Are Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart a secret couple?
They're consistently in movies together
She only likes vaginas.
He gets cucked so hard in that movie
>>70072395
she probably pegs him just for variety
>>70072372
I know Adventureland bombed and so did American Ultra. Maybe the financiers hate money
He should have fucked that semen demon Lisa P instead
>>70072372
They do look like they were made for each other somehow
>>70072372
somewhat related, but I think they were both great in that Max Landis flick.
it might be his writing but, they were a great couple.
He has better taste, dating that homeless looking girl.
>>70072372
kstew only likes smelly girl armpits. shes pretty patrician tbqhf (two b quit honest familia)
They're both shit actors and they both have a cult audience of shit-taste tumblrfags.
>>70072395
But she also loves having her feet kissed, licked, and sucked on by boys. So she still needs a boyfriend to get what she wants.
they are both socially awkward so they probably just like each others company
>>70072372
>her arms are literally as thick as his
That's pathetic for him.
>>70072448
Yeah they seem made for each other tbqhfam
they are friends shes a dyke
>>70072482
>he fell for the weightlifting meme
>>70072472
No K-stew only likes girlfeet, that's what I've heard. She sucked on Dakota's Fanning's toes for 3 hours straight
>>70072531
She may like girlfeet, but she also enjoys having her own feet worshiped by boys.
>>70072520
>he will never know the feeling of being physically fit in his entire life
Holy shit, I feel legit sorry for you.
OP here
About to watch American Ultra to get my fix of EisenStew
Kstew only fucks Chads, and old movie directors and producers
Kristen has more testosterone than Eisenberg so he's probably like a little brother to her
Is there really no more discussion to be had about the cinematic pairing of these two thespians?
>>70072372
The Jews have deemed it for these two. I don't see what the big idea is since neither are considered mega stars.
>>70072372
I think they just appeal to the same type of people. Specifically people who can't tell bad acting.
>>70072372
> eisenberg is gay
> steward has the loyalty of brutus
>>70073929
Stay mad, my man. Not only did Kristen get that Cesar award, but also won a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award over Jennifer Lawrence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u62EJEsuFtY
