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Do hollywood stars not realize that women who date them are gold diggers with dollar signs in their eyes? Marry a star, fuck him and please him for a few years, then file for divorce. Walk away with a few hundred million. Become a multi-millionaire with hardly any of the work.
Why does she get £400 million? There's no kids involved. What right does she have to his money?
>>70068806
>right
excuse me shitlord? Are you saying you're anti-equality? Reported to the mods of this sub
JAJAJAJAJA FORCEO MEMEO
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA!!!
>>70068806
This. I dont get it, they were only married for over a year.
>>70068859
>>70068786
nobody said JUST except you, retard
>>70068859
>>70068786
Why you white boys made though
>>70068912
EL PESTERD JAJAJAJAJA
EL JUSTOD JAJAJAJAJA
>>70068806
Because the very condensed version of law in America across the board is the spouse is entitled to all shared assets and entitled to the lifestyle she or sometimes he was living under in the marriage.
It could be worse in Canada its whatever the spouse was making at the time of the divorce, you pretty much cant readjust it so if I married you while I was making 1 million a year. We split up and I lost my job and had to work at McDonalds to pay rent, I'd still owe you 500k a year. It can be renegotiated but its a endless cycle of misery, jail and debt.
>>70069012
EL JUSTOD!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJA
>>70068723
Implying his lawyer isn't already on the case and will leave that bitch with 20 million if she's lucky
>>70069040
Jajajajajaja
>>70069063
Stupid false mexican poster
How men still get into these without a prenup, I don't know.
>>70069146
EL PESTERED
EL JUSTOD
JAJAJAJAJA
>>70069040
>what a shame I only got x million out of that faggot
>>70068723
she is already a millionaire why should she get anything?
>>70069012
this is why dave foley can't return to canada
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Pretty white women are evil.
BREAKING: Johnny Depp and Brendan Fraser to form new JUSTice League
VIVA LOS JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA
>>70068723
Depp in particular looks like he's so constantly zonked that Heard probably told him to his face exactly what she planned to do multiple times and he still didn't get it.
WE MEHICO NOW!!!!
EL JUSTO!!!!
JAJAJAJAJA
>>70068806
She's not going to get shit and it's not even suggested she's asking for shit.
She filed for divorce. That's really all anyone knows about it. Of course tabloids are going to play up the money angle otherwise no one would care.
>>70068786
That's a nice haircut, what do I tell my barber to get a cut like that?
>>70069429
EL JUSTO!!!!!!!
>>70069334
Back to plebbit with your recycled unfunny jokes
>literally paying millions of dollars for some fake haggar looking bitch to fuck for a few years and then sue you
There are MILLIONS of women in the world, just fuck a different woman each night for the rest of your life.
Top kek
And this is after she tried to snuggle dirty american rabies dogs into Australia making him apologise and look like a massive faggot
EL FORCEO MEMEO JUSTO THREAD?!?!?!
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA!!!!
>>70068786
>>70068859
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>>70069456
>>70069511
Fuck off, kid.
>>70069413
>it's not even suggested she's asking for shit
come the fuck on are you really this stupid?
>>70069621
>Cuz all wimminz is greedy bitches, amiright?
>>70069550
t. Bernout
>>70069642
>I'll defend womyn on the internet! That should surely lose my virginity!
>>70069511
Fuck off dirty chicano
>>70068723
You underestimate a woman's ability to manipulate, and a man's capacity for stupidity. No matter how many times a man hear's about something like that happening, they're still susceptible to it so long as they haven't lived it. Hearing stories leaves out the nuances, which let's the man convince himself that his case of a woman half his age marrying him is different.
>>70069686
>pointing out that there are no facts outside of she's divorcing him
>defending
>>70069748
>they're still susceptible to it so long as they haven't lived it
Well I guess I'm lucky I experienced it while I was still young unlike this privileged faggot who made it all the way to fiftyfuckingtwo before some cunt shat him out.
>>70069413
She will get some nice change. In rich people lawsuits lots of money oft monthly for a period is offered to maintain a lifestyle. She may also be an actress and prob makes good money he's worth more and being with him probably enhanced her lifestyle. I mean the dude owns an island ffs.
