>METZEN
>METZEN
>ROTTEN TOMATOES CAME TO MY HOUSE. DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD, BECAUSE SOMEBODY WROTE THE WARCRAFT SCRIPT LIKE SHIT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS YOU!
>>70049452
Should have started with Arthas to build a foundation, I warned you bruh
>>70049452
Why was /tv/ claiming this was the dawn of vidyakino?
I've been a warcraft fan for decades. I've played so many hours on World of Warcraft, it's like an obsession. This movie did the series a great justice. Brilliant acting/casting/setting/action. Just.. amazing. LOVED IT!
Ignore the rottentomatoes (or as I like to say, rottenshameatoes) ratings guys. It's awesome.
>>70049509
paid marketing.
can't even pretend its not a thing anymore
>>70050007
come on, anon. it's a great movie. just buy a ticket and give it a go. i know you'll like it if you're A. a gamer B. fantasy fan C. movie fan D. a fan of beautiful scenes E. like a good story with some silly lines
>>70050007
this
even /ck/ has proven that mcdonalds and monsanto shills post there to viral shit.
>>70050693
/ck/ is my favorite board
>Warcraft is bombing
>"kino" memers will spam even harder
>>70049452
Sorry Metzen but there could be only one Chris.
>>70049452
>"the more reviews that come in .t-the better the score will get!!
>>70049452
Don't listen to critics. It's actually really fucking brutal and good. 8/10 probably better if it was longer(they cut a lot of shit apparently)
>>70051556
hey guys the dcuck is so deranged it uses the same excuse for warcraft. lmao
>>70049513
Wow dude! Thats the spirit, lol! We need to just stay positive and dont listen to these dumb critics who dont know what they are talking about
>>70051604
I don't like superhero movies at all so no. This movie is like a darker version of Excalibur, Willow and it's refreshing to see some original fantasy films come out instead of superhero movies.
>>70049509
It's totally legitimate discussion anon.
>>70051721
i like this one
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
>>70051721
10/10 story even if fake
>>70051721
Damn, that's a great story
>>70049452
Look at dis dude
>>70051774
>bored autists are marketers guys
>no really, you know all those "BANE?" threads? actually started by WB marketers because nobody ever reposts stuff on the Internet and nobody on 4chan is autistic enough to care about getting (You)'s, right?
>>70052004
Baneposting is a meme, it's not full of people trying to desperately sell you TDKR.
>>70049452
Reading these reviews I can't help but notice all the lel funny quips and memes. The movie is shite, sure, but when the fuck did film criticism become pottery?
>>70049478
This to be honest. I dont think the movie will bomb, but it sure wont be a hit with critics
>>70051828
Its never true, but it doesnt matter. You just have the believe the magician.
>>70052042
>an autistic person reposting something with the same post content every day is a meme if its funny!
>if its not funny, then the same exact thing is a shill/marketer! wahhhh!
i want /v/eddit to leave.
>>70052085
Capekino has elevated film to where even the critics has adopted this clever dad joke persona.
>>70052172
What we have in that pic are clonic thread hyping up a movie nobody cares about, exact same pics, exact same text, all full of people saying it was going to be good even though everyone could see it was garbage.
Shilling.
>>70052214
whatever you tell yourself to feel important.
>>70052314
I don't feel important, i'm just happy this shilled garbage is going to flop.
>>70051824
To be honest faM, I eat in my car a lot, and I get uncomfortable when people are near me, or if a fast food person recognizes me because I go there a lot
>implying Metzen didn't corrupt the script on purpose
>it's rated G
How can you fuck up this bad?
>>70049478
Would have been the same result. The problem is the name and not the quality of the film. But to be honest some of them reviews really made me want to see this now.
>>70051774
In case you're new to /tv/, 70% of all threads posted here are copies of copies that get posted every day
>>70052887
I've been a warcraft fan for decades. I've played so many hours on World of Warcraft, it's like an obsession. This movie did the series a great justice. Brilliant acting/casting/setting/action. Just.. amazing. LOVED IT!
Ignore the rottentomatoes (or as I like to say, rottenshameatoes) ratings guys. It's awesome.
>>70052214
It's a fucking autist and so are you for not realizing this.
>>70053000
>>70052887
t. shills
You got caught spamming threads about a movie that everyone knew it was going to be terrible.
Get over it, and find a new job.
saw it yesterday, its pretty much the fantasy equivalent of a michael bay movie. Good visuals, nothing else going for it though
>>70053099
But the visuals are complete garbage.
>>70053046
You're autistic as fuck holy shit. Kill yourself faggot.
>>70053147
i guess that comes down to wether or not you like the warcraft artstyle. The aesthetic is silly, but thats pretty much what warcraft is. The cgi looked good on a big screen, orc close-ups are impressively detailed. Thats pretty much the only positive thing i can say about the movie though
>>70053147
WE WUZ DA QIEENZ & ShHIIIET!
>>70053147
Looks more like a big screen adaptation of Adventure Call
2016 JUST Awards nominees predictions?
>Brendan Fraser
>Jake Lloyd
>Zach Snyder
>Duncan Jones
>Johnny Depp
>>70051613
>/tv/: where critics matter/aren't shills when I say so
This is your life, anons
>>70053147
That looks like something from Spy Kids
>>70053296
Brendan Fraser is the host, anon.
>>70049452
Dude one of the reviews was from a guy that thought DBZ evolution was a 4/5, reviews are fucked and something is fishy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgMSn9jOdCo
>>70051721
>"bon appetit, wanna fuck?"
my sides
>>70051613
Word of mouth > Hack critics
>>70051717
>A darker version of Excalibur
I can't even comprehend what that means.
