>>69965696
/got/ BTFO edition
Rate my OC guys :-)
>>69967455
>9.8
Most people are fucking stupid.
>>69967455
>9.8/10
post the "i did it all meera" gif with bran pls friends
>>69967455
There is literally nothing wrong with the hold the door scene and ''explanation''.
>be me, David Benioff
>sitting in the thinking room, staring at the pastel colored padding on the wall
>been here for the past 52 hours, chewing nervously on my yellow idea crayon
>gotta figure out how to work Bran's escape scene
>already ruled out putti patrollers and Donald Trump as antagonists
>it feels hopeless. why did we ever write in magic keeping the zombies out?
>a single tear rolls down my cheek, I feel like Sansa on her wedding night
>hear a voice shouting, quiet at first, but slowly growing louder and louder
>"DABID!!!"
>"DAAAAABID!!!"
>Weiss, breathless and red-cheeked, barges into the room, his eyes wide and crazed, spittle flecked across his chin.
>I'd know that look anywhere, my sphincter clenches and I wait to be blown away.
>"D... DABID, WHAT... WHAT IF BRAM... BRAM TIME TRAVEL?" he says between panting breaths.
>I feel the blood pump into my special place.
>"T-time travel?" I repeat. If I misheard him, I might pitch that as my own idea.
>"BRAM TIME TRAVEL! GET BAD TOUCH BY ICE MAN" Dan shrieks.
>my god, it's perfect. If Bran gets the bad touch the zombies can come right through the barrier! I dab some of the sweat from my brow and start scribbling this down.
>"ZOMBIES EAT BRAM DOG SO WINTER IS COMING DABID!!"
>it's like poetry
>realize Meera has the training and ability to take on a white walker and probably kill one
>dr who, walking dead and female empowerment- the holy trinity- all rolled into one episode. My mind can't fathom what I'm feeling.
>must've passed out for a bit. Dan is still shrieking and slamming his head off of the wall
>"HODOR HOLD DOOR- HODOR HOLD DOOR- HODOR HOLD DOOR" he chants.
>if Bran can time travel anything is possible
>there's no way they'd have a door in a tree cave but fuck it, that's too awesome not to include.
oh so incest is suddenly okay when the Starks want to do it
>>69967511
Literally nobody reads these any more
>>69967455
OP is a fag edition
>tfw no Roslin gf
First for semen priestess.
tfw no highgarden scenes
>>69967511
please, no more of this cringeworthy shit
Why was there a door on a cave that north of the Wall?
>>69967519
Well hes not a real stark remember.
>>69967528
I do :(
>>69967528
I do
You know, sometimes I feel like David Benioff, D.B. Weiss, and Emilia Clarke get way more hate than they deserve. This episode in particular drove that home for me. I'm no expert, but with this episode I was struck with the quality of Clarke's acting and D&D's writing, and yet when I went online, I instantly saw both things getting trashed. Take Emilia for instance. Her scene with Jorah was incredibly well-done. She genuinely seemed heartbroken but you could see the conflict in her and her attempt to maintain her composure. Emilia Clarke is not an awful actress. Yet people act like she's some Hayden Christensen level failure. Not to mention the flack she got with her change in contract concerning nudity! I mean, yes, GoT does have a lot of nudity and some of it is frankly gratuitous, so I can understand her not wanting to be objectified. People acted like she was some selfish prud, and that baffles me after last week's episode, when of course she was still getting comments from people criticizing her body or assuming she used a body double. And people wonder why she wanted to change her contract in the first place! And then there's D&D. Now, I'm not trying to say that their writing is perfect (cough cough Dorne cough cough), but they just cannot catch a break, it seems like. I didn't see the thread myself, but I saw someone mention that in the live episode discussion for The Door, people were already starting to cry "bad writing" when Hodor's origins were revealed. But then D&D said in the After-the-Episode that it was George's idea, and people suddenly decided that the scene was well-written, and that D&D deserved no credit for it or its emotional impact. And yet other people are whining that D&D shouldn't have said that it was GRRM's idea! So there's literally no way they could have won.It's like people are trying to frame everything D&D do in a way that makes them seem shallow and disrespectful to the source material.
