It's kind of sad that a freaking Warcraft movie is too deep for plebs to understand. Reviews are such a a joke.
>>70011669
Keep telling yourself that, butthurt fanboy
Warcraft plot is pretty bad. It's all cliche. At least Arthas was a fun cliche, but I understand it's not Arthas story.
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LETS FORM A PRAYER CIRCLE GUYS
>>70011878
This. Literally all the villains are dark corrupt edgelords with no depth to them.
>>70011669
>a freaking Warcraft movie is too deep for plebs to understand.
We gud orcs, we dindu nuffin until da demons enslaved us and made us destroy our own planet. Now da white man is denying us his own planet, so we showed him how his privilege needs to be put in check.
>>70011669
True
This guy gave Warcraft 1/10
What do you guys think? Does he have good taste?
>>70011889
This desu
So how would you make Warcraft movie?
I would obviously base it on Warcraft III Alliance campaign since it's the one interesting part.
>Introduce Arthas, Jayna and all the other flock
>We can't stick with undead though, orcs are iconic. Make orcs the enemy
>Keep going on noble savage theme, so make them tricked by evil wizards and only because they are persecuted by humans
>Arthas gets corrupted by sword that he used to slay evil wizard
>Jayna is the hero of the sequal, feminists all extatic. She's best waifu anyway
>Evil wizard probably makes zombies, since they are important plot point.
>>70012085
Wrong picture but that picture is still relevant
>>70011669
>Movie you like: the reviewers are plebs, what a joke!
>Movie you don't like: reviewers rightly shat on this piece of shit, btfo
every time
>>70011669
you see it? or just mad that it sucks pussy lol
>>70011669
>Literally who: The opinion which didnt matter
It makes me laugh, that today at the midnight premiere I will be surrounded by people I might have met online, all grown up and adults now, maybe even bringing along the wife. All of us will get a rush of nostalgia from a childhood well spent.
And here on this meme-board there are people who make jokes about whether or not the film-studio will make a profit, or a loss from this franchise.
Sometimes I really ask myself if this is all satire like on /pol/...
Are you people really this incapable of enjoyment?
>>70011669
>"This movie is a pile of shit"
>6/10 score
Kind of bummed that it doesn't sound good but will see it regardless and make up my own mind.
Never played Warcraft but just want to see a good high fantasy movie again family
>>70012132
Stay mad, blizzdrone
>>70012187
>blizzdrone
I stopped playing WoW, when you were still in highschool child. Dont get mad that your parents didnt allow you to play vanilla.
>>70012099
I wouldn't. It's a stupid idea
>>70012163
>just want to see a good high fantasy movie
>good
warcraft is not for you senpai
>>70012132
if this isn't a pasta/bait i'll be using it with the addition of "the wife and her son". thanks faggot.
>>70012099
Arthascucks are worse than capeshitters.
Meh. I was interested in seeing this more because of Duncan Jones than Warcraft really.
I played Warcraft games since Warcraft II, but the cool parts of those games were never the story. The story was always super derivative and just a simplified version of other classic fantasy cliches.
What made those games great was the gameplay and the fact that the cinematics were cool. Actually, come to think of it an animated Warcraft movie would've probably been cool.
>>70011669
>freaking
>>70012204
And now, after all those years, you probably still spend most of your day playing videogames while still not having a girlfriend.
But yeah, good job on quitting WoW, LMAO
>>70012354
i think they should have done the human/undead campaign focus on arthas desu. This is the only moment where i loved the story of a blizzard game.
>>70012391
Heres your (you). You sure showed me.
>>70012272
Nice reverse baiting.
I saw it, already came out in my country today.
it waspretty meh at best
>>70012117
This
also vidyashit was a mistake
>>70011669
>Warcraft
>Deep
Are you for real?
>>70012480
Are you not?
Sure, it won't be an actual flop or terrible movie and it'll probably make decent cash, but did anyone seriously expect anything more than mixed/mediocre reviews after having seen the trailers? They all just screamed generic mediocrity honestly.
I predict 65% RT and 600 million box office
>>70011669
There's already another thread like this, read the fucking catalog faggot. MODS
>>70012562
54% RT
But I agree with you box office estimate.
The sad part about this is this is an actual set and not green screen.
>>70012562
>generic
FILM OF THE YEAR
FUCK THE CRITICS AND THE HATERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uriUPxg-YVo
>>70012605
The orc looks hot
>>70012605
Jesus, that looks like something Uwe Boll would shit out in a weekend.
>>70012605
Lel they all look they have a broom up their arses or something.