>>70069748
With everything you know about her up to this moment, if she were to walk up to you and say "hey anon, whats up" you would still shit your pants and try desperately to please her. Dont act as if Amber Fucking Heard couldnt make any man her bitch just with by acknowledging him
>>70069748
>haven't lived it
Isn't Heard like his 2nd or 3rd wife?
>>70069830
i meant to respond to OP
>>70069822
He'll buy her a house and give her a couple mill, which is nothing to him.
It's not going to be a Brendon-esque alimony or 300K a month for 1 kid like some of these guys get hit with.
>>70069456
So mods are 24/7 to 404 every fucking interesting thread but not for this. BRAVO MODS. You are outstanding
>>70069040
This.
She'll get X% of their combined income over the last 15 months, minus the payments minus anything by Disney because they'll manipulate or re-negotiate the contract so that whore doesn't get any of his Alice+Pirates money.
She'll get between $20 - $30 million in an early settlement. Not bad for 15 months of prostitution.Best escorts in the world don't even make that much.
Johnny should consider it idiot tax. What kind of retard marries his fuck toy?
>>70069830
this is why i am deeply misogynistic. i'm average looking but it's amazing how being a prick to women attracts them. you just have to let them yell and throw their tantrums then you let them crawl back. they are permanent children.
>>70069822
this. not getting knocked up is a huge blunder on her part. she'll get pennies.
>>70069461
This is what Leo does. And the media still have the gall to question why he's still single at 40.
kek
>>70069833
>>70069833
yeah but I'm sure they were much older than Heard.
this new generation of girls is something. they're like bred assassins.
Depp probably did realize this, which is why he married someone who was already loaded figuring that she wouldn't care about his money during a divorce.
He doesn't get that certain women don't care about the money per se, they'd still squeeze you for everything you have even if you were a garbage collector. Divorce is simply a competition for them, and the only way to win is to rob your spouse of as much as possible. That's why you hear these gutwrenching tales of ex-wives even demanding (and getting) the family dog even though the husband bought it before they met.
>>70069413
>She filed for divorce. That's really all anyone knows about it
she asked for maintenance in the divorce papers. California also goes by communal property and there was no prenuptial agreement. she could very well get half his shit plus huge monthly payments if she is wiling to fight for it. They'll settle though.
Supposedly he was the pursuer. Heard is a lipstick lesb he's the only guy she's dated while famous whereas she's dated 3 girls and allegedly two others including Wilde before either were very famous.
>>70069931
>tales of ex-wives even demanding (and getting) the family dog even though the husband bought it before they met
That's always the worst. And then they have it put down being the petty fucks that they are.
>getting married
>not just having kids
marriage is an outdated concept at this point with the way the law works, you're a fucking moron for doing it at this point.
>>70069870
EL PESTERED!!! JAJAJAJAJA
JUSTO!!!!
Yeah because JUST is such an important film discussion. Especially when you retards say the same shit over and over.
JUSTO!!!!
>>70069931
>Depp probably did realize this, which is why he married someone who was already loaded figuring that she wouldn't care about his money during a divorce.
She would have around $10 million in her name at best.
Depp has like half a billion. That greedy bitch saw dollar signs and A list roles.
>Le all women want your money maymay
No just the ones it is painfully obvious don't actually love you. If you deliberately walk into a busy street is it the drivers fault that you get hit or your own?
>>70069937
>maintenance
Which is exactly what I mean. Now definitions of what that is vary, but it doesn't imply there will be asset assessment involved. Simply gimme some $$ to live on for awhile.
>>70069931
>That's why you hear these gutwrenching tales of ex-wives even demanding (and getting) the family dog even though the husband bought it before they met.
This infuriates me to no end. Famemely Guy had it right with that skit about the guy pretending to be happy to bump into his ex and the whore gave the dog away. Women are so vindictive.
>>70070040
Women are incapable of feeling love for anything besides their children, and that's because the fetus secretes a hormone in the womb that makes them love it.
