Did they just actually write Donald Trump into Game of Thrones?
That's.... actually kind of a good comparison.
I look forward to this godawful thread being archived before it hits 30 posts.
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>69905405
WE'RE GONNA BUILD BOATS
THE BEST BOATS ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN
![960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/54vGMEN.jpg "960[1].jpg")
Merge these two to create Trump
This is some of the worst fanfiction in GoT yet. I can understand them taking Victarion out, because this is a show for girls and the character is just too manly: but a proper Euron would have been something girls actually like.
where the fuck is his eyepatch
>>69905422
kek
WE'RE GONNA BRING BACK JOBS FROM THE RIVERLANDS, FROM THE VALE, FROM THE REACH
>>69905464
This guy is Geert Wilders, not Trump.
>>69905422
THE IRON ISLANDS HAVE LOST AGAINST WESTEROS FOR TOO LONG. THEY LAUGH AT US. ME? I BEAT WESTEROS ALL THE TIME.
he's going to make the ironborn great again
Our Westerosi politicians continue to make terrible trade deals with Qarth. Sad!
He did just kick the shit out of a woman nominated by cuckold for president of the iron born, then promise to make the Iron Islands Great Again. Guess D&D have seen some visions in the fire.
>>69905474
Euron=daario
>>69905356
>having a king who supports a wall to keep the dirty wildlings and murderous white walkers out is a bad thing
>>69905422
AND THE BROWN NIGGERS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT ALL
>>69905422
>>69905474
I dont know if women could in any way relate or sympathize with Vicky. Hes like Bernard from Brave New World.
>>69905644
Oh shit
>Bernie/theon emasculated and clicked endorses Hilary
>Trump/euron comes out of nowhere kills old GOP/King and takes the crown from the cunt
BRAVO
>>69905356
>mfw Euron tries to impress Daenerys with a massive fleet of canoes
>>69905356
In all fairness, he did pay the iron price
The game will be over by then
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>>69905356
Top tier crown bois
Did anyone else think they drowned him on purpose (I didnt read the books fags) during the ceremony because they were loyal to asha?
I thought it was just like a baptism thing they were doing.
Would have been cooler I think if they did that.
>>69906004
yara*
>>69906004
no his character would've been pointless then and wasted screentime, you could just kill balon by having him fall off the bridge then
>>69905947
Is that a turd?
>>69905356
>So what if i killed your king? At least im honest about my regicide.
was the lesbian Hilary and reek Bill Clinton?
>>69905649
Daario is toned down for the show too. Think about Euron in the book. He's like a literal soap opera character. Mysterious, seductive, eye patch. There's no reason he couldn't be like that.
>>69906100
Bill is too based and the lesbian is too likable. Euron is for sure Trump though..
>>69906202
>Bill is too based
how?
>>69906100
Yara= Hillary
Theon with no cock = Bernie
>>69905356
Watching that scene I was just thinking about
>"Make the Ironborn Great Again".
daily reminder
>>69906320
>Bernie not the High Septon
kill yourself
>>69906424
Bernie is an atheist.
>>69906456
>says he's a socialist
>says he's an atheist
Did he even want to be president?
>>69906456
Bernie is a jew.
We're going to build boats and they will be the greatest boats we have ever built. I am going to bring back good paying boat jobs to the iron born. Let me tell you folks. The other Northerners and the in Kings Landing.. they think we are so; stupid!
But we are gonna fixed all that and make the iron islands great again. How? We are gonna gets the Dany and Dragons. I love the dragons. I love the sullied too.
>>69906501
At least he's being honest. Even Trump isn't nearly as conservative as he portrays himself.
>>69905947
>Ironborn continue to impress
>>69906540
You can be an atheist and a jew at the same time.
>>69906456
>that matters
next you'll be saying the High Septon isn't Jewish
also reek was a womaniser
>>69906568
Jews are whatever'll make them more money.
Holy shit
new boat cunt king is trump
High Sparrow is sanders
andsansais Hilary.bran is ted cruz and Jeb's love child
>>69906556
>At least he's being honest.
Yeah, look where that got him.
>>69905422
>>69905553
>>69905572
>ME? I BEAT WESTEROS ALL THE TIME.
Holy shit keep them coming
>>69906100
>>69906320
This is objectively and adequately correct.
>>69905681
I believe he just said he's going to build a fleet to bring them to Westeros.
Isn't that the opposite of where Trump is going with the 'Wall' thing?
