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CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>69985432

>inb4 autistic shitposters spam "it's actually a cinematic masterpiece that audiences were too dumb to understand, just like Batman v Superman"
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>>69985548
i really liked batman v superman
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>>69985593
i didn't
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It's misunderstood. People go in expecting lord of the rings when Warcraft is so much more. It isnt high fantasy, it IS fantasy. The storytelling, characters, places, lore...they're remarkable. Of course generic critics are going to bash it because it wasnt 3 films made by Peter Jackson simultaneously.
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it has a 9/10 on imdb
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>>69986483

Any retard can make up an account and vote on this shitfest in IMDb.
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>>69986483
rated by 1000 preview screen blizzard shills
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>>69985593
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>>69985432
>caring about reviewers
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>>69985593
How does it feel to be literally retarded?
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>>69985432
Fun fact: If a review doesn't give a numbered score, Metacritic will chose a score depending on the kind of feel they got from a review.
None of the 4 reviews so far have given a number rating.
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Warcraft'svstory is basically a shitty version of warhammer, of course the story is shit in this 80's beta male power fantasy
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>>69985593
I liked much of it too, but everything and anything to do with the actual Doomsday fight was miserable. Not to mention the Wonder Woman and Lois distractions.

They didn't even have a grand glorious money shot of the nuke in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFXlrn6-ypg
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>>69986620
tell your friends and your gf that you roasted a retard on a Japanese image posting board you nerd
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>>69986419
This
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>>69986712
that's so fucking dumb, but is the truth
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>>69985432
WHAT
DID
YOU
EXPECT?
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>>69986756
>implying I have a gf
>implying I have friends

Joke's on you, my sweet burns on 4chan are all I have, and thus immensely important to me
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FUCK GUYS. What do i do?? I told all my friends and family this will be amazing. My reputation as a film buff is fucked. It's BvS all over again. How do i justify 3 years at film school now?
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>>69986712
There pretty accurate though. That review for 1/10 was pretty fucking harsh.
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>>69985432
When a critic starts saying that Super Mario movie is better then this, you know he can't be taken seriously anymore... especially with the "Battlefied Earth" part. This just come off as determination to hate the movie.

"Critics throw the term “soulless corporate filmmaking” around with abandon, but movies like “Warcraft” really manage to redefine the term."
Yes because absolutely no soul went into this movie and it was made on the sole purpuse to cash-in on Blizzard's franchise.
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>>69986932
>Stuffed with shit
Videokino is over before it even began.
Wew.
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>>69986901
what a sad existence go back to r9k you speg lord
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>>69985432

>given a 10 by the same guy who gave Neighbours 2 a 64
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I knew this would happen
The warning signs were all there: this immense "pandering" to video game players as if historically they have ever showed up for a movie!

TAKE FUCKING LORD OF THE RINGS THEN ADD PLANET OF THE APES

Fuck the video game 'enthusiast' who was going to see it anyway. Make movie for lowest common denominator

Cgi dwarves man. Hope the movie bombs specifically because cgi dwarves.
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>>69985432
>V-V-VIDYAKINO IS COMING, CRITICS LOVED IT
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>69986540

by that logic, any retard can be a critic
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SHOULD HAVE DONE AN OVERWATCH ANIMATED MOVIE!
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>>69987179
>implying I exist
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>>69987362
Cast it

pic related as Mercy
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>>69986483
everthing has 9/10 bc videofags vote 10/10 for it no matter what
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>>69987328

RT only considers people that have already watched the movie, IMDb doesn't.
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>Metacritic
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>metacritic
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>>69987425

>visible gums

kysf
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>>69987491
>>69987463
>Warcucks following the DCuck path
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>>69987547
you can say what you want, but bvs was a box office success.

at this point, opinions don't matter. it's just about how much it's gonna make.
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>>69987547
Metacritic isn't reliable for movie reviews though
See
>>69986712
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The worst part if all reviews describe movies as "soulless" and basically a corporate production. It took Blizzard 10 fucking years to get into production, they fired Rami because his script was too generic and one-sided and THAT'S the best result of all these decisions?
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>"Warcraft movie is an epic fail" - Geoff Berkshire
http://variety.com/2016/film/reviews/warcraft-film-review-world-of-warcraft-movie-1201780459/

>"Stupidity abounds in new Warcraft film" - Alonso Durade
http://www.thewrap.com/warcraft-review-swords-sorcery-and-stupidity-abound-in-game-adaptation/