>>69967519
Is she just setting him for a betrayal or are they gonna fuck up CIA together?
IMDB's episode ratings are more retarded than the overall ratings.
>>69967558
he's still her cousin, and were raised together as if they were siblings. It's still fucked up
>>69967557
Same reason there's a door on your house, to keep the cold and wildlife out.
Why is everyone so butthurt that I once chatted with Lady Sansa?
>>69967569
The thing is, the vast majority of people watching the show are impressed and love it. But when you come to a /got/ like this, it's where the people who hate it and want to nitpick every detail have the loudest voice.
The way I've always seen it is you've got people who love the show and the books (myself) because it gives us 2 different ways to get to the end and answers things like 'what if Jon did this instead?' etc
Then you've got people who love the books but can't quite enjoy the show as much because of some of the larger changes such as no Aegon, but they also understand why the show had to change things in order to keep it reasonably straight forward.
Then, lastly you have the people who deem the show to be fan-fiction and deny any events which take place in the show to be inspired by GRRM, regardless of D&D flat out saying "when GRRM told us this", let's call them the Linda and Elio type of people
The Linda and Elios are the bunch who want Direwolves to go out in a blaze of glory while taking down 652 Wights single handedly, who want Daario to have bright blue hair, the KG to have milky white armour and so on. What they forget is unlike GRRM, the show has limitations. GRRM has to use his imagination and write words on paper (he made the wall 700ft tall without realising how absurd that is), a simple task in comparison to production of a TV show. Anything they don't like is put down to "lazy writing" which ironically is why the wall is 700ft tall.
>>69967468
>lemon tart
Nice
Who team /Night's King/ here
If Kinvara and Melisandre tied you to a bed and told you that one of them were going to have your shadow baby even against your will, which one would you choose?
>>69967605
>responding to pasta
>>69967599
>continuing my epic ruse in the next thread
>y so butthurt lmao?
Just stop
>>69967599
put on a tripcode already
>>69967621
>responding to pasta responding to pasta
Sansa should have totally kept Theon around as her bedwarmer.
He can lick her pussy till she cums every night and cuddle with her.
She'd be the perfect LOVING mistress to take care of him.
>>69967605
I don't think this /got/ is as hate-filled as some make it out to be. I see the vast majority here highly praising the show. And I don't think voicing criticism should be equaled to hating. We're all obviously invested enough to be on this board and discuss stuff very in depth. Most of us have also read the books and can't help but watch the show from an adaptational angle. So of course, there will be more things to critique - because people are here to take time and look more closely than the majority of viewers. It's natural. Every fan community works this way. We're more invested and pay closer attention, so we're harder to please.
>>69967614
Both.
>>69967614
I'd ask, 'why not make TWO shaddow babbies?' and fuck them both.
>>69967569
>some Hayden Christensen level failure.
You are right she is way worse.
>>69967599
Mate, c'mon now. Stop it. You can't keep doing this to yourself.
>>69967569
>>69967605
>>69967639
This
>>69967599
dubs of truth
>>69967605
>The way I've always seen it is you've got people who love the show and the books (myself) because it gives us 2 different ways to get to the end and answers things like 'what if Jon did this instead?' etc
Just play Crusader Kings 2 and you'll get the same effect.
>>69967570
Tywin looking suave here.
>>69967569
Emilia Clarke is not a bad actress. In fact, she's a great actress. She really makes you hate Dani with a passion, so I must recognize her talent.
I agree with you though. That scene with Jorah was well done. D&D should learn from it: less SJW bullshit and more character development.
>>69967570
No cia has got her all doubting the bastard now. The north is hers by rights. All those that deny that are her foes.
>>69967644
>>69967640
You don't have enough life force to make TWO shadow babies you weak willed faggots
>>69967635
>responding to a reply responding to pasta responding to pasta
>>69967614
Meli, but Kinvara can tickle my balls with her eyebrows whilst we do it
>>69967597
Children of the Forest don't mind the cold or the wildlife (on the contrary) and they don't use doors. Neither do the Free Folk.
post the "I did it all meera" gif with bran pls friends
>>69967671
So she's acting like she can't act?
