>>70049196
Princess that was promised edition
May Night King, your servant, be born again from the tundra as you were.
Bless him with cold. Bless him with wind. Bless him with ice.
LISTEN TO THE SNOW, LISTEN TO THE GOD!
HE IS SPEAKING TO US AND HE SAYS WE SHALL HAVE NO KING BUT THE KING OF NIGHT!
Let the sleet cover your follies and your vanities.
Let the old King freeze, let his lungs fill with hail, let the frost bite the nails from his fingers.
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE, BUT RISES AGAIN HARDER AND STRONGER!
Would you gas this jew?
FIRST FOR THE ONE TRUE KING
Why is he soBASED?
Reminder that Bran is a fucking monster
Bran is life, Bran is love.
>>70051681
No, I'd gape her
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.
How many of you think that the "HOLD THE DOOR" thing will happen in the books?
Or will Hodors name mean something else
>>70051666
Nth for kill all weebs
HAs Episode s6 & 7 been leaked?
Why have I been given a link to them?
>Roose will never talk dirty to you in that voice
>>70051701
Why does all asoiaf fanart look like it was spray painted on the the side of a van?
>>70051699
Promise me, Ned
>>70051709
DELETE THIS
>>70051724
>actually posting this pasta
>>70051724
I want reddit to leave
>>70051710
Brantheism is the view that Bran Stark is everything and everyone and that everyone and everything is Bran Stark. Brantheism is similar to polytheism (the belief in many gods), but goes beyond polytheism to teach that everything is Bran. A Weirwood tree is Bran, a rock is Bran, an animal is Bran, the sky is Bran, Roose Bolton is Bran, you are Bran, etc.
I fixed it.
kind of
>Promise me, Ned
Test
>>70051709
The entire time he was alive he was telling people how we was going to die
>>70051788
How about now
>>70051729
He was fine just being the retarded giant. Didn't need any explanation
>>70051666
Why did they tie his mouth?
>Brienne walks in on Sansa undressing
>Sees Sansa's body covered in cloth wraps
>Sansa looks at Brienne
>"Pardon me, My lady, but it has been a month now, and I have yet to see you bleed"
>"fuck off Brienne"
>>70051805
icles
>>70051709
>Reminder that Bran is a fucking monster
You don't know the half of it, the show leaves out all of the cannibalism shit.
>see Mr Mcelhatton
>astonished by his beauty
>you must talk to him
>walk towards him
>reach a little too close
>"quit brushing, son. i'm not your girlfriend"
what do?
>>70051817
Please stop with this thing
>>70051817
>>70051788
That guy too ugly to play Rhaegar. Stop posting him
>>70051709
Prestonautists LEAVE!
>>70051729
Grrm confirmed it meant the same thing but the context would be different
So the letter is confirmed to be written by Littlefinger, right?
Which confirms that in the books the pink letter was written by Mance
WHICH CONFIRMS THAT STANNIS IS ALIVE
GET HYPE!
>>70051852
bran didn't know coldhands was feeding him human meat
>>70051729
hodor will mean hold the door but the context is gonna be different
>>70051788
Daily reminder
All wives of supposed PTWP/Azor Ahai were;
>unable to bear any more children
>was okay being cucked for the prophecy
>good chance is pretty fucking cuckoo in the head
Elia Martell
Selyse Baratheon
guess which one left in the show/books that is unable to bear children
>You'll never be Asha's salt husband
jdimsa
>>70051852
Summer eating man flesh doesn't count
>>70051834
Excuse for D&D not to write any dialogue. Good decision.
>>70051853
"i could be yours, sir"
>>70051779
>Bringing up Reddit in any context
You clearly piss the bed
>>70051805
What did you get br& for?
>>70051834
They don't wanna hear the pleas and begging of human fucking shits while they do the ritual.
Kills the mood.
>>70051892
i'm pretty sure he's talking about the part where coldhands brings bran and everyone meat to eat for dinner. bran doesn't realize until after he's done eating that it's human meat from men the wolf pack killed
ASOIAF PoV characters that have been imprisoned at one point:
-Eddard
-Tyrion
-Jon
-Arya
-Sansa
-Theon
-Davos
-Jaime
-Cersei
-Brienne
-Arianne
-Asha
what did GRRM mean by this?
>>70051724
Normally I claim gluten intolerance, but this just looks too good to pass up.
>>70051853
>quit brushing, son. i'm not your girlfriend
Yep, sounded in his voice
>>70051835
Is the reek/sansa baby really a theory now? How plausible is it?
>>70051922
He also eats jojen.
>>70051922
what? didnt coldhands feed them his elk that died from exhaustion?
