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How does this man not age?!


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How does this man not age?!
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His face is starting to look weird desu.
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>>70039931
Why would the Sorcerer Supreme need to age?
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He made a deal with the devil, so now keanu will live forever and be in movies, but the catch is that he has no real acting ability and is forced to be in average-below average flicks
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>>70039931
He reached the maximum level of sorrow a man can go through, time no longer affects him
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He uses L'Occitane products. Hth
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He will die. Then the 60 y/o denizens of /tv/ will be talking about him being reincarnated eventually.
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>Lost his wife and child in the span of eighteen months

Poor fucking guy
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>>70039931
He sacrificed his whole family to satan for eternal youth
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>>70039931
He gets more Asian the older he gets.
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>>70039991
>>70042253
>Made deal with the devil to become immortal
>Devil goes after the soul of his wife and child.

Should've seen it coming.
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>>70039931
>How does this man not age?!

Consuming all that semen?
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>>70044944
He also uses it on his face
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Cause he's a nice guy.
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How does this man not age?!
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someone looks older because of:

-Baldness
-Grey Hair
-Wrinkles
-spots on skin
-folds on skin face

Baldness and Grey Hair are genetic and he doesn't have them

spots on face and wrinkles can be avoided to some degree with good nutrition and skin care, he also has good skin genetics on top of this, so his face looks like mid 20's after all these decades
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