Who's hyped for the movie?
>>69922828
>not Snow Crash
then again Hiro would trigger /tv/ fierce
Kill yourself
>>69922828
apparently there's a part where Mechagodzilla shows up, wonder if they'll keep that in the movie
>>69922884
Snow Crash would be literally unfilmable.
book was just a bunch of "such a nerd xD" moments written by someone who clearly doesn't get video games and never did
which is unfortunately exactly what normies want so I bet it'll be a blockbuster
>>69922967
That's what they said about Lord of the Rings once!
>>69923076
fuck
Neuromancer is gonna be next isn''t it.
>>69922828
>“I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. “Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid Deal with it.”
>― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One
>>69922828
>>69923193
This is going to be the most Reddit movie ever made.
yeah the book was decent but not particularly memorable. nothing surprised me or really got to me.
>>69923076
>LotR
>unfilmable
Nigga what. Who the fuck ever said that.
Also, as much as i enjoyed the dopamine rushes for getting the references, the book isn't anything remarkable by a great margin. And they won't even make a proper adaptation because licensing hell.
So this sounds like the most reddit novel I can imagine, is it?
>>69923193
Is this real?
>>69923397
>Nigga what. Who the fuck ever said that.
Lots of people, you tadpole.
>>69923397
>Nigga what. Who the fuck ever said that.
Kubrick for one
>>69923193
>the thoughts of a character directly correlate to the thoughts of the author
I don't see anything wrong with this personally, maybe the writing could be better but it does capture why the character thinks in a specific way. Haven't read this book, though.
>>69923397
>Nigga what. Who the fuck ever said that.
JRR Tolkien himself.
>here's a comment on how much I don't like the things you like and how you're a faggot for liking them
/tv/ is the worst board on this site.
>Simon Pegg speaks out about how 'Nerd culture'
Is infantilizing and damaging
>Is in Ready Player One
....
>>69923703
Yes. It's fanfiction tier. And not good fanfiction.
I don't know if you're a comics fan, but there's a Batman comic called "Hush". People tend to like it, it's very well thought of, but it's completely awful. It's as if the writers sat down at a table, wrote a list of all the major things you could possibly have happen in a Batman story (i.e. Batman fighting Superman, Batman being faced with mortality, Batman in love, encounters with every god damn villain he's ever fought) and then just had them occur in order, until they got to the end and realised there was no fucking plot to tie it all together and put in some minimal bullshit justification. It's a truly terrible feat of writing.
Ready Player One is the same thing with "nerd culture" references. And "nerd culture" fans love it for the same reason Batman fans love Hush; the majority of people are fucking plebs and all they want to see is cool shit they recognise.
>>69923872
It's a problem when the author is a mentally stunted manchild.
>>69923802
>>69923849
>>69923900
I'm not entirely sure why, maybe they just couldn't back then due to shitty effects.
>>69924020
he's doing it for the $$$$$$$$
>>69924259
Why's no one calling him out for his bullshit?
>>69922898
Mechagodzilla vs ultraman
>>69924734
Probably because after he said that he ran it back
>>69924734
People are too busy complaining about Ghostbusters.
>Tons of 80s-90s movies references
>Steven Spielberg to direct
>Remove all his references about his movies
ok
>>69924033
I know._._.But, do you think steven spielberg thinks about that?
>Wil Wheaton is unironically a character in the book
That's all I need to know about this disgrace of fiction.
>>69925467
Why and when did this guy achieve meme status?
I'm not American so I don't understand.
>>69925467
He's also "one of the last defenders of true vidya"or some shit like that, but doesn't get mentioned ever again past 2 lines.
He's also the narrator of the audiobook.
>>69925771
He was a lowly side character on Star Trek:TNG who was only noteworthy because the pathetic guy who was always getting told to shut up. He hasn't done much of anything noteworthy film or TV wise since than other than build up his meme status in the Star Trek fandom, make shitty youtube videos about tabletop games, and put out quirky and politically correct utterances on twitter
>>69925771
TBBT made him a prominent character, but i don't know about him before the show.
