>YWN have a good shella like Mrs. Irwin
>YWN be as based as Steve
What's the point
>>70024502
he was fucking crazy
>ywn shag his thicc daughter
>you will never fuck Steve Irwin's daughter
>you will never fuck Steve Irwin's pet crocodile
>>70024587
>>70024592
Not bad at all.
>>70024694
Crikey! I'd go down under on her! She can play with my dickerydoo any day!
>>70024502
It's been 10 years already.
>>70024761
I'm gonna have to go watch some episodes. Realizing it's been over a decade since I heard Steve voice has gotten me looking for some nostalgia.
He ran a shit roadside attraction not a zoo. He was as bad as a Florida alligator farm man.
>>70024502
She's swole AF.
I have a theory that Australian men have smaller teeth than average.
Anyone ever notice that? Not bizarrely or unattractively small or anything, but just consistently, on average, a little smaller than everyone else.
>>70024502
How many times do you think she cheated on Steve?
>>70024502
Wasn't his wife American?
Anyway look at them arms. Terri stronk.
>>70024694
I want her to tackle me, tie me up, and put her finger in my bum.
>>70027748
It's just called not having horse teeth veneers glued onto their real teeth.
>>70024694
>yfw your dad died shooting b-roll stingray footage for your show
>>70024502
>mfw loved his show growing up
>mfw all anyone does when you mention him now is make edgy jokes about his death instead of remembering all the fun you had watching his show and learning about animals
>>70028695
i feel you anon. but people still love him and theres still so much footage of him doing his thing
Mrs. Irwin was American though
>>70028695
I remember when I heard the news of his death
His was the first celebrity death that really hit me, I mean really, really made me sad
It was strange because I wasn't that big of a fan of his show
I mean I used to watch Crocodile Hunter whenever it came up on Discovery or Nat Geo while channel surfing but I don't know, his death really made me feel sad
I guess it was just his huge personality and antics that I realized I'd never be watching again
>>70024502
wow, bindi was a really ugly baby
>>70029127
KEK
>Steve Irwin and David Attenborough will never co-host a documentary in which Attenborough talks lovingly about different animals while Irwin chases them around and throws himself on top of them
Fuck stingrays
>10
>fucking
>years
I can't do this anymore
>>70024694
>see this
>get conflicted if I should fap to her
Steve's like our national hero, I-it just feels so wrong fapping to his daugther
>>70027067
Are you disabled?
oh no his aggression's turned into a food response! He's ontah me, he's gonna try and bite my cockmuscle!
>>70029356
My body temperature just shot up like a Cooper Pedy sundial.
CROIKEY!
FUCK STINGRAYS
>You will never fuck that amazon and her thick daughter.
I felt so sorry for Bindi. The public gave her so much pressure to "carry on Steve's legacy", then when she got her own show and shit they started calling her annoying. She was only a kid at the time, at least that's stopped now
>>70024592
i've fucked her several times, she just doesn't know it
>>70029669
>ywn have Steve as your father-in-law going on crazy adventures in straya
>ywn have a beer with him afterwards laughing at all your mishaps
>ywn have kids with Bindi carrying on the Iriwn legacy
St. Peter I'm coming home ;_;
>Cahm and 'ave a gaoh at me woif if y'think yer hard enaff, mate
https://youtu.be/jJvV-AEMFRY
>>70029838
>gaoh
>enaff
what accent are you even trying to replicate
>>70029806
Jesus. What kind of hormones do they inject chicken's with in straya?
Wonder if they could have been m8s
>>70029903
It's a really fucking shit attempt at Australian.
I'm sorry.
>>70029806
Jeez, could the guy have worn something that doesn't resemble the outfit her dad died in
Daily reminder that a fully robotic drone stingray assassinated Irwin because our shapeshifting reptilian overlords were butthurt over seeing a glorious human wrestle powerful reptiles into submission over and over again
>>70028695
>mfw love stingrays
>mfw all anyone does when you mention them is make edgy jokes about Steve's death instead of discussing how interesting and cute animals they are
>>70029356
>>get conflicted if I should fap to her
>>70030049
>Cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmnVWhX1d-Y
>>70029970
i was too hard on you, i'm sorry too.
