ITT lets write our predicted RT scores for upcoming movies along with review blurbs.
I'll start.
>Pic related
78%
"Pulse-pounding, stellar action raises Jason Bourne above its derivative plot."
>ghost cunters
>a glib facsimile
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>Ghostbusters
>35%
>While elevated by it's stellar cast, this reboot relies too heavily on it's gimmick of an all-female cast and modernizations of old concepts and not nearly enough on entertaining the audience
>Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
>55%
>At times feeling it's length as an SNL sketch dragged on for too long, there are enough fresh laughs here to satisfy fans of the Lonely Island brand of humour
>Finding Dory
>74%
>Ever delivering on positive messages and meshing humour for young and old, Finding Dory finds itself as another passable catalog entry
>The Shallows
>22%
>Poor pacing and 90 minutes of Blake Lively acting are not this film's worst problems, and neither is the shark; where is the tension?
The Purge: Election Year
>18%
>The first entry of the series that has committed any movies fatal flaw: apathy
>Star Trek Beyond
>72%
>A visual spectacle packed to the brim with frantic action sure to entice most, true fans of the series will be left wondering what final frontier it's patented charm left for
>Warcraft
>50%
>While this CGI-laden adaptation of Blizzard's hit franchise may satisfy those who are familiar with the lore, the stiff characters and poor pacing drag it down for casual viewers.
>The Cuckold 2
>100%
>Our times greatest pece of cinema, this film haaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Free State of Jones
>38%
>A stellar cast cannot salvage what is a misguided attempt at honouring America's polarizing history thanks in large part to a B grade script and loose directing
>Suicide Squad
>62%
>Much more fun than the dour Man of Steel and BvS. Despite this, and the stellar performance of Jared Leto as the Joker, the film fails to ignite the DCEU.
keep em coming homies but for gods sake it's not "it's", you just write its with no apostrophe if it's possessive REEEEeE
>Star Wars episode VIII: fall of the resistance
>75%
>while at times straying too far away from the classic star wars formula, the new star wars still delivers on the adventure and character
so basically better than TFA
