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How your country is represented in american movies ? France
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How your country is represented in american movies ?

France
>Coward
>Pretentious
>Bad guy/henchman
>Untrustworthy
>Womanizer in a bad way
>Smelly

We're not like that at all !
Even russians aare treated better in american movies, they're bad guys but powerful bad guys.
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America
>Alpha/Leader
>Brazen, brave
>Envy of all nationalities and ethnicities
>Hero to fellow man
>Best sense of humor
>Attractive
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Germans
>nazis
>other evil guys
yep i think that's it
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>>69931540

Ireland
>Either plastic paddy wet dream or a crime infested shithole. The truth is in between.
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Italy
>easy going
>hotheaded
>without manners
>mafiosi

tbqhwyf it's pretty spot on
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British
>London is still white
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>>69931540
Arabs
>terrorists
>rich terrorists

That's basically it
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>>69931540
France used to be our cool big bro, but when we became more successful, he started being critical and bitter about our lifestyle. It's a sad story, really.
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Australia
>Handsome
>Not a disgusting shitposter
>Intelligent
>Not obnoxious accent
>Pull in pussy with ease

The Americans fucking nailed it.
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American (Black)
Dangerous nigger stereotype
>Loud
>Arrogant
>Rude

Nice negro stereotype
>Wise
>Virtuous
>Altruistic to a fault
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>>69931540
England
>all upperclass country fellows who insult you in a very polite manner
>or else ridiculous cockney caricatures straight out of a Dickens novel
>despite this immensely successful with all their women
>but we always have hidden motives and are 90%+ the antagonist or the snooty butler
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>>69931862
But that's the stereotype of Aussie women
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>>69931876
>Nice negro stereotype
>Wise
>Virtuous
>Altruistic

You also forgot:
>magical powers
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Finland
>memes after memes
>alcoholic
>dark humor
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Scotland
>somewhere in England
>everyone is from Glasgow
>usually engineers or scientists
>probably alcoholic
>pencil-necks with no chins
>ginger, wearing tartan

All of which is only half true.
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>>69931540
Maybe that will change when you stop being cunts to us when we visit your country.
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>>69931803
France is a nation of haters. They can't get over the fact that, though once they were at the top of the heap, they're now a silver medal nation.

And they're really mad that the lingua franca of the world (literally "French tongue") is ironically now English.
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>>69932013
I picture you all as twee early Belle & Sebastian videos, very, very comfy

https://youtu.be/C4onwosSUzU
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>>69931968
kek
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>>69931890
you forgot
>golden brown teeth
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United States of America
>Savior of mankind

Dead on.
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This is the pinnacle of Finnish representation in American cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYJefAro6ac
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>>69931540
Mexico
>orange coloring
>hot
>get shot
>everyone is part of the cartel
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>>69932074
Aww, man! I thought that was gonna be a clip of the cartoon Belle and Sebastian... not the artfag group that took their names.
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Czech republic

this is all I can think of
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>>69931540
Americans don't even know my country's name, and I don't really need or want to see my country be represented in movies.
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>>69931689
Yeah you're a villain often but look at the traits
>Strong
>Industrious
>Brilliant engineering
>Loyal
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>Netherlands
>german speaking
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Brasil
>Niggers
>Favela
>Rio de Janeiro
>Niggers
>Lawless

Some decades ago it was
>Intelectual musically hoots
>Bananas
>Football

Country is so big and diverse and yet producers choose the shittiest common denominador to explore. I dont care 2bh but it gets old and there's that suspension of disbelief thing too.
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Poland
>Henchmen for Russian mafia
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>>69932228

I definitely just think of whores and prostitutes.

Or pic related.
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>>69932228
Wasn't she from albania?
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>>69932354
Poland:
>STELLAAAAAAAA
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>>69931540
Instead of complaining about how you are portrayed why didn't your country just dominate the world culture like us. Come on, think next time.
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>>69932034
I saw the metal gear solid trailer too
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>>69932317
Popozão
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>>69931540
Bro, honestly, Paris smells like shit.
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>>69932237
I probably know, man.
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>>69932498
Honestly most major Euro cities smell like shit.
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>>69932481
>I saw the metal gear solid trailer too
Uh... I don't follow...
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>>69931540
China
>everyone knows martial arts
>every old man has an antique shop
>always eating noodles