>>70012562
30-40% RT, $400 million included chinks
>>70012605
using real humans was a mistake. the exaggerated design doesn't work if the actors are 6 feet. humans in warcraft are much bigger than that
>>70012605
How is this even possible?
>>70012605
This looks like early Star Trek and its decorations.
>>70012605
Jesus. This movie is going to be total shit isn't it?
>>70012562
Actually, i take that back. After seeing another rotten review on RT being added, this is going to flop so fucking hard.
>>70011669
I've watched it. It's okay.
>Activision forget that it's not game industry
>>70013108
>>70012605
Lighting for the humans is just terrible overall.. no idea who was in charge .of it
So happy to see this. Maybe this will serve as a final wake up call to Metzen, or at least the people around him.
>>70013144
Is there any pic or vid where Gul'dan doesn't look like complete shit?
>>70013185
Every single one?
>>70013185
This is the best I took. Or you can just see the trailers again. It's basically the same.
>>70013236
Something about that shot looks specifically bad like the rendering around his spikes and fingers is not complete
>>70013170
Probably the same guy in charge of casting
Just look at that guy in your pic for example. Isn't he a king or something? He looks like he belongs in a straight-to-dvd movie, along with all the cosplay-tier armor and costumes this movie has
>>70013128
It must be a shock for them to realise they can't just bribe or coerce all the critics into giving 9/10, it's ok.
>>70011669
the trailer for that movie looked like garbage, so the reviews are probably accurate. Regardless word of mouth always kills the word of a shill
>>70013303
That's the whole screen, actually. You can also spot Durotan's son in his hand. Dude's a littlecuteorc.
>>70013170
>no idea who was in charge .of it
Blizzard forgot to develop Alliance the instant Warcraft 2 ended, so it is not completely out of question that humans are kept in a dim atmosphere to make them more mysterious than they really are.
>>70013219
Jesus Christ, that compositing
>>70013315
More probably they feels themselves like Warmachine.
>>70012605
Do you have that wretched screen from outside of the castle?
>>70012662
It's a fucking screenshot, retard
>>70013303can you explain this scene, why does Blackhand look like he has no legs?
>>70013537
He's kneeling.
>>70013537
Meant to reply to
>>70013348
>>70013565
It doesn't look right for some reason
>>70013606
It's a SCREENSHOT not a PAINTING
GO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE
>>70013606
Maybe he's on the way to *actually* kneeling,he's after all failed his mission and is to be punished by Gul'dan.
>>70011669
>clickbait articles written to piss nerds off
No thanks
at least use the updated metascore
it'll make a comeback. screencap this post
>>70013175
This.
I feel really bad for Duncan. He trusted Blizzard, and Metzen out of all people.
I mean, this is fucking Blizzard. Even during their worst times, I don't think they had something as poorly as rated as this (Except maybe Diablo 3, but those were from butthurt fans)
I mean, I waited 10 fucking years for this travesty, when they could have been making Warcraft IV?
The only thing Metzen can do is pic related now. Nothing will ever save him from this embarrassment.
>>70013503
>>70013629
You're cute. you're the OP? All ass-blasted that his beloved movie sucks balls? Does it hurts? Want me to call your momma so she can blow on your ass to make it feels better?
Idiot.
>>70013688
What the fuck bros
>>70013629
Man I took it from a video.. just looks off... w/e I haven't seen the film yet
>>70013746
Yeah, producing a movie that will be successful everywhere in the world except the land of the mouth-breathers and is basically a technological revolution regarding CGI will surely show Blizzard how mean they were to you.
>>70013688
Yeah it'll jump to 90.
>>70013688
Creators should have peddled their movie as a pro-refugee message - at least then they could have banked on the "If you don't like it or don't plan on viewing it, then you are a racist!" progressives.
https://youtu.be/YtymmqbEmKw
LOOK AT THIS DEWD
>>70013688
why are scores coming out, when the film hasent been released yet?
>>70013856
but that didnt work for ghostbusters
>>70013746
>I don't think they had something as poorly as rated as this (Except maybe Diablo 3, but those were from butthurt fans)
No, everything Blizzard has done since 2007 is as bad or worse than this. What you don't seem to realise is that video game critics aren't the same as film critics.
>>70013817
>and is basically a technological revolution regarding CGI
This is how delusional blizzdrones have become
>>70013780
Not the OP, but yes, I'm kinda irritated about the lack of constructive criticism about the movie. Not because I am a Blizzard fanboy, but because it seems that this particular movie unchains a lot of retards like you, for some reason.
>>70013809
I've seen the movie, it doesn't look off on live screen. I didn't even notice he was kneeling in this 2 seconds of screentime since the attention is on Gul'dan on that sequence.