>>69925771
He's basically a male Felicia Day. He does nothing of substance and considers himself to be some kind of a "nerd culture" figurehead for no good reason.
I only learned about him when he failed miserably at hosting the last Blizzcon. Imagine that, fucking Blizzard fans who are basically a bunch of retarded casuals who play shit like Heroes of the Storm flamed the fuck out of this guy for being a phony who couldn't even be bothered to read a wikipedia article on Blizzard games before trying to pretend he actually plays videogames. I believe he took off from the event prematurely because he received some negative tweets.
He also produces inane Youtube SJW propaganda, watch at your own risk.
The guy is a disgrace to humanity.
>>69925771
>>69927910
Oh and somebody tweeted the Navy Seal copy pasta at him during that Blizzcon and he reported it to police because he thought his life was being threatened.
I am not joking.
This really demonstrates how in tune with the nerd culture this person really is. Piece of shit.
>>69925771
He's the worst character in Star Trek and instead of growing up to be this, he grew up to be a nu-male bitch boy who moans about oppreshun! on twitter while trying to get some camel faced pussy.
DUDE VIDEOGAMES LMAO
>>69928579
>DUDE 80'S VIDEOGAMES LMAO
FTFY.
Seriously, he goes out of his way to mention obscure vidya, but doesn't mention even classic shit like Super Mario Bros. from the 90's and above.
And this is why you guys watch Danger 5 if you want vidya references.
>>69922967
This, though I would like to see the Y.T. sex scene.
>>69925932
So in other words he's a genius who turned his 2-bit role into an entire media empire.
>>69928966
>genius
I'm not sure if opportunist counts as a genius, but i suppose so.
>>69923193
That read like some John Green poop
>>69925826
>He's also the narrator of the audiobook
jesus fucking christ
>>69923768
It's not even the worst excerpt.
I enjoyed the book, I doubt they will get the rights to do it all though.
I will be very happy if they get Johnny 5 and the RX-78-2 Gundam
>>69929689
dear god
>>69929689
Pure namedropping kino.
>>69922828
faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot
FAG
>>69929689
>>69923872
Do you think this isn't the author expressing his personal opinions, either?
>>69929689
>He listened to everything.
>From the Police to Journey to R.E.M to the Clash
wow
>>69929689
>I memorized every last Bill Hicks standup routine
Pure autism
>>69929689
I know this is wrong. I can barely make myself finish it. Can someone put into words why this is trash?
>>69930143
It's a wish-fulfilling story with lodsa namedroppings of pop culture. If you can deal with that, it's not so bad i guess.
>>69930143
Because it's just a bunch of 70-80s shit in list format. It's only job is to establish nerd cred with the reader.
>>69930019
>>69924075
>>69923872
A writer is bad when he has to insert himself and his views straight up. Thats why chuck palahniuk and john green are hacks, they write every character the same.
>>69929689
This is Reddit!!
this is reddit!!!
>>69929689
>no Herbert
Yah well fuck you too
>>69929732
Yeah, this bit will be Hella F*cking Epic
Reddit the book
>>69930407
He also put Scalzi in there and not Gene Wolfe.
>>69923193
that was extremely painfor meto read/hear. I was listening to the audio book, and it's read by the will weaton.
Not sure if i'm going to finish it
>>69922828
Awful book. I'm sure it will do well with the demographic of beta males who purchase vintage Super Nintendo games on Ebay for $100's with a sub $45,000 a year salary.
anyone read REAMD by Stephenson? from the synopsis it seems somewhat similar, but Neal has a good record.
>>69930505
>going to finish it
I started it on YouTube and I will never forget that the very first words were "Being human totally sucks most of the time. Video games are the only thing that make life bearable."
10 seconds of Wheaton lisping that will haunt me to my grave.
We need chads being able to bully kids in school again. Shit like this would never be made and Chris Hardwick would never have shitty shows.
