Now that the dust has settled what is the official /tv/ consensus on The Witch?
I thought it was great all around. The cinematography, the sound, even the dialogue and acting were great and didn't feel awkward with the old way of speaking
Pretty good, but I would probably never watch it again.
>you will never be Caleb
>no qt as fuck sister to make love to since you're all kicked out of society and the only available people for each other
>no sexy ss witch to rape you
Why did the daddrop the hatchet and let Negro Philip kill him?Where didJonas and Mercy go?
>>69902024
everyone in her family was a cunt. her mom blamed her for her brother, her other brother kept creeping on her and wanting to fuck her, her dad let her take the blame for things he did, and her little brother and sister were constantly trying to get her lynched or burned at the stake
Fuck this stupid ass movie.
>The devil is a fucking cowboy before anyone has ever seen or heard of a cowboy
>retarded down syndrome looking ass goat
>YE OLDE ENGLISH SPEAK
>no black people
-2/10
i've seen it 3 times now and im still really into it
one of the better horror movies of the last decade
>>69902213jonas and mercy were probably taken by the witch that night and killed so their blood could be used for all the flying mixture that witches were using at their party at the end.
>>69902213
Well after Negro Phillip rammed him once, there was no going back really. He'd have bled out shortly after. So he submitted because he thought it was an act of God.
Remember all the witches sitting around the fire at the end? The twins are in it.
Also the film was very well made, but you can tell it had a small budget (focusing primarily on family and not so much on the witches/satan), but I'm hoping for a sequel where they'll ahve more money to play with. 8/10 for me.
>>69903001
>>no black people
>-2/10
Tyrone pls
>>69903199
>Remember all the witches sitting around the fire at the end? The twins are in it.
>>69903123
>jonas and mercy were probably taken by the witch that night and killed so their blood could be used for all the flying mixture that witches were using at their party at the end.
w-which is it
>>69903205
HOL UP
>>69903199
>ocusing primarily on family and not so much on the witches/satan
I thought that was a good thing.Though I wouldn't have minded seeing more of that semondemoness witch.
pic related or Thominson, who was the hotterwitch?
>>69903240
both
they got what they needed from the bodies and are now burning the carcasses
>>69903357
Fucc Sarah Stephens witch, marry Thomasin
I don't understand the praise with this "artsyhorrorlmao" bullshit. This movie is just dogshit
>>69903571
t. embryo
cinematography was great, overall it was 4/10
how do i get a qt ss witch gf?
>>69903571
t. shaniqua mad there weren't many moments for her to yell at the screen
>Will didn't rape Thomasin after she emasculated him for not being able to provide for the family
Why didn't he?
Wait, why did she join them if they killed her family?
>>69902024
I thought it was fucking great.
>Went to see it pretty late in its run
>Literally my gf and I were the only people in the theater
Probably my best theater experience ever
>*grumble* *grumble* *grumble*
What did the old religious man mean by this?
what does ss witch mean
>>69903357
she looks like a young super lewd Helena Bonham Carter
>>69905565
ss = straight shota
>>69905565
schutzsaffel witch, the reason they killed them back in old days was because they were like LITERALLY hitler
>>69903793
commit the sin of lust
>>69904546
what else could she have done? starve by herself or go to the covenant and probably be killed as a witch. she already showed she liked material things (missing comfy england and the convent), and resented pretty much everyone but her brother. she chose to live deliciously because it was the best offer.
>>69906090
>resented pretty much everyone but her brother.
would she have let him cop a feel?
Anyone else think she's even qter as a brunette?
>>69905629
>>69905630
thanks
>>69906401
or is she better as a blonde
>>69906401
>>69906476
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>69906612
But it's a nice mouth
Black Philip! Black Philip!
A crown grows out his head!
>>69906401
>>69906476
the fuck is wrong with her eyes? it's like seeing the error when fucking with the matrices in a character creation engine - the width of her eyeballs seems shorter than her eyelids. at the right angle, i feel like i could see to the back of her skull.
>>69907445
It's ok to be gay
>>69907559
hey, i'm not saying that i still wouldn't ruin dat poon tho.
but her eyes...
but her eyes...
Who else cheered for Black Phillip after he killed the father since the movie was so boring?Best devil voice in any movie
>>69908585
I felt bad for the Father, the guy had a lot of shit on his plate to deal with.
>>69908677
Getting married can do that to you.
>>69908677
>>69908823
Nice job getting kicked out of the convent...
Speaking of which, not being familiar with different branches of Christianity I though that his idea that babies are sinful from the get go was kinda heretical and that's why he got kicked out. But it looks like it's a normal Puritan and maybe Catholic thing. So what did he do to deserve his banishment?