>>70013840
Sarcasm aside, I'm pretty sure it'll be 60-ish AT BEST. The most realistic one is around 45 to 50.
>>70013868
Early reviews or some shit, and it's actually out on some countrieslike mine.I've watched it. >>70013001
>>70013868
racist white male critics who stole the movie, obviously
>>70013817
>the land of the mouth-breathers
Nice projection, Blizzdrone. :^]
THIS IS OUR TARGET SCORE
WE MUST CRUSH THE JACKSON DYNASTY
>>70013900
I saw Captain America : Civil war two weeks ago, the terrible CGI ruined some of the most important sequences of the movie, for a budget way higher than Warcraft. But I guess they didn't make good CGI for Captain America because they didn't want to, not because they were incapable of doing better.
>>70013905can you confirm that Blackhand gets 1 shot?
Where is Orgrim/Gul'Dan/Garona at the end of all this?
>>70013887
>No, everything Blizzard has done since 2007 is as bad or worse than this.
I'm a huge critic of Starcraft 2 and even that game was highly praised regardless of Blizzard's retarded decisions (no chat, no lan durrhurr)
This movie seems to be far far below Blizzard. If I were them, I'd feed Duncan to the lions. Poor him, but some things must be done to keep whatever they have left of their reputation.
Basically just trash the movie and whine about Legendary. It's the only way Blizzard can get out of this.
>>70014008
1. Blackhand gets two-shot, but he is in a berserk rage that makes him go full retard
2. They're all in the black morass, near the extinguished portal, where the final battle takes place
>>70013861
>Blizzard's internet defence force has the appearance of a textbook nu-male
O i am laffin
>>70014078thanks.
But for the 2nd question I kinda meant implied roles.
Is Gul'Dan still the leader? Is Garona seens as a traitor? ect ect
I rather be spoiled going in then disappointed
>>70014008
1.No. His ball's slashed (no, really), and then he's backstabbed.
2.Basically Orgrim inherits the whole Frostwolf clan or whatever lefts of it, while Garona, thanks to actually killing Llane, the whole Orc army. Gul'dan's salty about it and left.
>>70013817
>JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP
>>70013905
Maybe because both the pictures and the trailers coming from it it looks downright atrocious?
But by any mean stay mad blizzdrone, you're amusing.
>>70011669
this film flopping is the best we can hope for.
Does anyone really want Duncan Jones to be yet another director making empty blockbuster franchises for the forseeable future?
I'd much rather have him doing smaller films anyway because his track record for that sort of stuff is solid. A loss for the studio could be a win for the audience in the big picture.
>>70014166is this "Bloodhammer McOrcington" thing I've read in a review real?
>>70011669
>make a movie about literally the most boring conflict in your shitty, cliche franchise
>expect it to be good
??????????????????
>>70014148
Gul'dan is still leader, but out of fear and not out of respect from the other orcs.
Garona is seen as a hero and Gul'dan officially welcomes her a member of the Horde and a true orc.
Orgrim seems to be alone but the movie isn't really clear about the state of the Frostwolf clan (all dead ? few survivors ? banned from the Horde ?).
>>70014266
the games were good, and top notch.
unless the critic played the game they will be anal on the review. They want a lord of the rings but got a tv 3 part series tbqh
>>70013817
>good CGI = good film
please let this meme die
Why didn't they skip all the lame bullshit and start with Arthas storyline? Or at least fucking Illidan?
>>70014272
Thanks againI'm interested in how the movie opens, do we just start right off with the Orcs? is the final shot really that Stormwind one?
>>70012605
wait wait wait wait
i thought this movie was gonna be cinematics like their warcraft 3 and wow expansion openers?
they use live actors?? am i getting meme'd? is this image before post processing or something?
>>70014236
Liking a movie makes me a blizzdrone ? Nice to see you're the one who didn't watch the movie but you're still the one accusing me of having an opinion instead of just following the hate-train this movie seems to generate. I'm glad I'm amusing you, I'll play along even though I know I'm not, you're just saying this because it gives you a sense of superiority, which is needed to hold together your fragile ego, the very same fragile ego that makes you incapable of having an independant and measured opinion.
>>70014266
>Allowing Metzen be part of the writing
>>70014262
Uh explain? I haven't read all the reviews. His allegianceis all over the place, true, but it's more like a lil bro who wants to be like the big bro, but doesn't really know how, so he just follows whatever he thinks right, I guess.
>>70014337
>>70014285
That wasn't the point of my post and you perfectly know it, stop straw-manning. I agree good CGI isn't sufficient to make a good film.