Japan
>men are either samurai, yakuza, or buisnessmen
>women either wear kimonos or school girl uniforms
>inevitable godzilla reference
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Indian
Nerd
Stoner
Doctor
Taxi driver
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>>69932508
Y-Yeah you probably do, but the memes are terrible.
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Australia
>somehow globally relevant

We appreciate the sentiment, but deep down we know we're a glorified city-state that might as well be on Mars.
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>>69932581
POO
O
O
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>>69932497
>Popozão
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laynXVsBulg
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korea
>kim jong un
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>Bulgaria

its not
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>>69931797
So, correct?
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>>69932317
Also:
>Rio de Janeiro is just the south part of town
>Everyone is either filthy rich or lives in favelas
>Amazon Forest is in Rio
>Indians exist
>Everyone speaks spanish
>There are wild animals walking in the streets
>It's always Carnaval, no matter what time of the year the movie takes place
>People are on the beach no matter what day of the week it is
>Cristo Redentor
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>>69932716
>white people
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>>69931540
America
>USA! USA! USA!
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>>69931540
You stupid fucks keep ignoring me, so here's the truth, ONCE AGAIN;

Canadians are not portrayed in American films, because they are embarrassed about the fact that Canadians are better than them.

It's an injustice begotten by American pride and stupidity

Ameeicans are so stupid.

Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these

You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.

Hell, I made a thread about quintessential Canadian television a few days back, and that thread was a phenomenal success

But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this

The thread I made earlier, you fat fucks, has proven that Canadian TV is hands down the better.

In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.

We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.

As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime

You fat fucks truly deserve Trump

What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.

Fuck you America.

You fat cunts.

You stupid pigs.

You unbelievable mongrels.

You are a nation in decline.

Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.

When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing Canada is, not only for slaughtering you like the pigs you are, but also for saving the world from your degeneracy.
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mexico
>everyone is either a hardworking landscaper with a family and a baseball cap or a cartel member
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Canadian
Thick accent eh
Always polite
Rather say sorry than argue for any reason at all
Smoke lotsa pot
Almost always winter
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>>69932895
> A fucking leaf
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Canada
>polite
>eh
>goofy currency
>always playing hockey
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>>69932895
>>69932921
>>69932950
top jej
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Greece
>large families that argue loudly all the time
>food and islands
>everyone owns a tavern or a small tourist bussiness
>Greasy small time frauding in some European country
Aint far from right
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>>69931876
there's also the wise, folksy old negro.
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>>69932895
You expect me to read all that?
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>>69931540
I know French people a lot and I can confirm that you are all these things.

Maybe you're not all smelly.
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>>69931540
>Bulgaria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8DNStF3TE
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>>69932842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdMaxwbCiuk
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>>69932921
>always polite
>>69932895
I stand corrected
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Finland

>Living in rural areas
>No civilization
>Obscure jokes that Finland exists by some nerdy guy
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>>69931540
>X Eastern European country
>don't get represented at all
>when we do it's actually a Russian instead, and always in negative light
>It's ok because pretty much all of Eastern Europe hates Russia anyway so no one cares.

Can't complain.
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>>69932904
Mexico
>Everyone lives in a shitty town in the middle of the desert
>orange filter
>Dogs barking in the background
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>>69931540

Spain

>Flamenco
>Gypsies
>People screaming
>Bullfighting
>Brown people
>Any given Latin American brown midget with more Aztec or Quechua blood than Spanish blood representing rural Spaniards
>Moors
>third world


10/10
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>>69932895
too mad; didn't read
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>>69933065
eu sou a de camisa rosa
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>>69932255
also
>DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>69931757
The poor Brits have the best deal of all in American cinema. Even to this day, if you put a British character in a movie, he's going to be suave, smart, sexy, and beyond cool. We idealize England more than England idealizes itself.
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>>69931599
You forgot obnoxious.
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>>69931540
Evil incarnate. It's a good system.
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>>69933107
>>It's ok because pretty much all of Eastern Europe hates Russia anyway so no one cares.
as opposed to the USA that we also hate? western europe that we also hate? or eastern european neighbours that we also hate?
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>norway
>trigger happy madmen who likes to shot dogs and doesnt really speak norwegian at all
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Belgium.

I don't think we have an identity at all as a country in American cinema
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>>69933263
Not all Slavs hate USA/Western Europe. Pretty much everyone but Belarus hates Russia though.
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>>69933275
Youre just jean claude van damme
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Mexico
>Cartels
>Tacos
>Burritos
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>terrorists
>drunks
>fake irish accent
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>>69933272
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Israel

>Mossad
>Army
>Krav Maga
>Jewesses with thick accents
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>>69932895
Tell me, my northern brother... if the US is so shitty, why do your retirees insist on moving down here every fall?
Most of the trailer parks around here fly a maple leaf next to the stars & stripes.
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>>69932921
>Canadians
>polite

Have you ever gone traveling abroad? Like backpacking?

