What happened?
>>69977937
Easy
>>69977961
p u n a n i
.
They took her.
>>69978141
>>69978246
>*Heavy breathing*
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>*wheezes*
Because now..
>*has minor stroke*
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
>*hires stunt double 300 pounds lighter than him*
>>69977961
>>69977937
he was looking... for RICHIE
>>69978406
THE RICHIE BANK
>>69978377
>>69978324
holy shit i kek'd
So who was Dave Tokerr?
>>69978573
This is turning into some MC Escher shit
>>69978622
He was killed by Avery Birthday.
>>69978650
it always ends like this
YOU'RE CREMATED MUTHAFUCKA
>>69978646
>tfw birthdayposting replaced bobbylupoposting.
>>69978902
how can be one man be so talented in everything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3G3r_3NM6s
>>69980401
That mutha aint white.
>>69980471
the exact same story when the japanese masters saw him pick up martial arts
>that gaijin aint white
He snatched every fucker's bird day
>>69977937
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>69980942
Is aikidancing a thing?
>>69980942
What did he mean by this?
>>69980942
love the transition to the respectfull bow
The all you can eat buffet happened OP.
>>69980401
>you will never be able to keep up with Steven's speed and style
>you will never have a jam session with Steven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qwO53n3Uw
>>69982243
He literally beats up some 80+ oldtimer at 0:56
>>69982243
He is so wise
Yuhstillsoreboutdafivtybucks
I'm gonna take you to the buffet Senator Seagal
IT TAKES THE IQ OF A MATURE CATERPILLAR
newest seagal kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYlKtLq9FE
could someone try and translate what he says around 0:25?
>>69982738
You know...
It takes the IQ of a mature caterpillar to know the difference between a samurai and a white guy. Whether he is straight or gay, I don't know.
>>69982786
>trailer spoils the entire movie
>>69982738
>>69982835
HAY WHAYRE ARE YEW GOEENK HUNEY
EYE WUNT A LEP DANCE FROM HER
>>69980942
Is he trying to perform aikido on a fly?
Friendly reminder this is what segal uses on a daily bases on the set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
Okay let's get serious for a second here
How did this guy get to where he is now? He doesn't look like a badass, he can hardly fight, he just mumbles his words so he shouldn't even be an actor in the first place, he can't play the guitar but still has a band... Where did everything go so right?
I really would like a serious answer, after that it's back to birthdayposting
i don't know what's worse
>>69982786
this is like a somehow much worse Hitman knock off
>>69980942
this is too much
>>69983032
I dont know. His early movies are entertaining but hes such a terrible actor I dont know how he stared in anything, ever
>>69979614
im dying here lmao
>>69982243
>what does it take to change the essence of a man
its so out of nowhere
you can tell the sensei had some input on the script there. must have been going through his injun phase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
who was he talking to!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Finm_tn8MPg
>a pidoras from the gulag
>Geet up Sookah
Seagal is half slav, he grew up on the mean streets of moscow playing in a all slav band.
>>69984008
his sensei (himself)
>>69984008
DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
ME WANT THE PUNANI
Tell me about Seagal, Why does he wear two watches?
>>69984421
he's a literal parody
why is he doing this?
>>69983032
Meme Magic
Seagal made himself into a meme
>>69984421
So he never forgets when its time for a birthday
>>69984421
one to check the time himself, the other one to show time to others
>>69984509
Does seeing a true operator make you feel insecure?
>>69984643
is this like his sad attempt to make american sniper? All of his recent movies are parodys
>>69984695
OUUUUUUUUF
whaketchavik?
Can someone link the easy scene please, I forgot how to find it
>>69977937
Tacos
Burritos
Chimichangas
>>69984643
>ustillsorboutdatfiddybughss
what did he mean by this?
>>69982926
fucking kek
>>69984643
This
Seagal totally re-defined the term operator for me. Common operators are users or less now.
>>69983032
During late 80s, early 90s there were a bunch of action films made by the dozen (Thank god there were no feminists back then), While many action stars had the personality, the body or the skills, Seagal was like the "wrong guy" in the "right place", he was tall, had a decent body and physique, and while he was not a good actor, most action movies doesn't require guys to act.
For the rest of things (Having a band, "being a champion", etc...) he is a compulsive liar, and trust me many people can get away with stuff, lying, in fact I'd say most of succesful/rich people are liars, because most other people are beta cucks, that won't oppose him or simply won't check his background.
>>69982243
i need time famo
>>69982243
>Mr. Big Balls
>>69985214
>implying Sensei Seagal lies about being in a band
https://youtu.be/yr_Lah_7sew
>>69985665
No he doesn't lie about being a band, he probably lied about playing the guitar or writing songs to get into the band, or simply he just got some of his beta orbiters to make the band.
>>69984747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>69986941
danke
>>69986941
So he knows there's a bomb in the box beforehand right? No idea what the context of this scene is.