>>70014327
Movie opens with a two-part sequence on Draenor (Durotan + Draka intimacy, then Gul'dan and opening of the portal). The intro was actually my favorite sequence, very good music/visual interactions, and Gul'dan is effectively bad-ass.
Final climax is indeed Stormwind, but final shot isn't.
>>70014407
So hes real? they named a character Bloodhammer McOrcington?have we seen him in the trailers?
>>70014466
Well I'm a retard, I thought you were talking about Orgrim Doomhammer.
>>70014434
I'm not sure if your to familiar with the game but what role doesGrom Hellscream play?
>>70014276
>the games were good, and top notch.
I take you are talking about Warcraft's RTS games.
Warcraft's MMO has lost over a half of its peak playerbase only for Blizzard to announce that they will discontinue publishing subscription count due to it being 'inaccurate as a sign of how the franchise is doing'.
>>70014507
Maybe I'm the retard for believing the review...
>>70014432
>pic related : you, right now
>>70014516
I'm familiar with the game, but not much with the game lore. Grom Hellscream is neither shown or mentioned in the movie, if I recall right.
>>70014542
Yeah. Played Warcraft 2 and 3 a lot back in the days.
I never cared for WoW. I thought this movie was going to be good, simply because it wasn't taking WoW's shitty storyline, but then I realized that Metzen retconned the fuck out of Warcraft 1, and now I understood the real problem.
>>70014570
Oh he's a cameo, and he's everywhere to boot. Never speaks, so it's understandable that you forgot that he exists. Hint: it's the hairstyle.
>Summary: The peaceful realm of Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces a fearsome race of invaders: Orc warriors fleeing their dying home to colonize another.
How can you not tell the movie is complete dogshit from this alone? Ner'zhul is not even in the movie. I'm not a WoWfag but even I know that he was the one who blew up the protals and made Draenor a dying world.
That never happens in the movie so how the fuck can it be dying? The dying Draenor shit is Warcraft 2, not 1.
it's over bros. I have nothing in my life. I'll soom be 31, KV, I just needed this one movie before doing a tapdance off my highrise's roof.
Fuck this world.
Goodbye. I'll do two flips, not one.
>>70014622
Yeah, I wasn't sure it was him but now that you say it, he does appear a few times.
>>70012605
King Theoden's throne room for comparison
>>70014050
While on the gameplay / game mechanics side Blizzard is still top notch (aside from missteps, like vanilla D3), I think the movie and it's reception reflects fairly accurately how they are doing on the writing and world building side.
Frankly, Metzen is just an awful writer / story director.
>>70014570
Ok so its just more of a cameo then like Kargath
>>70011669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
Chris Metzen has the writing ability of a 6-yo boy playing with his toys in the backyard. Prove me wrong.
By far one of the best kino of this generation, too bad normies are too dumb to get it
>>70014707
lmao, forgot that they actually copy/pasted the interior of stave church.
Tolkien's we wuz nordics
>>70014674
Cheer up man. It's not your fault that Blizzard basically fucked it up.
They will pay for pushing this shitty movie down our throats when they could have been making Warcraft 4.
>>70014707
I think a better comparison would be this
>>70014050
>This movie seems to be far far below Blizzard.
Nah, watch the Overwatch cinematics.
>>70014710
Metzen should have stuck to drawing.
>>70014641
>I'm not a WoWfag but even I know that he was the one who blew up the protals and made Draenor a dying world.
As far as I remember, Ner'zhul only shattered the planet into splinters years AFTER the main wave of orkish rapefugees went on to enrich Azeroth. Before then, the world was indeed dying, but to the extent that it was no longer fit to support most of its life - thus prodding Orc shamans to try and find new world to infest.
>>70014674
You're 31 and you're letting the 19 years-old neets that shitpost on 4chan telling you what you have to think about a movie they didn't even watch ?
>>70014807
idk maybe that happened when the orcs genocided the draenei
I thought it was Draenor being splintered into Outland that left it a dying world
>The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety. Is this a veiled Ukip broadcast? Or a pro-Trump one? Nobody suggests the orcs are there to steal Azeroth’s jobs or exploit its benefits system, thankfully, though they are intent on overrunning their adoptive country and sucking the souls out of all its living creatures.
>the guardian
>>70014803
Anything more recent? This one is pretty much deviantART-tier.
>>70014707
>Rhohan supposed to be the anglo saxons of the world
>speak a construct language that borrows liberally from old english
>suddenly jackson
>they're all nordic
>>70014674
>30 year old KV
Why the fuck aren't you using those sorcerous powers?
You could be making the movie not shit by communing with Lords of Change right this second
>>70014860
that's basically Islam thou
>>70014570
How brief is the Iron Forge scene?