>tfw only watching the show for the direction and the soundtrack
>Kingsmoot was my favourite scene of this season
the show is a lot better when you don't care about the writing or the plot
I'm sho very shorry
>>69967674
Then I die with two semen sluts on my cock. R'hllor hungers.
>>69967569
>I'll always love you. Goodbye Khaleesi.
>walks away
>Do not walk away from your Queen, JORAH LE ANDAL
Anyone else find the writing in this scene felt a bit unnatural and out of place? Was it poor writing, acting or both?
>>69967667
That's not him.
>>69967678
>responding to post by a nobody on 4chan.org
>>69967639
Voicing criticism is absolutely fine, I do it in some cases as well. But there's criticism and then there's just hate.
For instance a thread which popped up yesterday, here's the TLDR:
"SUMMERS DEATH SCENE WAS A CONSEQUENCE OF SHOWS REFUSING TO INCLUDE THE DIREWOLFS IN SCENES, BECAUSE OF THE LIMITATIONS AND MISHANDLING OF THE SHOWS PRODUCTION. NOTHING MORE"
A Direwolf was killed, so apparently that indicates to us that the production team has no idea what they are doing. Other comments were something like "Clearly they forgot Summer existed and went back once they realised their mistake and edited in a quick death scene, such lazy writing!"
That's hate, not criticism. A perfect example of the Linda and Elio type.
>>69967735
it was sappy af
>>69967687
They're not gods anon. The cold affects them like any other living creature. In any event the doors probably somewhere else in the book and the show is just condensing things.
>>69967703
>the show is a lot better when you don't care about the writing or the plot
No, that just means you don't care that it's shit. But the outcome is still the same I guess.
>>69967735
It was improv, you can tell it was.
do your best baelish impression on vocaroo
>>69967673
Actually it's Bran's.
>>69967735
Nah, Dany was always a moody cunt. Seems like the writers want us to like her but her actions speak louder.
>>69967748
But the direwolves were killed off for budget reasons.
>>69967455
>create white walkers to be protected from mankind
>kill white walkers to protect some humans
...what?
Don't forget he talks to theon in present day Winterfell
he names himself pretty much
your welcome for the book report autists
>>69967748
Summer's death being poorly handled, along with the depiction of the dire wolves throughout the series, is a pretty legit criticism that's been consistent throughout the series. They didn't even bother making Summer look the same as he did in season 1.
>Jorah the Andal
>he's a First Man
Full retard.
I once chatted online with Sophie Turner.AMA
>>69967788
What are you on about?
>>69967748
"Refusing" and "forgetting" is really unfair. Being honest here though, I think it's pretty evident that with the budget allocation and everything the show doesn't have enough to do the battles, the dragons, the ice zombies AND the direwolfs properly. And it's the direwolfs that they decided to minimize. It's not that I can't understand it. If there's something I'm not going to criticise, it's budgetary issues, but it's not an unfair assesment that the direwolfs had their importance greatly undercut because of the budget. Or that the decision and manner to kill Shaggy (off-screen) and Summer (appeared for the first time this season only to be killed immediately) had a lot to do with budget. It's sad for me as a fan, because the direwolfs are essential to the story and the Stark identity, but I guess there isn't much they could do about it.
Reminder that GRRM fucked up by making the book characters too young.
>>69967803
Did you have your cock out whilst you chatted with her?
>>69967667
>>69967528
>>69967553
we did it reddit
>>69967794
Now that you mention it
>>69967735
It's a Princess Bride "as you wish" thing. Can't say it outright, but she was telling him she loved him too.
As a friend obviously, she'll be getting dicked by Daario, but she still wants him by her side
>>69967784
>realizing they fucked up
It's the Frankenstein's monster effect.