If you're American, I gaurantee you that they will be the meanest people you will ever meet.

When we went backpacking in New Zealand, all the Canadians we met at hostels acted like such massive pricks to my boyfriend simply because he was American.

They have this weird insecurity around Americans, and it shows even in this website.
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>>69931803
Nah the real reason why we supposedly hate the US is because Bush started talking shit about us after we refused to follow him in his crusade against Irak. Naturally all of his redneck followers started eating his bullshit and jumped on the hate bandwagon too.

So basically the last image we got of America is that they're fat and stupid with a worse island mentality than Japan.
It's not really your fault. It's just that the loudest people in your country happen to be the most backwards.
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>>69933275
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>>69933272
You crazy Swedes.
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>>69933332
Do Americans support The IRA? Both are fighting against an evil empire.
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>>69933376
Oh,would you look at that;
Case and point:>>69932895
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>Denmark
Literally no idea
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The Netherlands
>have german accent for some reason
>smoke le weed
>heineken
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>>69933376
>to my boyfriend
w-what?
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>>69933466
Dont forget dumb lanklets and whores
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Mexico
>Small town in the middle of nowhere
>Literally everyone is brown as fuck (instead of like 80%)
>Mariachi, tequila.
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Sweden
>not
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>>69933159
I don't know any Portuguese, but did you just call me gay?
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@69933441
No (you) for you.
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>>69931540
Russia
>bad guy
>edgy
>tracksuit
>vodka
>criminal underbelly
>cyкa блядь
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Australia

>Banter
>Attractive women
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>>69933551
He said he wanted to lick your scrotum.
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>>69933551
No, I said I'm the one in the pink shirt
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>>69933377
>So basically the last image we got of America
>last image
14 years ago
Do they not have newspapers there?
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>>69933471
Anon is a homosexual. Nothing wrong about that, lad.
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>>69933441
>Do Americans support The IRA?
I thought the IRA was disbanded.
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>>69931540
Not a country, but Southern America
>shitty fake accents

Actually, most of the other stereotypes are fairly accurate. Sure, they don't represent most people, but they're not that far off base.

But for fuck's sake the accents are terrible.
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>>69931540

Serbia
>terrorist
>Villains
>evil
>basically Russian light version
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>>69933634
We have newspapers about our country, not about America.
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>>69932570
>men are either samurai, yakuza, or buisnessmen
>women either wear kimonos or school girl uniforms

...is that not accurate?
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Hungary
>
>
>
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>>69933634
They're French. What do you expect. They're known for being the shitbags of Europe for a reason.
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>>69933376
I have been to Canada three times, and most of the Canadians I met while visiting were really nice. A married couple were even trying to fuck me. Not interested, but it was nice of them.
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>Portugal

It's a Spanish province.
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>>69933466
to be fair thats more than you actually deserve. Dutch people are like some creepy bodysnatchers without a hint of personality
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>>69933376
>My anecdote applies to all canadians
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>>69933606
>No, I said I'm the one in the pink shirt
Oh, so you said that you're gay?
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Denmark

>autism
>vikings
>lisp
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>>69933741
French are also known pussies.
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Wales

>100% rural, dotted with coal mines
>still the 1950s
>only ever see it to show characters have ended up having to stay somewhere shit and rainy
>only buildings are pubs and inns
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>>69933772
>Dutch people are like some creepy bodysnatchers without a hint of personality
And their women are rather odd looking. Not ugly, per se... just odd looking.
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>>69933772
muh dick
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>>69933786
All the Canadians I met abroad were like that. Not even an exaggeration, almost every single one.

And it isn't exactly anecdotal when tons of Canadians come to this website and talk poorly about America out of nowhere and not vice versa, and more likely a denial on your part to accept the fact that there is a problem that many of your people share.

>>6993376
Weird.
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>>69933876
When has America ever even portrayed Wales in anything?
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>>69933734
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>>69933772

>defecating your own foot into a pool

fucking millennials
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>>69933741
That's because we've invaded Europe in its entirety.