>>70049452
Is anyone really surprised?
Really?
Honestly?
Warcraft's projected to make close to 500 million in China alone and already broke records in Russia. It won't fail no matter its RT rating.
>>70053501
come on, it's 2015!
>>70053593
I think it means it's darker you dingus.
>>70053650
Can't wait for the sequel
>>70053650
It's literally revered in China like something sacred. Don't doubt it's gonna make a killing there.
>>70053650
Why tf do critics hate it when people actually (can) like it
>>70051824
Man, she obviously wanted to fuck
>>70053709
I find it hard to believe a goofy Warcraft movie is darker than Excalibur though.
>>70053804
I saw it and it's definitely dark. Guldan is horrifying and my fav character got raped
>>70049452
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
>>70053804
he probably meant daNker
>>70053937
www you
Man Duncan is such a cool guy I feel bad..
>>70054103
>Says the script isn't something a old white man would write, dissing LotR
>It ends up being shit
>>70054287
He didn't even diss LotR or Tolkien in any way
I tried watching the hobbit movies and all I could see was a tiny Metzen playing Oakenshield.
>>70054321
what a cuck
>>70053147
I thought this was Once Upon a Time
>>70054321
Is he saying that he was insulting white men because she was talking to a girl?
How much of a cuck can you be?
>>70054321
You tell'im Daqarius!
>>70053147
Jesus Christ warcraft has the worst fantasy aesthetic it's hard to believe that it was built from Warhammer
>>70054321
>Daqarius
how do people get named this in real life?
>>70054406
>>70055070
It's just one of many fake /pol/ accounts because /pol/fags are too afraid to show their real ugly faces
>>70055134
When media outlets can trash people indiscriminately like what they did to James Rolfe, it is understandable.
>>70053147
This doesn't even look like an actual movie.
Where the fuck are Blackhand and Ner'zul
Why is this about Durotan and Garona
Is Doomhammer going to be in it? Or Uther?
What the fuck is going on
>Reviews Counted:12
>>70049452
we need a toretto fast and furious shop of that image with metzen
>people say that I shouldn't listen to review hacks
>doesn't matter because I only trust /tv/
>>70052518
>>70053775
being this much of a newfag
>>70056097
They are all there minus Ner'zhul. Though he'd probably make an appearance in 2, if it happens.
>>70054103
He just inherited $25 million from his dad.
>>70051824
This guy is a massive faggot.
First off, he is a fucking nobody. It doesn't matter what he thinks employees should do. He is nothing. He has never done a goddamn thing in his life. He has never left a mark on anyone, or has done anything significant. This piece of shit is why I used to post customer info on /b/ back in the day. If you are this type of person, you should be killed on sight. The world sucks enough without these types of uppity, arrogant, full of unearned self worth pieces of shit.
>>70056097
Blackhand is one of the main bad guys and Orgrim is Durotan's best friend have you been living under a rock?
>>70051717
>darker version of Excalibur
Color me surprised, that's the exact thing DCucks said about BvS.
>>70056097
What is this picture from?
>>70058048
Yes, he must be over the moon(no pun intended)that his dad is finally dead.
I doubt he was hurting for money and would rather see his dad alive.
Torrent when
>>70049478
You can't make an Arthas movie without all the other stuff.
>>70049513
I'm actually gonna agree. The movie was quite good. Certainly not without its faults, and I can agree with some of the critics, but I still think it was mostly good.
>>70056097
Blackhand and Doomhammer are in. No Uther or Ner'zhul, but they're being saved for the sequels.
>>70053147
Dat Orc bitch thick af fam1!
>>70053650
Is Warcraft to China like Starcraft to Korea?
>>70049452
So the Movie is better than BvS?
Anyone read that Review of the movie in The Guardian?
If not. give it a look here https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/25/world-of-warcraft-the-beginning-review-end-already-nigh
TLDR; It's a racist movie because the bad guys have dark skin
My fucking sides
>>70061811
Haven't read it, but heard of it. Couldn't but facepalm. Did they not notice that some of the Stormwind soldiers were also black and asian. Hell there's an asian elf.
>>70055134
>He says this as a posts anonymously on an anonymous Indonesian wicker basket forum
I've never played WoW but i'm a huge blizzard fan. Is it still worth it to watch?
>people are surprised about this
i can't believe people actually thought the trailer painted the movie as something even slightly watchable
the trailer was composed of god-awful CGi and lacked a premise that was at all entertaining
>>70061902
I was flicking through the reviews yesterday, and it really got me, it was fucking hilarious, one of my favourite lines is the Reviewer saying how Durotan isn't as bad as the other orcs and he has lighter skin than the other orcs as if that's supposed to mean something
Also comparing the Horde invasion of Azeroth to the current Climate in Europe
>>70062300
Yeah that shit is not comparable at all.
>>70049452
Nice crosspost, /v/edditor, I saw your failed meme attempt on /v/.
You cancerous fucking faggots are part of the collective including /sp/ that made neo/tv/ a thing and this whole place spam and memes.
>>70061811
But.. The bad guys have green skin.
The good bad guys have dark skin.
>>70062418
how many boogeymen can you fit into one post?
>>70049452
I remember someone saying that one of the critics gave Dragonball Evolution a 4/5 and another hated it because "cgi"
Not sure if that's fans getting defensive or not but I was really hoping that this movie would do better than it did given the people behind it.
>>70062741
>given the people behind it.
it's Literally Who's: The Movie