>>69967511
>feel like sansa on her wedding night
fucking keked
>>69967839
I was unbelievably horny and I worshipped Her after, but no I didnt while talking to Her. At the end before She left, She said "thanks for not being a creep, I did this as a dare"
>>69967788
Still no time travel
>>69967795
why are people sperging out about the jorah the andal nickname? the dothraki have been using it forever.
The official synopsis: An old foe comes back into the picture. Gilly (Hannah Murray) meets Sam’s (John Bradley) family. Arya (Maisie Williams) faces a difficult choice. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) faces off against the High Sparrow (Jonathan Pryce).
seems boring tbqh senpai
why do americans try to make everything live action when certain series would be perfect for animation, eliminating the problems of miscasting, bad acting, budget limitations and so on
>>69967768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ZEHHOWw5Z
100% authentic.
>>69967892
>An old foe comes back into the picture.
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
>>69967735
I liked it. It was better than begging him to stay when he would never.
>>69967895
animated stuff for adults doesn't get the same audience in the west as it does in the east.
>>69967674
What, you think I'm fucking them for the shadow babbies? Who cares about the shadow babbies? What are you, some kind of faggot?
How was Bran able to maintain greensight when he got disconnected from WWW?
Also why the fuck didnt BR touch Bran so Bran could have warged on present Hodor instead?
>>69967892
Arya got a second chance but won't get a third. But so did Ellaria. I say she'll destroy the Faceless Men and their storyline, just like Dorne was.
AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
AZOR AHAI
AOR HAI
AOR HAI
ARHIA
ARHIA
ARIA
ARIA
ARYA
>>69967895
Because the vast majority of anime is cheap shit as well.
>>69967916
It's most likely going to be Walder Frey, since he's been confirmed to be in this season.
>>69967892
>An old foe comes back into the picture
What the fuck does that mean? Everyone's a foe to someone.
>>69967916
mpre like walder frey.
>>69967916
>STANNIS
>foe
>>69967949
>How was Bran able to maintain greensight when he got disconnected from WWW?
He's unironically a God.
>>69967940
>he thinks he has any say in whether shadow babies are made
LOL
You're going to make those shadow babies and, with you own life, the red priestesses are gonna make you pay for it.
>>69967964
Fuck year, Walder Frey was cool.
>>69967888
So, after telling Ned his name before Sansa and Arya being born isn't time travel?
trips of lies
1/10 for the reply
>>69967889
>the rightful ruler and heir of Westeros is making the same mistake about Westerosi people as some illiterate horsefuckers from the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere, Essos
>>69967834
He meant to have a 5 year time skip.
>>69967916
Its Walder Frey
>>69967955
>ARIA
So now that Bran won't have flashbacks for a while, is it safe to assume we won't see R+L=J this season anymore?
>>69967833
I think you have a point about the Direwolves and budget constraints. I think if Summer was going to die, though, it could've been handled better. It seemed like a silly death. If he had had his last stand before the door then I think a lot more people would've taken it in a better manner.
>fantasy
>HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS MAGIC WORK?
Good job, lads.
I actually teared up at the end of the last episode.
>>69967998
Shes about as rightful as Renly was.
Why GoT didnt show Rhaegar? They get few chances but they didnt do it. This bothers me.
>>69968016
>silly deaths
Everything about that scene was silly imo. Why was that vision so important? Seriously someone explain this to me.
Just so that Bran could warg into Hodor and give him a dramatic death? If Bloodraven (who is just some random 1000 year old guy in the show right?) didn't know that was going to happen why have the vision in the first place?
I don't think it's "bad writing" that Summer died, just that it was completely underwhelming, even worse for that cliche tunnel scene where the CotF randomly decides to sacrifice herself instead of THROWING the bomb thing.
>>69967964
>>69967980
>>69968002
basil!
>>69967916
i think it will be on ep 7if he comes back
>>69967949
I don't get what actually happened.
So, Bran was in the "vision" and couldn't or shouldn't get out. But he needed to warg Hodor so they could get away. The solution was that he somehow warged Hodor in the past to influence his actions in the present. This, I don't understand. I could get Bran warging people in the past to manipulate things in the past, but trans-temporal warging?