From what I understand, those countries we cucked don't precisely take kindly to their former masters and are constantly diverted from moving by their huge inferiority complex against us. Ain't that right England?
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>>69933064
It's not that bad if you live in the province desu.
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Argentina
>nothing at all
Feels good man.
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>south africa
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>>69933734
Well Bela Lugosi was portrayed in Ed Wood, so you've got Opiate addict Dracula lookalike going for you.
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>>69933831
Are Danes really this small?
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>>69933831
all scandis are portrayed as feminine I think
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>>69933862

>he says while posting on an anonymous imageboard

kek
Who's the real pussy here?
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>>69933985
>When has America ever even portrayed Wales in anything?
Free Willy
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>>69934044
>implying I know your flags
kek
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>>69931689
there's also the fat, but kindly, businessman boss too
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>>69934044
Aren't the Finns like the most blond of them all in reality?
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>>69934007
As long as you insult us in English, we know who won.
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>>69934100

>haw haw joke's on you I don't know shit!

[clapping intensifies]
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>>69934044
>Humon
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>>69934158
English is 60% french words :^)
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>Humon
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>>69933862
>pussies

As far as I know, we're the only country to engage a coalition this large and win.

>inb4 "Waterloo lel"
This map pertains to the revolutionary wars, which we won. Napoleonic wars, where we win 99% of the time, and lose 1% of the time, can count as a defeat for us if you yearn to be technical about it.
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>>69934171
:D
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Polish Americans: blue collar, working class, often cops, drunks, bigoted

Poles in Poland: antisemitic collaborators
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>>69933275
Belgium

>beer
>the place you pass when you go from france to the netherlands
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>>69934182
Yes, we can make any old shit relevant while you fade into obscurity.
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Chile
>This is what americucks actually believe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q7gcXAPjWp4
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>>69932541
He learned the term "lingua franca" from a video game trailer because he's uncultured swine and he desperately wants others to wallow in the mud with him.
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burgershits have to simplify the world as much as possible. it is far too complex for their incredibly small brains.
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Austria
Can't think of much besides rural Alpine shit and imperial Viennese shit. Even Nazi shit is more associated with Germany.
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>"Albania"
>a real country
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>>69933701
>>69933701
>>69933701

No, A Serbian Film is the only thing Americans know Serbs from.
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>>69934266
England: country to never have been ruled by its own people.

>Norman dynasties
>Danes with french culture and some french genes with interbreeding

>Plantagenet
>all a french line from Anjou

>Tudors
>welsh family

>Stuarts
>Scottish family

>William of Orange's line
>litteral Dutch

>Windsors, or should I Saxe-Gotha-germansoundingstuff
>Germans

>current London mayor
>paki

Is it just me or do the english revel in being cucked? This is worrying. Our biggest enemies in our path to world domination were cucks. I think we need to reevaluate ourselves too.
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>>69933667
o-okay
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>>69931540
Depends on if a Jew directed it, if so , then

>greedy, handsome, confident, often christian, douchebags as antag
>sniveling often curly haired sarcastic kike as the smart protag
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>>69934266
Why has my post been deleted?

>>69934182
Yes, we can make any old shit relevant while you fade into obscurity
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>>69934458

>what are the yugoslav wars

not everyone was born in 2003
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>>69934182
LMAO

FRANCESE DEL CAZZO LA TUA LINGUA E PRATICAMENTE LATINO, COGLIONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>This anally anguished frog ruining the thread with his inferiority complex

Every single time.
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>>69931976
Which American movie had a Finn in it? Mist have missed that one.
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>>69934631
I mean in cinema
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>>69934657
>This butt devastated anglo crying because he got BTFO

Every single time.
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>>69934472
>Getting bested by cucks

Damn france sucks.
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>Belgium
>chocolate
>child abuse
>only invented chocolate to get to the kids
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>>69934657
>no arguments remain to me
>I'll just say "butthurt"! won't that be just jolly!

But lad, I can't see why we shouldn't be annoying the world with our painfully overdone France-Britain love/hate relationship. We've been starting wars over this shit for a millennia now. Why should it end today?