>>70029669
Any other lads here have this toy growing up?
Even with half full batteries, this thing would iff-road over just about anything.
>animal planet accelerates its downward spiral after his death, now only showing reality tv and cool but unfitting treehouses and fish tanks
>>70029806
>>70029356
>yfw stick your thumb up her ass and whisper "crikey, it's devouring it!" lovingly into her ear
>>70030158
They are, though. Friendly as fuck too, once they get used to human presence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4Zt6qDNwE
Awesome little critters, with a very bad stigma they'll be carrying for a long time.
>>70029668
>>70029166
People hating on them is probably the last thing Steve would've ever wanted tbqhwy farn.
>>70030424
>>70030049
yeah it totally isn't a stingray behind this post eh
>>70029970
>>70030235
You're not even trying to be Australian, you're Canadians!
>>70030451
I'm a bonger, m8
>>70030451
steve would've wanted us to be like this
>>70029806
my parents watch that show obsessively. I saw part of one episode where she was practicing, and something reminded her of her dad, and she broke down crying
found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DouVLDPPHGE&t=112
>>70030337
FUCK YES!
Anyone remember where they were when they heard the news?
I was on my way home from my school's athletics carnival, I was in a shitty mood because I lost the big race I think, and when I heard it announced on the radio my mood immediately changed from angry to sad
>>70030731
My friend had slept over and we were hanging in my room when my mom walked in to let me know. I remember I nearly cried later that day because in an unfortunate coincidence the Fairly Odd Parents episode was a spoof of Crocodile Hunter.
>>70030731
Did people really get sad? He's just a celebrity. And he died how he lived: like a retard, fucking with some animal. I thought it was pretty funny, I was wondering if he stuck his finger up it's ass or what he did to piss it off.
>>70030796
you're not from straya mate, Steve's our biggest celebrity since Mel Gibson, i shed a tear and a few of my friends cried
she is HIGH TEST
>>70030796
It's a natural reaction to be sad when someone you like dies.
>>70030796
From what I remember the memorial service they played on TV at Australia Zoo was a real tear jerker, especially when Bindi came on
>>70030602
bruh
>>70030731
When I was a kid, I didn't really watch cartoons. I watching Steve Irwin, Jeff Corwin, How It's Made, Dirty Jobs, MythBusters, Modern Marvels, and shit like that.
One night my mom was reading some magazine and says "that alligator man died". I ran to my room and cried for hours. Steve, along with all those other guys were like a second family to me.
>>70030840
I always thought Australians were embarrassed of him since he played an Aussie caricature on TV.
>>70030731
Playing AVP2 online, Verloc map, as a Runner Alien (which meant I was spending a lot of time stabbing people with the tail that day, #lol #ohwow #irony, although it didn't occur to me back then)
My dad came into my room, told me that he saw it on TV, I asked on the chat if anyone has heard about it and yeah, it was big news apparently.
It was sad times, but in the first few days there was a lot of nice talk about Steve, not just edgy jokes, I liked that.
>>70030731
saw multiple "Good night sweet prince" threads on /b/
you know that shit is real when there are like 6 made at the same time.
>>70030796
He was a top bloke, doing what he loved and enthusiastically teaching young people about nature, he was a big deal here.
Guess Mr. Rogers is the best parallel i can make for Americlaps
I never liked Irwin. He always seemed like a reckless idiot. Jeff Corwin was more informative and had more variety in his show
>>70030731
I was in 7th or 8th grade. My only thought was that it took this long for him to die.
>>70030682
Having a beer for you m8. Cheers.
>>70030337
>>70030682
fuck me that's cool
>>70029381
Stop being a pawn if the Bruce. Look up the history of the "zoo". It was a shithole attraction for retards on vacation. No better than a group of drunk abbos
>>70031283
I browsed /b/ from 2007-2010. then periodically made way to /sp/ and this board
>>70031179
That was Paul Hogan
Crocs rule!