Is this the /samerepetiveforcedmemeretardshit/ thread?
>>70068723
That's what he gets for hating President Trump
>>70070040
i'm no MRA faggot but there's some terrifying shit about divorce laws and how hosed the husband gets, because if the husband is working and making 100k a year, legally they see that as both husband and wife making 50k equally.
And let us not forget: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."
Worse case scenario is he rented the pussy for a year for about 10 million if the bitch is lucky. Lesson learned. Doubt she'll get any more than 20 million which he probably won't miss anyway.
Let's hope she gets a female judge. Contrary to popular belief, they're usually less forgiving on wives during these kinds of things. It's white knight male judges who like to act like surrogate daddies and make sure princess gets hers.
>Be Notch, the creator of Minecraft
>game is getting pretty big financially
>wife divorces you
>she runs off with some of your money
>next month Microsoft buys you out for nearly three billion dollars
>>70068723
>>70068806
The laws are simply outdated. The point of making the law like that was to offset that most women didn't ever earn a living in the "good ol days" and couldn't return to their parents as a burden so they needed some money to live off of until they found a new man. And being the Christian nation that it was the USA didn't just want to throw those women into the streets that got divorced.
That's all it is. There is no great conspriacy against men, it's just that nobody has bitched enough for that law to be changed.
>>70070040
Women think they love you when they marry you. Then they change their mind.
>>70070118
only in california. divorce laws in california are retarded
>>70070135
Only SJW don't know that women hate women more than men do.
>>70070090
>said the guy who got rejected in high school years ago and has never talked to a woman since
>>70070118
see
>>70070169
>>70070135
Honestly, I hope she gets a white knight judge who gives her half of Depps assets. Id much rather a 10/10 goddess like her gets 200 million to do with as she pleases than have his sorry old ass hold on to his money. Let her be the spoiled goddess she deserves to be
>>70068723
Depp should've never married her. He goofed hard.
He knew what she was deep down and he did it anyway; I don't feel as much sympathy for him as I would an everyman getting fucked over.
He knew she was young, loose and calculating. He also knew that he was a giant social boost and meal ticket to her. AND YOU DECIDE TO LEGALLY BIND YOURSELF TO THAT?
nice1bruv.
>>70070155
I love a story with a happy ending.
>>70070053
>Now definitions of what that is vary
in california it will be equal to that necessary to "maintain the lifestyle to which the spouse has become accustomed to".
>but it doesn't imply there will be asset assessment involved
there will. that's what community property means. anything he bought before the marriage is safe. his cash and purchases while married though are not.
>>70068723
>singling out women who date actors
all women do this, it's the price of pussy
>>70070182
I'm having my wedding in Saudi-Arabia for that reason. A temporary conversion to Islam is worth it.
>>70070135
Let's hope he doesn't and he loses everything. Maybe he won't be so #ImWithHer when he has to get by like everyone else in a world run by Democrats
>>70070248
>A temporary conversion to Islam is worth it!
Nice try Abdul.
>>70070248
i atteneded a Saudi wedding nice. the perfumes were awesome which is the one thing I can't forget in that ceremony
>>70070217
this. she should be living in a mansion waited on hand and foot by her beta slave boy
>>70070229
Yes, I agree, but as you said, IF she fights for it. That she's only asking for maintenance with no addendum (maintenance until assets can be audited) suggests she might not.
>>70070216
Nah, said by the OB/GYN pleb.
>>70069883
Forget prostitutes. most people don't even make this much in their lives.
>>70068723
OH NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL HE COPE WITH ONLY $200 MILLION DOLLARS?????
BEING JOHNNY DEPP TRULY IS SUFFERING
>>70070284
gulf arabs and their ridiculous tastes get old pretty quick once the novelty wears off
>>70068723
Lol, only in AMERICA.
The women are slutty and fat, it's no wonder that they are greedy.
Ameeicans are so stupid.
Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these
You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.
But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this
In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.
We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.
As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime
You fat fucks truly deserve Trump
What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.
Fuck you America.
You fat cunts.