It's good fun. Try it :3.
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>>69934472
soldiers conquer, not kings.
the English KEKED the world, it's an Englishmans world, you're just living in it amigo
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>people in drowning european countries waving their dicks at each other

good goyim
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>>69934265
>Belgium
>country
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>>69934842
Did you miss the part when the US told you to fuck off? You're irrelevant now Nigel, it's time to let it go.
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>>69933272
>doesnt really speak norwegian at all
What language was he speaking?
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>>69934764
>Gets btfo
>Resorts to butt devastated Anglo

Damn France is weak.
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>>69932317
tb᠎h fa᠎m the only time I see Brazil represented in film is in trap porn and it seems a pretty authentic representation of Brazil
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>norway
>hits
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>>69934908
Can't handle the bantz? :^)
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>>69934908
go make a thread on /int/, it lacks of thread about France
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>>69932255
Fun fact: When originally a character is German in an American sitcom in the German version he or she becomes Dutch most of the times.
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>>69934852
Technically it's a kingdom.
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>>69932895
>Canadians
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>>69934650
This is why Italians are cancer.
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>>69934842
I love when the French get triggered.
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>>69934842
>I swear that it doesn't matter if our leaders aren't even the same nationality as ours, as long as our soldiers are!

Heh, so should that mean I get to laugh at the Hundred Years' War for being a petty conflict between the two main french lines of royalty, the one seated in France, and the one seated in England, where thounsands of english soldiers were killed just to put a french King on the french throne?

Soooo once again, dying for the french? How sweet!

>inb4 "I swear the Edward considered himself english ;-;"
Lel. His prime motivation for earning the french throne for himself is that he felt above all french.
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>>69931540
Kazakhstan
>literally
>who
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>>69934879
>the Neo-england
you're England 2.0, bigger, stronger, more cut throat, it was written england will be passed by it's son
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>>69934970
>Going to any board other than /brit/
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>>69932147
>orange coloring

stop this!
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>>69935023
>Borat
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>>69934998
You're reacting to an Englishmen getting triggered though?

How retarded can the english even be?
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>>69933577
You forgot
>winter, like really snow winter
you fucking idiot.
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>>69932147
You forgot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Rqdgna3Yw
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>>69934943
My bants are hot stuff.
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Roman

>our "Latin" sounds like the Queen's English
>we all wore togas and nothing else, unless we were soldiers
>Gladiator matches were death-pit elimination to get rid of scum rather than controlled entertainment
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>>69935117
delet this now you fuckin rosbif
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>>69935080
Retarded enough to kick you off the top spot.

Now continue insulting us in the .... lingua franca.
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>>69935023

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool, it's length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan, They very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place, From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader from junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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I feel bad for the serbians, they're basically depicted as cavemen by the eternal debt-savvy moneylenders of hollywood
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>>69934044
yw
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>>69935163
>he calls himself a Roman
oh fucking hell, i nearly shit myself with laughter
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>>69934214
What is this map trying to portray?
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>>69932895
Lol, and Canadians on this thread still think that your average Canadian isn't a shit poster/complete dick head
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>>69931540
Representing niggers!

Welsh people are usually depicted as being a bit stupid but happy. Seems fair enough.
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Morocco

>sometimes exotic
>rural shithole most of the time

Eh
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>>69932895
>Canadian's inferiority complex
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>>69935269
The amount of blue worldwide. Haven't you been watching the news?
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itt: butthurt coward frogs
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>>69935176

>english
>retards of the world all speaking it because of how famed it has become, and hence Indians and Pakistanis are the biggest ethnic group to articulate themselves in english

>french
>spoken mostly by the best people to have ever graced this earth, and learned by the most erudite and most knowledgeable in other societies who know french to be the patrician's language

Quantity over quality dearest friend. Much like how our two empires compared to one another.

The english somehow preferred endless wastelands on Canada and Australia over our precious mineral-ridden parts of Africa.
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>>69934089
Kek
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>>69935269
France and its allies, versus those that allied (blue) against it in the revolutionary wars.

Quite naturally, guess who won?
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imagine caring about what a bunch of cultureless fat fucks known all around the world only for how dumb they are think about you.
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>>69935166
Never.
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>>69935366
>>69934998
>>69934657
World, I present to you english """"banter"""". Unrefined and lazy, this is the best you'll ever draw out of them though.
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>>69935372
I can just taste the salt, Pierre.
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>>69935372

>tfw you could have had filthy torture sandpits like Algeria and got stuck with the Anglosphere instead

stop Pierre it's too painful to think of
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>>69933201
t. butthurt smelly frenchman
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>>69935526
All me.
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Pakistan

>Dirty
>Diseased
>Smelly
>Backwards
>Islamofacsist
>Rapist

Now look, a large proportion of the rural population is actually like that, but the cities are actually somewhat civilised, I mean McDonalds and KFC actually deliver food to your door, you cant even get that in most western countries.
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>>69935434
Is that from when you were a bunch of proto-communists?
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>>69935065
Brown?
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Spain

>DUDE BULLFIGHTING LMAO
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>>69935304
or gay. Welsh people just have a gay accent i guess.
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>>69935526
We already win by the fact that we're speaking in English. The dominance is plain to see.
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>>69935712
>end of feudalism and uniting the population as citizens rather than subjects = communist

This shit would be even funnier if you were german or italian, whose countries were litterally born of the spread of revolutionary ideals.
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>>69935304
>Welsh people are usually depicted as being a bit stupid but happy. Seems fair enough.