We need to get LE NERD AND PROUD the fuck out
Save us chads
Someone post the romance
>>69923048
This
>>69929689
>devo's discography taking more than 2 weeks
They have like 6 or so hours of music
Less if you only count the studio albumsI should know i have all of it on my PC
>>69928038
wil wheaton is so out of touch with internet culture he doesn't even know that "male tears" has become code word for "semen"
>>69930588
REAMDE isn't really about a video game at all, it's about people who work at an MMORPG company getting sucked into the midst of a KGB/Chinese mafia/Al Qaeda/Redneck Survivalist feud.
There's probably less than 10 pages of actual gameplay in the entire book compared to literally 500+ pages of people who happen to work at a video game company shooting at people or being murdered in real life.
The game is just a plot device to explain how some mobster's bank accounts got CryptoLockered and caused an endless torrent of death.
Spielberg adapting Ready Player One is like Kubrick making a movie about the losers featured in Room 237.
The only hope for this thing is Spielberg does a critical, facetious adaptation like Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers. But he won't.
You're all right that it's Reddit, the movie, but feel free to call me crazy, the only reason I have a sliver of hope for it is because Speilberg's doing it and I'm excited to see him go back to the 80's.
I know, I know. It's probably going to be God awful.
No way Speilberg keeps in shit like >>69923193 and >>69929689 and >>69930019. He'll make it a more coherent story with that classic Speilberg Sense of Wonder™ and it'll be a pretty great tribute to the era done by one of its masters.
This is how I'm lying to myself anyway.
>>69930284
God I hate his stupid fucking analogy in that picture. It's more like someone else ate a cheerio, chewed it a bit then spat it back in the bowl
>>69930672
This will be what Tumblr riots over.
I can see it now. #ThinWashing
>"Hey man ready to see read player one this weekend with my wifes son and I? She has some business trip so she can't go. Im sure its going to be hella f*cking epic!"
>>69930800
>Kings fan
DELETE THIS RRRRREEEEEE
>>69930628
listening to him pronounce poser is both hilarious and cringy
but mostly cringy
But that book is like, really bad, like offensively bad.
>>69930672
It's not really bad, neither is it cringeworthy how it developed. But again, it's pure wishfullfilling.
>>69930800
>mole tears
>>69925771
He's basically an overstated pr person for "nerd culture" like felicia day. Nerdy enough to be seen as a nerd and b rate enough to bankable, sort of. So when you need to market nerd culture to normies you wheel him out. So a bunch of wankers and be like "star trek, i'm such a nerd lol" which is exactly why he was on The Big Bang Theory.
>>69923193
MUH BELIEFS I'M TRIGGERED
hi /lit/
>>69930993
The only thing it has going for it is that it's like 3 times as good as the author's last book.
>>69929689
Look at all these names i know; they substitute for a personality.
>>69930947
>that photo
>5'7", 168 lbs heroine
Dude, they're so fucked and they don't even know it...
>>69922828
Le Starfish is.
I mean, COME ON.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
>>69930800
Not posting the much superior version
>>69931177
>76kilograms
She just has to be chubby and that's it.
>starfish will never be adapted
>>69931224
>22 books on iPod
>SUCH A NERD XD
I MEAN COME ON
>>69930816
sounds much better than ready player memes
>>69931224
I came to the sound at 1:48, thanks.
>>69930816
ok, sounds interesting and wacky. Is it good?
W-well at least it's not rainy, neon-lit Tokyo again
>>69931440
>easy opinions
I mean come on its 2016 people
>>69925771
https://archive.is/jqXF8
https://archive.is/jqXF8
https://archive.is/jqXF8
>>69931315
lol. yeah right, dude. this is a hollywood blockbuster by Steven Spielberg. The lead actress isn't just "gonna be a little chubby."
>>69931631
>Cosmos
Nice le reference dude !!!
>>69930894
>I'm excited to see him go back to the 80's.
He himself was a big part of the 80s though, so I'm afraid this might turn out to be cannibalism.