There are a few shots in the trailers of Orcs attacking it (or at leats charging it)
Welp. Warcraft is well on its way to become a meme. A sad end for this universe.
>>70014862
That's why it looks great. It's raw shit, unlike those shitty digital cg art that Blizzard shits out these days.
>anyone who hates my epik vidya movie just doesn't understand
You sound like a Snyder fanboy.
>>70013746
>I feel really bad for Duncan
He talked shit about Tolkien, he deserves everything he gets
>>70014853
>I thought it was Draenor being splintered into Outland that left it a dying world
The original -as well as later- premise was that Draenor was tip-toeing on a thin edge of balance that was ensured due to the fact that Orkish clans would often struggle against each other. Demonic intervention proved to be the tipping point, as nearly all of the clans rallied under one leadership, thus making their ranks grow exponentially at the expense of both other sentient races and wildlife.
>>70014955
>He talked shit about Tolkien
He didn't.
He literally said that Tolkien was a man of his times. If that's talking shit, then anything will probably look like shitposting to you.
>>70014917
Very brief, it's the first scene after the intro. Lothar gets offered a gun by a dwarf and receives a missive, so he leaves instantly. Whole scene must be about 3 minutes.
There's no attacking of Ironforge by the orcs, they're never even near it, I don't know what shots you're talking about.
>>70012085
>liking SJW Busters
I never even cared about the original but what they're trying to do is just sad
>>70011669
Are fanny flustered blizzdrones also boiled bottomed DCucks?
>>70014955
Are people really going to rag on this? Its obvious he didin't mean it in that way.
Your just as bad as SJW's when it comes to blowing this way out of proportion and projection intent where it does not exist.
>>70014955
>He talked shit about Jesus, he deserves everything he gets
This is how stupid you sound right now.
>>70011669
I've been saying since the first trailer that it looks like shit and will bomb, but the warcraft fanboys always seem to come out of the woodwork and defend it.
Sad misstep for Duncan Jones
>>70012157
that's the release date you dumbfuck
>>70014997
What is a blizzdrone?
Am I a blizzdrone if I like their games?
I think blizzdrones will go in denial for a week or so, and then will drop it as hard as fuck if the reviews are still bad.
Just look at how blizzdrones unceremoniously dropped Diablo 3 when Blizzard fucked up big time.
DCucks will stick to their capeshit no matter what, and so will Disney / Marvel, even if their movies are terrible.
>>70014969
Guess it was cut
orcs are niggers
>>70015150
Unfair comparison.
Warcraft's Orcs chimp out and ruin everything that white man built despite the fact that they were NEVER colonised by him.
>>70015137
Most likely, I don't remember seeing orcs in a snowy environment in the movie.
the best part of the shit talking tolkien quote isnt that he hates tolkien because hes white (who cares lots of stupid people are in the world) its that he was apparently under the impression that this wow movie was going to be a greater work of art than lord of the rings. let that sink in. im not even sure if that worthless fat fuck GRRRM is that delusional
>>70015337
I'm interested to hear how the first transition into the Human/Azeroth side of the story
Do we not see the humans until after the Orcs already go through the portal?
>>70012113
>Ridiculously entertaining
>Entertaining
How much did he get paid?
WoWfags are saying when the review embargo lifts all the "credible" reviewers will rate it well
And that these first reviews are a fluke from retards
Are they right or just salty?
>>70015400
No your a retard projection all this intent on to him.
"he hates Tolkien" where? because he refers to hi mas an "old white man" therefor he "hates" him
You people are pathetic.
>>70015409
The prologue is basically prolonged scene of the transition from Orc's POV, so. The humans didn't even know what an orc is after they're ambushed, that is, ~15 minutes after the movie starts.
>>70015459
you sound like a dumb smelly uppity nigger my man
oh but dont worry. i dont hate blacks and that isnt a racist comment ;^)
>>70012113
Well it is certainly entertaining in the same way a train crash would be.
>>70015458
Could go either way.
On the one hand, these aren't exactly the journalistic cream of the crop, but on the other there are plenty of warning signs already
>>70015458
just delusional
>>70015458
>Are they right or just salty?
Have you checked for comment sections under individual reviews? Whenever review isn't to their liking, you invariably end up with dozens of people either yelling about how critic isn't worth their shit or high-fiving those who said the former already.
>>70015498
0.1/10
>>70015409
Transition is made through fel magic.
The first humans/orcs interaction happens right after, about 15-20 minutes in.