You stupid pigs.
You unbelievable mongrels.
You are a nation in decline.
Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.
When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing CANADA is.
>>70070316
Granted but she is virtually a prostitute which is why I was comparing her income to other whores.
>>70070217
what the fuck is your problem. every one of these threads you bitch about how much you hate him. I get disliking a celebrity, hating one is just autistic. Did he fuck your wife or something you cuck?
>>70070292
>slave boy
They'll be slave girls.
>>70070329
Even if it is more money than anyone would ever need he should not be forced to give away half of his wealth to some whore who spent less than a year and a half in his life.
>>70070431
>Fatmerican pretending to be a fellow leaf to perpetuate /pol/s "Canadians are shitposters" epic maymay
Fuck off.
>>70070223
>I don't feel as much sympathy for him as I would an everyman getting fucked over.
I feel more for johnny depp than some nobody faggot.
At least depp starred in a few movies I liked. Fuck some peasant shitstain who has zero bearing on my life.
>>70070431
Can you please stop false flagging and trying to make my Country look bad?
We already look bad enough with our cuckold government officials and social justice retards.
>>70070525
>fat fuck detected
Fuck you.
I tell the truth. You're literally a puppet nation that rides off the backs of big corporations.
Go back to sucking dicks, you fat fuck.
>>70070589
>Canadians like you share the same space as me
Literally kill yourself.
You have a nation that loves you, and what do you do?
You literally don't have what it takes to be superior, so you revert to sucking American cocks.
Fuck you to the depth of hell.
>>70070040
terrible analogy
nice 700700 though
>>70070607
And you're literally a puppet nation that rides off the backs of America and England.
Fuck your faux culture you wannabe eurotrash cocksucker.
>>70070491
this is literally the first post I make about this topic. And if u read, ull be able to tell im more praising and not really attacking him. Dont worry, he still wont give you his money
>>70068806
>What right does she have to his money?
Born a woman, the universes ultimate right.
>>70069413
>She's not going to get shit and it's not even suggested she's asking for shit.
>She filed for divorce. That's really all anyone knows about it. Of course tabloids are going to play up the money angle otherwise no one would care.
That`s whats you say now, anon
>>70068723
>Do hollywood stars not realize that women who date them are gold diggers with dollar signs in their eyes?
as opposed to what you beta cuck ? You think that your ideas and your tastes are interesting to anybody besides you, whereas those changes constantly and are not under your control ?
Women are hedonists and their enemy is boredom, effort, risk, danger.
Fortunately, men are desperate enough to feel relevant, so they are pushy enough to try to be noticed by women (because they fail to be relevant beyond women). and sooner or later, they cracks the bf-shield
Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men in their life to give them emotional and material support, Rarely sex because women know that, no matter how good the lover is, it gets boring sooner or later.
When they are replaced, men become resentful towards women, since they lose the validation of their existence. They pretend that they can live without women and that they even are better than women, smarter, stronger (in forgetting that women do need to be so, because men want to be so in place of women)
Knowing that they are not able to stop loving to be supported by men, Women love also to think that they need no man and that they live to help others. This is part of the tactic to enhance their pleasures: women think that they are good people in society, only to feel even more raw, more animal, more of a little minx, typically in private, when they are fucked properly by some beta ready to serve them sexually.
>>70070646
>You have a nation that loves you
Literally who? China? No thanks. Keep your smelly fathead gooks on the boat.
Divorce laws are woefully outdated.
Women walk out with 50% splits on income solely because the laws were written at a time women could barely even have jobs. The logic being without her husband, she'll have no income so she needs half of his.
That obviously doesn't apply anymore and hasn't for a long fucking time.
>>70070721
based Kaley
>>70070705
>American """"""culture"""""""
We descend from scots and fur trappers. Not to mention the French.
What the fuck do you have, huh?
Literally nothing but degeneracy comes from America.
Go back to shooting up schools.
She timed this perfectly so by the time divorce proceedings start, he will have his Alice money as part of the preceding 12 months used to calculate her alimony.