>>69929689
>holy trilogies
>star wars prequels
>the matrix
>facorite directors
>kevin smith
>because knowinng us half the battle
JUST
>>69931483
I actually found it kind of tiresome.
It reminded me of 24, not just in the general terrorists and shootouts sense, but in that the crisis NEVER stops. Like, just when it looks like the life-or-death struggle is over the next life-or-death struggle is already here and nobody has even gotten a minute to take a piss.
>"We stopped the army of crazed gunmen who came to kill us we're going to be OH SHIT A BOMB we've got to defuse this before it ticks down whew we did it OH FUCK IT HAD A POISON GAS BACKUP DEVICE let's all jump out the window TO BE SURROUNDED BY POLICE oh shit we're going to lose them AND BE CAPTURED BY THE TRIADS"
And after like 48 entire fucking chapters of that back-to-back you get legitimately exhausted, you know? Even James Bond always takes a break halfway through the adventure to get drunk, gamble and fuck somebody.
>>69925467
He's not in the book, just voices the audiobook. He gets mentioned, sure, since this shit is all about '80s nostalgia in the worst way.
>>69931458
you mean CAME ON
>>69931843
>>69931631
>a little program from the 80s called Cosmo, you probably never heard of it
>>69929732
Please don't let then besmirch gundam dear god
>>69922828
>They are adapting this shit but not Snow Crash
>>69931909
>He's not in the book
He's Vice President of the Internet in the book senpai.
>>69932032
Half black half Asian actors are near nonexistent
There's like one and all he ever did was die offscreen in The Matrix.
His best friend actually beinga black lesbianwas actually something i didn't saw coming, so that's something i'll have to give to the author.
>>69932203
You just know they're going to hire Leslie Jones for that role too
>>69932051
>those two geezers
>>69922828
All the obnoxiousness and fellating over a Gary Stu protagonist of SAO minus the cute girls. Add in a bunch of shitty BBT tier references and you get this garbage.
>>69932051
>they had been doing a kick-ass job of protecting user rights for over a decade
The entire conflict of the book is that a ruthless corporation is on the verge of executing a hostile takeover of the game and only a last minute Willy Wonka inheritance plot can stop them. That line doesn't make any sense in the context of it's own fucking book.
>>69932051
>>69931631
>>69930443
>>69929689
>>69923193
>>69931224
ha ha wow what an annoying person
So is Speilberg going senile or is it just something his grandkids like or something?
>Simon Pegg is going to be in this
Isn't this l-i-t-e-r-a-l-l-y the kind of "infantile and exploitative" property that he just went on a massive rant against?
>>69932737
It is the epitome of that. It is that at its core. It is distilled infantility and exploitation. That is its purpose.
I think celebrities found guilty of hypocrisy should be hanged t b h
>>69932724
He's been making mostly mediocore movies for a while now. Why would this be any different?
>>69932737
Ah shit, he's going to be playing the Patrick Bateman wanna-be villain isn't he?
>>69932737
He explained/retracted what he said like a day later, try to keep up
>>69930443
>Minerva X
>obscure
Ok
>>69930443
>RX-78
There was never a gundam named this
>>69923048
No, the book was written to be turned into a film for the non-gaming masses. That's why it comes off as insincere and shallow, it wasn't written for you. Almost all of the nerdy references were common trivia in their respective genres.
>>69923048
He probrably knows video games.
He just knows that superficially namedropling just buys you tons of 'gamers' and their money, so he didn't have to put much effort into a deeper story.
>>69933740
Perhaps it was a reference too obscure for you to catch, buddy? :^)
>>69933781
#SimonPeggwasright
>>69928747
>Seriously, he goes out of his way to mention obscure vidya
Uh, what? He pretty much only mentioned stuff that was fuckhuge in the 70s to 80s. Or did I miss something?
>>69922828
Is it just going to be people playin video games in front of me? I already watch twitch tv basically 24/7, soooooo.....
>>69931871
it sounds more like it's trying to be some kind of subtle satire with a bunch of tropes a la Pynchon, kind of like snowcrash.
