How does /tv/ feel about the actress, CoverGirl model, Queen of Daytime Television and America's Sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres?
She's nice, but not funny.
>>69995374
She'scute
>>69995374
She's really funny.
>>69995563
THIS
>>69995563
>>69996059
Johnny Carson thought she was. After her Tonight Show set he invited her to sit and chat (giving his endorsement, essentially). She was the first female comedian to get that honor.
>>69995873
this
>>69995374
literally the only female comedian i can watch for more than like 5 seconds before cringing
>>69995374
I like her.
>>69995563
>She's nice
She literally beats her waifu.
>>69998452
this
who isnt about MY VAGINA every 1/4 millisecond
I haven't seen her show but from what I recall she's pretty funny.
>>69998549
Does she really beat portia di rossi? Depressing if true.
>>69995374
use to have a crush on her (when she came out on arsenio hall, then had her own tv show with bruce campbell)
>>69998752
She's abusive as shit but noone cares cuz she's a grill and Hollywood Patriarchy
>has a mental problem
>blamed america for not wanting to watch her degereracy for kissing laura dern
>is a dick to her guests
>literally just replaced oprah's touchy feely shit with her quirky touchy feely dike shit
Garbage human being
>>69995374
Don't like her, too gay and fedora.
>>69995374
Disgusting carpet muncher that appeals only to feminists, faggots, and submissive eunuchs.
>>69998855
she makes people dance with impunity, she should be shot
>>69995374
I want to smash her happy fucking face in.
She NEVER stops fucking SMILING.
>>69995374
She actually is funny. She is the best deadpan comedian working right now
She actually very rarely tries to get political now. She realizes grown ass adults don't really care if you're gay as long as you aren't marching down mainstreet naked with a dildo on your head.
When she does shill for the democrats she is unbearable. But her comedy is pretty good and her deadpan delivery is top notch.
>>70001304
>>70001566
Cucks
>>69995374
I want to cum inside her.
And have sweet lesbian babies
>>69998855
Really, I would think Portia would win out of that encounter. Well old Portia, now Portia is a walking skeleton.
>>70001712
>white knighting for a dike bitch
I believe you're looking for this >>>>>/lgbt/
>>69995563
/thread
>>69998855
got a source on that?
>>70002562
no, he doesn't. it's just a stupid meme.
>>69995374
She's actually aged remarkably well for a white woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e66xG5xt9Kw
>this was 20 years ago
>>69995374
She's alright
>I share this board with people who consider Ellen Degeneres as funny
>>70002621
Millions of dollars tends to smooth up your aging process
>>69995563
I've heard she's horrible to the production team on her show.
Also she cakes her face in about an inch of make up.
>>69998632
YES, exactly this. Why do most of female comedians today rely so heavily on muh vagina jokes, lol im fat jokes and im so crazy/dumb/loud jokes. It's mot even funny.
Also, I really like Ellen's monologues and her interviews. I've been watching her stuff since early 2005ish, but stopped few years back. I find her stuff more entertaining than most late night shows. plz don't bully
>>69995374
More like Ellen DeGenerate.
God, I fucking hate gay people.
>>69995374
She ruined based Portia
>>70002867
>Also she cakes her face in about an inch of make up.
well duh, shes a covergirl model. wearing their makeup is literally her job.
>>70002900
Why the hate? not gay, just asking
>>70002889
>Unironically watching talk shows
Pleb max
>>70002940
Can I suck your dick? Not gay just asking
>>70002867
>58
Jesus, she's the same age as my mom but looks way older.
>It's a the two little cockney girls episode
>>70002974
Can I suck yours first? not gay, just asking
>>70002989
>Chinese people don't age well, they go overnight, like a pear.
>>69999578
This. I don't know why everyone in this thread is sucking her dick.
Ellen is a great comedian. Maybe not in her stand-up act, but she's funny as hell in person. I've seen very few comedians that were as quick-witted as her in person. A Patrice O'Neal vs. Ellen show would have been a godsend to tv viewers.
>>69995374
she's creepy
>>70002867
>>70002621
>Shuh urges remukubleh will fuh uh wide wumun
>>70002989
Your mom's pretty hot bro.
>>70002244
Im just calling it as it is.
Cuck
>>70003088
>implying patrice could've ever summoned enough professionalism to do even one episode of that kind of shit
He barely got thru one shitty roast and spent literally rest of his life complaining about it.
There's a reason why his "career" never went anywhere.
>>69995374
>Ellen Degenerate
>>70002989
> this fucking autist literally posts a picture of his gook mother on a cesspool like this
>>69995374
I always thought she was some charity person because people called her Ellen the Generous.
Why the mispronounciation of her last name Americans?