She's been planning this since they day they met.
she deserves 200 million for 16 months of sucking old wrinkly white cock when she could have had prime black meat
>>70070750
No, you retarded fat ass
Your American """"""""""education""""""""""" is showing
It's fucking Canada.
The greatest country in North America, and possibly the world.
We have the most diverse people representing our government and army
What do you have?
Literally old WHITE men.
Fuck off.
America is failing harder than all of the businesses trump has tried to start.
>>70070809
Take another puck to the head furnigger.
You have nothing but insults because you're typical ignorant trash.
I bet you're from southern ontario you faggot maple cuck.
Go prep your 6 year old daughter for mohammed you queer. It's your duty to your home and native laaaaaaaaaaand.
>>70070884
Lol canada doesn't love it's people you stupid fucking queer.
It love
BIG
MUSLIM
COCKS.
Don't you have a gay pride parade to march in you faggot pedo cuck?
>>70070877
She likes vagina.
Purely straight for pay deal. Can't believe Depp was dumb enough to put a ring on it.
>p-prenup? But don't you love me Johnny? Or do you think our marriage won't last forever? ;_;
>>70070721
>muh gender equality
fuck this world
Women kill themselves because they do not find a man to support them.
Men kill themselves because they do not find a woman to notice them.
>>70070525
Does that originate from /pol/? I thought it started on /int/
>>70070721
And yet when a pre-nup tries to defend a mans money, they get tossed out left and right in divorce court.
>>70070885
No, you fat americuck
You need to go outside and shoot yourself in the face, and then pay $200,000,000 in medical fees
You fucks won't ever admit America is a failed state, but you should AT LEAST admit that Canada is better, faaaaag
>>70070884
holy shit you muslim cock sucking cunts are really this mentally ill. must be that wait time for all your free healthcare.
Oh, and American universities are literally the best in the world. No contest.
>>70070957
white men today kek
>>70070534
>I like men for the pleasure they give me
found the 20 yo american hedonist form the middle class
>>70071090
>You need to go outside and shoot yourself in the face
Yeah because that makes a lot of sense.
This is your average maple cuck everyone.
>>70070921
>Canada doesn't love it's people
What am I doing now?
Beating your fucking ass to the ground with the sheer power of patriotism behind me.
Know why?
Because AMERICA sucks.
Everyone hates you.
There's a reason for that.
Be used you people are the most disgusting and Coke people to ever grace the earth.
Fuck off.
>>70070970
/pol/ and /int/ are both staunchly anti-Canadian, with /pol/ being a cancerous pro-American echo chamber
So fuck off.
Also, to all of you thinking I'm some sort of "false flag", kindly go fuck yourselves.
You just think that because you rarely see Canucks ever having pride due to FUCKING AMERICANS ruining it.
You people deserve nukes.
>>70071140
>What am I doing now?
>Beating your fucking ass to the ground with the sheer power of patriotism behind me.
No you're shitposting. Poorly I might add.
>Be used you people are the most disgusting and Coke people to ever grace the earth.
Look at this faggot. He's so indoctrinated by mighty American imperialist cock that he can't even help but plug our shit.
>YOU'RE SO FUCKING COKE!
>WENDY'S BACONATER I'M A RETARD
>CANADA STRONG THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT YOU BY FORD etc
Top kuk
>>70071205
>Muh american boogeyman
You faggots are as bad as sjw and gobblecopters all rolled into one. Fucking pathetic dude.
>>70071094
>American universities are the best
Oh look, your indoctrination is showing.
You people wish you were like Canada.
Canada is what America would have been like if it made the RIGHT decisions in history instead of the ones that lead to you people being fat, lazy, and stupid.
>>70071257
>Canada is what America would have been like if it made the RIGHT decisions in history
Is that why the UN always shits itself whenever the US pulls out of one of their little pet projects?
They never give a fuck when canada, oh wait! You fags never pull out because you're good little lap dogs always eager to please their masters.
Have a treat little doggy!
>>70071137
You Americans don't know what the word "average" even means.
Not because of your shitty schooling, but rather because you fucks are always at the lowest denomination at everything.