>>69932051
>+1 internet for you m'weaton
So how does this garbage end
>>69932737
If he plays the role of the villain, then he doesn't do much to contradict himself, given the guy's nature.
>>69933969
Oh. I avoided those decades altogether, so then it seems obscure to me.
>>69934681
One of creators offers them refuge from the evil corporations in his Rivendell(i shit you not) personal paradise, the MC finds the easter egg with the help of his friends in a race against time and acquires god mode in the simulation, the evul bald guy gets arrested and going to prison because the MC now has enough dosh to buy 20 lawyers; and after kissing the chubby geeky girl, he doesn't want to play anymore.
>MMO has real-world purchases to the extent that a few rare artifacts are worth millions of actual dollars
>it also has open PvP
>and permadeath
Somebody would firebomb the fucking company headquarters
>>69935469
According to the description, the virtual HQ is shielded and the real one is Dubai-lite, so anything short of an air-raid wouldn't do shit.
>>69922828
>I understood that reference: The Movie
I heard about this book a year ago from the most reddit person I know. It's going to make a billion dollars, isn't it?
>>69935719
Spielberg's getting a $220 to $250 million budget to film it so probably
>>69935719
>It's going to make a billion dollars, isn't it?
Worse, it'll barely make even, however the gamer reddit crowd will eat it up and say how it's an "instant cult classic".
>>69931315
>just chubby
For reference Amy Schumer weighs 165 pounds.
>>69935884
>implying they won't be bitching at how it's not faithful to the book
>>69929689
Y'know, he could have had the narrator actually dislike some of this shit. If his tastes didn't line up 100% with Halliday/the author this passage could've had some more personality and this would feel less like a list.
>>69935884
>Spielberg directing it
>"I'm so geeky so nerdy" culture
>SJWill Wheaton
it's gonna make gorillions
>>69924020
>Simon Pegg despises the prequels with every fiber of his being
>Is more then happy to do a voice in the Clone Wars show.
Even if said character was from the OT, dude's still a hypocrite.
>>69937398
The "nerdy gamer" subculture is not as big as you think it is.
And before you say TBBT, it became more and more popular when it progressively started becoming more like every random sitcom with couples and normie problems.
>>69930947
Wonder how mad Felicia Day is that she didn't get the part
>>69937484
Now that you mention it, this movie is probably going to appeal ONLY to TBBT fans and redditors.
We're going to see just how big of an uninterrupted market they are.
>>69930947
>168 pounds girl
Disgusting, pic related is what a real gamer girl should look like.
>>69939211
Slap a dick on it and I agree.
>>69922828
This book is one of the best litmus tests I know for determining people with awful taste in books. Any time I see someone reading it, or someone recommends it, or I see someone buying it and raving about it to a friend, I sit back and bask in the warming glow of the superiority I momentarily get to bask in.
What did she mean by this?
>no *bowing intensifies* posted yet
i wish i had the pic and do it myself
>>69931224
What a colossal retard.
>>69929689
Why won't people stop ruining things I like?
>>69939429
just don't post this. just don't.
your day, and my day, would be better if you hadn't acknowledge it at all. please.
>>69930019
>thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks
Kill the world.
>>69939429
>all the nomz
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>69930443
This is so bad.
Like the power glove, an 80s video game product released by nintendo, for the nes (nintendo entertainment system). The Wizard, Fred Savage, Ben Savage, Boy Meets World.
Dragon Ball Z
>>69923168
Mark my words: the Sprawl trilogy will be adapted into a TV series titled 'Neuromancer' by Amazon.
>>69922828
Reminder that this is the fucking climax of RPO. Fuck Goodreads for tricking me into reading this Reddit garbage.
>>69940235
It means here come dat boi
>>69929689
You may say it is reddit the movie but if you look closely it is about a bitter man who clearly acknowledges that he wasted his life and despite being self proclaimed gamer he talks in that excerpt of everything but vidya until the very end and only briefly.
It is /v/eddit, the movie.