Why do Australians call girls Sheila?
>>70028695
My high school friend was a /b/tard back then, I didn't know anything about 4chan? He made a photoshop of a coffin floating in the ocean with a stingray flying over it and IM me it
When I was growing up, we lived about 40 min drive north of his zoo.
We, all the locals, thought he was a bit of an eccentric character but nobody really got too excited about him, or his Sheila, or their crocs.
Went there once, would have been 1994 or 1995 with my great aunt.
Saw his show.
Admired his passion for crocodiles. Proir to that I'd always considered crocs to be a bit of a pest.
>>70028695
I know anon
I know
>>70031833
It's an antiquated word. We haven't used it for decades. You'll only see used it in deep bush areas where blokes still call other blokes "cobba" and shit.
>>70024694
She looks weird in that pic. She's hit but she looks like that downey model reddit and tumblr have been raving about.
>>70030731
I remember coming home from middle school and hearing about it on tv.
I was pretty sad about it
>>70031833
Term for a female kangaroo.
Yes really.
I don't get it either but that's apparently the reason.
>>70032044
Convict cunt here. Most older aussies who used the word wouldn't even know this. They just used it because it was the thing to do.
Culture is weird.
>>70028695
I remember from his appearances on Conan. Man, you could easily tell from his show that he had a real passion for animals and that he really cared about them.
>>70030731
Dad picked me up from school and told me in the car. The next day at school I tore into this Italian girl who was making sting ray jokes. I got detention but the principal talked to me and said that he was sad too and I was right to blast that girl.
>>70031543
I put new batteries in just now and it still works.
>You will never live a long, happy life doing what you love like Steve Irwin
Oh wait.
>>70028695
This is an interview done by some elite blooded US astronaut dickface who runs a successful youtube channel as a hobby: it's with some Aussie cuntface animal specialist who was there when Steve died.
I thought it was going to be some breed of disrespectful garbage, but it actually turned out to be really introspective and interesting. I suggest watching it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyoQ8LWatU
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>>70030731
I remember having an in-game funeral for him on World of Warcraft
>>70029356
>>70029806
>>70033052
M Y D I C K
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>>70033052
I guess maybe I am a pedo cause I will never understand this.
She's full figured and matured and everything she does is sexually suggestive and she knows it and does it deliberately but if you say "That's sexy" you're considered a creep or criminal.
I guess I'm saying it's ok to say NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 IS ALLOWED TO GET FUCKED but how does it make sense to say that and then allow or even encourage them to be sexually suggestive?
>>70033402
I think there is a different word for people that like teens. Pedos only like 2-12 year olds. People that like post puberty characteristics can't be pedos.
>>70030731
I was sitting in my shitty one bedroom place by myself at 16 years old, my girlfriend came in from her job and told me that Steve Irwin had died. I basically told her to fuck off and asked her how, when she told me it was a stingray I said something like "I always thought that fucking saltie would get him" trying to fight back tears.
I cried like a bitch when she went home though.
The thing I most clearly remember about his death was a National Enquirer headline. They actually dressed a guy in Steve's outfit and took a photo of him floating in water. I wonder if anyone actually thought it was legitimate.
>>70033170
Cool, thanks for sharing.
>>70027748
nah mate got huge teeth, cant even fit my floss stick in to the back without straining massively
>>70033402
she's 17, turns 18 in two months.
you're fine.
>>70030796
damn dude ur so fucking jaded THATS SO COOL XDD
>>70033256
we raided Habbo with little Steves instead of nigras and closed the pool due to stingrAIDS
steve was a cunt who fucked up all his dads work. steve literally only cared about making money
>>70029992
She's wearing a green sequin dress.
The background is in the shape of scales clearly representing a crocodile.
It's an homage for her father.At the end of the dance, her dance partner posted a picture on live TV of Steve and her as a young kid, while the special effects guys made it where disembodied feet on the "sand" were walking up to the picture implying her dad was dancing with her there too. I'll admit, I teared up.
