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I'm expecting another kino from Refn
is elle autistic?
>>69975959
>elle will never be your carrie mulligan
;_;
>>69975959
Who's the cancerzombie in the second pic?
>>69975959
Elle's husbando is Ryan Gosling, she's brought it up many times.
She probably chokes herself on cucumbers while looking at her Ryan Gosling poster at home.
>>69975959
why are you a pleb dude
refn is a meme director for normies
>>69975959
>another kino from Refn
What an oxymoron.
16 year old Tumblr girls will suck the fun out of this movie.
>>69976373
>>69976403
I bet you guys like the Tarantino's flickography.
>curtidas
>>69976480
kek
>>69976461
well refn is on their level
>>69975959
>elle will never be a mommy of your children
>>69976403
>Refn is danish
>The word kino is Danish for cinema
Kino always
>>69975959
>Wish you to work with Gaspar, or Lars!
TOP FUCKING KEK WHO WAS THIS MADMAN
>dolan and loach won at cannes
>>69978460
Gaspar was at the Neon Demon premiere in Cannes
>"Lars is Lars, done a lot of drugs, is over the hill. Last time I saw Lars he was trying to ask my wife to have sex with her, she told him to fuck off. So he found some other slut."
>when the dedication to Refn's wife, Liv, came onscreen, they booed her, too. "Basura!" shouted one Spanish critic. "Fuck you, Liv!" yelled another.
>after Nic kissed Elle in front of the whole audience, Liv reacted to getting cucked by joining in and kissing her too
How did an autist like Refn manage to get a wife as based as Liv?
>>69978693
Liv pegs him and wear the trousers in the relationship. She manages the money Refn wins.
>>69975959
>literally booed by the audience in the Cannes showings
>>69976480
>he doesn't know about refntino
LOL
hello/v/
>threw a table at a wall in film school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson
>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam like 7 times
>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife put his toys in the attic
>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order
>color blind
>dyslexic
>lost virginity at 24
>proposed to his first girlfriend (now wife), she initially said no but kept the ring
>daughter doesn't call him Dad or Papa, calls him "Jang" the same nickname used by his adult friends and family
>believes in Thai ghosts because his daughter sees them and Jodo told him some spooky shit reading tarot cards
>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off
>literally wears a towel when he's shooting a movie to keep his energy inside him or something
>can't pick his own clothes, wife does it for him
>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of movie sets because he can literally only talk about cinema
>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then getting limp, obvious self-insert
>cried during his first meeting with the Goose
>cried on live Danish TV
>said he now only watches movies on an iPhone
>has deluded himself into thinking he's close friend with David Lynch, randomly brings up "David" in conversations, while other people have no idea who he's talking about
>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly, he still attends event dressed like a teenager while everyone else is dressed properly
>almost got to his now wife to run away on their second date because he told her he was going to show her a beautiful, emotional film and then forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>has no neck
>>69978892
The movie got a 7 minute standing ovation at the premiere
>>69978892
Everything got booed this year
i want to kiss elle's feet
>>69978935
Reddit: Tarantino
/tv/: Refn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLJ_2WMmlPQ
>>69978693
Has Lars responded to this yet?
>>69979059
refn=tarantin=imdb sensibilities
I can already tell by you are post you're new
>>69979072
Too busy with vodka, coke and prostitutes to care about.
>tfw goose has moved on
rip dream team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Se4wv9tz58
>>69979059
damn i cringe'd
>>69978997
does anyone else has the urge to do this?
>>69976537
olá amigo macaco
>>69979249
it's not like I'd say no to her if she offered.