JUST
U
S
T
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>>69986554
>they still couldn't bring themselves to rate it a perfect 10
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>>69987646
>listening to the opinion of a Nu-male who gave Neighbors 2 a 64%, Jupiter Ascending a 85%, and The Dragonball movie a 4/5
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>>69987644
IT TOOK 10 YEARS TO MAKE. OSCAR TIME!
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>>69987710
But this movie is made by a neckbeard numale.
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>>69985432
LOOK AT THIS DOOD
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>>69987646
Alonso Duralde is that cuck faggot from TYT
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>>69987700
alot of them did you mongloid
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>>69987710
>Dragon ball 4/5
Wew, how does he still have a job.
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WAR OF JUST when?
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AAHAHHAHAHAHA

IT FUCKING BEGINS
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Foreign reviewers are saying it's good. Americans dont understand kino.
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>people giving a crap about metacritic
Next you're gonna tell me Wikipedia is a valid source.
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>The final product brings to mind those animated advertisements for iPhone app games.

B T F O
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>>69987830
This. Foreign reviews have had nothing but positive things to say.
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>>69986419
They probably bash it because it's a shitty movie
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>>69987845
metacritic is a valid source of reviews though. if you care about reviews.
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Why are some people so obsessed with this movie failing? It seems very sad.
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What a fucking suprise
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>>69986483

World of Warcraft had thousands of 5 star reviews on Amazon before the game even came out. 90% of them weren't even in the alpha or beta
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>>69987891
Because the are "cool", "edgy" and "with it".
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>>69987891
>marketeers shilling this movie obnoxiously non-stop for months
>surprised when people laugh at it's failure
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WARKINO!
I ALREADY BOUGHT TICKETS FOR MY WHOLE FAMILY!
I SAID TO THEM THAT IT IS A MOVIE ABOUT THE PLACE I WASTED MY YOUTH IN!
THEY WILL SEE THAT IT IS SHIT! AAAAAAAAARGH
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>>69987830
I'm sorry. I know you have been looking forward to see your little video games film, but it's trash. Forgettable blockbuster slog.
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As much as I wanted this movie to do good, deep inside I knew it wouldn't get above 50%
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>M-MARVEL IS DEAD GUISE
NECKBEARDS BTFO
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>>69987891
Because you and your ilk have been shoving this crap down our throat for weeks. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
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>>69987891
Because you were the most obnoxious shills i've ever seen in /tv/
Enjoy your flop.
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movie is like 10 years late, i'm honestly amazed people are still playing the game
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>>69986419
The game, maybe. The movie is probably just shit.
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>>69986483
>imdb
kek
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>>69987425
too old
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>>69987891
Why would you want shitty movies to do well?

You want another wave of capeshit
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>>69988043
I dunno guy I just don't see what you're all getting out of it. It seems fucking miserable just waiting for something to be shit instead of talking about something you actually like.
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>>69985432
DELETE
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>>69988094
It's 10-20 years too early
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>>69988115
Google "Schadenfreude".
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>>69988094
>he says while I'm queued up for a dungeon
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is warcraft just social engineering to make new ghostbusters look good?
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>>69988103

Mercy is 47 in-game
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>>69988115
Feels good when obnoxious autists get their shit pushed in, /v/edditors specifically.
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Lol it lost to even angry birds
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>>69988137
>Broadcasting your shit taste

Okay?
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duncan jones doing serious damage control on twitter
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>>69985432
>"you are too dumb to understand"
>"it's 2deep4you"
>"g-guys?"
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>>69988166
one of the greatest things ive seen in a while holy shit thanks for the kek anon
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JUST
U
S
T
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>>69987362
overwatch would only work if it was done by pixar, live action would be just as bad as WoW
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>>69987328
A true statement. Most critics are retards who can't get work elsewhere.
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>>69988232
:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
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>>69988137
This message is being sent to confirm that all credit card information has been removed from the World of Warcraft account [redacted], effectively cancelling its recurring subscription as of August 25, 2008 10:11 PM UTC. The account will not bill or renew any further unless new payment information (credit card or game card) is manually entered in.

i was just curious how long it's been, so i looked for the email
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> tfw I've been following david bowies fat neck bearded faggot of a son for months on twitter hyping this movie up
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What actually stops reviewers from publishing before the embargo? Will the studio just stop cooperating with them or do they have to sign something in order to see critic screenings?
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>>69988232
>Even SJW cucks hate it despite it pandering to them