You ain't fooling anyone sheepshagger
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>>69935755
and that you guys love your Cardhu and TAPAS.
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>France and England having such a deep entwined culture that every thread about countries become an outright world war between each other
Nice.

Glad to have shitposted with you my english friends. But enough with loathing around in our cosy little homes. When do we get back to conquering the world?

I think our little vacation is a little overdone. Back to making this earth french and English.
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>>69935857
>Ian Childfucker
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>>69931540
I just want to say, as an American who visited Paris, I found French people friendly and in great shape despite everyone smoking constantly.

I didn't like the food, though.
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>>69935896
>the most autistic polandball comic and 10/10 autistic writing
jesus christ man 2muchautism4me
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>>69935808
Except I don't :^)

Petit morveux d'anglais.

Besides, I laugh heartily at the idea that I can wield your own language better than you ever will. Cucked again Nigel. Does it make your wee-wee hard?
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>>69932895
Sorry for this post Ameribros. We don't all have a stick so far up our ass it impedes our ability to sit a chair.
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>>69935961
>wahhh my country is 200 hundred years' old, so if I can't have any history to relate to, no one can
>l-le epic cringe, I s-wear

You won't trick me this time!
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>>69935896
d'awwwww.
We love you really, froggy.
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>>69931599
Feels blessed.
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>>69933363
old people like hot weather. how retarded can you be?
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>>69935982
>I don't
Mentally deficient I see.
>wee-wee
>better than you ever will
Oh dear. Perhaps you'd better re-evaluate that statement.
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>>69935833
>Let's steal from the le evil aristocrata and give bread crumbs to a bunch of pleb niggers while using them as canon fodder so there will be no order and my personal libeties (i.e. raping young twinks) cannot be persecuted
Sounds a lot like communism to me.
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>>69936067
Fuck why does every thread always have to be ended like this ._.

I-I love you too England. We both flew so high, but we both flew too close to the Sun. Our legacy lives on though. Almost any historical date children of the world are taught these days correlate to a french-english disagreement of some sort.

Our bromance litterally dictated history as it were.

See you in the next thread where its back to hating each other.
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>>69931540
>perfidious albion
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canada

>51st US state
or
>north pole
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>>69932895
holy shit Canadians are literally this worst fucking posters in this entire site
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>>69933677
They are. They released a statement saying they didn't exist anymore.
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>>69936186
>he doesn't know that the french revolution was an artistocratic revolution

Litterally the rich tearing down the nobles and their privileges. Nothing more, nothing less.

Comparable to the Industrial revolution where the nobles where forsaken of their power while rich industrial owners prospered, except it was less bloody for England.

And yet I bet your feeble mind thinks of the industrial revolution to be the anti-thesis of communism.
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>>69933734
I was born in small village
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>>69936064
i'm from England you Autistic fuck and you've nearly made me vomit in my own fucking mouth twice
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>>69935185
Borat is actually parody on Yugoslavia.
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>>69931733
Nice dubs tho
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>>69936230
you mean 52nd. Puerto Rico is the 51st state
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>>69935304
at least you get appearances in films
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>>69936382
You literally defended armed people killing each other in hopes of more equality giving no regards to where the cash was coming from while it's just a coup so another group of people can rise to power, and that canon fodder is still dining on bread crumbs.
Fuck you commie.
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>>69935117
>Shitting on based Jeanne
Not even a worthless Frenchfag, but that's taking it too far.
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Spain
>Mexicans
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>>69935372
>spoken mostly by the best people to have ever graced this earth
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>>69937106
>the Englishmen posts a smiling cheetah as consent of what I have said

You have such a strange and queer culture. But alas, thank you for agreeing with me.
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>>69933818
No, I'm the woman in the pink shirt. What's so hard to understand?
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>croatia
>capital city: ljubljana (slovenia)

can't you check the fucking wikipedia or something.

most of the balkan countries get mixed up a lot
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