BGT Semi-Finals 5th Round Thread
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Elcock lol
Why the fuck are these on today
>>70053902
Mum get off 4chan. This is my safe place and you're invading my privacy.
>No Camilla
Even children hate her
Reminder to give five votes via the BGT app to our boi Davros tonight
Piers is at it again lads
Is she a paki or fillip?
Anyone else still fucking pissed about yesterday's disastrous results?
>Balance's act was too samey and bloated with uneccesary backup dancers
>liked everything about the chink group with nothing bad to say about it
>still all went with balance unity for no particular reason
Are these judges braindead?
Now I'm starting to see why people on here hate this show so much. Always goes to shit after the auditions.
>>70054606
It was a bit disappointing. Tumar KR actually did something interesting and different to their routine whereas Balance did not. His felt more forced and disjointed.
>>70054606
Yeah the foreigners should have got through easily
Why does anyone even like those storm loser cosplay faggots? Would Tumar KR gotten through if they dressed as fucking storm troopers?
>le look at us, we're dancin stormtroopers lol so randum
>>70054827
Davros cosplayer now lad
>>70054827
They've been using the Hillsborough card if anyone criticises them
LOVE SHACK
I say we download the app and give all our votes to Davros just to spite this show and give a middle finger to the show if he makes it in the top 3. LETS FUCKING DO THIS.
>you are through
kek
Fella in half a darlek... whats all that about then?
THEY ALL BUZZED HIM OUT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY SEND HIM THROUGH IF THEY WERE JUST GONNA THROW HIM OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>>70055076
Literally a comedy genious. Only talented one ive seen
Fucking why do they let this meme tier shit but not the magician where he turned his manikin wife to a real one? baka
Is that a moustache?
>>70055193
Probs lad, is she a tranny or what
tfw the Davros bloke is still better looking than Ant & Dec's golden buzzer act
>It's a conformist shit tier pop music singing act
>>70055257
>my OC Mulhern from yesterday got reposted
UNBELIEVABLE... DOOSH!
Good to see Schlitzie making a comeback
WE WUZ CHEFS N SHEEEIT
:3
Aw look at those eyes he is gorgeous
JUST EAT ADVERT OFFICIAL RANKING
1. Chicken Madras
2. Chinese Food Tonight
3. I need a Balti
>>70055797
Settle down mate it's just a dog
Dogs aren't meant for the ruff life of showbiz
>>70055797
I fancy Dec too lad
Lads I can't download the app please give Davros all the votes.
rekkt
>>70055884
Will do lad
They had one job....
>implying the mess up wasnt planned
Top ruse lads
Vote for Davros tonight guys
i just want Ant or Dec to die. I don't care which one, as long as it's only one of them
These two circus lads make ant and Dec look like hobits
>>70056253
Everyone does
Hate this faggot
what a terrible impressionist
>>70056253
They are hobbits lad
>>70056244
>That episode where Dec called Mulhern a "little turd"
D R E C K
Literally anyone can do those voices
Impressionists already fucking suck but putting up images of the impressions just makes it worse.
Surely putting the character in the background defeats the purpose of an impressionist?
Im cringing out my ringpiece at the guy
These impressions aren't bad, but they're not exactly great
>Britain's got
>Britain has got
>has got
Redundancy detected. Britbongs don't even know their own language.
>>70056366
..?
Cringe as fuck.
SCOUSE PRIDE
Justice for THE 96
>Watching with my Dad
>Impressionist starts doing Peter Griffin
>"Now he's doing the Family Guy"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70056475
>The Family Guy
American Boy and The Nignog Show are better.
Go on, DANCE LIKE THE ATTENTION WHORE YOU ARE
>>70056366
underrated post
>>70056366
That's correct grammar tho
Christ if i had a pound for every time ant and dec said "time for another quick break"...
>>70056777
That's literally they're job
>>70056777
Wish I had a pound for every time David pretends to act like a fag
>>70056777
Trips confirm this needs to be turned into a meme
>>70056862
DUDE I AM MARRIED TO SIMON COWELL AND I CANNOT STOP SUCKIGN HIS COCK LMAO
>>70056862
>implying his marriage didn't fall apart because he banged a guy
>>70056866
What a great thread this is tonight. Now time for a quick break.