>>70051868
Why would LF send the letter in the show?
The letter in the books saying lies such as Stannis is dead is obvious, we don't need to know from who it came from to know that he is alive
>>70051964
Yes, but retards literally can't read properly.
>>70051930
What if, dude, life is like a prison
>>70051964
it was after that. he ran out of elk meat at some point
>>70051906
>posts a massive list of rules that everyone should abide by
>undeniably autistic
>gets mad when people break his precious rules
okay chief
>>70051788
thats actually not bad\
how old is Rhaegar though?
>>70051930
Cervantes and Sade wrote their best works while in jail, so GRRM thinks it gives you literary cred.
>>70051938
Not at all, given his lack of cock.
>>70051995
Pretty sure coldhands didn't feed the group human meat m8
>>70051937
I imagine he'd be a little more shy.
>tfw no perfectly shy and qt mcelhatton husband
>>70051930
hasn't tyrion been imprisoned like three times?
and davos and theon twice?
>>70052008
Died at 24 canonically
Post your GoTfu
>>70051788
looks like shit t.b.h. f.a.m.
>pircrelated, my rhaegar
>>70051938
>>70052021
SHIT, meant Ramsay.
>>70052097
more like
Cancerghar, amirite?
>>70052086
>>70052097
That's a she
>>70052097
Who is this semen demon?
>>70052044
>They are near Craster's house where there is some deserted guys from the NW
>Coldhands tell them he is going out for a bit to do "something"
>comes back with some suspicious meat
I think there is more evidence but this is all I remember
>>70052097
this is how i picture raegar
gay as fuck
>>70051747
It hurts to live
>>70051709
>bran warged into hodor to hold the door
Why do people keep saying this? It's obviously not true.
>>70051871
He suspected. He just decided not to ask.
>>70052097
Yeah I can imagine Lyanna, Cersei and JonCon all having a crush on this babe.
>>70052139
Wasn't it just meat taken from Craster's stores?
>>70052150
Did you miss the part where hodor was freaking out and was then warged?
>>70052097
ok anon, that is Rhaegar
inhumane beauty. the FUCK
80th for best character
>>70052150
weak b8 or actually stupid
>>70052044
i distinctly remember coldhands+bran&co in a wildling cabin, coldhands leaves, and comes back with meat, and bran wonders where it came from
before that happens, bran was in summer and he got in a fight with varamyrs wolf pack and they were eating dead human bodies (i think they were nights watch men too)
this is just from what i remember, i haven't read the books in years so i could be wrong
>>70051868
Autist, please see >>70051724
>>70052184
LET'S KICK SOME ICE
>>70052179
>>70052190
How, though? Bran was warged in the past when it all went down.
>>70052097
thats a she,
shes actually about to give birth to two dragon egg on top of her lips
>>70052190
Hodor's actor doesn't think Bran was forcing him to hold the door. That'll do it for me.
>>70051938
You have Reek on your mind, huh?
>>70052126
a serbian male model, that went transgender.
Andrei Pejich
so what do we think about aahya
>>70052177
no, they were way too far away from craster's cabin by that point
>Confirmed for NYCC 2016.
Why haven't you bought your tickets?
>>70052177
You think the guys there wouldn't have already end up eating all of it? They were there for some time
>>70051699
>>70052184
fuck you, you descend from forest niggers!!!
FUCKING D&D
Fucking RAMSAY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HEEEEEEEERE!
RECAST THEM, /got/
OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting
God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>T*rkfu
Brettygud tier
>Kayafu
>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu
fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Jessica Brown "Dick mic" findlay
>Stoya
>ratface
>adult maisie poster
>>70052184
LETS KICK SOME ICE
>>70052273
Old Nan and Hodor respectively
>>70052244
Coldhands killed the nights watch members at crasters though.
>>70052150
Bran is so god-like he is fully conscious in the past scene is time traveled too, and he's skinchanged into Hodor, and into moonboy too for all we know.
Get hyped for when he inseminates Meera like UFO God did to Mary to create Alien-Christ. It will be the hottest fucking scene you will ever see.
>>70052285
>im not god-tier
>>70052218
>>70052222
If it wasn't Bran, why did Hodor get brain damage?
>>70052259
Craster had enough food stashed to last him through the winter, you think like 10 guys would be able to go through it within a few months? He had pigs too.
>writers say it's the best season yet
>it's the worst season yet
>>70052305
Why do you think the pushed him back a season? They have to wait until next season when he turns 18 because the scene calls for full frontal.
>>70052295
rude
>>70052086
Snek
>Build me a thousand ships
Euron wouldnt be able to build 50 ships throughout Season 6 and Season 8
Timeskip when?