O I am laffin
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>It's a critics hate it an fans love it episode
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>>69986419
it is the definition of high fantasy, u don't understand what that means
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>>69988320
You may get blacklisted and not invited to future pre-screenings.
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>>69987425
Who is this woman?
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Lets be honest, I knew from the beginning this was going to be shit. Vidya and cinema are oil and water.
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>>69988361
What if everyone did it?
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>>69988284
>August 25, 2008

Pretty good timing to be honest, Wrath was alright but it didn't hold a candle to Vanilla/BC. You didn't miss out on much my man.
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>>69988389
They all get blacklisted.
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so that means it's warkino?
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>It's a 'it's not awful so I guess it's almost good' review
http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/992383-warcraft-review-fel-comes-mogtown#/slide/1

'We are still waiting for a great video game movie. Maybe we’ll never get one, but a film like Warcraft at least makes it feel like we’re buffering for it. This is an honest attempt to recapture the finer qualities of its source material inside of another medium. When it works, it’s a lot of fun. When it fails, it’s merely an average fantasy adventure that focuses too much on familiar plot devices to make a major impact.

But there’s nothing wrong with being great, so long as you don’t suck. And Warcraft doesn’t suck. It’s a flawed but likable adventure that I would happily go on again, preferably as a double feature with The Beastmaster, Legend or Ladyhawke.'
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>>69987830
>>69987864
Shitty movies like Transformers and Terminator: Genisys also do well overseas. Non-Americans have poor taste and are confirmed retards.
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>>69988363
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ah well back to gearing my warlock before legion drops
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>>69988432
>Americans have good taste and are not confirmed retards
Hahahahahaha
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>>69988146
37.
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>2016
>still paying attention to reviewers
>implying you're not a massive faggot
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>>69986932
>Batman vs Robin
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>W-W-W-W-W-WHO CARES ABOUT REVIEWERS!
>JUST PAY THEM YOUR MONEY FOR A TICKET AND JUDGE IT YOURSELF!
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i literally had no interest to see this movie at all, but now you have my attention
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ANOTHER FRESH REVIEW
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>>69986716
Oh fuck off you 40k faggot

You warhammer fags are so fucking butthurt warcraft did it better
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>>69988580
prayer circle is working
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>>69988420
>Beastmaster

Fuck yea Im going to love this
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Guys you told me it was getting bad ratings.
2/5 fresh is pretty good so far
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>>69987710
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>>69988639
>it's something about orcs
>so I'll just compare it to the next to fantasy-like bullshit normalfags enjoy
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>>69988166
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>>69988639
>game of thrones

Credibility lost.
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>>69985432

>b-bu-but vidyakono!!!?
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Duncan Jones twitter damage control when?
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>>69988676
Could be worse desu - i sometimes question their positive/negative classifications though.
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>>69988446
Night elf confirmed?
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>>69988781
Agreed. You can't just have a black white rating system. It doesn't work.
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>>69988781
The screens silly review wasn't even that negative. It just gave it a sorta average review. No idea why it's considered rotten
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>>69988237
Some of these Evans are getting breddy gud
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>>69987610
>at this point, opinions don't matter. it's just about how much it's gonna make.
That and leaving a legacy...
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>>69985432
>"The final product brings to mind those animated advertisements for iPhone app games"

J U S T

U

S

T
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>>69988834
Screendaily*
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>>69986419
this
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>>69988761
he's retweeting every single positive comment he can get his hands on.
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RESPECTABLE 40
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>>69987891
/tv/ hates everything except BrBa, The Wire, and The Sopranos
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>>69988942
Fuck me, if I was a filmmaker I would just stay away from social medie, especially if one of my movies was a fluke
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>>69987362
>diverse

That's the reason for the 98, don't kid yourself.
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>>69988977
Breaking Bad is shit
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>>69987644
>Raimi directed Warcraft with a R rating

Basically Warcraft 2 on screen, it would have been GOAT
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>>69988998
its too late for him to backpedal now, he's spent the last year hyping it up on twitter
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I genuinely feel bad for Duncan Jones right now. To call this a tough year for him is a massive understatement
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>>69988680
Judging a film critic's credibility based on their previous reviews is perfectly valid you fucking idiot

