Who will play (You) in your inevitable biopic?
Optional: Complete cast, director, plot, title, etc.
>>70018265
Someone who hasn't been born yet.
Either Nicolas Cage or Keanu Reeves
director: Polanski
>>70018265
Well, he probably hasn`t been born yet but if I were an old fart, I`d want Adam Driver to play me in my biopic.
>>70018265
>22 years old
>look about 14
this guy
>>70018265
kid from whiplash? i kinda got his face
>>70018265
I got really excited that this was a thing.
Robert Downey Junior
Paul Dano with a tan and a mexican accent
>>70018265
Paul Dano, directed by by no one because my life isn't interesting enough to be made into a film.
>>70020611
>>70020656
Classic
In my younger years I was compared to Ewan McGregor. So this can be the role where he gets fat as shit, aims for grativas and Oscar-bait, but instead misses the mark, gets slated for being depressing, unrealistic and pointless, gets a 14% on RT and a handful of faggots on here consider it patrician
>>70018265
Ben Mendelsohn, but I want my biopic to cover all stages of my life. So from the toddler years where I pee pee and poo poo'd freely, to my late and alienating entry to preschool, to my awkward social/sexual discoveries in school, and so on: everything from the ground up will all be Ben Mendelsohn method acting.
>>70018265
Mel Gibson
Director: Mel Gibson
Producer: Mel Gibson
>>70020986
So this is the movie where Gibson pays his dues to Hollywood and gives a sensitive performance as a mentally handicapped Jew whose innocence is corrupted by evil white males on the internet until he grows to hate himself and his people, tragically taking his own life?
>Scene: Anon kneels in front of the oven. He has painted his face green. Gaudy red lipstick is smeared inconsistently around his mouth. A laptop opposite livestreams his actions; various neckbeards and skinheads whoop with delight, shrieking homophobic, antisemitic and racist slurs.He hangs a sign around his neck. The sign reads: "HI /pol/ AT LEAST ONE MORE IN THE OVEN" sadly he enters the oven and inhales, after giving a final Nazi salute
>Ike: Another Shoah
>A Mel Gibson cineflique
>>70021358
Sounds extremely derivative of the Ricardo Lopez "Bjork Suicide" just with an oven and Jewish heritage thrown in. 4/10.
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