UNDEROOS
Lifted Shoes!
>GAS THE JEWS
Jesus Raimi...
>Iron Man: Mr. Bucky, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.
>T'challa: He wasn't alone
>Iron Man: You don't get to bring friends
>Bucky: They're not my friends
>Iron Man: Why would I want them?
>T'challa: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the soldier. The shielded man.
>Iron Man: Cap? Get on board - I'll call it in.
>Iron Man: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
>Iron Man: The flight plan I just filed with SHIELD lists me, my men, and Bucky here. But only one of you.
>Iron Man: First one to talk gets to stay on my helicarrier!
>Iron Man: So... Who paid you to grab Bucky?
>Iron Man: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
>Iron Man: Tell me about Cap! Why does he wield the shield?
>Iron Man: Lot of loyalty for a fake Avenger!
>Cap: Or he's wondering why you someone would shoot a man with repulsors before throwing him out of a helicarrier
>Iron Man: Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
>Cap: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>Cap: No one cared who I was before I picked up the shield.
>Iron Man: If I take it off, will you die?
>Cap: It would be extremely painful.
>Iron Man: You're a big guy.
>Cap: For you.
>Iron Man: Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Cap: Of course. Bucky refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>Bucky: Nothing, I said nothing.
>Iron Man: Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>Cap: Crashing this helicarrier. With no survivors!
>Cap: No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Falcon: Have we started the Civil?
>Cap: Yes, the Civil Wars.
>Cap: Calm down, Bucky, now is not the time for fear, that comes later.
>where's the goose
>>70056184
>no hail hydra at the end
>>70055985
Suckmyboobs!
>>70056184
>For you.
>Not "For America!"
>>70057031
Daniel?
>>70055985
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
>>70055985
POO IN THE LOOS!
>>70057115
You managed to come up with a line worse than the original
>>70057115
>im supposed to be a spider, not a dog
>>70057115
>cap threw the shield at him
He didn't though
>>70057859
>>70057976
>>70057994
Are you guys new?
>>70058032
>le ham solo xD
are you reddit?
>>70055985
XD!!!!! I rolled in my isle laughing!
>>70056184
fucking kek
sorry
>>70058095
this is from when the only sites most of us knew about what miniclip and youtube you faggot
>>70057031
Isn't that the picture of the day?
>>70055985
>Be Tony Stark
>Recruit literal kids to your team to make yourself look less like the microirondick you really are
>>70058430
What happened there
>>70058764
interviewer brought up his past alcoholism from like 10 years ago acting as if its still relevant today
>>70056010
Leave manlet kino to me.
>>70058430
Didn't the same guy make Tarantino walk out? I'm guessing he didn't do a lot of interviews after these.
>>70058764
rdj hates talking about his past addictions
>>70056184
Not spellchecked and most of it is just the original script with names swapped, very few humorous adaptations or added jokes. Overall, I found this parody to be a little guy, for me.
>>70058199
chuuuu~
>>70058430
>>70058845
He also started asking him about his father I think. And his time in prison.
>It's just getting a little Diane Sawyer in here
lel based RDJ, the interview has almost 11m views and even reaction videos about it.. insane
>>70058430
RDJ was completely right to walk away.
It was not a controversial, perhaps unpolite, but relevant journalistic question like "how you can support this industry after *such* and *such* scandal..." Instead it was about interviewer being an asshole who takes advantage over the person he interviews by provoking him into making a viral video