The genetic fallacy would be more like saying "well <Politician> said Warcraft was good, and I don't agree with <Politican>'s stance on gun control, therefore Warcraft is bad!"
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>>69985432
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>tfw i secretly wanted this movie to succeed because warcraft always had a special part in my youth even though its terrible now
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>>69988975

Could he be worked into the neck snapping scene? Laughing off the neck snap would be ace. Laughing Evans gif guy please do this.
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>>69985432
.
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>>69988166
kek I like it but it needs more reddit delusion
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>>69989112
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>>69988406
>Wrath didn't hold a candle to Vanilla/BC
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>>69989283
>Wrathbabby actually think his opinion means shit
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>>69988232
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>>69989344
they sure do love marxism
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>>69988232

DISREGARDED
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>>69987362
>>69987425

>Winston
Kelsey Grammar

>Soldier:76
Clint Eastwood

>Mei
Zooey Deschanel but after gaining 70lb

>Reaper
Jackie Earle Haley

>Junkrat
Willem Dafoe
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>>69989520
>not even SJWs like movies pandering to them
lmao
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>be french
>clap at the end of movies

https://twitter.com/Millenium/status/735185569760743424

explain yourselves frogclaps
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>>69986419
this, anyone saying its shit is a fucking retard who's spouting someone else's opinion about a movie neither of them have seen yet
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>take a game series that's known for having great lore, characters, and stories

>don't do a 1:1 adaptation of it
How hard can it be? Just do the same shit Robert Rodriguez did for Sin City, or Hack Snyder did for Watchmen. Why change so much?
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>>69987363
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>>69988320
>What actually stops reviewers from publishing before the embargo?

A review embargo is such evil. "Yeah don't tell people what you thought of my creation or idiots won't buy it."

Good one.
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>>69989528

>Mei
Zooey Deschanel but after gaining 700lb

fixed
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>>69989571

So are these people just pretending to like it or are "top" KEKtics" just desperate to prevent the dawn of vydiakino?
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Was WoW considered the best video game when it first came out? Why can nothing take over WoW in the mmo world?
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>>69989622
Laziness and money mainly
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>>69989575
>I didn't enjoy this video game movie
>WELL YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT YOUR OPINION AND I'M RIGHT ABOUT YOUR OPINION AND I SAY IT'S GOOD
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>>69985432
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>>69989671
I've been done with WoW for a while, but as a whole it's a top 3 game all time for me
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>>69989692

He is though people have been bandwagoning to shit on this movie like their life depends on it.

so the 2nd a bad or mediocer review comes in its MEMES all day everyday
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>>69989671
FFXI was better. WoW made MMOs accessible to anyone. Everquest, FFXI, and other MMOs like Anarchy Online were overcomplicated and cumbersome. WoW was streamlined and accessible, hence why it took off.
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>>69989671
>Why can nothing take over WoW in the mmo world?

Because WoW was a flash in the pan. It hit at the perfect time when high speed internet was becoming widely available and cheap. It also had a hugely popular RTS series to ride on with a rich, established history. It also casualised the MMO experience and made it very accessible compared to earlier MMO's.

The reason no other MMO has come close to its numbers since is because they've all been making clones of WoW thinking the gameplay is the biggest draw when it was actually the culmination of loads of different factors.
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>>69989671
>Why can nothing take over WoW in the mmo world?

Because it's Nirvana. It was game changing when it came out and it spawned dozens of poor knockoffs. Nobody wants to listen to Creed or Nickelback of the old Republic when Kurt is still available on mp3. It's not the best band, but it's the best in its genre.
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>>69986419
your post is fantasy anon
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>>69989766
>been bandwagoning to shit on this movie like their life depends on it.

No you're right so because of all of that nobody is allowed to say anything bad about your favorite movie.
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>oh shit, the first few reviews are negative
>better make my review negative too or I'll be that one guy who liked the shit movie
This will happen.
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>>69986483
Imdb

Kek
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"BUT WHAT DOES MUH MEME NIG SAY?" - /tv/, 2016
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>>69989936
>Implying this isn't incidental
>Implying this is the majority
>Implying this movie would have gotten good reviews if X

Hmmm...
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Kek, it's BvS all over again
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>>69989937
>80% of people giving a 10 rating
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>>69987610
>you can say what you want, but bvs was a box office success.
It barely broke even after advertising and reshoots are taken into account. The studio expected to easily break a billion.
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Nothing better than watching a board's crusades backfire against them. I have no pony in this race, but
>/tv/ hates Marvel
>/tv/ takes BvS's side against Civil War
>/tv/ takes X-Men's side against Civil War
>/tv/ takes Warcraft's side against Civil War
and Civil War is better than all 3 combined. Top kek.
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Reminder: Foreign reviews have been very positive.
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>>69990131
>/tv/ takes Warcraft's side against Civil War
Out of the 4 things that didn't happen, this never happened the most.
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>>69990173
Are you implying Marvel is buying US reviewers to give a bad review?