Okay, now he wargs Willys in the past, and he somehow exclaims "hold the door"? Why? Because Bran is sending "hold the door" telepathically and that's all that fills his mind?
Point being, why is trans-temporal warging a thing?
>>69968040
Because Rhaegar works best as a sort of mysterious character.
>>69967998
>implying dany is anything but a shit-tier character in both the show and the books
anon, i'm not trying to defend dany. i'm just saying that nickname is of the dothraki and dany is more dothraki than anything else at this point.
>>69967995
That's just speculation at this point, don't you think Ned would have reacted somehow if the weirwood started to talk to him? I still have hope gurm won't do it.
>>69967639
This is so well said. I couldn't agree with this observation more.
I also find it ironic that D&D get railed on for the direction they take plot lines and characters in a way that would make you think the people criticizing them have a better understanding of how it ends and how all the parts need to get to that end. The best is when i hear something like, "It doesnt make sense why this person did this or that because that would never happen in the books" ... well maybe it won't happen just like the book but maybe you also aren't so smart that you know where everything is headed in the books and what every characters motivation and end points are and how they get there.
>>69968010
Wasn't ToJ Ned's actor confirmed for eps 6 and 10?
>>69968064
SOMEBODY CALL PRESTON
>>69968064
Bran could hear Meera shouting
Bran warged young Hodor, so he could hear it to.
She was shouting hold the door, it was all he could hear as he felt his future self being torn apart by ice zombies
>>69968040
Because Rhaegar sounds like a comically effeminate fag. For the show they would do it like Darrio and make him look completely different and they didnt want all that hassle.
>>69968040
>>69968075
Rhaegar / the backstory to Robert's rebellion is barely even a thing on the show. If you polled viewers I'd be maybe 15% of them would even be able to tell you who Lyanna or Brandon were.
>>69967570
Watch d&d's explanation on youtube. Salsa still believes CIA and shes really doubting jon
>>69968064
You know what I find ironic? Game of Thrones is probably the single best TV show on right now, with a budget of over 100 million a season, they film on location with amazing costumes and over all probably the highest production quality of any tv show.
Yet because they can't do everything that's in the books or change some inconsequential minor detail that somehow it's not trying hard enough.
>>69968075
White Walkers also work best as a mysterious threat. Threw that right out of the window last episode.
>>69968099
Final TOJ reveal is rumored for episode 10.
>we are supposed to believe the Houses of Westeros have been around for 8000 years
>House Martell, Stark, Baratheon, Lannister and Tyrell wiped out in a minor conflict over the course of a few years
>>69967916
>stannis
>foe
speaking about the one true king in such manner
>>69967784
They created WW to fuck up the First Men, then the WW went out of control and they teamed up with the first men to kick+ban their creations. How's that hard to understand ?
>>69967511
I laughed.
>>69968123
The leak says we go back to ToJ in episode 10 but we won't get to hear what Lyanna says to Ned just a jump in scene to Jon immediately after.
>>69968127
he's foe to many scum
So we know for a fact that Davos is going to die because he's the biggest mary sue in the series. The question is when will he die and how?
>>69968178
Not to Jon, and the Starks are the main characters
>>69968040
Based on the spoilers, I have this feeling they're holding back Rhaegar for Season 7 flashbacks. I could be wrong, but it doesn't seem like they delve into Jon's Parentage in enough detail in the finale so there might be more to come.
Stuff like Bran looking to see if Rhaegar and Lyanna were really in love and if they had the secret marriage fans theorize (because if he's still a bastard being Rhaegar and Lyanna's son doesn't mean shit), plus Jon's still got to find out about it himself and I can't imagine the father situation not coming up. So if Bran can still have visions in Season 7, I could see him researching that.
>>69968010
No, he's gonna continue having flashbacks outside the tree. It's been confirmed we see Young Ned again next week and then once more with the Lyanna/Jon reveal in the finale, but apparently it's pretty underwhelming with no dialogue and just showing the baby then cut to Jon in the present.
Guys, guys
Do you know why Winter is coming?
Because Summer is gone :D
>>69968002
Can't wait t.bh.