>>70033402
>>70033560
I believe she was 16 when she won DWTS, which yes would get you branded as a pedo nearly everywhere in the States, yet 2 years later (now 2 months from now) you would be a-ok. It's dumb, but legally I can see why.
And the term is ephebophile, not pedophile.
Ephebophile = attraction to minors post-puberty (14-18)
Pedophile = attraction to minors pre-puberty (under 12)
One is a natural reaction since girls mature faster than boys and therefore girls would develop their feminine attributes (wide hips, long legs, fat ass, perky tits) more quickly. The other is genuine mental illness.
In the US we loved this fucking guy for fucking with dangerous wildlife like an asshole.
I'm from Montana and as a kid it was just fascinating to watch this guy basically bear-hug shit that could kill him in every episode. I mean, he was hilariously entertaining but he would have died a lot earlier if he tried fucking with our wildlife. We have things in our wilderness that will just swat you to death if you pull the shit he did.
>2016
>cunts thinking steve was a good guy
he would literally jump on top of animals and thumb their asses if it meant good TV, good riddance you gronk cunt
>>70030731
Mom was driving me back from a friend's house and she told me in the car that Steve Irwin died.
For a big part of my life death never really felt real to me so I didn't really feel sad. But it was a shock. That dude spent so much time fucking around with animals, it made him seem invincible.
I'm sad now.
>>70034447
My family knew he was a fucking ass but it was still good TV. Part of watching his show was making fun of how much of a dumbass he was.
>>70034447
>thumb their asses
From whence did this meme originate?
>>70034386
Are you retarded? NA has a handful of large or especially dangerous animals. Straya has the dangerous animal market cornered.
>>70034527
South Park, I think
>>70034386
>Australian wildlife
>not dangerous
nigger what
>>70034386
Fun fact: Terri Irwin actually survived a mountain lion attack once. It was a few years before she met Steve, I think, still living in the US and working for an animal rescue center or something where they were taking care of the cat.
>>70034527
South Park
he left a THICC one tho
>>70034535
>>70034567
he is from a fly over.
he has no idea what he is talkin about.
yes you cant go up and try to grab a puma like you would a croc.
>>70034535
No, not really.
It has it 1/208'd to be annoying about it.
Does Australia have sunderban tigers, brown bears or North American Cougars?
They have it cornered on snakes for sure. The rest is suspect and fuck your kangaroos.
>>70034609
>from a flyover
Oh I forgot, that's why we have two of the most visited national parks on the planet and are a tourist trap. Thanks fuckhead.
>>70034447
yeah, he would often provoke a defensive posture in the animal just to show it off on camera.
the fact that he was able to get away with that for decades is testament to his knowledge of Australian wildlife.
Steve Irwin was wholesome entertainment. My whole family would gather around and watch his shows. Not many shows like it anymore.
>>70034653
your people and towns are so unimportant that everyone else only goes there to see your rocks and trees. good job.
>>70034386
>he thinks North American wildlife can compete with the sheer I WILL FUCKIN EAT/STING/ENVENOMATE/MAUL/KICK YA CUNT levels of wildlife that 'Straya has
There's a reason convicts were originally sent there, anon.
Australia has the most venomous spiders, most venomous snakes (land and sea), most venomous jellyfish, largest crocodilians, largest and most frequent shark attacks and that is just a short list.
>>70034653
>>70034685
S A V A G E
>>70034653
the shitty, geyserless part of Yellowstone is in Montana.
you are home to the Montana Mulatto Murderer though
>>70034685
Why would anyone go anywhere to see the city? No really, why? I mean yeah, I'm a definite /out/ poster.
I've been to many different parts of the world and other than Tokyo, Rome and Paris I sure as fuck didn't go there to see the city. Even then I wanted to see the countryside more.
>>70034746
Oh goody, you went to watch the planet cum.
>>70034685
>posts on 4chan
>thinks he's important because of where he was born
>>70034825
>thinking being born in a certain area does not limit your world view
it is like you dont know shit about how shit flyover and south are.