>>69940432
jesus christ
>>69930905
what are you talking about, food analogies are clearly the most patrician way to dissect and analyze an argument.
>>69939429
I used to think she was good looking but I had honest ignored her for more than a decade. In what year did Buffy end?
>>69940936
this tbhfam
I keep finding this book recommended to me on shit like Goodreads, or Amazon, because I bought like one video game, or looked at some sci fi book.
This shit being posted here really is from the book? This sounds even worse than what I read about it.
>>69940432
Who is this movie meant for?
I have played games for two decades now, and I still think this is retarded. I played on Arcades too.
I was born on the late 80's and I do not feel remotely connected to this cancer, the smartphone generation must think the man is retarded.
>>69929689
>The 80s was a long decade (ten whole years)
Quality writing.
>>69937398
>it's gonna make gorillions
So they said about scott pilgrim.
I can actually see people walking out of this after being tricked into watching due to Spielberg's name on the poster.
>>69940235
Have you ever gigglesqueed so hard you nommed someone's head? Felicia Day has.
>>69941274
Hearing weeaboos say stuff like this was embarrassing even in high school, I don't know why a woman who's old enough to have kids in high school saying this would be considered cute by her manchildren fanboys.
>>69941096
Go to your local comic book con's facebook page. You will find plenty of manchildren and womenchildren our age for whom this book is written for.
I've never been so enraged by a simple science fiction novel. Neal Stephenson has pissed me off a few times by being so patronising and up his own arsehole but this book, fucking hell, I almost want to buy a copy just for burning.
>>69939429
That schnoz
>>69923253
Not when Guardians of the Galaxy and Deadpool exist.
So Ready Player One is a good cyberpunk adventure like Family Guy is a good animated sitcom? 80s and pop culture references in place of actual inteligent content?
>>69923397
The rights were so worthless at some point that they gave it practically for free to anyone who wanted them.
>>69943267
My thoughts when I started reading it. Felt like Macfarlane was a ghostwriter for it.
>>69943267
Ready Player One == Family Guy
Snowcrash == American Dad
>>69928966
Go home Will, take care of your wife she needs help to let the black dicks go.
>>69944049
American Dad is better than that, and Snow Crash wasn't even too bad
What's Neuromancer?
>>69927910
>He also produces inane Youtube SJW propaganda, watch at your own risk.
post the one where he uses the porn movie set. Thanks
>>69930800
That blue hair, so meta.
>>69940432
Fuck that is depressing. Neuromancer is one of my favorite books. I'd hate to see it treated with such little care.
I was suppose to audition for this, but I read the synopsis and it seemed so try hard. (Not a famous celeb).
I'm going to be pissed if they leave out Dungeons of Daggorath.
>>69939429
Armada was so fucking bad it made RPO look like a great book.
>>69944803
Have you been on anything good?
I have never said this before, because I think it's overused, but it literally is reddit: the book, and if you like it you need to commit suicide NOW
>>69928966
He has a youtube show that films on a porn set. Calling it a 'media empire' is a bit of a stretch. I'd post proof but think nudity is against board rules. Google 'wil wheaton porn set' for proof.
>>69945072
Nah, typically due to my old agency that use to send me out for roles that weren't for me. I've been trying to get back into work. Thanks fo rasking!
>>69945256
If you get a break, don't forget about us
>>69922828
I'm not usually the kind of guy who just throws out "this is a meme book" as a complaint, because I like to show a bit more nuance. But this is literally just a meme book.
Every part of it is just a reference to a reference to a reference, it's an encyclopedia of 70's - 90's pop culture that a barely passable story was tacked onto.
It's the Adventures of Autismo, and his loyal friends Gary and Mary Sue; as read by Will 'Goddamnit' Wheaton.
I feel as if I have lost part of my life listening to the audiobook all the way through.
>>69930816
I've heard it's his weakest book, but this makes is seem pretty alright.
>>69945775
Put in your place by a 75 year old bald man.
Everyone hating on the author while he rolls all the way to the fucking bank.
>>69945822
Who is married to a woman nine years YOUNGER than Wil Wheaton's wife.
