ITT : unnecessary scenes
Opening scene to TDKR
>>70034305
>I'm totally not 30 guys!
Who cares. she's hot.
>>70034305
I wouldln't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
FRIDGE
>>70034490
I would I don't want fucking crumbs in the bed
>>70034305
Every one of these 4th wall breaking scenes was retarded in that movie and makes me think they either set out to knock off Wolf of Wall Street then gave up half way through or they finished the movie, realised they hadn't explained shit to the audience and this was the best thing they could think of.
>>70034305
It was necessary for my dick.
>>70034334
This
>>70034885
They were a cheap way of cueing in the masses that they were watching a different and interesting movie. Viewers need something to pique their interest and McKay along with the writers used this cheap device not only as exposition but as a way to shake up the viewing experience. Here's Bane to explain...
>>70034885
Agreed, all those scenes were cringey as fuck, and the movie overall was shit. Can't believe i wasted my time watching it.
>>70034334
BANE?
>>70034885
More like they had a script for a story that would have been better as a documentary because there was a lot of technical info to give to the audience. But they know documentaries don't gross much at the box office, and had a star-studded cast, so they added "le quirky exposition" scenes so popcorn eaters would perk up and pay attention to boring financial shit
>>70034553
>this was attractive 20 years ago
Disgusting...
>>70034553
Other than swimsuits, what's up with underwears with up high waist back in the 90's?
>>70034334
FPBP
>>70035174
Try 30
>>70034334
Actually true i guess
>>70034334
How? It is important to the plot of Joker taking the Mob's money
Also every sex scene ever
>>70034553
That pond looks sick dude and I;m from the country, enjoy leeches
>>70034553
great body... but for some reason that swimsuit ruins it for me.
>>70035221
Like when Margot Robbie was born?
>>70035254
33 years ago
>>70035189
High waists make women's legs look longer, the waist wider, and the hips wider. Hormonal normal men find narrow waists, wider hips, and long legs attractive.
>>70034334
DELETE THIS
>>70036030
Men nowadays dont care about long legs.
>>70035243
>TDKR
>The Dark Knight Rises
>RISES
And you thought you were in charge...
>>70035254
she was born in 1991
>>70037086
it's a shame
>>70035174
>>70035251
i'm so fucking triggered right now.
how in the fuck
what the fuck
holy shit
i'm so fucking mad, the bikini is hot as fuck.
>>70037146
Margot pls go
>>70037304
whoops i made such a huge mistake
off by one year
>>70037377
Checked
>>70037377
Man wish I had dubs
>>70037304
I like how her page has been locked to prevent "vandalism"
>>70037304
urgh god, what am i doing with my life.
i've heard her parents are fabulously wealthy.
>>70034334
MODS
>>70037704
i kind of felt the same way when i found out about how old she was
i thought she was older but shes only a year and a half younger than me
>>70037304
tell me why she looks like she's 35 tho
>>70037778
cigarettes and k'kane
shes obviously a lush too
>>70037789
this is like the integral scene in the movie. when she found out he was lying about his circumstances, it gave her the idea to re question william h macy which basically sets everything into motion.
come on son
>>70037778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWc8V-iKJ7s
>>70034334
Hothead
>>70034553
>that water-canteen going into the water
MALARRRIAAAA
>>70034940
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>>70037086
Bullshit, have you seen the sex objects in media?
This generation is all ass and legs, tits are so 90's
*Fade in*
Scene:
We see a dark lit room, poorly arranged and cramped and also filled with precariously set dishes which give on crusty if not dusty, desks and wardrobes.
*anon sits at his desk laughing at stale memes when an alien pops behind him
Alien:
>Hello, sit, I understand you may be experiencing fear due to the stigma revolving Aliens, but rest assured, we do different testing. Currently you've been chosen systematically to aid in developing a sex bot, one in the likes of Margot Robbie, our research indicates that she is at the moment high in your celebrity hierarc-...charts. Of course this is completely voluntary, you may decline this offer by galactic code of WOIJs830 )#8)-3840.
Pleb
>You..want me to fuck le fridge.
Alien
>Fridge? Ahh...i see, you've equated your distaste for this females body with a fridge, simultaneously indicating indicating and volume. Its statistically odd for us to have anomalies like you. Our cumulative research indicates any virgin teenage boy, who spends most of his time on 4chan and porn would accept such testing ventures.
Pleb
>uh wa- wai- **chokes on the pizza he was eating alone***
Aliens-
Don't worry sir, we'll part immediately.
*alien disappears*
Pan out to Pleb crying while eating pizza, know he missed his chance. Fade out. Fin