>>69906817
Into the electoral race
>>69906945
>replying to an obvious 10 year old
>>69906987
>being this delusional
Did Trump murder his brother and advocate bringing in a foreign army at some point? I must have missed that.
That Umber guy is more like Trump than anyone
>>69907080
Ironborn aren't exactly a superpower like America. Dragons are nukes and Trump would totally be for arming the country.
>>69907042
he made the top three though. Being honest.
>>69906987
It's over kid. If you think he has even a slight chance, then I've got some sad news for you.
>>69907080
Trump murdered the republican party. And he pretty much wants to be Putin's wife.
>>69907158
You know what that gets you? Not the presidency. In fact all 3rd place gets you is forgotten.
Or are you one of those Chisolm '72 types?
>>69907220
Point was he made it that far basically being an anti-Trump.
There are not just idiots out there.
>>69906771
This
>>69905356
MIGA
Yes, he is.
Someone tell me why the fuck show cultures are so fucking stupid compared to book cultures? Thenns become the most advanced civilization of the north, basically Ireland celts, into Cannibals. Ironborn become stereotypical vikings minus the horns instead of true Vikings. Though even real vikings actually took over shit (Canute and Rus), the Ironborn get squashed even without Dragons. Yara is right: the Ironborn are just a nuisance on the edge of the known world; and I dislike them heavily out of the cultures, show or no
>>69907260
Some people with down syndrome are mentally incapable of lying. Honesty isn't necessarily a sign of intelligence, and in a presidential campaign 3rd place is just as impressive as 30th.
>>69905356
Yes.
>Came out of nowhere and claimed the Seastone chair, like Donald is claiming the Republican nomination also from out of nowhere
>Drowned Sawane Botley, like Donald drowned Jeb Bush
>Defeated both the more moderate Asha Greyjoy and the traditional Ironborn-values-holding Victarion Greyjoy in the Kingsmoot, similar to how Donald defeated the moderate Marco Rubio and traditional conservative-values-holding Ted Cruz
>Establishment Damphair trying to stop him after it's too late, similar to the Republican Party establishment's attempts to derail Donald after it was too late
>Mysterious connections to magic and warlocks, just as Donald has seemingly magically captivated the attention of the electorate and even has his own wizard connection (David Duke)
>Cynically taken advantage of the Ironborn culture of jingoism, bravado and racism and turned it on its head to drive his own secret interests, similar to Trump
>Self-described high-energy winner that crews a ship of mutes (silent majority) and is rich from plundering far away kingdoms
>May have molested his family
>Has weird-looking lips
>>69907363
>incapable of lying
Some people do it by choice.
>3rd place is just as impressive as 30th
It's not. Everybody knows who Sanders is now. Nobody will remember that Mexican that ran against Trump.
>>69907417
Bumping this.
>>69907560
>Everybody knows who Sanders is now.
I agree. He's a candidate who lost to Hillary of all fucking people. What a legacy.
>>69907560
No one is going to remember Bernie by this time next year. Same thing happens with the big alternate candidates: the party demands their votes, bury their agendas, then washes them out of memory. Even now people have forgotten about Jesse Jackson, or Dukakis, and the like. We already don't give a shit about politics or history, Bernie still has name brand troubles and 0 fucking media exposure, and as Trump wins (a possibility) everyone will forget him except mad Democrats at the 'spoiler candidate', such as Nader; and, spoiler, people don't remember Nader either if you asked randos on the street about him.
>>69907632
He's a proclaimed Socialist that made it into the race for president of the USA
>>69907679
>proclaimed socialist
>runs democrat
Yep, he sure was the pinnacle of honesty during that race.
>>69907651
Well a lot of people are aware he and his people exist now and they will look out for him.
/pol/ invading /tv/ like warts on my penis
>>69905947
It's called the Driftwood Crown for a reason
>>69907679
>proclaimed socialist
>democrat
socialist ideas are so garbage dick that he has to guise under the democratic party to trick retards into thinking he's leading a 'revolution'
>>69907679
No, he's yet another proclaimed Socialist who lost the race for president of the USA. Partially because he's a proclaimed Socialist. Move along. Nothing to see here.
>>69907731
>>69907818
Not that guy but that's how your Mickey Mouse system works over there, isn't it.
>>69907679
And thats why you also remember James B. Weaver, Alson Streeter, Simon Wing, Charles Matchett , Eugene V. Debs, and Allan L. Benson, RIGHT?
Shut the fuck up already. Bernie lost. Move on.
>>69907800
>implying you have ever, under any circumstances, had any opportunity to risk getting genital warts
>>69907828
t. American voter
Man it's not the niggers, spics or sjws that bring your country down. It's you yourself.