>>70052350
it's better than season 5 and 2 so far you fucking contrarian
>>70052350
better than season 5
season 5 had one good episode, this one has had two already
>>70052350
yea it sure is good advertising to say "ok guys it's not a good season, we aren't very proud of it, but you should watch it anyway"
>>70052350
i hope they hire me as the main writer for next season and tell D&D to fuck off.
i could genuinely write better than these two cocksuckers.
>>70052271
kek
>>70052320
He ate some bad shrimp cocktail
>>70052184
>what killed the dinosaurs
>THE ICE AGE!
B R A V O D & D
>>70052394
try writing an interesting Meereen or Samwell plot
>>70052150
yfw Bran forced Hodor to commit suicide
Somebody tell me about Ellia Martell
Did she knew about Rhaegar and Lyanna? How did she feel about it? Was she okay with it? if she was, wouldnt that mean that she had stronger will than the honourable Ned? who lied and bent his knees for the sake of his children, while Ellia watched and kept her mouth shut while her children is being raped and murdered infront of her.
is she fucking crazy?
>>70052285
>tfw no lyanna rape scene.
Instead we got sansa who was acting like it was rape even if it wasn't.
>>70052351
Meera is like 27 so I predict a ghost-fucking scene like the entity. Get ready, your little nuts won't be able to handle it.
You'll be lucky if you see his ass when she's wiping it for him.
>>70052258
1) No he isn't, B) they aren't on sale.
>>70052415
its eye sage you fool
Why did he fuck Sheia? So out of character for a guy who hates his father's and son's dealing with lower class women.
What if Bran mindswapped Present Hodor into Past Hodor.
So Present Hodor could think on his own and save Bran and Meera in his own will (which would also make sense considering Bran is currently in the past) while Past Hodor becomes the retarded Hodor from the future?
>>70052370
If Theon can fast travel across the continent in a war and with a limp, I'm pretty sure realistic time constraints aren't being factored in here.
>>70052378
>better than season 5
no, worse
>>70052378
>season 5 had one good episode, this one has had two already
really which two? jesus jon and fire danny?
>>70052480
At the end of the day, Tywin was a hyprocrite just like the rest.
>>70052273
ros and shae
Is the show worth watching after season 1? I've read all the books, but I can't manage to sit still for long enough to finish watching an episode anymore.
>>70052527
good morning
>lazy fuck
>loves to cling in the past
>will lobotomize the shit out of you
>loves to fucking watch while you do everything
Why are women so crazy bros? pic unrelated
Post yfw the final scene turns out to be bran going back in time and preventing ned from going to kings landing
>>70052548
yes, the show is actually much better than the books
>>70052551
hello!
>>70052394
>telling D&D to fuck off
>telling them you want to make changes
Yea becuase that worked well for Ian and Iain
So /got/ which season is worst, this one or season 5?
>>70052184
LET'S KICK SOME ICE
>>70052438
It was rape. She was in the hands of a psychopath, she didn't really have any choice in the weding or the beding. She didn't struggle because it would make it worse, that much should be obvious.
>>70052570
Season 5 had us banned. what do you think?
>>70052394
>i could genuinely write better than these two cocksuckers.
what makes you think that?
D&D are professional writers. they know what they're doing.
>>70052480
Tywin used narcissistic flaw projection. It was hypocritical.
>>70052583
She had complete choice to marry him.
>>70052557
What were you responding to?
>>70052562
BASED BRADLEY IS BACK!
>>70052583
Except it wasn't rape, Sansa.
>>70052570
Dont know
This season has the senseless killing of characters and dick jokes in every episode and then season 5 had those awful sneks. Pretty difficult to choose senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePO5JXVULM
>Yuruk Cong Kara, Daenerys Stormborn!
What did he mean by this? Is he speaking Dothraki?
>>70052560
the ink is dry
>>70052491
Wouldn't this technically mean that Hodor is an immortal, due to the infinite closed loop of his life?
Retarded Hodor has the wisdom of centuries. He's just too retarded to voice it.
>>70052519
Or better yet he was just fucking some whore.
Tywin wouldn't have given her anything like his bitch ass dad did doesn't mean he can't have sex
>>70052446
That would be quite lucky... D-do you think they'll show it?
>>70052377
>characters' actions don't make any sense
>kinslaying everywhere
>feminism pandering everywhere
>shittiest dialogue ever now that they can't take lines from the books
>cock jokes EVERY episode
>a Tyrion meme scene EVERY episode
how is this not the worst season ?