>>70015400
>im not even sure if that worthless fat fuck GRRRM is that delusional
http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/news/george-r-r-martin-the-rolling-stone-interview-20140423?page=4
>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
>The war that Tolkien wrote about was a war for the fate of civilization and the future of humanity, and that’s become the template. I’m not sure that it’s a good template, though. The Tolkien model led generations of fantasy writers to produce these endless series of dark lords and their evil minions who are all very ugly and wear black clothes. But the vast majority of wars throughout history are not like that.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3110466/Game-Thrones-creator-defends-rape-scenes-Author-says-dishonest-boring-leave-sexual-violence.html
>'But if you’re going to write about war, and you just want to include all the cool battles and heroes killing a lot of orcs and things like that and you don’t portray [sexual violence], then there’s something fundamentally dishonest about that.
>>70015458
50-50.
If you can filter the words out from the reviews, they actually have a point or two, like the storytelling and characters and actings that are meh. The rest are quite unfair, like comparing the movie to GoT, where the one and the only similarity is it's fantasy. Warcraft's a more colorful one, and it's faithful to the source.
Remember back then when somebody's accused a Marvel fanboy just because s/he has exactly one good thing to say about Man of Steel, never mind the rest of the post? It's similar.
>>70011878
It's not supposed to be "deep shit" until arthas
It's all about lets go conquer some shit we are barbarians from outer space and the second movie is about we are barbarian from outer space and we want to fuck elves too, so we team up with troll people
How do we save Duncan fám?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
>>70015629
>second movie
I don't think one will ever exist. I hope I'm wrong, though. I genuinely like this movie.
>>70015582
>Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
Is he retarded?
>ywn see Arthas in IMAX 3d.
>ywn see any warcraft IP on the big screen ever again
Who's hyped for Diablo and Starcraft
>jk I'm going to hang myself now
>>70015693
>I'm a conservashit chirstfag Tolkein cucker
Stay mad old man.
>>70015631
It's too late
>>70015699
And fat. Retarded and fat.
Also dubs witnessesed.
>>70015631
it is too late
>>70015693
What an arrogant cuck. I hope his shit tanks hard.
>>70015048
>month first
which third world country does this?
>>70012099
an Arthas movie sounds like some trilogy that one could make if the first warcraft movies get to be succesfull
The order of movies
1) We humans getting invaded, call for the old legendary alliance / we orcs are followers of this great shaman/warlock who opens portals so we can plunder planets, we form a horde even if half the clans hate the other half of the clans. Drama ensues. (war 1 events)
2) We orcs are tired of this bullshit leadership but we will follow anyway, Some epic battles and cool as speeches, heros die, shit gets conquered, orcs get defeated, nigger leader who corrupted us died, we must split and find our way, thrall moises scene (A NEW HOPE), credits
3) COUNTER ATACK, we humans make big party to enter the nether and fuck orc planet, chaos ensues as the planet land mass GOES TO SPACE. Meanwhile orcs get sent to labor camps. is this THE END OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT TM?
HUGE TIME SKIP
4) WARCRAFT: LORD OF THE CLANS. THRALL EPIC QUEST TO REDEEM HIS RACE
HUGE TIME SKIP
5) WARCRAFT 3 EVENTS
6) MORE WARCRAFT: WE GO NORTH - ORCS ARE FREE FROM DEMONIC CONTROL
7) LICH KING ASCENDS
and then we vidyashit
Do u have this pic in normal res?
>>70015582
>By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?
If Tolkien's orcs made him so upset, he should have read Silmarillion were it is explicitly stated that:
a) - Orcs have been ruined to the extent at which they view entire world with hate and fear
b) - That the former torturous transformation was the single worst act ever commited by the progenitor of all evil in the eyes of Creator of the universe due to the impact it had on orcs themselves.
In fact, Tolkien resented the very thought of making a race evil by default, thus meaning that the whole Warcraft's "Orcs aren't evil from the get-go! They were just warped that way!" '''''revolution''''' wasn't that much revolutionary in the first place.
Want to see genuinely "mostly chaotic neutral, with strong capacity towards good"-type orcs? Try Elder Scrolls franchise in its second installment. TES: Daggerfall was already out when Metzen began creating Thrall for that unfinished point-and-click adventure game and - surprise! - it already has the kind of story for orkish redemption and striving for their own homeland that Metzen tried to peddle since WC3.
>>70015699
Why is that retarded?
Don't tell me your one of those moviebabies that think orc don't repoduce through sex?
>>70015582
I hink the fat guy was honest about this.
There is one fantasy shit and then there is my fantasy shit
![Wight-children-super-creepy-Official-HBO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M4UwOYe.jpg "Wight-children-super-creepy-Official-HBO[1].jpg")
>>70016022
because the answer is obviously yes, he killed or tried to kill all orcs because he was stated to be a "good king". orcs are evil. orcs should be killed.
are the child wrights in this fat niggers puke of a story going to be killed? why isnt everyone trying to live in peace with the other while they murder them? the humans are just evil racists?