>>69968124
You dont believe the Maesters do you?
>>69968081
Reacted how? naming his next son Brandon?
oh wait
>>69967519
Half
Brother
>>69968216
>DABID!!!
How is she so flawless?
>>69967784
That's because they didn't actually "create" the white walkers, they made a pact with the Great Other. But soon they realized they fucked up.
>>69968081
>I still have hope gurm won't do it.
Same here, would hate it if he threw away 20+ years of buildup on something so shitty.
>>69967892
>An old foe comes back into the picture
Benjen Stark, I guess?
>>69968204
>I could be wrong, but it doesn't seem like they delve into Jon's Parentage in enough detail in the finale so there might be more to come.
Jons parentage isn't that fucking important that they would spend 2 seasons piecing it together from flashbacks
All you need is Lyanna saying she loved Rhaegar or didn't love Rhaegar, and give the boy to Ned
>>69968270
What did they trade for the magic dragonglass?
>>69968124
It's funny how this old macro disregards the dozens of novellas and short stories he wrote (of which many received awards)
>>69968216
>>69968260
>NAILED IT
>>69968284
Benjen was never a foe on the series.
>>69968219
He's a good looking lad
>>69968124
>martell
Show only
>stark, lannister, tyrell
Still alive?
>baratheon
One house dying out in a major conflict (the Wot5K and the ensueing shitstorm is everything but minor) is not unlikely.
Jon snow is a fukint emo like his rapist father rhaegar!!! How is he a fan favorite?? He's awful...im talking about Jon
Cast her, /got/
> D - Don't cum inside me, Rhaegar.
>>69968270
This would actually salvage the show for me, thanks for bringing it up.
Why did Cat hate jon tho.
>>69968319
I feel weird thinking that since this past episode, especially being a lady who is definitely too old for him and being that he started the show as a child. Now I understand what guys are always talking about when they notice when a young female actress is finally an adult.Aaaand I just looked it up, he is only 17! oops.
Assumption, you don't know what Ned heard.
>Bran's voice was a whisper in the wind, a rustle in the leaves
And it's not like this Bran is the first Brandon Stark ever.
>>69968337
Dany
>>69968338
who's the slut?
>>69968216
>reinterpreting POTTERY as a pun
>>69968263
Honesty she need to lose weight! She's bigger than wun-wun
>>69968263
Looks like we have a new tripfg to filter.
Daily reminder that actress / zealous fanpic posting has been the death of the true eternal /got/ general.
Before last year we could actually keep the threads going in the offseason but now they're auto-banned due to posters like you.
>>69968349
Ned lied and told her that Jon wasn't her son, she never knew he actually was
>>69967511
hory fuck
>>69968297
Most of their lands probably.
>>69968379
How can she babby a babby but not remember she babbied?
>>69968270
what is the great other
>>69968111
Only one person in my group of friends didn't need an explanation of the ToJ scene, who was in it and why it's important.
I really believe some people just watch this show to have noise in the background while they post on Facebook about how they are " such a nerd #gameofthrones #sohype"
>>69968338
No shes supposed to be freaked out while the guy is all laughing and shrugging his shoulders.
>>69968057
he dead. theres leaks dumb ass.
Hound comes back. healed by McShanes guys. BWB show up and fuck up that squad. But Hound survives and fucks up Thoros. Arya kills that Waif bitch and runs away. Rickon is shot with an arrow by Ramsey and dies in Jons arms before Jon defeats him and takes him prisoner. Jaime defeats the Tullys at Riverrun after basically betraying Brienne and acting like a season 1 prick. Davos finds Shireens sacrifice pyre with wooden doll. Wun wun lives
>>69968410
Ned lied
One overlooked part of that scene is the flashback itself.
Ned being sent off to the Eyrie.
Remember a few scenes ago, Bran and Bloodraven is alarmed that the White Walkers finally found Bran and they could finally enter the tree? Instead of packing their shit up and leaving early, Blood Raven decided to fuck off with the vision. Why? Because thats exactly when Hodor lost his mind, its safe to assume that Bloodraven explained everything off-screen
So if Dany embraces the Lord of Light and the little anti-christ cult will Varys be her doom?