Lowest at health.
Lowest happiness
Lowest standards
Lowest penis sizes
Lowest rights
Literally a shit tier country and a failed state.
>>70071336
>Literally a shit tier country and a failed state
And yet people can't seem to stop talking about us.
When the last time anyone ever talked about Canada? When you fags actually had the Stanley Cup? Oh wait, nobody gives a shit about your nothing sport.
>>70071219
Lol, Americans can think of nothing, other than their sugary high fatty sodas
Well news flash, mr American, insulting others with fat ass subjects may qualify as "Bantz" with Americans, but here we scoff at you.
How does it feel? Knowing that you're mother is a fat pig oinker ass, and your sister is a small slut who fucks everybody?
It makes me feel guuuud
>>70068723
Piece of shit could have used that money to help other people, fund business, feed the hungry, build project to improve the sciences, but nope, it's all going to some average pussy and a texan bitch. Fuck this world.
>>70070431
its kinda hilarious to see this pasta coming out of canada when you elected dude weed and he's getting cucked by... guess who?
>>70068723
Depp went full retard as soon as he left his wife for her and honestly heard was just using him to get closer to lily rose anyway.
>>70071422
Why would that make you feel good.
You're a strange person.
>>70071246
>boogeyman
You people still believe in children's fairytales?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Doesn't surprise me. You ""people"" typically believe in ghosts and Santa well into your 60s
Statistics show that you're average American believes that cave men lived with dinosaurs and lived with them like the flint stones
THE FUCKING FLINT STONES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
I'm laughing my FUCKING ASS off right now.
Oh man, this is too much
>>70071435
>people should be more liberal and libertarian, like you know, in my fantasy
>>70071257
Yea, your sjw tricks and accusations don't work in the face of evidence
>http://www.usnews.com/education/best-global-universities/rankings
There's literally more U.S. universities in the top 10 than canada has in the top 100. keep telling yourself your education is better though.
http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2015#sorting=rank+region=+country=+faculty=+stars=false+search=
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/world-university-rankings/2016/world-ranking#!/page/0/length/25/sort_by/rank_label/sort_order/asc/cols/rank_only
http://www.shanghairanking.com/
get btfo faggot
>>70071439
DELETE THIS
>>70071489
>You ""people"" typically believe in ghosts and Santa well into your 60s
Why wouldn't we? Ghosts and Santa are awesome. Sorry you killed your child-like wonder trying to appear to be bignstrng.
>Statistics show that you're average American believes that cave men lived with dinosaurs and lived with them like the flint stones
[citation needed]
>THE FUCKING FLINT STONES
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
>I'm laughing my FUCKING ASS off right now.
>Oh man, this is too much
Well yabba dabba doo to you too!
>>70071333
No, the UN (and everybody else, btw) gets scared because of how bad you people are
Can you imagine living with a fat fuck neighbor that can blow your house up at any given moment?
The same neighbor that takes fat hairy shits out side of his window and let's it sit on the lawn
The same one who belches loudly and INSISTS upon inviting himself into your house ALL THE DAMN TIME
Then, you'd be starting to get the vaguest idea of what America is.
>>70071575
Well at least I could pat myself on the back for being such a good neighbor then instead of nutting the fuck up and doing something about it.
>>70071408
If a car crash happened near your house, you wouldn't talk about it a lot?
Oh wait, that happens all the time over there too, so maybe not.
You people are walking failures.
Rolling tubs of lard.
Canada is surpass you one day, and on that day we will get together, round your women up and rape them, and kill all the """men""", and enslave the children.
Hahah, fat fucking Americans.
>>70071575
>NSISTS upon inviting himself into your house ALL THE DAMN TIME
it's not america's fault everyone else is a bunch of cucks that can't say no to invading foreigners. Canada is almost as close to adopting sharia law as major European countries are.
>>70071645
>You people are walking failures.
>Rolling tubs of lard.
Are we walking or are we rolling? Make up your mind.
>Canada is surpass you one day, and on that day we will get together, round your women up and rape them, and kill all the """men""", and enslave the children.