>>70034886
It's like you think you're having a shit battle against one person. You're just wrong man.
The world is a big place and flyover is pretty fucking relative when there are some great places to be all over the planet. Saying shit like "flyover" is fucked up and basically makes you an idiot.
Good, fly right the fuck over. You can miss the great things about every place.
>>70034535
They really only have the venom market cornered.
In NA, Blackbears, although less aggressive and smaller than brown bears, are found across the continent. So are wolves and coyotes. Brown Bears and Polar Bears are less widely spread, but you sure as fuck can't wrestle them like a crocodile. Cougars are spreading back east again and have been spotted as far east as Michigan recently. Alligators and crocodiles are found from Florida to Texas. Florida has panthers and an exploding (invasive) burmese python population. Alligator Snapping turtles are found throughout the south and can bite you foot off. And the NA deserts have their own share of venemous reptiles and bugs. Australia's wildlife generousness relative to other countries is exaggerated.
Also most Euros are fags who only have to worry about squirrels.
>>70033052
breh
>>70031132
> I watching Steve Irwin, Jeff Corwin, How It's Made, Dirty Jobs, MythBusters, Modern Marvels, and shit like that.
Me too nigga. How It's Made helped me go to sleep whenever I had nightmares and Mike Rowe was always cool goy desu
>>70034967
sounds like someone has gotten triggered.
like i said there are things to see.
nature.
but the people and culture? naaaw. fat shits as far as the eye can see.
>>70034685
kekd
>>70035038
Wrong, again.
There are good people everywhere. Do I really need to say it? You have a prejudice based upon geographical location.
"Fuck those people" is not an intelligent way to think.
More like Bend-her Over-win. In the most legal way possible, of course, according to local laws.
>>70035130
being an obese stupid fuck does not make you a good person.
>this poor anon trying to defend the honor of montana
>>70035156
why is she sofat and uglybros?
>>70035156
>she will never jerk you off while talking about your dick like steve talked about snakes on telly
>>70035170
If you think the US is defined by obesity then you're completely out of your mind. The northern states (other than central) are thin. I'll refrain from insulting you for not knowing that.
>>70035249
Bindi was a weird looking kid and she's still somewhat weird looking, but I don't know about "ugly". She just has a LOT of Steve in her.
>>70035289
Fatties are associated with the US on a global scale. Doesn't matter what the reality is, you fat fuck
>>70034728
>>70035399
Yeah, and you know that because you read a post once and decided you could shitpost about it.
Dude you are one blind shitpost away from just talking about dicks.
>>70035443
I don't even know what you guys are talking about I was just pointing out Americans are fat
Anyone see the movie he made? True Kino.
>>70030796
Be careful with those edges
>>70035493
Not really, just enough of them that you can say something.
Hell Florida is a piece of shit and it brings out the worst fuckers on the planet. I went to Sea world and I could figure out which motherfuckers belonged in the ocean. Also admission was like $125 a person and they can go fuck themselves when those animals shouldn't be there anyways.
>>70034728
Yeah, Straya is a godless country that's like a bunch of mad science experiments that got loose and started breeding. And their animals are pretty bad too.
>>70024502
She's a Big Girl
>Them arms, fucking hell.
>>70029356
Goddam! Didn't know she was built like that.
>>70035571
Like, I saw fat midwestern people, and their kids were fat.
Even as a teenagers I was thinking "you are bad people and you bred bad people and this shit keeps going." Man they just need to get out of the gene pool and well, into the fuckin' ocean.
>>70034618
>fuck your kangaroos
You're the kind of tourist that would try and hug a wild kangaroo, only to end up with its feet planted firmly in your intestines as it disembowels you for getting near it.
Motherfuckers are man-killers, that's why the abbos would attack them at range instead.
>>70031264
>admitting to playing as a runner
Git gud bitch nigga>played runner and fought admin as heavy predator. i beat his ass running circles and he banned me for cheating
