aaaahh the french

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never talk to me or Masson again

>there is a Californian Champagne
You can't fucking call it Champagne unless it was fucking made in Champagne, France

>>70008157
Yes you can
You can call thing whatever you want

>>70008189
and get your ass sued for it.
just like putting made in america on shit thats made in china

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW-kIq5ONL4

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>>70008157

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>selling wine before its time

>>70008021
underrated

>you will never enjoy the experience of Orson Welles anally penatrating you with a bottle of Paul Masson French-inspired champagne.

I was born in the wrong century, famalam.

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>>70008021
Kek. Brilliant.

>>70008006
MuahAhHAHAHAAA the Japanese 2Chan has always been celebrated for it's excellence. There is an American imageboard by Moot Masson. Born from that same Japanese excellence, the memes are fermented and forced unto the internet..