Yes, that's the plan once Canada becomes an islamic caliphate.
>>70071645
>Canada is surpass you one day, and on that day we will get together, round your women up and rape them
how are you going to invade anything? with your sticks?
>>70071473
Knowing the people closest to you in life are shambling failures is amazing, be use not only does hat help me appreciate the fact that I'm CANADIAN, but also the fact that my family is basically the ideal and perfect image of my country because we aren't fat, and didn't make stupid decisions.
>>70071439
BLACKED
OBAMA'ED
FREEDOM'ED
>>70071439
Lol, Americans hate their own leader.
You people lack self respect.
That's probably because you're fat losers and failures.
You come to Canada, and me and the boys will beat you raw
Beat you so hard
My friends that come from different places would fuck toy up for all the crimes you've done to their home countries
Haaaa
I'd literally drag you around town and have everyone laugh at you as you squealed like the little piggy you are
>"brrreeeeeeei breeerreiii!! I want muh mummy!!"
HAHAHAH
>>70071571
Hah, the weakest bantz I've literally ever seen
Have fun getting shot and dumped on the curve
Have fun paying millions too hahah
>>70070431
Canada's divorce laws are a living nightmare.
>Nice try
>>70071542
Noice "sources" you got there bud
Let me guess, they all support Trump too?
>>70071838
>Hah, the weakest bantz I've literally ever seen
>"brrreeeeeeei breeerreiii!! I want muh mummy!!"
And this is good Bantz? Nah m8 you got it twisted. Just like your undies.
>>70071628
Your comment makes no sense.
I bet this is a result of your "education"
Besides, you couldn't even pat yourself on the back if you tried, due to being sphere shaped.
>>70071527
what?
ITT: Amber Heard waifuist canadian shitstain loses his mind
I think I prefer the JUSTO posters desu
>>70071685
>NSISTS
Can you people do anything right?
Or do the much better educated Canadians need to come over there and make you see why TRUE knowledge is?
>>70071910
>the concept of courage is completely foreign to the maple cuck
YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY!
>>70071712
You're right,
You're BOWLING chunks of lard.
I bet your high ways are filled with round fat fucks like you just bowling down along the shitty paved roads, and munching on burgers and fries on your way to work
Lol I'm imagining the sounds of a Bowling alley too holy shit
>>70071872
you're not even trying now.
it's nice when the person trolling starts squirming :^)
>>70071718
No, with our military Cleetus
Your normal methods of beating little girls before gang raping them in large numbers inst how a war is conducted
Haha, I can't wait.
Your little sisters will LOVE to hop on my BIG CANADIAN DICK!
Oh boy, I'm hard just thinking about it
>>70071958
more educated? which one of your 2 top 100 schools did you go to?
>>70071894
No, because it's the truth
Which is sad, because even now, as your ass is getting handed to you, you still can't see it.
>>70071852
Hats because we actually value keeping our families together, you fat fuck
Family values are so trivial to you people that it's normalized to you guys to see families split
>>70068723
>literally getting cucked by Barnaby Joyce
Hahahhahaha Americans are pathetic.
>>70072117
>the truth
You've made up a bunch of bullshit because you're a fucking retard that doesn't live in reality.
And even if you did, you still wouldn't know what the fucking truth is because canadians are pathological liars and amoral shitbags.
You say Americans are degenerate when you milkbags are three times as degenerate.
>>70071971
>Trump
>courageous
Literally delusional
As an outsider (not a fat fuck), I've seen Americans here, and let me tell ya;
You're all FAT
You all YELL
You all act as if you're more IMPORTANT
You are UGLY
If you ever go to a restaurant, there's always a fat fuck American siting there in a table by himself, looking fucking miserable, and he always raises his hand and shouts at everyone around him about why his food isn't ready
Man, one time a family came here, and their slutty ass daughter was with them
Literally took no time at all before she was sleeping with me and the dudes
We all spat on her face and called her an American BITCH, and WHORE
and guess what?
She fucking LOVED IT.
Because all Americans are worthless, and she accepted it.