>>69968430
are Bran is Brandon the fucking Builder?
https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/4jv7ck/everythinglyanna/
please dont be true ;__;
>>69968429
Was she in a coma when she gave birth?
>>69968400
But those lands were lost to men already. Sounds like the Great Other got screwed. No wonder he wants some payback.
>>69968379
What if Ned lied to lyanna about the baby? What if Ned already have the baby when he arrived to the tower? What if he was so ashamed to admit it was his bastard so he made lyanna believe she had a baby? Lyanna was weak and confused for the blood loss,so she probably believed it and told him protect my baby promise me Ned ...
>>69968421
>Only one person in my group of friends
you post here so you and your group of friends are probably atypical. i mean i know even some normies listen to podcasts like storm of spoilers or the guardian's podcast, but that's also background content for them like you said. absolutely right.
>>69968420
The God of darkness, the opposite of R'hllor, the lord of light.
>>69968112
>Watch d&d's explanation on youtube.
No, thanks.
>>69968460
LYANNA IS A T*RKROACH
HA!
>>69968479
This make so much sense I gotta admit
>>69968460
Jon T*rkgaryen confirmed
>>69968459
https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckbran
>>69968460
>Promise me Ned
>>69968479
So he lied about having a bastard to lyanna but nobody else after that. Genius.
>>69968460
Can't complain.
>>69968460
""""""""""PROMISE ME""""""""""""""""
>>69968112
>d&d's explanation on youtube
aka
>what we actually want to convey but fail to because we are fucking hacks.
>>69968460
>promise me, Ned
1st for maise
>>69968460
I am not going to pretend it's suddenly ok to link to reddit threads.
>>69967539
I want to inseminate that.
>>69968460
pls be true
is she perfect /got/?
>>69968617
https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckbran
>>69968567
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>>69968625
>dat white meat on a t*rk
You sure she's the right actress?
>>69967605
>The Linda and Elios are the bunch who want Direwolves to go out in a blaze of glory while taking down 652 Wights single handedly...
What's wrong with that? Robb would apparently ride Grey Wind into battle and they'd fuck shit up left and right. That'd be awesome.
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>>69968625
>Bran Stark is the first of the Brandon Starks
>Bran is only named Bran because of his uncle
>who dies because of Bran
>Bran's uncle is named Brandon because most Starks get called Brandon ever since the first one- Bran Stark from the future
>The name Brandon therefore came from nowhere
>>69968550
>Victims (so far)
Truly a monster
>>69967539
Jewier than Wonder Woman.
Is the blackfish actually coming back or will he be dead by the time brienne gets there
>>69968654
It's turtles all the way down m8
>>69968633
https://www.reddit.com/r/justkillyourselffgt
>>69968124
Fantasy books always pull years from their asses. They want everything to feel eternal and and frozen in time, with thousands of years passing with close to zero progress.
>>69967511
needs to mention the halo sticky grenades
>>69968654
Where did most names come from, faggot?
>>69968668
I'm sure we'll get about 5 minutes of Thugfish before the lannisters kill him.
>>69968566
Exactly! He was only ashamed with lyanna cuz she was his baby sister ! He didn't care wat carolyne think also he was people to see he could be a men a father a baby since there were rumors about Ned being gay for Robert (imo they were true)
>>69968668
leak says he's back for an episode, then maybe dies off screen
>>69968700
Bran was named after himself for completing acts that occurred before he was born
>>69968686
But this is Scifi
>>69968654
I am the robot ghost of chistmas past
>>69967605
i just want good dialogues...
but since season 5 all i get is
>it's a good soup
>then i'll die
>i am lord bolton
>let us drink to tommen, bla bla bla
>no cock xD
>learn what ? everything !