>>70016209
Pifftahaha that's why Tolkien sucks its just chirstfag levels of simplicity
You know, its a story by Blizzard.. so what do you expect? Blizzard is shit. World of Warcraft is shit. And this movie is shit. It's the "Warlords of Draenor" of Fantasy movies.. and as new and innovative as garrison.
>>70014674
Dress up as post man and scream "aiiiirrr maaaaiill" when you do it.
Do it for us, anon.
>>70012085
>Capitalising Every Fucking Word
I hate these people no matter what they're saying. Good or bad.
FUCKING RIP
I actually feel fucking bad for Duncan for getting dragged into directing this piece of shit
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>70014942
>it looks like absolute shit
>that's why it's great
this is why nobody will ever take /tv/ seriously
>>70014942
I remember seeing this shit
If i ever get to make a movie of warcraft i would put W2 main theme in the ending credits with those pictures in motion
>>70016537
tbqh his first tweet shows he knows how to capitallize, the second tweet is the title of an article, which would have each word capitallized regardless of how stupidly long it is.
>>70015693
>ostra biegunka może być groźna dla rotawirusową
przejmujemy ten filmik
>>70014234
nobody like orcs but that faggot good im glad it sucks fuck those green niggers.
>>70015582
>compares a mythical story of an idealized world to plain and simple history of our world
>ignoring the fact that Tolkien drew from the myth exactly because the world he lived in was too fucked up with all the moral grey of a world war
>forgetting the fact that real history has the exact kind of good versus evil narratives all over because the victor dictates the history and so orcs and Sauron's minions being deemed as evil is just par the fucking course even disregarding the fact that they were quantifiably evil by the laws of Tolkien's universe
>thinks he's being a cheeky cunt by saying that Tolkien didn't delve into fapfiction in his books and didn't portray war "as it is" when Tolkien was too busy being shelled by the germans and when he finally got out of the trench the formerly green forest land was turned into literal fucking Mordor and the last fucking thing a man that has gone through all that hell wants is to recount all the fucked up shit he has seen
In short, Gurm is just going through the thing that is completely common today - shitting on legitimate good people, all the while promoting their own half-baked degeneracy because it's more "real". Delusional leftist liberal too high up in his own shit.
>>70016542
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5dHqXCLbo
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
I MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS IM FADING AWAY
IM SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
>>70014809
the only sensible post on here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw&index=1&list=FLPdlJmRwn9vtUGKz3PAeZtA
>>70014965
Don't forget Gul'dan severing the orc's connection to the elements thus further fucking up their lands
>>70013366
Did the hire Mark Gormley as visual director?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU
Any new reviews or content?
maybe it's because nobody has cared about warcraft story since they stopped doing actual games and just shit out an MMO.
sure there's lore there too, but 99% of people who've ever played WOW only ever did it because it was popular or because they liked the gameplay. Even that though has pretty much shriveled up over the years at last which is why people were so desperate to revisit old times.
So why the hell did you think a game movie could work if its about the characters themselves? If they wanted to make a movie, should've just been about fat losers playing world of warcraft and getting sucked into the world or something. Like South Park + the bajillions of animes that constantly love using that theme of being stuck in a game. At least THEN you'd have some interesting points.
>>70020768
It's not that people never cared about the lore, they did, it's that it changes every expansion because the writers are too lazy to think up new things.
There's just no point in getting invested in any story change, because you just know it's going to get changed for no reason, get outright raped, or be introduced as the next big thing and then be completely ignored
>mfw light aligned dreadlords
Man, I liked Moon too. RIP his career.
>>70020909
It is already confirmed that Prophet Velen had - ad hoc - a son that wasn't mentioned until late in the same mission where he gets killed in his demonic form after consuming that floaty shiny puzzle in the center of Draenei city.
Legion will be one hell of a ride as far as ass-raping lore and continuity goes.
Warcraft confirmed true patrician kino. Critics didn't understand it at all, as to be expected. I'll be adding it to the best movies of the year, next to VVitch.
>>70015743
Go prep your wifes son's bull, you Swedish faggot.
>>70012562
47% RT
500m box office if it's lucky
>>70021964
And you can go and fellate Chris Metzen... but not before paying him a generous subscription for such an 'honour'. :^)
Blizzard is so cum drunk from their own success that they think they know what people want, or that everything they make is cream of the crop. The truth is being revealed; they got lucky a few times and rode that success into the ground.
>>70012605
Theres no way.