>>69907848
Lying assholes trying to be in charge? Hell, I'm pretty sure that's all government.
>>69907902
No, I meant that the ticket you need for running for office is either being republican or democrat
>>69907945
Not officially. There are several sides to choose.
Only it always ends up being democrat or republican because, yes, it's a crooked as fuck system.
Here's the official socialist candidate.
>>69908001
Maybe a shift to turn America into Europe would actually work once everyone realizes Europe (And Canada) aren't Socialist, but Social Democratic. Socialism is ded. Unions, regulations, democratic process, and compromise to alleviate the workers and lesser class *worked*, not full scale revolution and the seizure of private property and the abolishment of class. As long as 'Socialist' is even uttered seriously, it'll never catch on. Even the socialist parties in Europe edge in 'Social Democratic' in addition to the already diluted 'Democratic Socialist' label on their platforms.
On that note, long live the rose.
>>69907894
>being this raw about a commie septuagenarian and his """"surprise"""" failure
>>69907872
MAXIMUM
K E K
E
K
>>69907894
Go to bed, Bernie, it is way past your bedtime. Don't forget your heart pills either.
>>69908309
>memeing
Let the grown ups talk.
>>69908340
Great argument. As was to be expected.
>>69907800
Not defending the shithole that is /pol/, but don't pretend there's anything that could be done to this board to make it somehow worse.
>>69908402
It was a comeback to a great argument.
The whole "it's not the niggers, it's you yourself" bit was literally too stupid to counter.
You don't think the popular vote actually makes a shit, do you?
>>69908402
Why would he need to make one? Bernie already lost.
Not voting is the only moral choice. Or voting for a third party, which is basically the same thing.
>>69905572
>THE IRON ISLANDS HAVE LOST AGAINST WESTEROS FOR TOO LONG. THEY LAUGH AT US. ME? I BEAT WESTEROS ALL THE TIME.
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>69905356
Isn't this guy playing Batou?
its so fucked up but yes
>>69906301
He fucked lots of bitches
And just like real politics Yara is running on basically the same platform only "DUDE VAGINA LMAO"
>>69905356
trump is a broken clock, but hillary's foreign policy past present and future should make any sane person shudder.
>>69906945
WE'LL MAKE MEXICO AMERICA AGAIN
>>69905356
Stannis = Trump.
>>69911196
Great post. It's a shitpost though and nobody asked for your opinion on that.
>/tv/ is unit ironically Reddit now
>>69907800
is that a giant fucking poster of that milo faggot?
>>69911990
Nah man, you're just bottom of the barrel deluded and mad that not everybody is on your level.
his hands are too big for him to be Donald Trump.
>>69905662
>Needing a wall on an island..
>>69906004
"What is dead may never die"
Are you retarded?
MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN
>>69905474
i'm a girl and i like euron but i've been told i have shitty taste in men.
>>69906817
It's sad that being honest is a surefire way to kill your chances of holding higher office
>>69905356
these shitty reddit threads have to go
Trump was against Iraq and Libya.
>>69905356
He tried to assure everyone how his cock was totes big so I guess it fits.
>>69907818
>socialist ideas are so garbage
>free education
>government funded police, sanitation, fire department,
>workers rights (40 hour work week, overtime pay)
>garbage
I wish the average American knew what "socialist" meant and how every country on the planet uses "socialist ideas". He didn't literally want to convert to full blown socialism, he's just trying to use the government to fix shit the free market destroyed. This is literally what countries like Germany do and they are fucking killing it
>>69905572
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A NEW WALL AND MAKE THE WHITE WALKERS PAY FOR IT AND IT'S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL THING. MY MANY MANY FRIENDS TELL ME I'M A TREMENDOUS BUILDER. I MAKE THE BEST DEALS WITH THE FREE CITIES, THE IRON BANK KEEPS DEVALUING IT'S CURRENCY AND WE'RE NOT WINNING ANYMORE. I DON'T HATE THE DORNISH, THE DORNISH LOVE ME. ASHA GREYJOY IS PLAYING THE WOMAN CARD AND I'M GONNA SPILL THE BEANS ON STANNIS BARATHEON'S WIFE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE EAT IN SUCH A DISGUSTING MANNER AS KING ROBERT.
>>69905356
OC coming through
>>69905464
>make castle black great again
>>69906004
They drown them and then resuscitate them so that they've experienced/ no longer fear death. If they can't bring them back then they are not worthy.
>>69917134
Yeah but he was their best option for leadership.