>i want some boiled egg Hodor
>i executed Stannis
the characters never say anything interesting anymore, because D&D don't have the books anymore and they must come up with their own dialogue, and it's all dogshit
>>69968651
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>>69968510
le ebin /int/ memes
you all sound like the autistic eternally butthurt Serbs and Greeks who started that meme to begin with
I don't think she'll end up being Lyanna but she is attractive, doesn't even look like an average ethnic Turkish woman. She'd be a fine casting.
>>69968740
>t. proud t*urkish man
I'm arguing with a showfag, I need some of LF's teleportation precedents. Name some.
>>69968740
Turks are never ok anon
>>69968740
>>69968738
euron's speech at the kingsmoot in the books
>We are the ironborn, and once we were conquerors. Our writ ran everywhere the sound of the waves was heard. My brother would have be content with the cold and dismal north, my niece with even less ... but I shall give you Lannisport. Highgarden. The Arbor. Oldtown. The riverlands and the Reach, the kingswood and the rainwood, Dorne and the marches, the Mountains of the Moon and the Vale of Arryn, Tarth and the Stepstones. I say we take it all! I say, we take Westeros.
Euron's speech in the show
>I heard you have no cock. Me, I have a big cock.
>>69968681
>Fuck you and fuck Bran, too.
Dalai Lama
>>69968758
Last episode had it
Season 2 had it
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>>69968460
Good casting..
the question is...
can she see the boat?
>>69968709
I remember that time ,Ned's sexuality was in the cover of everything magazine,it was a shame he's father had to ask the press to stop ,also there was a picture of Ned touching Robert ass while this was drunk
>>69968758
AND HARRENHAL?
>>69968774
At least its consistent with the rest of this seasons dialogue.
>>69968658
>letting this adorable little shit die
Bastards.
>>69968130
>Basically the WW are Frankenstine's monsters/ Jurassic park dinos but magic instead of science.
Ok
>worlds oldest and most proficient magic users create killing machines
Ok
>then they lose control of them despite being basically gods
Not ok. Especially when Melly can create killing machines (shadow baby) and have perfect control over them.
Why are the oldest magic users in the world worse at magic then a 300 year old witch?
Why did the CoTF make the WW with no fail safe or a way to get rid of them?
Are the WW immune to CoTF magic?
Why does obsidian create and kill WW?
These are the things we need to know.
>>69968800
I'm sho very shorry
>>69968800
AYE SHABOOZ
Y
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>Kinvara also has a ruby necklace
So is she also secretly ancient?
Why wouldn't you join the religion that makes the hottest priestesses through objectively provable magic?
>>69968792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsQO4tviPDk
Why D&D are making Jon such a pussy bastard now guys
STOP
KILLING
DIREWOLVES
ALSO
WHERE
IS
BRONN
>>69968827
I laughed out loud at that, it's meant to sound sincere and he just sounds like he's taking the piss. Bravo Gillen.
>>69968831
Why was Thoros of Mir such an ugly piece of shit?
>Bran, you'll have to learn everything, but first and foremost learn this, don't ever warg around unsupervised because you might encounter the Night's King (he was a good friend tbqh) and give you his mark which will allow him TO FUCK US AND EVERYTHING UP FOR GOOD AND NO MAGIC CAN STOP HIM NOT EVEN THE WALL. So don't warg around without me, k?
>>69968852
hard to sound sincere while he's doing that stupid fucking voice
>>69968844
Who cares he's an irrelevant and forced character,fuck off bookfag
>>69968854
not all priests use glamors. He preferred using a fake flaming sword than fake plastic surgery anyway
>>69968831
Its more about their shifty hidden agenda that causes concern. Not magic titties.
I bet Danys going to be really fucked up once she hears the good news.
>Bran is every whisper characters hear in the flames or on the air.
>Bran was the one who said 'burn them' to the Mad King.
>Bran told Cersei's witch what to say because he had already heard about her children dying.
>Bran told rhaegar that he was the father of a Stark and needed to bang the Hammer Time's Bride.
>Bran told Melisandre that Stannis was the chosen one just to give Jon an army of wildlings.
Bran is the alpha and the omega, Bran is littlefinger x 100.
>>69968774
It doesn't matter. They introduced time travel, literally 99% of the story doesn't matter anymore.