>>70052570
So far season 5 is worse but not by much
>>70052427
Maybe Rhaegar told her about some prophecy so she is ok with being cucked? We don't know
>>70052611
You really think he'd just let her go if she refused him?
>>70052480
Didn't varys basically plant her there, or was this not explained in the show?
>>70052309
who is that jizz guzzler
>>70052625
If the show, director, actors and writers portray the scene as a rape, then canonically it was rape, even if you disagree with the context or definition.
>>70052600
>They know what they are doing
top kek tripfag
''professional writers'' lmfao. I've seen random anons in this general offer better suggestions as to how storylines could have played out.
>>70052689
Dont respond stupid
>people actually died and went to war for a cockroach
ayy lmao
>>70052674
Don't you remember Little finger asking her if she wanted to marry Ramsey?
>>70052674
CIA gave her the choice
>>70052394
Post your work
>>70052659
Even season 5 had based Stephen Dilane to give a God-tier performance while this one has le witty meme dwarf.
Season 6 is the worst season it shits on the lore and the writing is awful.
>>70052689
>I've seen random anons in this general offer better suggestions as to how storylines could have played out.
no you havent
backseat writing is easy until you're actually in the role
my hat is off to D&D for giving us such a great show so far, none of you would be able to do the same, you would buckle under the weight of all the pressure
>>70052732
sent ;)
>>70052655
u better start praying budy
>>70052722
>>70052722
She's cute
>>70052600
MFW log into /got/ and no epic brad the BASED bantz
>>70052749
i could write better than them in my sleep, during my wanks, while i'm eating or on the shitter.
>>70052723
Neither of them knew who Ramsay was, she wanted to regain Winterhold. I agree it's stupid for her to blame Littlefinger for this reason, but that doesn't change how fucked up Ramsay is or that she was a prisoner once she arrived.
>>70052723
Yes. She got played like the dumb teen she is and didn't realize what she was in for before it was too late. Still pretty stupid that the whole sex bit was a shock to her.
>>70052771
>>70052617
Can you please stop samefagging Bradamante
Promise me, Ned.
>>70052273
From left to right
>Whore #4 of Mole's town
>Riverland peasant girl #2 getting raped by Clegane's men
WHORE
>>70052740
>tfw you'll never have dank mutton chawps
>>70052674
Too bad, she agreed to be his wife. That means spread that pussy.
>>70052788
She chose to marry someone she knew nothing about. When you marry you fuck. She agreed to fuck this unknown person the moment she agreed with little finger. That's consent. Fuck off.
>>70052803
Did this "girl" anon ever post the pic with the date and timestamp, "a message to /got/, her face, and the current thread in it?
>it's a shitty SJW baiting episode
>it's a people fall for it for some reason scene
>>70052427
Rhaegar kidnapped lyanna to fulfil prophecy, unless he specifically told her before the war started ellia probably didn't even know he and lyanna had a child
>>70052740
>tfw instead of episodes with that girl we have to look at pic related
JUST
>>70052674
yes. LF isn't a rapist, he never even fucked a single whore at his brothels. you're confusing him with other shitty evil characters. he would never force salsa. he manipulates. he doesn't force.
>>70052780
no you couldnt
you probably have no idea how to even write a proper script
now fuck off back to your screenwriter and "filmmaker" general and upload some more poorly done "short films" that you made with your iphone you autist
>>70052801
I will never stop supporting /got/'s true king.
>>70052856
But Elia was Dornish, she was a Dornish princess, and TOJ was in Dorne
>>70052806
Daenerys on the left, Melisandre on the right
>>70052859
Life's not fair
>>70052861
Then why do I still feel triggered?
>>70051681
I would poop in her mouth yes, Im sure some gasses will be released during this process.
He didn't know, the actor even says so and Littlefinger says to Ramsay how he doesn't know much about Ramsay
>>70052863
I could write better at gunpoint, with a buttplug in my ass
>>70052846
no she said she was going to later today
so we'll see if it actually happens.
>>70052815
>>70052836
Marriage doesnt = sex
My wife and I still havent had sex but we still love each other. Its 2016 you cant ever force a woman to have sex
>>70052883
Stay mad, pedo
>>70052863
At least he is doing something with his life instead of becoming a male feminist and having no job with your gender studies degree
>>70052861
"he" was referring to ramsay
>>70052897
Gods I'm stupid, forgot the link >>70051984
VOTE! VOTE YOU FOOLS
http://www.strawpoll.me/10316945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10316945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10316945
>>70052883
Why can't we have nice things.
>>70052910
>Marriage doesnt = sex
It does in westeros.