While they were waiting for him to resuscitate you could just tell they were all thinking how fucking stupid this was as an initiation.
>>69905356
>nice redditor containment thread
keep it up
>>69907800
pretty problematic desu
>>69905422
Who is going to pay for the boats?
>>69908505
There's literally nothing wrong with /pol/.
>>69918068
im literally trggered
>>69910968
So did Theon before he got tortured
>>69918153
we're all /pol/ here lad
>>69905389
>That's....
thanks reddit
>>69914523
>Balon was a total disaster! He dragged us into two wars!
>>69917567
>they were all thinking how fucking stupid this was as an initiation
No you massive mongoloid. They were just tense/anxious to see if he would come back and thus prove himself worthy to be king of the Iron Islands. Those who were loyal to Yara were obviously the ones who fled with her. How dense can you be?
>>69905405
kek i guess you were wrong
l
ike people were wrong about trumps chance of winning
>>69905405
100+ posts still around
Kekers
YI TI
AUDIT THE IRON BANK
>>69914599
No country in Europe or North America are even remotely socialist
Also, I feel so bad for Adam Smith. He gets regularly misquoted and attributed with philosophy more in tune with Regan and Rand than what he actually wrote in the Wealth of Nations so saying that the "Free Market" fucked up things is disingenuous as fuck. In reality Smith sharply criticized corporations and their seemingly natural convergence on government policy. Even the oft-quoted and widely misunderstood "invisible hand" was used pertaining to belief that domestic businessmen would rather do business within their own borders to strengthen their economies than go overseas were it may be cheaper more lucrative. It's the only time that phrase is used and is a perfect description of how American corporation sent manufacturing overseas were it could exploit people easier. Adam Smith didn't like government but thats because he believed the "Masters of Mankind" (English financiers of his day) he put it, just bought legislation and policy anyway which resulted in an unfair market
WE ARE GONNA WIN SO MUCH THAT SOME OF YOU WILL COME TO ME AND SAY
"KING EURON, WE ARE WINNING TOO MUCH. CAN'T WE JUST LOSE A LITTLE?"
AND I WILL SAY NO!
WE ARE GOING TO KEEP WINNING. WE'RE GONNA WIN IN ESSOS, WE'RE GONNA WIN IN THE NORTH, WE ARE GOING TO WIN IN KINGS LANDING.
WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE IRONBORN GREAT AGAIN
Who is the Chris Christie of GoT?
>>69906181
Sounds gay.
>>69922260
Sam
>>69917602
who are you quoting?
>>69922260
Manderly but he isn't in the show yet
>>69905464
he lost. Trump doesn't.
>>69922512
Is this video supposed to be making fun of Trump?
Guy is playing a game, gets into it, tries to win, and succeeds.
He's not a loser like you who pretends not to care. Unlike you, he's not some coward who's so afraid to try something and maybe fail, and that's why he's so successful, because he actually tries and puts himself out there.
Honestly, I hate Trump, but what I hate more is faggots like you who don't even try. You are the worst people on this planet. Go and put some effort into something, actually try at something. Actually live for once.
>>69922692
Are you reverse trolling the guy you quoted or did you misunderstand him? He obviously said that Thorne lost and that Trump doesn't (lose)
>>69905474
Autism to the max
>>69918068
reddit has accounts?
>>69906556
>he's not even a real right winger
>he's dangerously right wing, literally hitler
you guys cant decide
>>69921991
>No country in Europe or North America are even remotely socialist
neither is Bernie Sanders. People also have a time seperating "socialism" from "socialist policies".
Europe, North America and almost every other country is a mixed economy. Basically capitalism with some form of government interference and/or government market sector. All he wants is more social programs, not full blown socialism.
>make westeros great again
shoop the cap on to his head, do it
>>69924589
It's because he lies so you can't tell. If you believe what he says, he is literally Hitler. If you believe what he does, he's not a real right winger.
It's complicated even more by the fact that he's gaining popularity by generalized scapegoating, throwing blame all over the place and then making huge, vague promises, pretty much how Hitler rose to power.
>>69905464
Wildlings and northerners are ethnically related and share history together. He hinders the formation of a northern ethonstate. Trump would build a wall near Dorne and deport immigrants back to Essos.
>>69906067
>no his character would've been pointless then and wasted screentime
That's why it would be funny as shit.
>>69922379
Theres no quote there buddy
This is a redditor containment thread though, we need these
>>69922692
>Honestly, I hate Trump
Back to r3ddit then
The Children of the Forest are retarded. Like every other fictional person, race or organisation that makes superweapon slave race is retarded.