Because that would be the truth.
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>>69990131
It's like /tv/ wants to be part of le 4chan contrarians but fails at it everytime. It's honestly getting hilarious.

Just fuck this board up.
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>>69990227
The beauty of the Internet is, you can find ANYTHING. And EVERYTHING is saved, anon.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/warcraft/type/op/
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>>69990131
Nobody took any of those films side.
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>>69985432
>people shitting on the 3rd greatest story told after Starcraft and Lord of the Rings
also what's with this review
>even if the world created by Jones and his talented design collaborators
>world created by jones
are movie critics underage or something?
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People aren't actually this dumb, right?
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What did you expect? Vidyakino isn't coming until 2017 or at least something that has the best chance of being considered a decent video game film.
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>>69990315
Are you stupid? Literally half of those threads were ironic shitposting, trying to mock Warcraft shills.
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>>69989692
>literally tries to shitpost using /tv/'s mantra
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ONE FUCKING POINT!
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>>69990358
Its a shitty review made by a retarded reviewer which triggered retarded Blizzardrones who rushed to defend a movie they've probably haven't seen yet.
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>>69990358
>Yes because no soul went into the movie they made the movie to make money/sarcastic

Ouch. That is illuminatingly stupid. Do they think that money plays no hand in film? It's all creativity, the money comes as a bonus?
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>>69986419
>Unconvincing and generic, with nothing to compare to either the dramatic heft of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy or the raunch and gore of Game of Thrones.
Full Review… | May 24, 2016
John Hazelton

kek anon was right
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Why are WoW dicktards so concerned about this moving doing good? They're so devoted to it, yet they haven't even seen it.
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>>69990391
>ironic
Keep believing that, anon.
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OP HERE funny the way i started both threads on v and tv and i go off to watch a movie come back and they are still up

the art of shit posting everyone
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>>69990536
I suspected when the /v/ thread was the next lyric in the song
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>>69990536
>My inflammatory thread lead to lots of discussion, both interesting and retarded
>HA SUCKERS
Anon no
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>>69990536
haha that is funny anon!
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>>69988721
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>>69988710
You have to understand that normalfags don't know anything about Warcraft other than "it's an online thing". Maybe.

Of course they're going to try and compare it to the next similar thing with normalfag appeal.
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so it's the nu-hobbit?
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Video game movies had 1 (one) chance to break through the mainstream and make a truly excellent film, and they blew it, with the Halo film. It had Spielberg, del Toro, and Blomkamp all collaborating on it, with a script that was FANTASTIC. But the studios started meddling, greed began to shine through in business decisions, and the movie fell apart. Now the cinema gods have cursed video game movies.
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>>69986716

Said the nu make cuck.
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>>69990621
Hobbit is better
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>>69990487
Im just rooting for bowies son, he's had a rough year
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Who the actual fuck was expecting it to be good?
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>>69986716
Warcraft is objectively better because it's American.
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>>69989260
>If it's successful, Blizactivision will think it's because of WoW and not Warcraft
>The lore will get further raped by shaolin pandas


pls no
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>>69990689
but pandas existed since war 3
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>>69990661
People who haven't stopped to look around and see the kind of world they are living in and the evil it contains

So they watch warcraft movies to see what happens to Ungar the Orc in this fabulous new movie by Stephen Bay Cameron

Does he save his tribe and defeat the witch dragon?
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>>69990689
Can we stop beating around the bush and just acknowledge WoW is more important than any Warcraft game?
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>>69990487
I would assume it's them being delusional enough to think if this movie does well, blizzard will try and fix the atrocity that is now WoW. It's unbelievable that this complete shitfest of a game is still considered an ''mmo''


Take a good hard look at your game, faggots. They tried to appeal to every type of player, and in result appealed to no one.
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>>69990743
As a joke and a very minor thing. Then they began to shove them everywhere.
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>>69990773
it made more money, but streamlined the series' lore. That is never a good sign.
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>>69990893
What do you mean by "streamlined"? Like, condensed it?
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>>69987732
kill me
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>>69986419
>The storytelling, characters, places, lore...they're remarkable.