That back wall looks like something out of a PS2 game.
okay just watched it
>very simple story
>overall good fighing scenes and everything orc related
>Fucking TONS of little details, planescapes and easter eggs, but they are pretty subtle
>Human knight armor is ridiculos
>Khadgar and Medivh are actually goat
>Human king is a fucking retard and sjw
>Everything concerning Garrona is FUCKING ATROCIOUS and/or retconned
>No, i mean FUCKING RETARDED, including ending and "twist" of her carater's purpose
Overall i'd give 7,5 for the effort
Im a long time WoW fan and fan of Warcraft in general. But i gotta admit this movie couldnt work. Blizz has always used a cartoonier art style in their games, its just how they are. Translating that to a movie just.. doesnt work well.
Maybe an animated movie could work, I think that shouldve been their way of doing it.
Regardless fuck Duncan jones that fag discredited fucking Tolkien and all people who lived in the nightmare that was WW1 trench warfare just because he was white.
Fag deserves to lose his fuckin career.
>>70011669
>epic fantasy
>>70022752
what do you mean?
didnt they remove the garona twist from the movie?
>>70022904
They changed it, read if you will but its fucking stupid
>Garrona has free will
>Fighting in the final stand on the human side
>They are losing, so the king tells her to kill him to redeem and honor herself in orcish eyes
>She fucking does it
>le sad garrona of remorce
>She makes, MAKES Guldan to spare Lothar because muh stronk womyn amason
>>70023068
>They are losing, so the king tells her to kill him to redeem and honor herself in orcish eyes
I hope you're lying
>>70016840
sure but tolkien himself specifically mentioned that lotr is not an allegory for anything.
leftist liberal out of nowhere as well
impressive
>>70011669
Infographs when?
>>70023143
>Blackhand was going for the king kill to ascend from all other warchiefs
>Bright king decides to give his life to her instead to save her
I know, i was fucking pissed
>>70023068
I love Duncan and I think many reviewers are overexaggerating but I dont fucking understand why they removed the 2 best plotpoints in WC1
>Garonas betrayal
>Stormwinds fall
like for fuck sake, why remove those things
>>70012113
Sounds like a guy who doesn't give a shit about dragonball because he's not a weeaboo manchild found the movie to be so bad it's good.
>>70023286
ikr, they even showed her binding tattos when she was in prison but looks like decided at some pont to go muh stronk womyn route
Also
>Medivh fucking up Khadgar's age retconned as well
They should just get Ewe Boll to shoot all these video game movies. At least then they're entertaining on a catastrophic level
>>70023380
Nahh hes retiring due to not many buying his movies.
He is poor and is working at a resturant he helped start up.
Poor Boll ;_;
>>70023436
Did the Krauts finally close that loophole then?
>>70022218
>they got lucky a few times
I don't like Blizzard anymore, but come on.
All their 90s games were bloody great, even when they were named Silicon and Synapse.
>>70022752
>Human king is a fucking retard and sjw
how is he sjw?
>>70014860
>predominantly white
>>70015150
garrosh "gas all non-orcs" hellscream would like a word with you
>>70023835
>3/5 white
>not knowing what "predominantly" means
>>70022799
>Duncan jones that fag discredited fucking Tolkien
He didn't, m8.
Why are /tv/fags so bad at basic English comprehension?
Duncan said that he respects LOTR a huge lot, but where he thinks Warcraft is difference is his more humane portrayal of orcs.
In LOTR, orcs look ugly and they act like a bunch of niggers. Even if you like LOTR, you couldn't help but wished that the orcs should have received more development other than generic evil cartoon villain portrayal.
>Blizzard told Uwe Boll to fuck off when he asked if he could direct the movie
Turns out that didn't matter at the end.
>>70023930
Warcraft is different*
>>70023939
Uwe Boll would have been the better choice desu
>>70011669
Hello darkness my old friend...
>>70023995
Don't commit sudoku yet, anon!
>>70023922
>yfw you can't see the other extras because they're so dark skinned
>>70016005
i like you, anon
>>70014860
Damn, this is the most racist/ignorant ass review I've ever read.
is there a torrent? for the movie
>>70014332
Het, live actors for humans
>>70011669
The Warcraft Movie Is Not Good
Kotaku - 21 hours ago
The film does no such thing. If only this movie had the charm of a Warcraft unit who's been ...
this is how you know its a decent flick
>>70025054
Lol they allude to in-game quips in the very first line of their review
>>70012085
>imbroglio
>kerfuffle
What happened to reviews that had actual substance and insight? Now it's just pseudo intellectuals acting pretentious as hell because they own a thesaurus.
