If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.
>>70055522
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Guys i am the real Ryan Gosling.
>>70055850
Hi Goose
>>70055889
Wan' toothpick?
>>70056194
No thanks
Why did he do that?
>>70056322
So he could open the door
>>70055850
I met you in a convenience store in Los Angeles one time. I was the guy you followed round the store opening and closing your hand in front of my face and saying "Huh? Huh?" What I wanted to ask was why you bought fifteen milky ways, were you high or something?
>>70055850
Can I have your number? ;)
>>70056322
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>70056406
Hey somehow you recognized me through my sunglasses which almost never happens and i started panicking and subsequently go into an autistic rage.
>>70056426
Sure, i'm number one.
>>70055522
this movie was shit
>>70056823ur shit, kid
....I drive
>Ryan Gosling will never be your friend
Just not fair.
>>70057224
WHAT
>>70057224
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I fuck
>>70057224
>no scorpion
>>70057224
happening
>>70055522
D'you undahstand?
anyone seen the guardians shit review of this film where they completely misunderstand the 5 minute rule
>>70058044
Got a point tho
>>70055850
Hey
>>70058066
nah the driver gives them 5 minutes to finish the robbery and get back to his car then drives til he's away from the cops, he doesn't just stop after 5 mins
>>70058066
A point but missing the point. It's to deter amateurs who will get him either caught or killed.
I'm rewatching it right now, and at the pawn shop robbery.
>>70056566
>he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,”
>>70059876
Hi newfag
>>70058936
.....yeah.....