>"Yeah, let's make some guys that'll be REALLY hard to stop, and let's make them from HUMANS and send them against HUMANS and give them ice powers and the ability to raise the dead! Yeah, that's a great plan, I don't see how it can backfire in the slightest!"
>>69905389
You're... Actually a retard
>>69922260
Reek
George Soros is Littlefinger
Rockefeller is Illyrio
Iron Bank of Braavos is the IMF
it fits
>>69905356
Yara is fucking hot in a strange way
Where are the fucking n00ds
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FLEET
AND KINGS LANDING IS GONNA PAY FOR IT
>got cucked out of the best ships by a couple of young adults
Nah he's not Trump
>>69926767
She's not hot you just want to fuck a woman that's stronger than you.
>>69926821
Yeahhhh would fucking love it. The mother of dragons looks weak as fuck, i'd much rather see a strong woman as an even more central character (ie tarth).
>>69905356
"so what do you have to offer to the iron islands yara!?"
"i will build the greatest fleet the iron islands has e-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP thats a stupid idea, miens better...get this guys, we gonan BUILD the greatest fleet the iron islands has ever known, AND i'm gonan totally persuade a dragon queen who has an army bigger than the entire iron islands population to marry me for boats!"
>>69907417
>Trump is secretly also John Miller, Euron is secretly Daario
>>69908505
have you even been to /pol/ lately? if you had, you'd know it could get MUCH worse here.
>a trump general up every 5 fucking minutes and often multiple up at once
>pro-syria generals
>make a poiny about Hillary; get called a shill
>make a point against trump; get called a Hillary shill
>No Hillary Generals or Bernie Generals cuz they just get ignored and archived within a minute
oh my dear anon, it could get sooooo much worse
>>69926802
>Trump
>not the biggest cuck ever seen and being desperate to hide it at all times
nah
>>69922260
>tfw you realize it's reek
>>69905356
BUILD THE BOATS
MAKE THE IRON TRHONE GREAT AGAIN
I heard y'all lookin for /pol/?
So, he arrives out from nowhere and takes all the attention away from the other contenders, starts throwing insults left and right, and when the others try to slander him he totally owns it and everyone just accepts it
>>69929974
Damn dude, that's some dedication to reply to every single person in this thread
>>69905356
The boats just got 10 inches wider
>final battle against the white walkers
>the armies of the seven kingdoms have all been pushed back
>King white walker is pulling some magic shit to make the wall start to crumble
>"Not on my watch."
>Donald Trump swoops in on a dragon and burns all the white walkers and zombies alive
>unanimously voted into the iron throne
>makes the United Kingdoms of Westermerica great again
>the end
>>69905464
>>69905356
Trump is Bran the Builder
>>69905474
I like how they made him. He's pretty much a fucking pirate in the books and show, I liked it better that they made him ugly then have someone good looking play him. Not every character has to be pretty
>>69929974
Sorry but there is no degenerate reddit fags from /pol/
Only PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69906004
Did u not hear the water in lungs part, there God is literally called the drowned God
>>69917134
that guy brought back himself.
ayy
>>69905356
Still can't get over the fact that Euron looks like a 3rd string Russel Crowe after two months of being force-fed donuts and shitposting on image boards.
>>69907347
>Ironborn become stereotypical vikings minus the horns instead of true Vikings.
Alright
>>69915266
You need to put a red cap on him that says
>Make Iron Islands great again
And there needs to be a bunch of boats in the background
>We gona build a fleet, and Mereen is going to pay for it
>>69931073
I was gonna go for discount Rufus Hound.
>>69906798
Tha's actually a solid comparison
>>69905356
Thats a pretty bad comparison since he wants to import people into westeros
>>69906798
Does that mean Jon Snow is Paul Ryan, not bad for the job but doesn't want it
>>69905356
>>69932082
Who is that kid? Is that BASED EURON?
>tfw the thing that kept me the most from dropping this show was the Kingsmoot and Victarion's arc.
I should have known better.
>>69925534
>"when did you start picking up my shit"
>>69905356
When did he want to build a wall?
>>69934340
We know months in advance Victarion was cut
>>69905356
IMA GONNA BUILD BOATS AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT
>>69905389
>That's...
Heh, yeah, reddit is that way kiddo...
>>69932082
hes married to a very beautiful woman
>>69907158
>top three
>only two people running on dem side
>less votes in a 50/50 split then some guy who just won a 6+ way race
Haha hahaha hahahahahahah