Fuck off paddy cunts
This show makes me want to eat my own shit it's that bad.
Anybody else hate these huge choirs? Any group of 40 people can sing in tune, it is not talent.
How can you people actually watch this shit? it just stresses me out that something this fucking horrendous is popular
Anyone else think that they should show the acts to vote for in a backwards order so we see the last act first and the first act last?
>>70057202
>mfw someone at my college said that the IRA are a worse threat than ISIS today
>>70057231
It's better than conformist shit like the Xfactor, the voice or Soaps and shit.
just casted my 5 votes for the talented davros
>>70056990
>>70057267
>implying they don't posistion the acts to begin with to manipulate viewers
>>70057291
Have you forgotten Europe's new motto?
>white = bad
>brown = good
>>70057431
>Ireland
>White
Well now it's time for Corrie. This thread'll be back after a quick break.
Are Irish-British rivalry seriously starting on a Britain's got Talent thread?
Holy crap, you people are retarded. Go to /pol/ and start fighting there.
>tfw you remember that the semi-final threads last year reached the bump limit and we needed to make a second one for BGMT.
What happened?
>>70057623
I'm surprised we even got to 80 today
>tfw the pussy faggots who make Corrie won't give us a shot of Callum's rancid ass corpse.
s-m-h t-b-h f-a-m
>>70057756
This. Wanted to see based callum's stringy carcass
Come on lads only 8 more mins to vote for Davros!!
Wew
>>70058496
Birds flying high
>app is 40mb
Not gonna make it
>fifth harmony
who
>>70058918
1.8 BILLION VIEWS ON VEVO
>>70058918
Dunno lad but these SLAGS are making me dick well ARD like
>>70058918
WORTH IT, LIKE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ARE YOU LIKE 40?
>>70058918
female american version of one direction. They were all individual singers on the X-Factor and Simon combined them into a group.
TIME FOR
voted for the dog 5 times lads
>>70059039
Y AYE MON TAIYME FER A BIG BRAKE FER YOU LAD
Time for a quick muffit of tea
>>70059079
Yeah i thought it was a good rendition of Wings
>ITV Hub
>>70059079
You couldn't save one for our boy Davros?
All over now. Why live?
Well shit.
So it's between
>an ugly bitch
>a shit impressionist
>AND ANOTHER FUCKING DOG ACT
WHAT THE FUCK?
>CHOIR BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
YESSSSSS
A face only a mother could love
>>70059347
So obviously fixed
>Judges completely change their opinion on act and buzz
>Most memorable contestant
>Ninth place
feel for the girl but the dog is gr8
ANOTHER SINGER TO THE FINAL
WOW GREAT YEAR
I wonder how many ITV cocks the impressionist's mum had to suck?
I wouldn't mind seeing Tumar KR again. They're the most interesting of the ones to vote for.
Britain's got Talent? Where? I don't see any talent. Only shit.
>>70059698
If tumar KR aren't voted in then I am turnin that shit off with a big NOPE because most of the finalists are trash.
>>70059595
Stephen Mulhern
Ant
Dec
Simon Cowell
Bradley Walsh
Keith Lemon
Gino Dicampo
Philip Schofield
The bloke from Good Morning Britain and Tipping Point whose name I forgot
>Trump is the lead in for UK news
Could your country be any more cucked?
kek
http://www.standard.co.uk/stayingin/tvfilm/britains-got-talent-viewers-call-for-alesha-dixon-to-be-axed-over-chocolate-men-comment-a3257081.html
>>70059770
That's Boris Johnson lad
>>70059798
>White people getting offended over black person light-heartedly calling other people "chocolate"
>>70059798
But blaks can't be racist to other blaks
Who's even complaining about this? Fucking white people?
Jasmine? More like Jas ain't mine
David confirmed for prick without a camera on him
>It's a Simon feeds on the life force of the other judges episode
>mfw watching BGMT
>It's a Luisa Zissman episode
