You're sitting in a club when this mother fucker walks up to your GF and marks her ass. What do you do?
I bait him with the low ground then at the last possible second I switch to the high ground whilst splitting him in two
Call my friend who's a redditor and have him tip his fedora at the blue guy
Stab him with a knife made of melted toy of Wall-E and Rihanna's CDs
Call a cab and leave her at the club, otherwise he'll be able to get into my cave and kill my retard
I hold the door
>>70043222
Stab him with my dragonsteel cock
>>70043222
Tell her we need to leave the bar right now because he knows where she's at, but then have a few more drinks and play pool anyway.
>>70043253
I kekked harder than my doctor allows.
Drag him over to the door then slam it on his head till the door breaks or his head does.
My gf is a strong womyn so she will just rip his head off
>>70043222
He looks pissed. I doubt he enjoys being an ice elemental being that much. I wonder what it's like for an other to get an erection.
>>70043279
>knife made of melted toy of Wall-E and Rihanna's CDs
I have a feeling this is an item that you possess
>>70043306
>>70043222
aggressively suck his dick, trips confirm i'm marked for life and have to be his slave
>>70043222
He looks like shit, why the hell did they recast the Hardhome one?
>>70043222
Ask him to chill my drink.
