How is it?
>>69970077
Thanks ms skeletal
she's top 5 of all time
It's going fine, thanks for asking.
>>69970077
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>>69970077
>CURVE THE BULLET
lucky he was friends with Magneto
When was she at her peak?
>>69970077
if you really have time to kill, then watch it, it's average at best
>>69970077
its retarded but you get to see angejo's naked body when she was still hot
>>69970189
Tomb Raider for sure. She was her absolute hottest.
>>69970189
>>69970238
both TR and MR&MSSmith
>>69970370
>>69970370
her peak was in the 90s plebs.
>>69970077
Nice fridge-kino.
>>69970431
pedo spotted
>>69970497
>teenager
>pedo
nig pls
It's a cool dumb "switch off your brain" action movie
Has some fun moments
>>69970431
>her peak was in the 90s
seconded
>>69970994
so hot
>>69970994
>short hair
>ever
>have original and fresh source material
>take the title and NOTHING ELSE
Why is this allowed?
>>69970189
Hackers to Tomb Raider
>>69971048
go be a fag somewhere else
>>69971079
>>have original and fresh source material
Please, the original was just what if Marvel and DC villains wearing different hats took over the world and one faggot stumbled into it and discovered his destiny to be Eminem and fuck
Halle Berry.
speaking of which glad no one ever bitches about how the raceswapped Fox
>>69970077
sucks.
>>69971203
says the guy that likes faghair
>>69971280
you feel threatened by short hair because deep down it make you question your sexuality. You're just an insecure homosexual in denial.
>>69972437
ok dr freud
>>69971079
this movie was better than the comic. that's how shit the comic was
Its the shittiest thing I have ever paid to see. Went to see dkr but it was sold out. It was SHITTY at best
>>69970077
the sky.
>>69970210
The whole rat explosion thing was kind of amusing t b h
>>69970431
Why is it that sometimes attractive people look are almost so well proportioned they turn round the bend all the way back to ugly? She looks deformed, but you know she's not really. It's like if these features even had minor changes, she'd turn ugly
>>69970994
>>69970077
honestly I couldn't get over how fucking stupid "curving a bullet" was, like a bullet has the speed and mass of a whiffle ball.
and then they brought out the loom of destiny, and the magic candle wax baths.
I'm pretty sure this is among the dumbest films ever made. Not just because of the cartoon physics, but because it felt pretty pretentious too, when it was just a crappy origin story for a Harry Potter assassin, and it ends with Professor X breaking the fourth wall to say "fuck you."
at least it was good for this .webm
>>69973509
You're right. She'd look a little downsy if anything changed.
>>69971109
Pretty much. Gia has to be the peak though
>>69970077
Neat ideas but pretty bad directing, especially with all the bullet trajectory 'camera work'. Supermarket scene was good.
>>69970189
Hackers, no question
Other notable:
Foxfire
that Banderas movie
Gia is overrated as is Tomb Raider
>>69970189
>>69973606
>they brought out the loom of destiny, and the magic candle wax baths
Yeah, they completely butchered the source material. In the comics Wesleys mental and physical training and regeneration took many months. They also cut roughly 90% of the sideplots and characters which were supporting the main story so without those the plot just collapsed.
I feel like a weirdo, but I have nver felt any kind of sexual atraction to this woman
>>69974166
Puffy lips is an acquired taste.
>>69974238
They certainly are, and if you haven't acquired the taste of juicy couch lips you should make amends pronto
>>69973606
it could work thuogh if you swing hard enough
>>69973836
BOOBZINGA
>>69970189
taking lives senpai
>>69974770
>it could work thuogh if you swing hard enough
I would enjoy seeing /k/ sperg out at this post
>>69970189
Shark Tale
>>69975143
Technically it's possible, it's just the mechanics of spinning the weapon faster than the bullet can exit the barrel is almost impossible.
>>69970994
I don't remember this part in Midnight Cowboy...
>>69975143
it could work though but its almost impossible, you would need to have superhuman strength and speed
>>69973606
>honestly I couldn't get over how fucking stupid "curving a bullet"
really? what about adrenaline being a superpower or the rat bombs ?
>>69970189
Hackers is the only answer.
She was so fucking hot in Tomb Raider.
>>69974238
>couch lips
so lewd
>>69970431
>>69970994
Looks like Ceara Lynch senpai
>>69970077The comicbook was way better and they VERY LOOSELY ADAPTED IT, it's worth a watch if you have nothing better to do. It contains cuckoldry, silly action sequences and the added bonus of morgan freeman. There are only two good scenes in it.
>>69972726killing superman with a Kryptonite condom, killing superheroes for fun with guns, eminem as a protagonist, better ending.
>>69970994
Terrible. They barley tried to follow the source material, and what they come up with in its place is retarded. The comic was all about super villains that are all varying degrees of bad running the world. The "h" character rapes and murders innocent people for fun until he gets board of it. I understand why they wouldn't make an edgy controversial hard R movie. Now at least with Deadpool being a success, it's proof of concept that it could be made.
>>69970077
It's pretty shit
>>69976003
Wasn't there a shit monster?
>>69976559
Yeah Shithead, it wad composed of the 666 most evil people's fecal matter. Wonder ifDogmahad anything to do with its inception.
>>69976003
i always wonder how people like you discover these more obscure comics
>>69970994
Why does she look like a Romulan in that pic
>>69977938
Because she's out of this world.
>>69977938
The harsh cut on her head
I always thought she had too strong features to justify a tiny pixie hairdo
Maybe if she had longer hair in a braid or something that could be unwound, instead of the stark tomboy thing, that does nothing for me
>>69977082
Mark Millar is far from obscure. Hence the many movie adaptions.
>>69975981
>black men taking the white guy's woman off him
wew
>>69970994
She was pure sex in that movie.
>>69975981
Sick Boy used to be so attractive, what the fuck happened?
>>69975216
>Technically it's possible
No, it isn't. All it would do it change the trajectory of the slug, it wouldn't travel in an arc once it had left the barrel. If you had a gun that fired spherical projectiles and had some scoring one one side of the inside of the barrel instead of standard rifling to spin the shot as it left the barrel it might actually work, though.
>>69970077
howls like a direwolf apparently
>>69973550
kekarooney
>>69973836
bottom lip bazinga
>>69983902
British genes.
>>69970077
It's the kind of movie you like while you're in high school or college
But after you grow up you kinda see ti as stupid
>>69973961
>I wanted a 14 hour movie with loads of shit that didn't have anything to do with the main thread. I'm also a comic wanker.
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fuck off you fucking baby.
>>69985479
>implying
>>69985995
idd
Wanted was utterly absurd, completely ridiculous fun. I liked it.
>>69970077
This movie triggered my autism by trying to pass of causal determinism as fatalism.