Literally a bad copy paste of Warhammer + 20 years of Metzen coming up with the most random bullshit ever.
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>Imagine “Battlefield Earth” without the verve and you get this sludgy, tedious fantasy adventure, a fun-starved dud that’s not even unintentionally hilarious

ouch
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>>69990914
yeah. It took all the existing lore up to the point of WoW starting and condensed it so people could be more or less caught up when WoW continued forward from there.
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>>69990941
Please refer to this post: >>69990664
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>>69988137
the dungeon finder was implemented well past the point that the game started to fucking blow

>you will never experience rag for the first time with 39 of your online friends
you probably never experienced this feel
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>>69990867
>as a joke

CHEN LITERALLY HELPED BUILD ORGRIMMAR.

YOU COULD FIND HIS FUCKING KEG IN VANILLA WOW

PANDARIA HAS BEEN IN THE DESIGN DOCUMENTS SINCE FUCKING VANILLA
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>>69991016

memes>>>>facts my freind
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>>69989671
MMOs are pretty much done, their selling point used to be I PLAY WITH OTHER PEOPLE, but it's not a novelty anymore and online market belong to casual mobile stuff, shooters or MOBAs.

It also came out in perfect time and now OWNS the market. Even if you make a MMO nowadays you absolutely can't make mistakes, it has to be perfectly polished, have great end-game gameplay, etc. if not - people are gonna leave in a week.

You can compare it to Marvel movies kinda - they had a couple of duds early on, but since they were the first one to do it it wasn't bad, but now if DC/Fox makes a bad movie their whole universe is fucked.
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>he thought it would be good
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>>69990773
Only money wise, but lore wise the first 3 games and the books based around that era are way more important.
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>all that glorious butthurt in the comments of the bad reviews
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What says our lord Glib of Facsimileshire?
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>>69988432
This. Foreign theaters critics applaud easy forgotten spectacle films like Battleship and 2012 because they're easy to understand and language is less significant.
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>>69990997
>how do you spot a vanilla player
>don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
Besides that you're right. I started playing in BC.
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>>69986419
hahahahahhaha
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>>69991192
Also they are incredibly stupid
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>>69989035
Meme-rific friendo!
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>>69989571
it's a premiere. It's pretty much like a show with actors/directors on scene. It's okay to clap there. NOT at plane landings 'except if it's the first landing of a new plan after 25 years of conception or something) NOT at regular movie ending.
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>>69991192
>this is what the land of jersey shore actually believes
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>>69986419
>Warcraft is so much more
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>>69986419
>>69986759
>>69988887
>>69989575
Holy shit, the fucking movie isn't even out yet and you retards are screaming "THE CRITICS EXPECTED TOO MUCH FROM IT! IT'S A GOOD FANTASY MOVIE!" If you shills aren't getting paid for your work then you should kill yourselves immediately.
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>>69985432
>Pander to minorities
>It doesn't work out like you think it will in your head

Do these people walk around with their eyes closed?
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>>69985432

It's starting

>The epic battle at the center of “Warcraft” isn’t the clash between humans and orcs. That’s just what takes up roughly two hours of screen time. The true conflict comes from filmmakers trying to tell a story with soul and struggling against the inherent ridiculousness of the commodity they’re working with. It shouldn’t take a mage to foresee that this pricey and preposterous adaptation of an online gaming phenomenon was preordained for artistic mediocrity.

This garbage is headed straight into the trash where it belongs. Everyone told you guys for months it was a guaranteed bomb.
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>>69990809
what the fuck are you talking about? current wow is great
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>>69987646

> "This Movie X is pretty shiite." - Nondescript Person
http://www.whythefuckareyoulinkingto.com/a-website-with-reviews-by-a-no-name-nobody-234/

low sample size is not usually useful
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It's not bad because fantasy is supposed to be bad!

Fucking idiots.
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>people unironically expected this to be good
>shills are still here trying to do damage control
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>blizzard made enough money off Overwatch presales to pay shills for Warcraft

neat
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>>69991527
>3 reviewers saying it's bad
>2 reviewers saying it's good
>9.0 on imdb
>bad movie
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>>69991527
Don't worry I'm sure their contract will expire in a couple of weeks and they'll go back to working in their sweatshop for 5 rupee an hour.
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