already did a shoot where he rips his shirt off. His appearance in talks shows revolves around being a womanizers.
I know you do not know a lot about women, but elba is directed towards women and homos (in denial or not).
>>70110669
>no starring idris elba at the bottom
Can someone shoop "starring idris elba" somewhere near the bottom of the poster?
>>70115007
Butthurt cuck detected. No women even talked about Elba period. Maybe you are britcuck. But not in the usa.
>>70112234
DRANK
>>70115589
Keep thinking that white boi
>>70110669
So this is Being John Malkovich Episode 2: Electric Niggaroo?
>>70115645
STAND UP
>>70111606
My wife's son is also excited.
>>70115739
Drank
>You will never watch Elba fuck your wife to orgasm before ejaculating into her unprotected pussy
Why even live bois?
>>70115765
Shit post
>>70114327
>never been in Elba thread
sure thing dude. It's not like I saw you shitting on Idris yesterday while holding up Jordan as some god of aesthetics.
>>70115790
Drank
>>70110669
I just want to suck milk from his ginormous tits.
>>70114449
im short and life sucks
I remember you was conflicted
>>70115816
BANE POST
is this a spin off to Louis CK's masterpiece?
>>70110669
why the fuck do /pol/cucks spam this shit everywhere
its even on /diy/ now
>>70115860
Bane?
>>70115893
Flight plan
>>70115934
Pavel
>>70115709
>>70115674
Op please your pathetic cuck comics only prove me more right. Go jerk off to your nigger.
>>70110669
Idris takes me out of every movie I see, and his "serious black man who doesn't worry about what white people think" Shtick is just depressingly uninteresting.
>>70115709
>>70115674
I already said Jordon was a better nigger for the job. Your comments make 0 sense retard.
>>70112554
haven't seen this gif before, thanks brother
>>70114449
I'm a manlet but have 2 super duper tall friends and let me tell you, girls in your height category will still be interested in you if you are good looking and have decent confidence. If you're tall and ugly, you have to compensate more than the manlet.
>>70112589
he meant he's a big guy, but not big enough to wear the chocolate turtle looking guy's over sized XXL t shirts.
how fucked up what that chick though?
she was too fine desu