>>70052799
I agree there. I think it's in character, looking at the source material, though. Sansa is an idiot who lives in fantasy land. Since she didn't know who Ramsay was, she's assume he's at least decent and that having sex with him will be tolerable at least. Then she arrives and Winterfel is this Sadist's playground. Of course she wouldn't want Ramsay once she met him, and of course by then it's too late.
Was Hodor Spartan?
>>70052910
I guess you got your wife a nice bull.
Why are D&D so horrible at writing?
coldhands is going to save bran and meera
screencap this
>>70052810
fuck off, she a qt
>Promise me, Ned
>>70052910
Have you not been paying attention at all?
Marriage consummation is important to Westerosi culture or any culture in the GoT universe in that matter
>>70052984
my god, i would never thought that
>>70052972
They're Americans
>>70052872
That doesn't mean that he told her, the only people who actually know the full story of what happened are ned, howlland and the three kingsguard who died there.
>>70052910
we are not talking about 2016 we are talking about a fantasy setting, she agreed to marry and therefore have sex with a stranger
I thing the whole situation is stupid but just because D&D actually thought it was a good idea to send Sansa to the north to begin with
>>70052972
Because you have no benis XDDDD
>>70052926
>making shitty "short films" that you filmed with your iphone
>doing something with your life
i dont think so tim
>>70052935
Didn't we vote to kill him last night? WTF happened?
>>70052998
Disgusting half human turk freak YOU ARE THE WORST TURK YOU ARE THE WORST TURKSMELL
>>70052984
no shit sherlock, welcome to 2 months ago.
>>70052910
>>70051647
PRESTON
PRESTON
PRESTON
>>70052836
In Westeros you can withdraw that consent any time before the marriage. Once she was at Winterfell she no longer had a choice. She couldn't withdraw consent, even though it's her right to do so. This is a simple concept.
>>70053023
t.manlet
>>70053015
yes, a kingsguard who also happened to be a Dayne, a dornishman. even Aerys knew about his son's shenanigans and named Viserys his heir
>>70053023
Well it is
Good luck on finding a job with your Gender Studiies degree, I am sure you will go far.
>>70053023
Nice one, Your Grace.
Dayne?
Do D&D just want the show to get cancelled? I can't imagine they care very much.
>>70053066
>She couldn't withdraw consent, even though it's her right to do so.
Yet she never did nor tried.
>>70053072
>Aerys knew about his son's shenanigans and named Viserys his heir
source : your ass
Rhaegar stayed heir right up until he died, then of course it was Viserys.
>>70052910
How does her son feel about you guys not having sex?
>>70053066
>In Westeros you can withdraw that consent any time before the marriage. Once she was at Winterfell she no longer had a choice. She couldn't withdraw consent, even though it's her right to do so. This is a simple concept.
The fuck am I reading? You cannot withdrawal from a marriage you dolt. LF gave her the choice to go back to the Vale but she decided to go ahead with this.
>>70053077
i don't have a gender studies degree though
quit being upset that all your amateur "short films" made with your iphone are irredeemable garbage that you're so embarrassed over the only people you'll show are anons on /tv/
>>70053078
stop samefagging you retard
keep posting with your tripcode so you can stay filtered
Why didn't they just adapt the books bros?
>>70053111
Not that anon but technically the heir should've been Aegon, even if he was a babe
>having sex with your wife is rape now
Where did it all go wrong
>>70053129
What is your degree in, penises? Fag
>>70053111
But he named Viserys prince of Dragonstone, instead of Aegon
>>70053129
Not even the same anon
I just find you really fucking retarded
>>70052861
Ramsay is the rapist I was referring to. I'm saying she had no grounds upon which to lecture Littlefinger for the situation she ended up in with Ramsay because she agreed to take part in LF's plot. That did not change the fact that once she was in Ramsay's clutches, she wanted out, and was a prisoner forced to wed him. Which is why the sex scene was still rape.
>>70053072
yeah of coarse they knew he had fucked her, but as far as we know, pretty much everyone who knew that she gave birth (except howland) is dead
>>70052897
I still cant decide whether or not I like the lannister helmets
>>70053168
>having sex with a 14 year old girl on the verge of tears who clearly doesn't want it and doesn't even know you is rape now
Yeah, I blame the liberals.
>>70052271
i'll show you the boss of this keep
>>70053168
SJW's of course
I hate that they use current definitions to medieval fantasy shows
Meryn Trant?
>>70052551
kill yourself
>>70053195
yes. but I was asking if Ellia knew about the affair and how she felt about it, child or no child, a normal woman would have ratted Lyanna (the cause of the Rebellion) while her child is being raped and murdered in front of her
stop responding to pedomente