>>69946062
Lots of shitty people have tons of money. Doesn't make them any less shitty, just makes them rich and shitty. Kind of like spraying perfume onto a pile of shit.
>>69945322
I'm here forever : ')
>>69946246
Patrick Stewart and wife for comparison.
What did they mean by this?
Someone post the reveal of the kids best friend.
You know, fat black lesbian?
>>69931859
Spielberg regurgitating Spielberg will at least be better than JJ Abrams regurgitating Spielberg
>>69946456
dafug
>>69946456
what the fuck is going on here?
>>69946456
Does Wil pay the bills by renting his room to porn peddlers?
>>69946750
>>69946892
>>69946674
https://forums.geekandsundry.com/discussion/6587/in-defense-of-the-porn-couch
>>69947047
I wonder how jealous Wil "White Knight" Wheaton feels about doing a show on a couch that's seen more pussy than he has.
>>69922828
>Who's hyped for the movie?
The kind of trash who browse /v/ and consider """vidya""" to be a hobby.
>>69947337
I wonder if he's ever actually had sex. Both of the kids he provides for are his wife's with another man. She hasn't borne any children for him. Something odd going on there.
>>69929689
That made me legitimately angry. Anyone hyped for this deserves a bullet and a shallow grave.
>>69946489
>fat
Not really. Black lesbian is right, though. And she doesn't even act as a typical one. I didn't even knew black lesbians existed.
>>69947741
I must have misremembered the fat part.
>>69928966
Go away wil.
>>69931224
>half a minute of audible shilling
>acting like 22 books is in anyway impressive, outside of showing her complete illiteracy
>description of the book begins, and she chooses to use the simplistic and banal diction "action" "adventure" and "internet" to describe a """"nerd's dream""""", as of those aren't the most common themes in all of non-fiction
>being the person who recommends books to others right after reading, instead of taking time to mull over it, look back over the notes you took, consider the major themes and form an informed and eloquent opion on it. This pleb probably couldn't even talk anout the different moral systems in Macbeth.
>making the noise "haaen" to show satisfaction
>the most simplistic and plebian review possible, litteraly just plot summary, the number one thing you shouldn't do when discussing a book.
>acting like the observation that people spend way too much time on the internet is in any way deep, and them proceeding to in no way let this apparently major theme actually change you, just carry on contributing to this world wide internet addiction
>Acting like VR internet is in anyway cool, and not just worse than the current form of the internet
>"oh my god the character in this book are SUCH nerds". no comment could properly sum up how bad this review, this book and this fandom is.
If this is the type pf people this is aimed torwards, I want off this ride.
And since when is entry level shit like star wars and LoTR considered nerdy? That stuff is just the clouds above the air that's above the very tip of the iceberg.
>>69928747
>And this is why you guys watch Danger 5 if you want vidya references.
Speaking of, is there ever going to be a third season, or is it just done now?
>>69949726
I think it's done now, it was actually a miracle that it got a second now.
>>69947047
>I am not upset
>I will write many paragraphs about why it's silly to be upset
>Pffft, you're so lame for trying to make me upset
>HAHA SEE THAT? YOU SHOULD BE UPSET , UNLIKE ME
>>69929689
>This entry tier everything
Oh dear god I am angry that he just shoves in a shit ton of references to things most "geeks" already fucking know
>>69930443
>Evangelion
>Mechs
Dumb cuck didn't even fucking watch the god damn series. He just went to fucking wikipedia or tvtropes, saw it was a "le cool deconstruction" and wrote that into his fucking abortion of a god damn horseturd of a novel.
>>69950101
Nothing was funnier to me than the fact that they changed Pierre's actor to a black man who acts identically, for no reason, and never once point it out.
>>69944443
Neuromancer == The Venture Bros.
these excerpts what the fuck
seems like some kind of low for spielberg
>>69922828
I am, despite everything.
>>69946372
That's because he's Patrick Motherfucking Stewart.
The man will never not be sexy as fuck.
