>movie is over
>take my remaining popcorn and throw it across the floor
>empty my drink onto one of the seats
>laugh at the cuckboy beta 16 year old who has to clean it on the way out
Anyone else?
do you feel...in control?
I usually shoot up the theater before the movie even ends.
God I love living in america.
I'm too much of a soft cunt to do anything like that.
haha i don't even go tot he movie box !!
>>70069545
You're using this image wrongly
me too anon, I am a job creator
>>70069545
Absolute madman
>>70069597
>tfw you dont get chosen to be the designated theater shooter
Some people just want to watch the world burn
I want to fuck that usher
>>70069608
Please accept my apologies
I kill about 10 people a day to make sure that cops, nurses, doctors, ambulance driver and judges all have work to do.
I'm a fucking saint.
>>70069545
I always bring a box cutter to slice a tiny bit off the bottom right corner of the screen once everyone's gone. They're labelled, so I can remember the last film that was projected on each piece. The trick is to see the last showing so there's hardly any employees left around.
>>70069629
You probably aren't white enough.
Are you literally me?
>sitting alone in theatre
>batman vs superman, no intention of watching that normie garbage
>stare at cinema employee standing in aisle
>17, acne riddled teenager, probably making minimum wage kek
>half way through the movie, his eyes finally make contact with mine
>slow grin spreads across my face
>reach into popcorn bag for first time, pull out single piece
>wink at the wagecuck, and let the popcorn fall to the ground
>continue doing so, one piece at a time, until bag is empty
>baby wagie already gripping his groom, knowing he's going to have to clean it all
>movie not even two thirds done
>take my drink, still maintaining eye contact
>start pouring it in front of me, waving it left and right
>wagie holding back tears at this point
>finishhim.jpg
>reach into my jacket, pull out candy I brought from home
>begin unwrapping TEN separate chocolate bars, all different makes
>smoosh them into my seat, trying hard not to laugh too loud
>wagebaby looks like he's going to have a stroke
>grinning like a madman, finish up with the last chocolate bar
>covered in my own mess, lay back, and stare at ceiling until the movie's done
>walk out, as I pass by the wagecuck, tip him only a dollar
Never even saw a second of that capeshit. Can't wait to go back.
>>70069545
So you want to fuck him? What are you gay?
Who am I kidding, of course you are, you're OP after all.
>>70069545
I did this back in high school except I did it to watch other theater patrons slip on the butter. I'd also throw pocket change in the rows in front of me when the lights dim. Kinda feel ambivalent about right now tbqh
>>70069849
The only thing more pathetic than being a wagecuck is being one who gets paid minimum wage
>buy a ticket
>rip it up before the ticket ripper can get to it
>>70069962
>ticket ripper's face
>>70069545
are you implying that you want to fuck that underage cleaning boy?
>>70069933
Reward of the wagecuck : Money, respect, friends, gf
Rewards of the Neet :
>>70069962
>work at ticket desk
>customer asks for Civil War
>print him a ticket for Mother's Day and tell him our computer is malfunctioning
>correct it by hand to say Civil War
>do this all day
>>70069608
He wants to fuck the movie chairs
>>70070109
Surprised you're up so late wagecuck, shouldn't you be in bed by now? Don't want to be tired when you're making Mr Shekelstein money tomorrow
>>70070157
doing the good Lord's work, Anon
>>70069608
>>70069635
>>70069862
>>70070023
>>70070165
op confirmed for a cuck
>>70070178
Dont work till noon. Shouldnt you be contemplating suicide and reaffirming that you are somehow above social interraction? also you might want to take a shower, for your mothers sake :^)
>>70069545
after watching your capeshit right?
>>70069629
>Don't get chosen as designated theater shooter
>Shoot it anyways
>Get my shooter license revoked
I thought this was supossed to be the land of freedom
>>70069545
what did he mean by this?
>>70070109
What is freedom
>>70070253he wants to fck that rabbit
>>70070238
>spend a third of your life making someone else money
>when you're not doing that go online and defend your cuck lifestyle for free
Also thanks for funding my NEET lifestyle, I'll think of you when the check comes in :-) thanks for letting me financial cuck you
>go into movie theater
>sit down and watch movie
>>70070335
>buy ticket
>leave
>>70070434
the absolute madman
>go into movie theater
>chimp out at the screen the entire time
>dispute the actions of the lead character
>say "Whoop his ass" when he confronts the villain
>remark "Oh hell no" when a potentially suspect or homosexual situation occurs
>look around and concede "That was good" when the movie is near over
>>70070335
>cuckposters are NEETS
shocker
>>70070482
When someone bothers me in a movie theater, I start crying and screaming really loudly until they call the cops, then I run out the emergency exit and get an ice cream cone.
>ticket ripper rips my ticket
>tells me to enjoy the movie
>tell him I won't
WTF i hate theater audiences now
>movie ends
>it was just a flick so I live my soiled cinema diaper right there in the seat
That's what the staff are there for
>>70070666
>ticket ripper doesn't want to play Time Crisis with me
>neither does the lobby bartender
What the fuck do they hire these clowns to do?
>>70070238
The fangs on this wagecuck. You want straight for the throat, didn't you.
>>70069629
tfw when he wont even shoot you
>>70069849
Anyone enjoy wrecking public toilets?
>>70070778
>ask the treat negro if he'll win the crane game for me
>he only offers to butter my popcorn
>apply to become the theater shooter
>don't make it
>have my falconry license revoked the same day, AND I spilled my clams on the way in
That was a horrible day desu
>>70069545
>buy ticket
>packed, no seats left
>see one available
>walk across the seats stepping on feet and block the screen because the movie already started
>sit down
>jump back up startled
>it was taken by some girl who was covered head to toe in a blanket, couldn't see anything in the dark
>panicked and sat in the closest seat next to her
>she didn't even move for the rest of the time
>bitch acted like she was in a coma
She probably did it on purpose
>>70070827
I did this in my church as a kid
>>70070904
>can't afford the falconry licensing exam
>bring my seeing eye parrot instead
>now all he does is quote capeshit lines from across the room
>"Charles. Charles. We're better than them, Charles!"
This thread
>>70070335
Autismbux is barely any money. I work alone watching a bunch of screens for alarms that rarely happen (if they do I got to phone someone). I just sleep, watch Netflix and YouTube and shitpost which is all I do at home anyways. I make $55/hr which is more money than I know what than I know what to do with so I have $200k in the bank after working 3 years.
Autismbux is like $600/month and I spend that on groceries alone. You must have to eat ramen at least half the time. No one is jealous of your shitty lifestyle.
>>70071331
Why would you lie. On the internet?!
>>70071331
>$600 dollars a month for one man
Reservations at Dorsia aren't "groceries."
